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Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 weeks ago
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THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Thanks, beelzebubble and congrats, Captain!...

Thanks, beelzebubble and congrats, Captain! Bigfoot was my #1 by far. It's not just bad: it's painfully bad!
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 weeks ago
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
I think it will have a monster in it, whether...

I think it will have a monster in it, whether robot, Bigfoot or Peter Dante.
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
I follow most of you on Letterboxd and noticed...

I follow most of you on Letterboxd and noticed that you hadn't seen a Neil Breen movie yet. My thought process:

https://i.imgur.com/pX1Ackq.gif

The results? *Chef's kiss*
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Avatar: The Last Airbender is wrong. Aang isn't...

Avatar: The Last Airbender is wrong. Aang isn't the last one...
...but why's it gotta be him ?! :D
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
If I learned anything from Costa Rican Summer,...

If I learned anything from Costa Rican Summer, it's that I wish I went to a surf school. Tropical location, incredibly small student/teacher ratios, education on philosophy and literature in addition...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Ugh, sorry to hear that. Costa Rican Summer is...

Ugh, sorry to hear that. Costa Rican Summer is the worst.

But seriously, hope you feel better soon.
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
The Super Mario Bros. movie from the '90s. It's a...

The Super Mario Bros. movie from the '90s. It's a lot better and more imaginative than the one from last year, that's for sure.
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Costa Rican Summer - 1 or 1 clearance sale wig...

Costa Rican Summer - 1 or 1 clearance sale wig out of 5

Let's cut to the chase: this movie fails at nearly everything it sets out to do. It's labeled as a comedy, but it is never funny. The writer...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
If you want to keep exploring Neil Breen, I...

If you want to keep exploring Neil Breen, I recommend seeing Fateful Findings next, which is a loose remake of Double Down. I considered choosing that one, but I went with his first movie since he's...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
PHOENIX''s Letterboxd review and the feedback so...

PHOENIX''s Letterboxd review and the feedback so far leads me to believe we're doing a reverse Vanessa Williams here: saving the worst for last.

I'll have ChatGPT write the review...er, watch it...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Double Down - 1 blank laptop out of 5 This...

Double Down - 1 blank laptop out of 5

This movie seems like what you would get if you gave that person who spouts conspiracy theories at the office - you know, the one you can imagine wearing a...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
I was actually going to suggest that everyone...

I was actually going to suggest that everyone show theirs along with their reviews, but it's probably too late now.

Anyways, I'm overjoyed by the responses. I thought nothing would top the fun I...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Haha, I always feel like I should add a rebuttal...

Haha, I always feel like I should add a rebuttal to my writeups. It's probably unnecessary here.
At least I didn't do that for the Nazi one.
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
I'm more excited than a kid on Christmas Eve to...

I'm more excited than a kid on Christmas Eve to introduce all of you to the world of Neil Breen.

I'll warn you that you'll see more of the guy than you would like to.
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Jurassic Shark - 2 or 2 Discount Vin Diesel...

Jurassic Shark - 2 or 2 Discount Vin Diesel Muscle Shirts out of 5

Is this a bad movie? Yes. Is it so bad that it deserves to be on top of IMDB's Bottom 100? Definitely not. I think that position...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
I see you. I'm glad we agree on #3 for laughs and...

I see you. I'm glad we agree on #3 for laughs and #4, #6, #8 and #9 for amusements. Let's face it: the movie is crap, but it deserves a little credit for being sporadically genuinely funny.
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Butternut squash. Mmm, now I'm craving soup. ...

Butternut squash. Mmm, now I'm craving soup.

This Brett Kelly is an enterprising guy. He's made ripoffs of Batman, King Kong, Thor, Daredevil, Twilight, and Pirates of the Caribbean in addition to...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Meet the Spartans - 2 or 2 references to reality...

Meet the Spartans - 2 or 2 references to reality shows for some reason out of 5

I went in to this movie expecting it to be one of the worst movies I would ever see. It didn't plumb those depths,...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
This is on a free with ads service? ...

This is on a free with ads service?

https://i.postimg.cc/153nfvJK/e2dc1d8a-4260-4241-8f9b-a0596c2569c7-text.gif

I'd feel guilty if Kevin Sorbo cut a cut of my hard-earned money. I'll watch this...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
Here is a clip: ...

Here is a clip:

https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI?si=miX20QGttx88UDUL
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
LOL, my guess was that they were going to light...

LOL, my guess was that they were going to light it on fire when he got near it, but since they threw gasoline on him instead, they didn't really serve a purpose, did they?

On that note, the...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
The Curse of the Bigfoot - 1 ten thirteen cent...

The Curse of the Bigfoot - 1 ten thirteen cent bottle of orange soda out of 5

Watching this movie feels like being in a mental deprivation chamber. Unlike a sensory deprivation chamber, which...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
As a big fan of the Bigfoot legend, I'm looking...

As a big fan of the Bigfoot legend, I'm looking forward to this one. Hopefully, I'll have time to watch it and write something about it in the next few days. I'll try not to drag the pace of this...
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
https://i.postimg.cc/HW0SYVhc/1-o-DD8-W3n8-VVfh-Dq...

https://i.postimg.cc/HW0SYVhc/1-o-DD8-W3n8-VVfh-Dqz-RHr6-A1-A.png

"Please sir, I want some more crap!"
Replies: 612
THE 3RD HALL OF INFAMY: Infamy Rises Again
Posted By Torgo
If it's wrong to refer to him as Darth Pastor, I...

If it's wrong to refer to him as Darth Pastor, I don't want to be right.