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Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 hours ago
Replies: 26
Horrible Movies that you felt compelled to finish
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Horrible Movies that you felt compelled to finish

The two crappy Italian animated Titanic movies! Wow they sucked, but one was way worse than the other. I'll cover that in my reviews eventually.
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 2 hours ago
Replies: 18,193
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Some of the most classic music of the riot grrrl...

Some of the most classic music of the riot grrrl scene is right here.

Speaking of punk, I'm checking out a band people hate (I enjoy bad music), some Spanish punk band called Pignoise. I'm not...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 1 day ago
Replies: 18,193
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Swedish power metal act Twilight Force just put...

Swedish power metal act Twilight Force just put out a new album. Their last one was girly as hell; it was more like Twilight Sparkle. But this one has favorable reviews so I'll check it out, after...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 5 days ago
Replies: 18,193
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?

Stack-A-Tracks, a collection of backing tracks from the only two albums by Jellyfish, one of the best short-lived power pop bands.
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 6 days ago
Replies: 8
Masters of the Universe: Revelation
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Masters of the Universe: Revelation

Isn't "ignorant boob" another term for "dumb blonde?"
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 422
The 19th Hall of Fame
Posted By KeyserCorleone
AAH I was so close! That was awesome. 1....

AAH I was so close! That was awesome.

1. The Godfather
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Cinema Paradiso
4. Raging Bull
5. Gaslight
6. Tombstone
7. Angel Face
8. The Virgin Spring
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 week ago
Replies: 158
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Invisible Ghost (1941) - Directed by Joseph H....

Invisible Ghost (1941) - Directed by Joseph H. Lewis

"I'm afraid to come home, he'd kill me, he'd kill anybody."
...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 17
Give me horrible movies that were never on MST3K
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Thanks, but I've already reviewed that one. ...

Thanks, but I've already reviewed that one. Plus, it's been on MST3K and I'm looking for movies that haven't been there.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 17
Give me horrible movies that were never on MST3K
Posted By KeyserCorleone
I sense a disturbance in your ratings. I'm not...

I sense a disturbance in your ratings. I'm not talking "This movie has Jar Jar Binks" bad. I need something where almost everything is unredeemable.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 17
Give me horrible movies that were never on MST3K
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Ah, right. I had two different tabs and a movie...

Ah, right. I had two different tabs and a movie open. Thanks.





Maybe I'm just being a Coppola nut, but that movie was wonderful and part of the reason why I'm a Coppola nut.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 17
Give me horrible movies that were never on MST3K
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Give me horrible movies that were never on MST3K

Wes Anderson's unique and unorthodox technique is at its most beautiful in Budapest. It's easily my favorite of his.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 3
Alone in the Dark vs. House of the Dead - Which Is Worse
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Alone in the Dark vs. House of the Dead - Which Is Worse

I forgot to add the poll. Ah, whatever.


Yeah, at least Alone in the Dark had two good things about it: the shootout scene in the middle of the movie, and the the Nightwish song during the...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 3
Alone in the Dark vs. House of the Dead - Which Is Worse
Posted By KeyserCorleone
That's right! Two crappy Uwe Boll movies based...

That's right! Two crappy Uwe Boll movies based on horror video games, goig all out in a boxing match! Both are class-A manuer not worth spreading on the lawn, but my vote goes to House of the Dead.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 6
Poll: My predicament lacks its usual cheer.
Posted By KeyserCorleone
No, the whole Thumbelina movie (including...

No, the whole Thumbelina movie (including CREDITS) was put in the middle. Should I put both movies in my list of worst movies ever or should I just include one or the other? Santa might not count...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 6
Poll: My predicament lacks its usual cheer.
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Both movies were directed by Barry Mahon, but...

Both movies were directed by Barry Mahon, but this Santa movies has another of his movies in it because Santa's telling the story.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 6
Poll: My predicament lacks its usual cheer.
Posted By KeyserCorleone
My predicament lacks its usual cheer.

OK, I watched Santa Meets the Ice Cream Bunny, one of the worst things ever, and 20 minutes in, the movie fratures another Barty Mahon movie: Thumbelina. There's about 15 minutes left after the 60...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 week ago
Replies: 288
John Connor's Top 250 of All Time
Posted By KeyserCorleone
I'll just make a list and send it to you.

I'll just make a list and send it to you.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 week ago
Replies: 288
John Connor's Top 250 of All Time
Posted By KeyserCorleone
dot dot dot context

dot dot dot context
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 week ago
Replies: 288
John Connor's Top 250 of All Time
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: John Connor's Top 250 of All Time

You and I have the same favorite movie, and I'm also very fond of Pulp Fiction, T2 and Once Upon a Time in the West. I'm going to have to look through our top 200.
Forum: Upcoming Movies & Sequels 2 weeks ago
Replies: 3
Dora and the Lost City of Gold
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Dora and the Lost City of Gold

I'm really surprised the reviews are so favorable, considering how generic and unimaginative the trailers were. But if Danny Trejo is playing Boots, I have a damn good reason to see it.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 weeks ago
Replies: 26,753
Movie You're Watching Tonight
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Movie You're Watching Tonight

I'm checking out the Rifftrax for Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny. It's so funny that I have to take a break because I'm hurting from the laughter.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 weeks ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 weeks ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 weeks ago
Replies: 1,746
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Last Airbender bored me to death ten minutes in.
Replies: 26
Pie- apple or blueberry?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Pie- apple or blueberry?

Apple pie, or blueberry pie? Which one? You gotta choose the right one! If you cut into the wrong pie, the bomb will go off! But no pressure! Just don't kill us!

Apple.

It's a cherry pie /...