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I'm Leaving/I'm coming back
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: I'm Leaving/I'm coming back

And lo, I return. And I bear gifts of exotic alcopops and fabulous tracksuits from the east.

Miss me?

'course you did.
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Currently failing to properly footnote my quotations in my essay and moaning about buying Christmas presents.

Oh, and there's a Daddy Longlegs on my monitor.
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Quote of the Day
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Quote of the Day

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see - Arthur Schopenhauer.
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What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltiY-BqvOIU&feature=related

Yeah, I know it's cheesily seasonal, but at least it's not Paul McCartney.
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Coffee and watching Countryfile, seriously considering tidying my room rather than starting my essay. Yeah, I'm going to whine about the fact the biggest task of my life right now is writing a...
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Quote of the Day
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Quote of the Day

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm

I'm feeling...
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It's Friday: What Are You Doing This Weekend?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: It's Friday: What Are You Doing This Weekend?

Did a set down at Laughing Gas last night, today I'm working on an essay and hopefully doing some Christmas shopping. Probably have to ring my parents sometime too.

On a side note, it sucks being...
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Quote of the Day
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Quote of the Day

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us someone may be looking." - H. L. Mencken.
Forum: Games and Tabs 12-13-07
Replies: 59
Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: John McClane
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: John McClane

Eh, no. That's not it. I felt I rather put my foot in it by standing up for him and the bad rep I got for doing so rather dissuaded me from putting my face around here for a while.

Live and learn.
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 12-13-07
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2007/2008 major critics awards
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: 2007/2008 major critics awards

What, how did you reach this conclusion? Were you being waterboarded when you were watching Shawn of the Dead? Both fine movies, but Hot Fuzz had nothing on Peg & Frost's first big-screen outing.
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Forum: Games and Tabs 12-13-07
Replies: 59
Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: John McClane
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: John McClane

Ah, right. Now I remember why I stopped posting here before. I knew I wasn't just lazy and forgetful.

Anyway, question time. I hope you've been marinated because I'm about to throw you on the...
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The Mighty Boosh
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: The Mighty Boosh

Blame demographic-driven production interference, the BBC did the same thing with Little Britain. Their head of comedy has a great track record for taking something already popular and flattening it...
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/sandyclaw/Album%202/Album%203/Album%204/Album%205/Album%206/bs_steadman_fear_loathinginlasvegas.jpg

Hunter S. didn't draw anything himself, but Ralph Steadman...
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Damn Lines, those are ace. Makes me think of Hunter S. for some reason.

Anyway, I'm lamenting Terry Pratchett's Alzheimer's diagnosis with a friend on MSN and watching Frasier.
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Taking advantage of my upper respiratory tract rhinovirus infection (sounds much manlier than "cold", doesn't it?) to get high off cough mixture and throat lozenges.

Oh, and I'm watching a...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 12-12-07
Replies: 518
Grill a MoFo
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Grill a MoFo

If the opportunity's still open, I know enough to warrant interrogation. I've got access codes, tactical information, state secrets, the works. I'll betray the resistance before you've even warmed up...
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Get him the cheap version of what he actually wants, worked for my dad for eighteen years.
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Aww, thanks Nebbers. But I already fixed that problem, turns out my blood sugar was just a little low.

Currently I'm eating Thai green vegetable curry and watching the "Bart the Genius" episode of...
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Ah man, I'd have loved to have been doing university back in 1994. No tuition, grants, spending weekends getting mashed at raves, degrees actually being worth the time invested &c.

Anyway, we...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-10-07
Replies: 72
Worst movie of the year!
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Worst movie of the year!

Not to beat a dead horse, but the only truly awful movie I've subjected myself to this year has been Resident Evil: Extinction. I have a soft-spot for the 'original' and the games so I was drawn back...
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Hey, you too? Fantastic! We can talk in the secret language of literary criticism.

Modernism produced some of the objectively best literature of the past few centuries. Conrad, Elliot (I want...
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Coffee, cigarettes and feeling depressed about the absence of love in my life.

About to pack off for university, maybe studying modernist poetry will make me appreciate my existence a bit more.
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Reading me.
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: Reading me.

Lot's of young people need a prescription for viagra too, it happens to every man, or so I've been told.

Anyway, it depends what your prescription is. If you're longsighted (which is the usual...
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What is Love?
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: What is Love?

How'd I miss this topic? I've been thinking about love a lot lately, primarily the lack of it.

"Love is our response to our highest values." - Ayn Rand

For me, this is the closest to a true...
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The Mighty Boosh
Posted By Lockheed Martin
Re: The Mighty Boosh

Not to be negative, but the ones I've seen have been a bit, eh, well "eh". There're some flashes of brilliance, but the over-reliance on rehashing and self-reference really pulls down my opinion.
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