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Forum: General Movie Discussion 6 hours ago
Replies: 311
Noirvember 2022
Posted By Rockatansky
You wanna see all the fibres of his Armani suits.

You wanna see all the fibres of his Armani suits.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 11 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
You took up the last spot in the museum, so now...

You took up the last spot in the museum, so now we gotta turn other movies away.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 16 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
So do the meat of the actual arguments people are...

So do the meat of the actual arguments people are making not matter? Are they really just “dueling subjectivities”? In that sense, where does it get us pointing to reasons we should...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 16 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Why is it more worthwhile to discuss the...

Why is it more worthwhile to discuss the motivations behind why people are making their arguments, possible demographic factors influencing their arguments, the parameters of the discussion rather...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 16 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
A bunch are available on UbuWeb, which is a great...

A bunch are available on UbuWeb, which is a great resource for experimental/avant-garde short films. I watched a bunch of Nick Zedd and Richard Kern shorts on there in the past.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 16 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Is there a reason we’re trying to frame this...

Is there a reason we’re trying to frame this through a generational or anti-elitist lens? I know for a fact that I’m at least a decade younger than both Crumbsroom and Wooley, and I’ve been...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 17 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Minio, people are storming the museum gift shop,...

Minio, people are storming the museum gift shop, and we’re all out of Avengers DVDs!


What if we switched the discs out with Koyaanisqatsi?


Would anyone notice?
Forum: General Movie Discussion 17 hours ago
Replies: 25
Sight and Sound 2022 poll... your list and predictions?
Posted By Rockatansky
I wouldn’t be surprised if John Carpenter breaks...

I wouldn’t be surprised if John Carpenter breaks into the list.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 17 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Every single movie I have brought up in...

Every single movie I have brought up in comparison to The Avengers has been a big budget blockbuster, including another movie from the same franchise. I don’t take issue with it being an overtly...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 17 hours ago
Replies: 25
Sight and Sound 2022 poll... your list and predictions?
Posted By Rockatansky
Ambulance ****ing rules. Best movie of 2022....

Ambulance ****ing rules. Best movie of 2022. Throw it on the list! And Minio’s museum while we’re at it. (Not in the basement, though. Don’t want Avengers stank getting on it.)
Forum: General Movie Discussion 18 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
I’m curious if you’ve seen any films by Marie...

I’m curious if you’ve seen any films by Marie Menken. A podcast I listen to recently did an episode on her, so I watched a few of her films last night. Her films Go! Go! Go! and Lights seem like...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 19 hours ago
Replies: 25
Sight and Sound 2022 poll... your list and predictions?
Posted By Rockatansky
One critic voted for both The Opening of Misty...

One critic voted for both The Opening of Misty Beethoven and The Devil in Miss Jones in the 2002 poll. ( http://old.bfi.org.uk/sightandsound/polls/topten/poll/voter.php?forename=Joel&surname=David)
Forum: General Movie Discussion 19 hours ago
Replies: 25
Sight and Sound 2022 poll... your list and predictions?
Posted By Rockatansky
I understand they greatly expanded the list of...

I understand they greatly expanded the list of eligible critics this time around, so curious to see how that affects the list.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 19 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Damn, dawg. That’s harsh.

Damn, dawg. That’s harsh.
Forum: Games and Tabs 21 hours ago
Replies: 15,421
Alphabet films
Posted By Rockatansky
https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/original/htDP0NWP4d...

https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/original/htDP0NWP4dCTAOQJRXNFIgVSeDi.jpg
Forum: General Movie Discussion 21 hours ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Speaking for myself, I had the same issues with...

Speaking for myself, I had the same issues with the movie when I watched it back in 2013, although my dislike may not have been as pronounced at the time. My friends at the time were more...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
I'm afraid someone else was buried in the...

I'm afraid someone else was buried in the basement too.


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/91/2c/a6912c4e7a0cf1f4120ab80bff3f42a5.jpg
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Re: Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art

Minio, people are demanding to see The Avengers!


What if we put some pantaloons on Michelangelo's David?


Will anyone notice?
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Re: Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art

Minio, there's been an earthquake and your basement has caved in.


Good thing the only movie in there was...


...The Avengers.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
Re: Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art

Minio, the only solution is if you put The Avengers in your museum.


And then move it to the basement.


And then seal it up forever so no one can see.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 167
Cinematic Heritage / True Works of Art
Posted By Rockatansky
But those things were all established in previous...

But those things were all established in previous movies. If I wanted to learn that about Iron Man or Captain America, I could just watch those instead. What does the Avengers do to deepen our...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 74,834
Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By Rockatansky
Thank you. Now excuse me while I put my coat...

Thank you.

Now excuse me while I put my coat in your refrigerator.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 2,029
Rock's Cheapo Theatre of the Damned
Posted By Rockatansky
Tried to find a Chesty Morgan gif to respond...

Tried to find a Chesty Morgan gif to respond with, and uh… none of them are SFW.
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 1 day ago
Replies: 5
R.I.P. Albert Pyun
Posted By Rockatansky
https://twitter.com/JCVD/status/159673697402224640...

https://twitter.com/JCVD/status/1596736974022246400
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 74,834
Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By Rockatansky
I hope that included Things.

I hope that included Things.