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Forum: Movie Reviews 18 hours ago
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Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Puppet Master 2 (1990) - Directed by David Allen ...

Puppet Master 2 (1990) - Directed by David Allen
Genres: Supernatural Horror


Full Moon Features is a B-Movie company that makes its money entirely on cheese and its various sequels. You may...
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
A Talking Cat OOOOOHHH hoy. This was a...

A Talking Cat


OOOOOHHH hoy. This was a really good choice for the HoI. This was less funny than Loqueesha and Loqueesha wasn't funny. And I freakin' HATED the cat effects when he was talking....
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 227
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Tourist Trap (1979) - Directed by David...

Tourist Trap (1979) - Directed by David Schmoeller
Genres: Supernatural Horror

After a few stinkbombers by the director I've been studying for the last few days, David Schmoeller, I decided today...
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 227
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Crawlspace (1986) - Directed by David Schmoeller ...

Crawlspace (1986) - Directed by David Schmoeller
Genre: Horror

The David Schmoeller marathon continues as I'm about to work my way through the rest of Tourist Trap, which is considered...
Forum: Games and Tabs 2 days ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
Replies: 10
What are the weirdest movies you've chosen for essays/assignments?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Other than weird movies in general, here's one of...

Other than weird movies in general, here's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on Letterboxd. Read his description and then look at the movies, organized by popularity.

...
Forum: Movie Reviews 3 days ago
Replies: 227
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
The Seduction (1982) - Directed by David...

The Seduction (1982) - Directed by David Schmoeller
Genre: Thriller


On another directorial marathon, and this time, it's all about Puppet Master. I plan on seeing a few of those movies and...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 3 days ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
I kinda disagree. So far, Candy and Bane are my...

I kinda disagree. So far, Candy and Bane are my picks for the two best movies nominated on both HoI's so far.


Btw, I'll be reviewing A Talking Cat soon, but since he also directed one of the...
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 days ago
Replies: 227
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) - Directed by...

The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) - Directed by Woody Allen
Genres: Rom-Com, Postmodernism, Low Fantasy


Well, time for another Tubi update! Purple Rose of Cairo and the first Bill and Ted are...
Forum: Movie Reviews 5 days ago
Replies: 227
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Puppet Master (1989) - Directed by David...

Puppet Master (1989) - Directed by David Schmoeller
Genres: Supernatural Horror, Dark Fantasy

So, cheesy b-movies! What's the deal with them, right? Are they Hollywood's excuse for not coming...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 5 days ago
Replies: 19,328
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?

^


It's official. m_AJ_ik is the worst folk artist in history. A big part of me believes this horrible sound is intentional. His two 2018 albums are both in my current bottom ten of all time,...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 6 days ago
Replies: 19,328
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?

What in the hell made them tag this as a grunge, punk and metal album?


https://stickinyourear.bandcamp.com/album/the-story-of-a-colourblind-painter


There's NONE of the three in there. It's...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 6 days ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
"Give the octopus a cute face so we don't scare...

"Give the octopus a cute face so we don't scare the kids."
"What kind of cute face?"
"I dunno, just take something you think is cute and work with it."


Hmmm, PUPPIES!
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Gonna see if I can find the crappiest hard rock albums on Earth. I'm a big hard rock fan, grew up with it. I came close yesterday with a German obscurity called Satisfaction Guaranteed by...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 6 days ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

The Legend of the Titanic

I might as well review it, too. I understand that the Italian company wanted to make the ending less depressing for kids by saying "nobody died," but seriously? ...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 6 days ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Honestly, I just judged it by how much it bored me in comparison to the others. Now to clean my brain out, I'm finishing up the night with John Woo's The Killer.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 6 days ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

This guy's just throwing random stuff around without any real sense of delivery. Honestly, I was so bored that this might be worse than my first nom. At least...
Forum: Games and Tabs 1 week ago
Replies: 9
Jokes (dont ruin it)
Posted By KeyserCorleone
What did the headless horseman name his horse? ...

What did the headless horseman name his horse?


Khartoum
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Candy

I saw the original two-hour cut. This is the single dumbest movie I've ever seen. And that's why it was so funny. The only only who's performance wasn't humorously overdone or humorously...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhAvCI9Kolw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhAvCI9Kolw
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
"Candy... Beautiful name, it has the spirit, the...

"Candy... Beautiful name, it has the spirit, the sound of the Old Testament."

This is gonna be so much fun.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

I think that was more of a "shock-value building up to the end" thing more than anything.

Airplane Mode

Like a lot of other comedies, this movie is a pack of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. There's...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 183
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

I did say "some" sense. Really it was the convincing her not to kill herself that did it for me. Other than that, I wasn't a fan of how he could practically mind-read. But I'm glad we're on the...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 1 week ago
Replies: 6
OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?

Can always had a way of making the quirky catchy.
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 1 week ago
Replies: 6
OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?

Never knew you were into that kind of music. I've got other wacky krautrock bands for you to try out.


Amon Duul II did the best one IMO: Yeti. You might also wanna check out Embryo and Eloy. ...