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Posted By Captain Spaulding
That nail polish suits you.

That nail polish suits you.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 2 days ago
Replies: 503
The 27th General Hall of Fame
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Re: The 27th General Hall of Fame

If you've never seen Apocalypse Now, I advise against watching the Redux version. It mostly just adds bloat, particularly with the interminable French plantation segment, which brings the pace to a...
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 3,407
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2000s Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Clearly that's the comedic masterpiece Little...

Clearly that's the comedic masterpiece Little Man. Couldn't be more obvious. About damn time it showed up. I was beginning to worry that it missed the countdown.
...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 248
Yearly First Viewing Top Tens
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Favorite Cinematic Discoveries of 2021 ...

Favorite Cinematic Discoveries of 2021


#10) Eye of the Devil (1966)
https://i.imgur.com/Np2NAtV.gif

Hooded figures, spooky castles, whispered warnings, sacrificial ceremonies. Dread...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 2 weeks ago
Replies: 566
MoFo Fantasy Football 2021 - The Season
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Since joining the league in 2015, I had made it...

Since joining the league in 2015, I had made it to the semi-finals every season. That is, until this season, when I didn't even make the damn playoffs. I desperately hope we return to 14-teams next...
Forum: Movie Reviews 12-09-21
Replies: 3,407
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2000s Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
https://i.imgur.com/tBLMpBv.gif ...

https://i.imgur.com/tBLMpBv.gif
https://i.imgur.com/h9ZmB9B.gif
https://i.imgur.com/7XtMNOg.gif
https://i.imgur.com/8TJvZQp.gif
https://i.imgur.com/pbMa8VO.gif

Obviously that was my #1. Pride...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-09-21
Replies: 13
A Decade Under The Influence
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Re: A Decade Under The Influence

"Person didn't respond to my message with enough haste" is a lame supervillain origin story.
Forum: Movie Reviews 12-09-21
Replies: 3,407
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2000s Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Could it be!?!?!? COULD IT BE!?!?!?!?!?! ...

Could it be!?!?!?

COULD IT BE!?!?!?!?!?!

https://i.imgur.com/nTtlKRm.jpg

Just this potential tease already has me fully engorged.
Forum: Movie Reviews 12-08-21
Replies: 3,407
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2000s Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
I practice this daily in the hopes that it one...

I practice this daily in the hopes that it one day becomes an Olympic sport.

A disappointingly respectable start to the countdown thus far. Hopefully the Rob Schneider comedies begin to pour in...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 12-08-21
Replies: 566
MoFo Fantasy Football 2021 - The Season
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Bad news: I lost to Yoda, while yet again...

Bad news: I lost to Yoda, while yet again starting the wrong QB. (It's impressive how many consecutive weeks I've now played the wrong QB.) Good news: I would've lost even with my optimal line-up,...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 12-01-21
Replies: 566
MoFo Fantasy Football 2021 - The Season
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Yeah, I stupidly started Williams over CEH in my...

Yeah, I stupidly started Williams over CEH in my other league that week, thinking that Williams would continue to be heavily involved even if CEH technically drew the start. Fortunately that decision...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 12-01-21
Replies: 566
MoFo Fantasy Football 2021 - The Season
Posted By Captain Spaulding
If I lose because Godwin goes off this week, I'm...

If I lose because Godwin goes off this week, I'm going to hunt you down and glower at you meanly from across the street while shaking my fist in an intimidating manner for trading away a very good WR...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 12-01-21
Replies: 566
MoFo Fantasy Football 2021 - The Season
Posted By Captain Spaulding
My QB situation is driving me batty. For the past...

My QB situation is driving me batty. For the past two months I've been riding with Wentz and Tannehill, but every single week I've chosen the wrong starter, and it's cost me a couple victories along...
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Final Round 1. Steve Earle - Copperhead Road...

Final Round

1. Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
2. Led Zeppelin - Over the Hills and Far Away
3. David Bowie - Blackstar
4. Ward Davis - Threads
5. The Beatles - Got to Get You Into My Life
6....
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 10 nom: Baltimora - Tarzan Boy...

Round 10 nom:
Baltimora - Tarzan Boy (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY)
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 6 nom: Bloodywood - Gaddaar...

Round 6 nom:
Bloodywood - Gaddaar (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKjSCTxke8)
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 5 1. Guns N' Roses - Hard Skool 2....

Round 5

1. Guns N' Roses - Hard Skool
2. Dave Matthews Band - Halloween
3. Camille Saint-SaŽns - Danse Macabre
4. Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic - Smokin Out The Window
5. Skinny...
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 5 nom: Guns N' Roses - Hard Skool...

Round 5 nom:
Guns N' Roses - Hard Skool (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdBsMBaqnME)
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 4 1. Kool & the Gang - Misled 2. Led...

Round 4

1. Kool & the Gang - Misled
2. Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown
3. Tom Buller - Flyin' High to Keep from Feelin' Low
4. Kasabian - Goodbye Kiss
5. Ward Davis - Threads
6. Garth...
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 11-08-21
Replies: 17
Kim Kardasian of Meagan Fox?
Posted By Captain Spaulding
I always knew you were a bottom-feeder. :licklips:

I always knew you were a bottom-feeder. :licklips:
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 11-08-21
Replies: 17
Kim Kardasian of Meagan Fox?
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Depends on the size of the family. Kim's ass...

Depends on the size of the family. Kim's ass alone could feed a family of eight.
Replies: 18,058
The Videogames Tab
Posted By Captain Spaulding
I'd pretty much stopped playing video games...

I'd pretty much stopped playing video games altogether over the last few years, but a buddy of mine, after buying an Xbox Series X, gave me his old Xbox One. I signed up for Game Pass shortly...
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 4 nom: Tom Buller - Flyin' High to Keep...

Round 4 nom:
Tom Buller - Flyin' High to Keep From Feelin' Low (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFbXaGihOLA)
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 3 1. ano - F Wonderful World 2. Led...

Round 3

1. ano - F Wonderful World
2. Led Zeppelin - Over the Hills and Far Away
3. Jack Off Jill - Girlscout
4. Empathy Test - Stop
5. En Vogue - Free Your Mind
6. Dream Theater - The Root...
Replies: 352
A Song For November
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 3 nom: Jack Off Jill - Girlscout...

Round 3 nom:
Jack Off Jill - Girlscout (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R0NnukrY0Jk)