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Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 hours ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
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Re: A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcram

https://i.postimg.cc/QMsB82MZ/deadly.jpg
Can something be hilariously boring?


Well, this is.
Forum: Games and Tabs 2 hours ago
Replies: 3
Poll: Favorite Wes Anderson Movie
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Favorite Wes Anderson Movie

Rushmore and Isle of Dogs.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 6 hours ago
Replies: 216
Wooley's Halfway To Halloween III
Posted By crumbsroom
There are of course exceptions to this rule, but...

There are of course exceptions to this rule, but the less a horror film defines the outlines of what we are meant to be frightened of, gives it definitive aims, a clear origin story, the more...
Forum: Movie Reviews 9 hours ago
Replies: 307
Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

1) Kill Bill
2) Pulp Fiction
3) Jackie Brown

4) Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
5) Django Unchained

6) Hateful 8
7) Death Proof
8) Reservoir Dogs
Forum: General Movie Discussion 11 hours ago
Replies: 2,535
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
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https://i.postimg.cc/sX1nMWLz/strawberry.jpg ...

https://i.postimg.cc/sX1nMWLz/strawberry.jpg




This really worked to put me off. It lives in world of dead pan cutesy weirdness that, unless brilliantly rendered, is just going to grate. And ...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11 hours ago
Replies: 307
Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0
Posted By crumbsroom
Spinning plates on sticks, as in giving the...

Spinning plates on sticks, as in giving the general audience exactly what it already knew it was getting? Operating on a regimented tradition. Relying on little than muscle memory and maybe a little...
Forum: Movie Reviews 13 hours ago
Replies: 1,042
The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown

Big Trouble in Little China is great by any standards, as long as one isn't dead inside and can embrace all the weirdness and irreverence. John Carpenter continues to step outside of his wheelhouse...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 14 hours ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By crumbsroom
The Basket Case sequel sucks. I can't...

The Basket Case sequel sucks.


I can't imagine anyone who likes Brain Damage not eventually also falling under the charms of Basket Case. It's probably a little rougher around the edges, but it...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 14 hours ago
Replies: 411
The Hall of Infamy
Posted By crumbsroom
Orloff and Dr Z are definitely the best...

Orloff and Dr Z are definitely the best traditional films Franco made. And by that I mean they are legit good (at least better than decent), no qualifiers.


After that they get super sketchy and...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 14 hours ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By crumbsroom
Not only is Frankenhooker great, it might be the...

Not only is Frankenhooker great, it might be the best Henenlotter movie of all. And I'd consider both Brain Damage and Basket Case as being as essential as any low budget horror film gets.
Forum: Movie Reviews 17 hours ago
Replies: 1,042
The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
In fairness, if they had ever remade Beetlejuice,...

In fairness, if they had ever remade Beetlejuice, I imagine Carrey would be at the top of the list for recasting him. Which, yes, would be awful. But I think there is a clear lineage between what...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By crumbsroom
I don't remember it that way....but it's also...

I don't remember it that way....but it's also possible I'm thinking of Greetings as being particularly bland.


But I still wasn't terribly into Hi Mom


Murder a La Mode on the other...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By crumbsroom
Both great, with Carlito being maybe in his top...

Both great, with Carlito being maybe in his top 5.


But I will take nearly anything by DePalma. Ive seen very few I don't love or at least like a lot.


Even one of his worst movies, Hi Mom,...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 216
Wooley's Halfway To Halloween III
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Wooley's Halfway To Halloween III

https://i.postimg.cc/W4NHysrd/bubble.png


An unused still from my 'guess the screencap game'.


Seems the bubble wrap would have given it away.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
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The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown

MASH: Absolutely top notch film by one of the greatest American filmmakers who ever lives. It's cynicism is breathtaking. But it's one of those comedies I mostly nod in recognition towards the funny...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 1,042
The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown

Snatch: Desperately wants you to think its cool. It's not. Also not funny.


Best in Show: Might not be the best Guest movie, but it's the one I decided was the funniest. And so was on my list.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 307
Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0
Posted By crumbsroom
In other words, some people like to watch the...

In other words, some people like to watch the thing he likes to do. And that he does extraordinarily well.



Some artists are great refining their talent into a fine point. Like Alfred...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 307
Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0
Posted By crumbsroom
The last thing I want with the Tarantino we have...

The last thing I want with the Tarantino we have (man child) is for his films to be tighter. If anything, give him even more rope. Let all of his movies be four hour, indulgent opuses.



What...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 307
Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

I adore Tarantino's emotionally stunted man-child impulses, but a good argument can be made that Jackie Brown is his best, and then lament what his career would have looked like if he had ever...
Forum: Movie Reviews 3 days ago
Replies: 1,042
The Movie Forums Top 100 Comedies Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
Princess Bride holds up great. What holds it...

Princess Bride holds up great. What holds it back, and what likely also holds Reiner back from ever being considered a great director even though he's made at least four great movies, is that he is...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 411
The Hall of Infamy
Posted By crumbsroom
No worries. It's already a beautiful agony at the...

No worries. It's already a beautiful agony at the theatrical cut.


You only need 2 and a half hours of it if you want to tip yourself over the Event Horizon.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 411
The Hall of Infamy
Posted By crumbsroom
There are so few moments of beauty in this world....

There are so few moments of beauty in this world.


But four and a half hours of Boardinghouse....

That was one of them

And it was taken away.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 411
The Hall of Infamy
Posted By crumbsroom
*Heart Breaks*

*Heart Breaks*
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 411
The Hall of Infamy
Posted By crumbsroom
Is it four and a half hours? I thought...

Is it four and a half hours?


I thought it was just two and a half.


Wow. Now I want to track it down even more. And leave it up to some poor chump to find my corpse covered in cobwebs,...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 411
The Hall of Infamy
Posted By crumbsroom
Almost definitely the director's cut of...

Almost definitely the director's cut of Boardinghouse. Because I can't think of a deeper hell than that.


You might have time limits though, so that might have spoiled my fun