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Forum: General Movie Discussion 11 hours ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
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It's just kind of dopey. And the impact of all of...

It's just kind of dopey. And the impact of all of its supposed sins against humanity, were kind of lost amongst all my eye rolling. It feels like it was squeezed out of a particularly highschool aged...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12 hours ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

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So, just exactly how much does Lars Von Trier want me to hate this movie? I feel I need to know this first before deciding which parts of it I hate most,...
Forum: Movie Reviews 16 hours ago
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The MoFo Top 100 Foreign Language Film Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
Pitfall is the Teshigahara in his 3 disc...

Pitfall is the Teshigahara in his 3 disc Criterion set that is rarely mentioned, and while it might not be as obviously impactful as the other two, I think it holds its own with them. That whole...
Forum: Games and Tabs 18 hours ago
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Wooley's Horror/Thriller/Sci-Fi/Fantasy Screen-Cap Game
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Wooley's Horror/Thriller/Sci-Fi/Fantasy Screen-Cap Game

I've just watched 69 within the year and can't remember it for the life of me.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

Falling asleep in the backyard is not a crime.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
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Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

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Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

I approve of Hack-o-Lantern.

I approve of Lyme disease.
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Favourite Albums of 1974?
Posted By crumbsroom
Tupelo Honey was the first Morrison I ever found...

Tupelo Honey was the first Morrison I ever found on vinyl, so I have a soft spot for it, even if some of it is probably pretty mild stuff. Still, Straight to Your Heart Like a Cannonball will always...
Replies: 357
Conspiracy Theories
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Conspiracy Theories

It always seems to me those who are hardcore into conspiracy theories are simply people who are just so tired of constantly being outsmarted and backed into a corner in good faith arguments, that...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 5 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

Are pajamas enough to recommend a movie?


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If so, I guess I recommend this. They have dinosaurs on them.
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Favorite Albums of 1973?
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Favorite Albums of 1973?

John Cale - Paris 1919
Kevin Coyne - Marjorie Razorblade
Willie Nelson - Shotgun Willie
John Martyn - Solid Air
Forum: General Movie Discussion 5 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

One of the only moments of musical anarchy (or music of any kind) captured on MTV Canada. Even more riveting when you know everyone in that bathroom almost died because of a gasoline leak that...
Forum: Movie Reviews 5 days ago
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The MoFo Top 100 Foreign Language Film Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: The MoFo Top 100 Foreign Language Film Countdown

I remember compiling a list of top 25 favorite movies of all time when I was in my early twenties, and including La Dolce Vita in the last spot. It wasn't that I actually considered it one of my...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 5 days ago
Replies: 3
Non narrative fictional movies
Posted By crumbsroom
There is definitely a narrative. It's just been...

There is definitely a narrative. It's just been fragmented and obfuscated in such a way that you're not going to find it if you're not a diligent seeker of it. And I'm a person who is much too...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 5 days ago
Replies: 13
You had me at
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: You had me at

Incomprehensible. Unwatchable. Worthless.

Basically any movie that dares me to waste my life watching it.
Forum: Movie Reviews 6 days ago
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The MoFo Top 100 Foreign Language Film Countdown
Posted By crumbsroom
It's been much too long since I've see Le...

It's been much too long since I've see Le Samourai, but this interpretation all feels like my experience with Melville. His rigid formalism frequently seems as if it has trapped and is suffocating...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 6 days ago
Replies: 52
Spoilers, spoilers.. everywhere!!!
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Spoilers, spoilers.. everywhere!!!

The whole notion of 'spoilers' is fairly recent, so Ebert wasn't doing anything spectacularly inappropriate for the time. I've read dozens if not hundred of older reviews, from established critics,...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 6 days ago
Replies: 7
Too late
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Too late

I think any element of a film, when made well enough, can transmit that energy and excitement of creation well past their 'best before' date. For example, I don't think there is a single gag in a...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 34
List some movies that are totally NOT funny
Posted By crumbsroom
Ten hours of Shoah and not one ****ing laugh.

Ten hours of Shoah and not one ****ing laugh.
Forum: Upcoming Movies & Sequels 1 week ago
Replies: 33
Clerks 3
Posted By crumbsroom
I imagine if I had ever seen a Seltzer/Friedberg...

I imagine if I had ever seen a Seltzer/Friedberg movie, they would be worse. There is a level of cynicism in what I've seen and heard of them that is infinitely worse than even Kevin Smiths sin of...
Forum: Upcoming Movies & Sequels 1 week ago
Replies: 33
Clerks 3
Posted By crumbsroom
Well, I guess it depends on what we look for and...

Well, I guess it depends on what we look for and value in cinema that makes us determine who the worst is. If what he does works for you, great. Have at it. But I can assure you that when it comes to...
Forum: Upcoming Movies & Sequels 1 week ago
Replies: 33
Clerks 3
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Clerks 3

The worst director in history revisiting the diminishing returns of his only (barely) viable work with yet another sequel will go just about as well as it sounds.