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Forum: Movie Reviews 22 hours ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown

I've never seen Inside Llewyn Davis because I've never been inside Llewyn Davis. But I bet they could make a gay porn parody without even changing the title. Haha. Funny. Polish joke.

Birdman is...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 75,760
Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By Mr Minio
I never expected anything less from you, you...

I never expected anything less from you, you perv! :D
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 75,760
Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By Mr Minio
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) - 1.5 ...

Silver Linings Playbook (2012) - 1.5

https://i.imgur.com/MjWkXtn.png

That's not how mental illness works. You can't be healed by Jennifer Lawrence's butt.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
https://i.imgur.com/ffzKmoD.png

https://i.imgur.com/ffzKmoD.png
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Well, I don't know. It might be if you only look...

Well, I don't know. It might be if you only look at the mainstream.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
I have one particular memory about Silver Linings...

I have one particular memory about Silver Linings Playbook. About 10 years ago, I started watching it with my mom. Maybe 15-20 minutes in, I told her that I just can't continue because the film is so...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
Replies: 14
The arrogance of everything everywhere all at once
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: The arrogance of everything everywhere all at once

I haven't seen it but just looking at some individual scenes when rewinding it told me that it's gonna be a tough one to get through.
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Yeah, it's easily worse than most of the stuff on...

Yeah, it's easily worse than most of the stuff on this list.

I just don't find this kind of fetishization of video game cutscenes a goal worth achieving.
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown

Sterile to the extreme tour-de-force of artificial showy video-gaming action non sequitur. A new canon masterpiece for the elite my ass.
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
I never bothered to read up on that, though the...

I never bothered to read up on that, though the sheer number of 5/5 ratings for it on Letterboxd was always perplexing. Is it supposed to be seen as a new canon masterpiece just like Miami Vice? Both...
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
https://i.imgur.com/8lf8CB3.png

https://i.imgur.com/8lf8CB3.png
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is OK. ...

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is OK.

https://i.imgur.com/HPHfL8z.png

Portrait of a Lady on Fire is OK OK.

The beginning heralded a bad film, but it developed quite nicely. Very good...
Forum: Movie Reviews 3 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown

Well, my score at guessing hints is 100%. I never attempted to guess any and so I never guessed wrong. :cool:
Forum: Movie Reviews 3 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Nemesis to the decorous ideals of cinema, The...

Nemesis to the decorous ideals of cinema, The Avengers is nothing but a negation of true artistry. This overwhelming monstrosity utilizes an outrageous CGI conglomerate to conjure a counterfeit of...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 days ago
Replies: 24
Avatar Passes $2 Billion: Never Bet Against Cameron
Posted By Mr Minio
To think even MoFo isn't representative of the...

To think even MoFo isn't representative of the normie movie watchers!
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Oh boy, so is Arrival coming in the top 10? ...

Oh boy, so is Arrival coming in the top 10?

The Lighthouse is...

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I unequivocally accept that linguistics constitutes an entertaining pastime; still, it is...
Forum: Movie Reviews 5 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
I haven't seen Boyhood. The Irishman is my...

I haven't seen Boyhood.

The Irishman is my second-least favorite Scorsese (after The Wolf of Wall Street), a person whom I champion much more as the patron of the arts than as a director....
Forum: Movie Reviews 6 days ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Interesting pairing. Both are sci-fi films... and...

Interesting pairing. Both are sci-fi films... and both are way too high on the list.

Gravity is Lubezki's show(-off) time. Although praise may not be due, the opening one-take aesthetic performed...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 30
Rating movies: 5-point scale vs. 10-point scale
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: Rating movies: 5-point scale vs. 10-point scale

From 1 to 10 is the perfect scale (which translates to from 0.5 to 5 with halves)

I mean, a 100 scale? How the hell do you decide a film is 67/100 and not 68/100 or 66/100?
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 37
How do you review movies on a scale of 1 to 10?
Posted By Mr Minio
10 - Chinese (Pure) 9 - Japanese (Cute) 8 -...

10 - Chinese (Pure)
9 - Japanese (Cute)
8 - Korean (Pretty)
7 - R̶u̶s̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ Ukrainian (Proud)
6 - French (Intelligent)
5 - Polish (Homely)
4 - Italian (Generous)
3 - German (Firm)
2 -...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 1 week ago
Replies: 24
New member on a board
Posted By Mr Minio
Must've skipped all threads I posted in, then. ...

Must've skipped all threads I posted in, then.

https://i.imgur.com/wzQ7wce.png

Seriously, though: Welcome to Movie Forums!
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 8
Movies about Napoleon
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: Movies about Napoleon

Yeah, Abel Gance's Napoleon for the third time.
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 week ago
Replies: 4,092
The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown
Posted By Mr Minio
Re: The MoFo Top 100 of the 2010s Countdown

I wish I could say Sicario is sick, but I didn't like it. It is, along with Incendies, my least favorite Villeneuve from what I've seen.

I've been meaning to watch Burning ever since it came out....
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 53
Generalize MoFos' film tastes
Posted By Mr Minio
MovieGal needs murder and violence in order to be...

MovieGal needs murder and violence in order to be happy.

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Mr Minio spitting the truth to MovieGal, as portrayed in Decision to Leave.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
Replies: 26
Help me with 2022 Movie Recommendations
Posted By Mr Minio
Oooh... Okay... Bye. Seriously, though: ...

Oooh... Okay... Bye.

Seriously, though:
Aftersun
The Quiet Girl
The Fabelmans