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Forum: General Movie Discussion 10-31-21
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The Nightmare on Elm Street series recap
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The Nightmare on Elm Street series recap

Nightmare on Elm Street: You can’t beat the classics. The original will be the best. Everything about it is perfect. The kills, the scares, the story. ****ing flawless victory. 10/10

Freddy’s...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 10-31-21
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All 4 Scream movies
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All 4 Scream movies

Scream: Yet another classic that can't be topped. Wes Craven is a genius. The kills were on point. The iconic opening scene is still one of the best slasher scenes ever. The story was excellent, and...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-02-21
Replies: 2
Venom: Let There Be Carnage
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Words won't do justice to how much I hated the first Venom. The best thing that film produced was the song that Eminem did for the soundtrack. I went into this movie with little to no expectations so...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-26-21
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Movies i have watched this week
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Movies i have watched this week

Cry Macho

I think the time has come for Clint to stop staring in movies and just stick with directing. Clint can still act, and he carries this movie. His acting does still shine, especially in...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-18-21
Replies: 12
Malignant
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Malignant

Time to find if James Wan delivers another horror classic like The Conjuring or delivers a subpar movie like the Conjuring 2.

l Some ****ty dialogue ("It's time we cut out the cancer") and...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-12-21
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Shang- Chi and The Legend of Ten Rings plus a MCU ranking
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Shang- Chi and The Legend of Ten Rings plus a MCU ranking

God damn, what a bounce back to form for the MCU. Black Widow was mediocre, but this movie is a true top 10 MCU movie. I'd even say this was better than Endgame... Yeah, I'd stand by that statement....
Forum: Movie Reviews 07-24-21
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Snake Eyes
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Snake Eyes

All right, so maybe it's time to stop making any more GI Joe movies. Is this movie awful? No, it's lightyears better than that real hunk of **** Rise of Cobra. I wiped that awfulness right out of my...
Forum: Movie Reviews 07-17-21
Replies: 13
Space Jam: A New Legacy
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Space Jam: A New Legacy

My gut was right when I first heard about this movie. I thought it was gonna suck, and wham bam, I was right. I set a low bar for this, but apparently, it wasn't low enough. The debate of who is...
Forum: Movie Reviews 07-10-21
Replies: 9
Black Widow and MCU films ranking
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Black Widow and MCU films ranking

Black Widow: The final chapter in Natasha Romanoff's story
This is a sad day I never thought would come. For the first time ever, Marvel high was not achieved by an MCU movie. For the dumb jabronis...
Forum: Movie Reviews 07-05-21
Replies: 0
July 4th weekend new movie reviews
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July 4th weekend new movie reviews

Fear Street Part One: 1994
Yoooo, this was a surprisingly great movie. I was expecting this to be some sort of pg-rated horror flick that never got gory or scary. I was really expecting much...
Forum: Movie Reviews 06-26-21
Replies: 3
F9
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F9

F9
Spoilers ahead



Who the **** would have thought that a movie about robbing trucks full of DVD players would spawn such an insane series 20 years later. This franchise has come a long way...
Forum: Movie Reviews 05-22-21
Replies: 16
Army of the Dead - Army of the Disappointed
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Army of the Dead - Army of the Disappointed

Army of the Dead

Here is a life lesson for anyone reading this. If it says this a Zack Snyder original movie, then it's not gonna be very good. If he has some sort of source material, then he...
Forum: Movie Reviews 05-02-21
Replies: 6
Mortal Kombat/ Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
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Mortal Kombat/ Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

In honor of the new movie recently being released. I went back to re-watch the other two and see how they hold up. Here is how it went.

Mortal Kombat

For the longest time, this was the gold...
Forum: Movie Reviews 04-25-21
Replies: 18
Mortal Kombat (2021)- Its better then the 90s
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Mortal Kombat (2021)- Its better then the 90s

Mortal Kombat (2021)

This should come as no surprise to anyone but man, was I ****ing amped up for this movie. The first trailer made it seem like they had finally stayed faithful to the video...
Forum: Movie Reviews 04-02-21
Replies: 3
Godzilla vs Kong: Damn those fight scenes are amazing
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Godzilla vs Kong: Damn those fight scenes are amazing

Godzilla Vs Kong

There was no way in hell this movie could ever satisfy my needs. All I wanted was an hour and 15 minutes of these two fighting and then another 30 minutes of them fighting...
Forum: Movie Reviews 03-20-21
Replies: 8
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Far superior to the earlier version
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Zack Snyder's Justice League: Far superior to the earlier version

Zack Snyder Justice League

Admittedly I set a really low bar for this movie. The Whedon debacle version was absolute trash. I know Joss Whedon deserves the blame for it being utterly unwatchable,...
Forum: Movie Reviews 03-06-21
Replies: 1
Coming 2 America: Not everything needs a sequel
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Coming 2 America: Not everything needs a sequel

Coming 2 America

Has there been an actor or actress with a more roller coaster of a career than Eddie Murphy? He started on such a high with SNL, his stand-up, Beverley Hills Cop, 48 Hours,...
Forum: Movie Reviews 01-22-21
Replies: 0
Outside the Wire
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Outside the Wire

Outside the Wire

Netflix should have picked a better movie to start their, new movie a week in 2021, then this one. In the pre-streaming era of movies this would have been a direct to video...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 01-07-21
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3 Ninjas and 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain
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3 Ninjas and 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain

3 Ninjas

Who else remembers that weird and brief period of time in the 90s where Hollywood fell in love with karate and ninjas, especially white kids that practiced either one. Teenage...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-25-20
Replies: 13
More Christmas Movies this year
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More Christmas Movies this year

Home Alone

I gotta stay this movie is a little overrated. Macaulay Culkin is not good in this movie. He is just a annoying little **** here and offers nothing nothign at all. Sure he may be the...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-20-20
Replies: 2
Christmas Movies this year
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Christmas Movies this year

Muppets: A Christmas Carol

This is one of the better Muppet movies ever. It's certainly one of my favorite Christmas Carol type movies.Lord know there is only about a million of em. It works on...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-15-20
Replies: 0
Freaky (2020)
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Freaky (2020)

Freaky review

Freaky is a movie that stars Vince Vaughn and basically really no one else other than the dude from Ferris Bueller's Day Off named Cameron. It's a basic set up to the movie if you...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-08-20
Replies: 0
Sinister 2
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Sinister 2

Sinister 2

Yet*another*example*of the sequel not even being close*to*living up to the original. The original is a great horror flick. It may not be the scariest movie ever like some have claimed...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 10-25-20
Replies: 0
2020 Halloween season viewings
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2020 Halloween season viewings

Part 2 of the Halloween viewing party
https://tjkellyrants.com/movies/halloween-viewing-party-part-1


Hereditary
Well this did not match the hype. All that bull**** about it being a horror...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 10-13-20
Replies: 0
Halloween Season viewing list
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Halloween Season viewing list

These may not be horror movies per se but they all certainly have a slight touch of it. Or at least involve murder or just Halloween in general.

Crimson Peak
You know when its Guillermo Del Toro...