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Posted By Dani8
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Guys, read this and weep. My nurse today is an asian aussie with Monroe blonde hair. She is so sweet and kind with a beautiful smile. dont trip over yourselves stampeding here to get a sponge bath.....
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Terrified me. Instantly diluted my two beautiful...

Terrified me. Instantly diluted my two beautiful hits of morphine. Needed a very strong cuppa tea after tha.Nurses were all saying 'you're safe, you're safe'. Better than a horror movie.
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MoFo Health Thread
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Jesus holy hell. Nurse gave me 2 shots of morphine and I watched the craft. Going into dreamy micro sleeps but they're straight down Jacob's ladder into a super deep sleep. I can see why people get...
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Posted By Dani8
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This is what I did to boost motivation swan.

I trained like a maniac to prepare to climb a mountain which was my hobby. When I got back from the mountain my oomph was gone so this was my...
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
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As good a thread as any. Maybe he should have just had a quick, relaxing colonic irrigation than spend that.
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
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Oh dear. Who on earth needs to be told this is probably not such a good idea just because Goop Gwyneth one day said it was. Silly Gerard. What on earth was he thinking. Yes I am judging you, dude.
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
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I hve just come to the conclusion that kombucha smells like a sweaty armpit.
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Yeah I bought ginger and lemon. Tasted like dry ginger ale.
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Has anyone here tried kombucha? It was recommended to me yesterday by a holistic practitioner.
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That's OK buddy, I was just having a pity party...

That's OK buddy, I was just having a pity party where I had the music up really loud but couldnt sing like a fog horn and dance like elain from seinfeld. I was more like this elaine
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
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LOL I cant even cough right now, El. A sneeze threatening to come on freaks me out which makes it go away, and gagging is out of the question.
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
Thanks. They take a while to heal. I've had a...

Thanks. They take a while to heal. I've had a few. One on the left dancing drunkenly at work years ago on a friday after lunch, fell and landed on the arm of a chair. 2 on the right at once in 2015...
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
20 minutes is great. Dont give yourself a hard...

20 minutes is great. Dont give yourself a hard time. Tomorrow if you do 21 minutes give yourself a pt on the head. You're not going to leave the starting box as Usain Bolt, matey.

Still thinking...
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Posted By Dani8
OK then I suggest only once a week; not daily,...

OK then I suggest only once a week; not daily, and that;s coming from someone who was once addicted to daily. it can get you down because your body naturally fluctuates. Try to shift your focus more...
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
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Ditch the scales, swanny. Go by the feel of your pants. And up your water intake.
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HA! Nice avatar!
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I just googled flora and fauna there. Expecting lots of leafer colour for fall, swanny.
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Photos please or it didnt happen. Good for...

Photos please or it didnt happen.

Good for you, swanny.
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Posted By Dani8
I just googled that. Stunning!

I just googled that. Stunning!
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Posted By Dani8
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What's your next intended hike, swan? Gee man, soon you'll be high altitude mountaineering. :up:
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Gratuitous bump for the lads. Do you even lift?

https://www.facebook.com/videate.oficial/videos/1080090372123633/

Just say no to roids. How anyone can think that is appealing is beyond me.
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
I had twilight sedation for one dental procedure....

I had twilight sedation for one dental procedure. Talked all the way through it, but yes, I didnt feel right to drive for three days eventhough they said not to drive for 24 hours. Really spaced me...
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I was under GA, hon - didnt feel a thing. Went...

I was under GA, hon - didnt feel a thing. Went home next day and I think I was already on solids. The only disturbing thing was I asked for fruit salad for breakfast and they gave me a granny smith...
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MoFo Health Thread
Posted By Dani8
I had three out all at once. A bit of swelling...

I had three out all at once. A bit of swelling for a day or two but from memory, no big deal. Gums heal very quickly. Your doc or dentist will give you the dos and donts like no hot hot drinks for a...
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Posted By Dani8
I was thinking of his beautiful little niece as...

I was thinking of his beautiful little niece as well. She won't want her beautiful Uncle being stressed.

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