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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
*Checks this thread again for the 100th time* ...

*Checks this thread again for the 100th time*

Nah, it's still kind of funny.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
"ShopkeeperTriumph and his pals" sound like a...

"ShopkeeperTriumph and his pals" sound like a great name for a Saturday morning cartoon.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
All wrapped up with a bow, just waiting for you...

All wrapped up with a bow, just waiting for you to open it.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
We like you too. Love, even. You better not...

We like you too. Love, even.

You better not have any side forums, though. Stay loyal, or you'll be sorry.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Finally, someone who recognizes my worthlessness....

Finally, someone who recognizes my worthlessness. Took you guys long enough.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Like we need some dude named after a bird...

Like we need some dude named after a bird spoiling our fun.

Ducks are better.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy....

https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy.gif
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Thanks, doc. How much do I owe you?

Thanks, doc. How much do I owe you?
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Yeah. I really like thousands of dollars in debt...

Yeah. I really like thousands of dollars in debt I'm in because of it, too.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
No. It was the worst experience of my life. I'm...

No. It was the worst experience of my life. I'm ashamed I put other people in danger. I'm just not ashamed of making human mistakes, and cracking jokes about it.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
I think if the DUI, and the public intoxication...

I think if the DUI, and the public intoxication didn't smarten me up, nothing probably will.

http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/vistadiva/GIFS/Whatever.gif
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
You lost me there.

You lost me there.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
I've honestly never tried cocaine. Is it fun? ...

I've honestly never tried cocaine. Is it fun?

*ShopkeeperTriumph does not condone the act of doing cocaine. Dexter007 should also probably not answer that question.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Go on....

Go on....
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Quit it. You're going to upset the old folk here.

Quit it. You're going to upset the old folk here.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
https://thecollegeplayer.files.wordpress.com/2014/...

https://thecollegeplayer.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/skol_vodka1-75-500x500.jpg

There's a lot of this stuff, and it practically costs a paper clip, and two balls of lint. You'll be regretting your...
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
There's more where than came from. ...

There's more where than came from.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Zs22KSJRAowqk/200_s.gif
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
I would probably off myself.

I would probably off myself.
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I love you, Unregistered
Posted By ShopkeeperTriumph
Get this fuddy duddy out of here. Or a...

Get this fuddy duddy out of here.

Or a drink.