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Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-29-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Funny WhatsApp Status 1. Someone on his...

Funny WhatsApp Status

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!!

3. Someone's status is "Happy"...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-29-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in...

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-24-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Eye Check Up A Russian, visiting India, went...

Eye Check Up

A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.

The Doctor shows the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY

Doctor: Can you read this ?

Russian: Read ??? I even know the...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-23-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Women Hunters Three women, a blonde, a...

Women Hunters

Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-21-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

A blonde asked a farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have any horns?"

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, cattle can do a lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-21-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying...

A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis.

"That's impossible," the physician replied, peeved at being woken up after midnight. "She had an...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-17-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Employed by the human-development center of a...

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a recent college graduate trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-17-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
but i like Jay Leno more than this thread.

but i like Jay Leno more than this thread.
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-16-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
What a Massage! "Where's the barber who...

What a Massage!

"Where's the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was getting a shave.

Hadn't you heard about Bill? said the barber. It was a very sad case.

He...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-16-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Scared Swimmer! While fishing off the...

Scared Swimmer!

While fishing off the Australia coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of crocodiles kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-15-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Ex-Wife!!! Tim decided to tie the knot with...

Ex-Wife!!!

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 07-11-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

Once upon a time there was an archery contest.

The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-25-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

I acted with Katharine Hepburn

Hollywood actor Christopher Reeve made a reply one night to host James Lipton on the Bravo TV program "Inside the Actor's Studio".

When Reeve was asked what it...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-25-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

A Little Late!

For thirty years, Officer Johnson had arrived at the police station at 9 AM on the dot ready for duty. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-25-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

Date with Destiny!

One day death came to a Guy and said, "Hey, today is your last day."

Guy, "But I'm not ready!"

Death said, "Well today your name is the first on my list."

Guy, "Okay...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-25-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
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Boys-Out Trip!

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob's friends...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-20-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

Where's the Ladies Room?

It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blonde girl asks the waiter where the restroom was.

And he says, "I can't hear you!"

So she gets close to...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-20-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

Rules for Men!

The untold rules for Men:
1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-20-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

You are ABCDEF...

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCDEFGHIJK."

"What does that...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-20-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

The Fortune Teller

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-20-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

Different Wavelengths

The female brain works on a different tangent than male.

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-20-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

What is Vicious Circle?

The boss calls his secretary and says, "Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband and says, "Me and my boss are going on a...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 06-16-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

Rhyming Couplet

A local daily ran a competition around Valentine's Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 05-26-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman knocked on his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she...
Forum: Movie Forums Site Stuff 05-22-14
Replies: 61
Some Random Jokes
Posted By LiaBens
Re: Some Random Jokes

One Fine Day!

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can't...