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Forum: Games and Tabs 02-27-09
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I want MY child back!
Forum: Games and Tabs 02-21-09
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I know my brain can sound like an ass sometimes, but I assure all you MoFos that I always, always, talk out of my brain. I really do think Speed Racer runs out of gas well before its third act kicks...
Forum: Games and Tabs 02-05-09
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I'm a little late to this party, I know, but I love the fact that Lennon is having a hard time finding movies in which Kate Winslet is nude
Forum: Games and Tabs 02-04-09
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Dang, I need to start watching movies again.

Still haven't seen The Reader, but can I just say there is no way in hell that movie would've been nominated for Best Picture if it was about a 35 year...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-29-09
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Billy Elliot's a movie that I kind of wanted to see when I was younger, but it's never been able to make that quantum leap on my netflix queue.

Anyway, I'm seriously bummed that even flippin...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-25-09
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A haircut does not a Bob Dylan make
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-21-09
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I'm not going to comment on the Casablanca bashing, but anyone who wants to become a Jeff Goldblum fan for life should watch, in order:

1. Deep Cover
2. The Fly
3. The Life Aquatic
4. Nashville...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-20-09
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Posted By Swedish Chef
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Excalibur's end credits sucked.
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-20-09
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Is that Picard? He was actually my favorite part of Excalibur.

"And she tries to cover up, but I've seen everything."
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-20-09
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Posted By Swedish Chef
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Tom Bombadil? More like Tom Boringbadil.
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-20-09
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is the most beautifully romantic movie ever made with stunning use of color, wonderfully fantastical plot tangents, a dynamite score and meticulously sculpted characters that's as hilarious as it is...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-20-09
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Excalibur is also boring as all crap. You forgot to add that.
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-12-09
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http://img4.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2981601.jpg

City of Ember (Gil Kenan, 2008)

Why can't there be more films like this? Why do 90% of all movies with a target demo...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-11-09
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Well, I know it's about a vampire. I do think I said in some other thread that I wouldn't necessarily call it a horror film, because its primary objective isn't to horrify the viewer. But that's just...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-10-09
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I love that the most widely circulated promo picture for The Wrestler has a sign in the background that reads "Necrobutcher sucks a fat dick"
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-10-09
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Has the Flukeman really taken this much of a pop cultural dive?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/xfiles_flukeman.jpg
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-09-09
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http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll294/SwedishChef20/revolutionary_road_still.jpg

Revolutionary Road (Sam Mendes, 2008)

I think there are a certain amount of sacrifices any mainstream...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-05-09
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http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll294/SwedishChef20/slumdogmillionaireICpic.jpg

Slumdog Millionaire (Danny Boyle, 2008)

Yikes, this movie kind of sucked. I don't wanna reduce myself to just...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-05-09
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I didn't love Garden State or anything, but the fact that Peter Saarsgaard's character collected Desert Storm trading cards was just about perfect. That's pretty much the only thing I remember about...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-05-09
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You're wrong, Marko. It's good that everybody's at least a little ill-informed or brain-dead. I guess we all already think that we know everything, but how horrible would it be if we actually did?
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-05-09
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http://history.sffs.org/i/films/1994/Priscilla_Queen_Of_The_Dess.jpg

Most attractive female cast, period
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-05-09
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Been desperately trying to catch up with worthwhile-looking films from 2008 before all the worthwhile-looking films of 2009 start popping up and so in the past two days I've watched...
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Forum: Games and Tabs 01-03-09
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While the fact that a woman directed it shouldn't matter at all, it definitely enhances some of the laughs for me, so what can I tell ya? Anyway, American Psycho's not just about gender, but I think...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-01-09
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Posted By Swedish Chef
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If you weren't bothered by the fact that Eli was actually hundreds of years old and that she murdered innocent people so she could slurp up their blood, then why were you bothered by the fact "she"...
Forum: Games and Tabs 01-01-09
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Hmmmmm, the Frost/Nixon trailer looked pretty lame to me, but I should probably see the actual movie before I pass judgment. You know, I say that, but, in reality, I've already passed judgment and I...