Dracula 3000
 

This was a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MOVIE! It sucked ass! I hated every second of it! I was forced to watch it, because my cousin rented it and their wasn't much to do. I swear...the vampire was sooo cheesy. He died because his arm got torn off from the door? What?! This isn't really a review I just don't know here to put this so whatever. The dialoge was incredibly dumb, let me quote one....

"Well, I used to be a pleasure bot we are going to die anyway..."

Or something like that. Anyway it was bad...just so bad. If you want to rent it for a good laugh, go ahead, but it's just....not good....especially the acting, the plot and the explaining the characters at the very beginning! What was up with that? Has anyone seen this? It's not a mainstream movie, but it's still really god-awful! I have to go wash my brain out from remembering that crap :eek: .

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wow really good review

Indeed, easily one of the best i've seen.