Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
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Rob Schneider's Jackass. He gets repeatedly hit in the nards on many different stunts that go horribly wrong.
Projected gross: $120,000,000 |
Originally Posted by The Gunslinger45 (Post 1503490)
Rob Schneider's Jackass. He gets repeatedly hit in the nards on many different stunts that go horribly wrong.
Projected gross: $120,000,000 |
Originally Posted by TONGO (Post 1503491)
Actually if he could get Adam Sandler to share the pain, you could tack on another cool $200 million ;)
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Originally Posted by TONGO (Post 1503457)
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I like the Ewoks...
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Transformers 5.
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Itd be a furry bloodbath. Predator would happen upon that Ewok planet, wherer Jar Jar is vacationing - BAM! Stealth mode. He'd start picking them off with the laser cannon at first. Maybe the theaters could do those old campy effects to where you could smell the burning Ewok fur while hearing the death cries of Jar Jar in surround sound.
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A post apocalyptic world were some really bland, attractive teens that have a some kind of clichéd sh*t romance, show that they can fight the big bad grown ups and the main villain is played by one of, if not the only good actor in the movie, and is dressed all in white.
Estimated gross: Enough to end hunger in Africa, with enough leftover to buy them all yachts. |
Originally Posted by NextScorsese (Post 1503518)
A post apocalyptic world were some really bland, attractive teens that have a some kind of clichéd sh*t romance, show that they can fight the big bad grown ups and the main villain is played by one of, if not the only good actor in the movie, and is dressed all in white.
Estimated gross: Enough to end hunger in Africa, with enough leftover to buy them all yachts. |
Originally Posted by TONGO (Post 1503520)
Originally Posted by NextScorsese (Post 1503518)
A post apocalyptic world were some really bland, attractive teens that have a some kind of clichéd sh*t romance, show that they can fight the big bad grown ups and the main villain is played by one of, if not the only good actor in the movie, and is dressed all in white.
Estimated gross: Enough to end hunger in Africa, with enough leftover to buy them all yachts. |
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A bland romantic comedy involving a couple separated by the powers that be for no reason, but the two eventually come together to embrace their love resulting in a passionate but tasteful love scene complete with nudity. Starring Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone.
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Originally Posted by The Gunslinger45 (Post 1503524)
A bland romantic comedy involving a couple separated by the powers that be for no reason, but the two eventually come together to embrace their love resulting in a passionate but tasteful love scene. Starring Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone.
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Originally Posted by NextScorsese (Post 1503523)
It's not just the Hunger Games, it's actually the best out of all the current YA films (not saying much), but that is literally exact formula for every YA film that's come out in the past five years. Look at the plots side by side.
The Hunger Games is a bit of a ripoff of a Stephen King story called The Long Walk, but he wrote it as Richard Bachman. Instead of an arena, they all walked till they dropped. It was actually one of the best horror stories he ever wrote. |
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Originally Posted by TONGO (Post 1503527)
Originally Posted by NextScorsese (Post 1503523)
It's not just the Hunger Games, it's actually the best out of all the current YA films (not saying much), but that is literally exact formula for every YA film that's come out in the past five years. Look at the plots side by side.
The Hunger Games is a bit of a ripoff of a Stephen King story called The Long Walk, but he wrote it as Richard Bachman. Instead of an arena, they all walked till they dropped. It was actually one of the best horror stories he ever wrote. |
Re: Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Hm. Ill try and think of another one. Its more fun trying to create a marketable groaner.
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A remake of Beverly Hills Cop, staring Tyler Perry as Madea.
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Starring Kevin Hart, that manages to get money all the tie with no effort.
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Originally Posted by NextScorsese (Post 1503539)
Starring Kevin Hart, that manages to get money all the tie with no effort.
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