The Caption Contest
 

Let the contest begin...........

you wanna explain it a bit better? :confused:

Ok, For those who do not know what a caption contest is , you take the picture image and guess a caption for that picture.

"Me, Sheriff Randy, strong. Me bend stick."

or

"And I'm not only the president of Ugly-Bald-Bastards-with-Sticks, I'm also a client."

Good ones Holden, here's a couple more...

"Pull ups are much easier when you use your imagination... observe".

--or--

Excerpt from the Boston Globe, circa 1952:

Deputy Carmichael of the Boston City Police Department shows off his new prototype of his newest invention, the Twirly-thing-ama-bob, or as he affectionately calls, "My Thingy".
"My dream is to have every single officer on the beat to hold on to my Thingy". Says Carmichael , "All I need is to figure out what I can put on my Thingy to make it twirl, then it will be complete and ready for patenting". When I mentioned to Deputy Carmichael that his Thingy looks like a plain old bent rod to me, he replied, "Well, nobody's perfect".

"Has anyone seen my weights?"
I know it's corny... :laugh:

(Southern US accent)
"Now i warned you woman.....when i asked for NO sugar in my coffee....i MEANT NO SUGAR......this is gonna hurt me more than it is you...." :furious:

"You've been a naughty girl havent you....;) ;) "

"and let that be a warning to the rest of you...sticks!"

"ah, this lovely specimen is about to give us a rare glimpse of the 'mating dance of the royal canadian pole-bender.'"

"My names Ron, and I suffer from the rare, and debilitating "extremely long connected thumbs" disease."

"Really... my 'fro was THIS big"

"I used to have to use a size 15, but ever since I tried Slimfast, I'm a size 8!"

"Don't make me say it again woman. Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie!"

"If I ever find the punks that bent my stick..."

"Ranger Bob suddenly gained the strength of 10 grinches, plus 2!"

"See, I can hit myself on the head with this steel pole, and it doesn't break! My head, that is..."

"In other news: A hideously deformed Bruce Campbell attacked campers at Yosemite National Park with a metal stick."

Only seconds later, the "invisible" rope broke, as did Deputy John's dream of becoming a trapeze artist.

"You bend over boy, bend over and squeal like a pig or a'hm goan crack this fat stick over yo fat @ss!"

First thing that came to my mind with this one was:

"REPARATIONS!"