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I'll start with Gone With The Wind:

"Frankly my deer, I don't give a damn."

E.T.

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial:
"We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my llama!"

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"Now I have a platypus. Ho-ho-ho"

My problem with this is I can’t think of any movie quotes. You got the best one already!

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"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Ghostbusters, didn't have to actually change anything for this quote :-).

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I had to think a bit with that one.

Raging Bull:

Jake La Motta: Go get 'em, champ.

[he begins shadowboxing]

Jake La Motta: I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull... I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull.

Psycho

"A boy's best friend is his cock"

Blade Runner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack sheep on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die!"

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All work and no play makes @Swan a horny boy

I'm gonna make him an otter he can't refuse.

Is this because the original book is called Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? If so, not bad.

Here's a quote from Pulp Fiction that doesn't need changing:

"Does he look like a bitch?"

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"Dinosaurs transform!"

A take on Dinobots since they are Transformers.

Superman to Zod...

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"General, would you caribou to step outside?"

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I'll make him an otter he can't refuse.

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"Here's lookin' at you, kid."

"kid": a young goat.

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"Smile, you son of a bitch!"

(Hey, there are a lot of famous quotes where you don't have to change a word and they still have an animal mentioned in them!) ;)

Saving Private Ryan:

"I wouldn't venture out there fellas. This kitten's got talent."

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Goodfellas:

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a hamster.

Leave the gun, take the canary.

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William Wallace : "Could you crush a man with that throw?"
Hamish : "I could crush you, like a worm."

Braveheart

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Spiderman:
"With great Power comes great Sea Anemones."

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"Come on show me those Mussels"

The Abyss

Terminator 2: Judgement Day:

"Hasta la vista, booby!"

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"Jerry's squids, my ass!"

All About Eve:



"Fasten your squid, it's going to be a bumpy night."

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“Today, I consider myself the luckiest manatee on the face of the earth.”



Pride of the Yankees

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"Tell me kid, you ever dance with the Tasmanian Devil by the pale moonlight?"

Jack Napier to young Bruce Wayne. Batman (1989)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of ...

"SWAAAAAAAANNNN!"

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Psycho:

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Bird! Bird!"

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“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few Giraffes”

Die Hard

Grease:

"When a guy picks a chick over his echidna, something's gotta be wrong."

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf:


"I hope that was an empty bottle, George...you can't afford to waste good liquor...not on your aardvark, not an associate professor's aardvark."

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Gone with the Wind...

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Ram!"

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"Warriors, come out to Manta Ray-yay. Warriors, come out to MANTA RAY-yaaay!"

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I was going to post this one, but apparently someone beat me to it a long time ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BFKXTFX90U

Of all the voles I've encountered in my travels, his was the most...human.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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"Fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our chinchillas!"

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This thread reminds me of a song entitled "I Really Caribou You" first heard on the series An Idiot Abroad (2010-2012)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swAcyVAoEKY

The full song, written & performed by Marty Raney is here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRyMmhfXgzs

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Gimli: I never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an elf
Legolas: How about side-by-side with a Llama?
Gimli: Aye, I could do that

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Alien (1979)

In whales, no one can hear you scream.

The Sting:

"Not only are you a meerkat, you're a gutless meerkat as well."

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"I am your panther!"

Darth Vader - Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

May the horse be with you.

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"I'm trying to remember how this thing worked, gotten used to a Zebra"

~ Sulu, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

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And the famous

"Admiral, there be whales here!"

Rebel Without A Cause:

"I didn't platypus. You saw where I jumped. What did I have to do, kill myself?"

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"That's no moon. It's a Puffer Fish!"

Star Wars: A New Hope

Apocalypse Now

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Beaver, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of beaver in the morning.


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Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"The only person that could ever miss with this fish would be the sucker with the bread to buy it!"

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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid kittens can't do that.

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I'm guessing that's 2001: A Space Odyssey?

The Exorcist

"The power of flamingos compels you!"