Ham Sandwich
 

Permission to call a ham sandwich a hamwich.

Re: Ham Sandwich
 

Hey, we say "sammich" here, so "hamwich" isn't that far off. (Why not "hammich," though?)

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and says "I'll have a scotch and soda." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Re: Ham Sandwich
 

A hamwich can't walk. Denied.

I hate ham, but as long as I don't have to eat it, you can call it anything you want. ;)

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There’s a Manwich joke in here somewhere but it’s presently eluding me.

There' s also probably some ham variation of the old ' but we need the eggs' joke here as well, but I can't think of one offhand.

And I usually like to think of myself as a tolerant person , especially in matters of cuisine ; but in this instance ....ah.....no.

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As you hail from a nation that sadly would insist a jamwich be called a jellywich I feel I have no choice but to vote ..... DENIED :p

That's before my time, LL...;)

Well, you have my permission.

But I think your wife is the one with the final say on the matter since she has to live with you.

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Poll aside, anyone who makes a spread that includes a ham & cheese sandwich , sherbet and a candy bar is alright with me. And cereal snacks- great idea.

It almost makes me wanna change my vote.

Almost :)

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Look at that current vote count.

Rough crowd!

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siri how do i ban everyone

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Might be a tad draconian to include those that actually voted for you ;)

And his hamwich holds no water, except for the up to 10% of added water weight typical for store-bought pork meats.

Pickled pig's feetwich, anyone?

Ewwwwwwww, no ...... guaranteed to give you the trots that one :sick:

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I love that you voted to grant yourself permission.

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I mean if I'm going to cede control of this over to you people I at least get to be part of "you people."

Re: Ham Sandwich
 

Used to make Spamwhiches all the time, this is really not far removed from that. To me its more like an addendum to an already existing food law.

Good point. Should've suggested it as an amendment rather than draft a whole new food law.