The unofficial Least Likely Thread Title Thread
 

Inspired by a Yoda post, this thread is all about looking into the future and know what isn't gonna happen in the wild and wacky world of entertainment.

And thus the thread titles contained within this thread shall never come to pass.

Yoda made the obsevation that
Kevin Costner and oil separating tech


is the least likely thread title seen here. Well, I say lets put it to the test MoFo's. Wouldn't be a trip if in fact, down the road this was a legit thread title:

Steve Guttenberg to Receive lifetime Achievement from AFI .

have fun!

I don't know if this one fits here but:

Which is your favorite movie from the Friday the 13th triology?

I know the person means "trilogy"...but....trilogy?

What happened to the other ones?

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yes well thats darn odd. but as it has happened, doesnt really fit here.


lets try this again.

all posts can begin thusly

In my opinion the least likely thread title based on factual events is:

Michael Bay to direct Pride and Predjudice Reboot.

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Bowel Movements Showing Sacred Figures

Oh wait. I think that one's already real...

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Michael Moore Confesses: Ann Coulter is my lover

Oh, I got it. Missed the "factual" factor.

Here I go again:

Roman Polanski to appear in Boys and Girls Clubs of America HQ to receive special award.

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Larry King: 2114 Sexiest Man Alive

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Robert De Niro: Freddy Prinze Jr. Is My Muse

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David Cronenberg to Direct Twilight reboot.

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Drew Barrymore Marries honeykid.

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^^^^

hahahahahahahahahahaha

What's so unlikely about that? ;)

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ET Sequel Confirmed. Drew Barrymore to head cast, scripted by david goyer

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Oh, God bless you honey. Now, if only someone would tell her that. :)

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honeykid to appear on the Tom Green Show

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No, I'd go on, but only to rip his face off. ;)

Madonna wins 3rd Best Actress Oscar!

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Why Kevin Costner's So Great
Yoda

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Russell Brand Vows: I'll Never Have Sex Again.

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Paris Hilton Tops BFI Best Actress Poll.