Worst Things To Say On A 1st Date
 

This should be fun... :D


I'm going with "Can you switch on a light? Coz I've got 14 of my last dates in my basement and none of them have worked it out yet"

Your turn!

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"Hi, my name is honeykid"

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"Hmmmm, you really don't bear much resemblance to Drew Barrymore at all do you!"

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"Sieg Heil"

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1 - Praised be Satan
2 - Hi, I really want you to have my babies
3 - Do you like to chew garlic?
4 - Sorry for coming late. Had to take a bath.... such a bore...
5 - Can you lend me some money?
6 - I like to watch kids playing in the park
7 - Can you hold this package for me? It's just for a few days
8 - I've got a stellar porn collection
9 - You remind me of my mother/father/sister/brother
10 - You remind me of my ex
11 - OMG! You look nothing like your FaceBook photos
12 - My phone number? Tell you what, you write your number on this napkin and I'll call you
13 - You like cats/dogs? I hate cats/dogs
14 - Let me just make a quick call to my ex
15 - I Promise

Fixed it for ya ;)

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I did once say this to a girl...
"You look so pretty in this light"
"Really?"
"Yeah, the way the sun is catching your beard is awesome"


We ended up going out for a couple years :laugh:

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Worst things to say on a 1st date:

"I like Trump":laugh:

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16 - yeah, I'm the son/daughter of [insert name of serial killer]
17 - May I tell you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
18 - I always have sex on first dates
19 - I've been looking at you/your pictures/house for so long... it's a dream come true
20 - Hobbies? I spend most of my day surfing the net and playing video games
21 - Jobs for pussies
22 - I prefer blonds [or any other hair color different from the person you are speaking to]
23 - never dated a man/girl before [the same sex the person you are speaking to]
24 - Do you mind if I take a sniff?
25 - Who's that you were looking at? WHO IS THAT?!!!
26 - Can't wait for you to meet my parents
27 - [if talking to a woman] I fully support women getting more power... in the kitchen!!! muahahahah
28 - [if talking to a black woman/man] I love blacks. My favorite people. Go Blacks!!
29 - I sometimes like cross-dressing, what about you?
30 - I invited my friends too. Hope you don't mind.
31 - Wait... I totally forgot to buy condoms
32 - Do you have any STDs?
33 - Your friend sounds awesome, ever tried a relationship with him/her?
34 - What's your college degree?
35 - [sing "Unchained Melody"]
36 - [quote famous lines from movies to sound smart]
37 - I noticed you limp

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By the way, I used to be a man (or woman if you are a chick)

I am into pegging

In a past life I was an ancient priestess

I am the Key Master

I am the Gate Keeper

You got the check right?

I have gas

I have herpes

I have anal warts

I like to wear women's clothing

I have a glass table at the house

Do you want to move in?

Will you marry me?

Our aura's are really in tune

My dad is watching from the bushes with a sniper rifle

My favorite movie? Basic Instinct

Do you want to play on my webcam?


And finally...

I am a Texas Democrat

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"You don't mind if the waitress joins us do you?"

:laugh:


Sit pointing out all the babes in the place.


"She's nice... she's awesome... I'd do her... not her, but her friend is ok..."

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You got the bill right? My Dole Check never came through this morning.

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A friend of mine hooked up with a guy over the internet and the first time they met was at his place. Taking her on a tour around it he pointed to the master bed and said 'I'm going to blnk you there later tonight'. They're now married with kids.

Beats me how that works. :shrug:

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domme or sub?

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38 - People I would like to dinner with? hmmm.... Caligula, Jack the Ripper...
39 - I want to play a game with you
40 - I have a very close relationship with my sister/brother. VERY.
41 - I collect rotten teeth. I keep them all in my mouth
42 - Want a mint?
43 - You don't look like someone who eats light at all.
44 - I was told once I'd become rich
45 - I hope you don't snore
46 - Can we keep this between ourselves? Cool, thanks.
47 - I LOVE YOU
48 - Haven't had this kind of a date since before I was sent to prison
49 - I want to give all my belongings to the homeless

LMAO @ #43

Creeped out by #47. I got that on the first phonecall after meeting someone once. *backs away slowly*

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50.

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Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

:D:suspicious::p

HENRIETTA??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE??????

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