!!!Ninjas!!!
 

I've decided Mofo needs a cohort of ninjas to defend it from peril. Here are some contenders...

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Duel to the Death

This film ain't perfect, but anything that starts with ninjas silently entering a library and speed-reading scrolls, via athletic rolls, has gotta be a winner :D...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHjyZ3IJGvw&start=9

Don't dally there too long tho... move on to their other sneaky skills...

Kites...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OZvZZjgA68&start=7

Elephantism (& edited feminism)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXZ9Q0UmAA&start=36

Half man, half tree...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GzbJhOwRUA&start=135

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The Postman Strikes Back

Or perhaps you prefer your ninjas as loathsome lone wolves? Well this tragic (& fairly turgid) flick can provide...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AfrnWY9i2E

I seem to remember he could tunnel underground too. But I could equally have hallucinated Costner in a bit part by that point.

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Ninja Terminator

What got me thinking of this? Why this cobbled-together film, with its Benny Hill qualities. I particularly like the 'man with the tiny golden arm' shot in the trailer here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SLsA_Opybw&start=63

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Your turn! Which other ninjas might be up to the task?

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The Super Ninja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_De7iRMBss

"Against a background of drug smuggling, romance steals a tender moment."

On a scale of 1 to 10 for comical dubbing, with What's Up, Tiger Lily? scoring a 7, I give this a 9. The inneptitude of the trailer is pretty great too.

Was the tender moment the gun barrel in the mouth??

Ninjasploitation, gold outfits, purple explosions? Bannister kills? A final fight that seemed to get sand in the camera? A man detached from his own voice? Oh yes, these guys could guard the portals of Mofo alright ;)

http://gogreenmachine.org/wp-content...-ray-image.png

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are my personal bodyguards while I'm at MoFo. They have saved me from many aggressive single women who've attacked me after taking the "I Love You" thread very seriously.

WARNING! Do not hire any of these Ninja actors!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_F_5gvVnMc

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There should be more ninjas named after Renaissance artists. Or more Renaissance artists with ninja skills. I can't decide which ;)

Yay Ninja Turtles
:) Ok offically best ninja's ever in my eyes, I want another turtle movie though

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I'd try an mix Renaissance artists with ninjas. Turn it into some sort of medieval special ops lol.

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I prefer old 1960s Japanese samurai and ninja movies. Go old school.

Hows about some real life ninjas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIlm4vecWM&start=112

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyvmhNFwjuo&start=123

They'll eat your brains with chopsticks. And laugh while they're at it. The weirdos ;)

More recreations and canny tricks HERE (Youtube) (embedding disabled damn em)

All from the punch-drunk-packaged, but genuinely informative, martial arts travelogue programme Mind, Body & Kick Ass Moves.

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I'm not really fan of ninja's but they look awesome and they have awesome skills :D.

When I was younger, I used to love Teenage ninja turtles.

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Michael Dudikoff approves of this thread.

Patrick Smith isn't impressed with this thread.

Since this thread was started someone has subtly invented the gif. In recognition of that event... BUMP:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeadUnited...t-max-14mb.gif

Funny enough, the ninja at 0:49 is an actual stuntman. He is Mark Hicks. He was best known as Chris Tucker's stunt double in the Rush Hour films LOL...the spin kick ninja was a riot...what are gonna do break an ankle with those kicks?