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Speak 09-21-08 07:44 PM
Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
Here is a joke... Some of you probally might now what it is...
I will start...

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator??

Swedish Chef 09-21-08 07:45 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
Because he saw the salad dressing!

Sawman3 09-21-08 07:49 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
Originally Posted by Swedish Chef (Post 464113)
Because he saw the salad dressing!
LMAO! Best jackass random reply I've read in a while.

KeyserCorleone 09-24-22 12:56 PM
What did the headless horseman name his horse?


WARNING: spoilers below
Khartoum

Mr Minio 09-24-22 01:02 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
A creep, a poser, and a doofus walk into a bar.

WARNING: spoilers below
The barman says: What can I get you, {bbusername}?

culliford 09-24-22 01:09 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
I'm insulted. Anyway three conspiracy theorists walked into a bar, don't tell me that's a coincidence.

Death Proof 09-24-22 02:36 PM
Originally Posted by Mr Minio (Post 2335274)
A creep, a poser, and a doofus walk into a bar.

WARNING: spoilers below
The barman says: What can I get you, Death Proof?



I feel attacked.

Death Proof 09-24-22 02:37 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
A guy walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.


The doctor asks, "how can I help you?"


The duck says, "get this guy off my ass."

SpelingError 09-24-22 02:43 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Death Proof 09-24-22 03:31 PM
Re: Jokes (dont ruin it)
 
Did you hear about the guy that got killed by a weasel?


He fell asleep on the train tracks and didn't hear the weasel.


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