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I am not saying we're quite in Stephen Seagal direct-to-video territory here, but his various remakes and remixes of Taken seem rather on the nose.

The Commuter (he commutes!)

Cold Pursuit (he plows!)

The Marksman (he shoots!)

Honest Thief (he scores!)

Memory (he forgets!)

I'd accuse him of taking a Paycheck, but that's Affleck.

I once made a rather tasteless joke that his wife must have approved his scripts before she passed away.

I wonder if it is like Burn Notice



One day you get a call from your agent. "You're out." Instead of moving to Miami, you move to Toronto and run a marathon of schlock until your star fully fades. You make as much money as you can before the public realizes you're not famous anymore.

Heh. I actually enjoyed that show for the first few seasons.