Id be careful SC...With those gloves and that gigantic woody his caresssing, he may be a worthy opponement...So just to let ya know....

The Dame is always at your side, ready and waiting...

Bring it on uday...
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i dont know if its dame edna creeping me out or blib's sudden obsession with her. but something isnt right. i smell a possum.... :suspicious:

Ewww, they smell terrible. Especially when they're still in nappies.

(does he don a purple wig at nights? - i won't tell ;))

The Dame looks like she's been in a couple of fights before herself. But, thank you :)

i dont know if its dame edna creeping me out or blib's sudden obsession with her. but something isnt right. i smell a possum....

(does he don a purple wig at nights? - i won't tell )

i think ill buy him one of those pieces of string things you put on the glasses so they hang around your neck. then he wouldnt loose them all the time. he would look a stud. ill get him a wig too...then he'll look even hotter.

That sounds as though your turning me into some kind of 80's "Wham" look-alike. Can it be a big boufant blondy-brown wig? Pleeeeeeease :yup:

So how do you want to duel? Pistols at dawn? Video games? You tell me!

Oooo...I love a good sword fight.~

But then.....there's always mud wrestling. ;D

Here I am, Jason! What's up, dude? Sorry I couldn't make it any earlier, but I was too busy negotiating a multi-million dollar business deal.

By the way, that's a pretty funny picture you have up there of the guy with the sitar. :laugh:

So how do you want to duel? Pistols at dawn? Video games? You tell me!

Bring it on!

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Aheh. Yes. So what kind of multi-million dollar deal was this?

I second the sword duel idea :p BTW.

Well, as you know, I'm a professional hitman (one of the best in the business, incidentally) and someone (I won't name names) has just contracted me to do away with a certain fellow who goes by the name of . . . what was it? . . . ah, yes . . . the name's "Jason" or something like that. I don't know where I've heard that name before, but it sounds awful familiar . . . wait a minute . . . isn't that "Sexy Celebrity's" name? Now that's a coincidence! Call it, "killing two birds with one stone"! Pretty neat, eh? :D


Swords, pistols, "American Gladiators" . . . I'll let SC make the call!

Anything but mud-wrestling--that would be a little too gay for me!

Where did you get my address from Golgot? :eek: Come in for a nice cup of Co-Co next time your in the neighbourhood.

Well i was born in Colchester (hell, why do i think you're from essex? i've got stop my unconscious absorbing these things!)...were you that toddler with the stick on side-burns and the pleated chest-wig?

make sure Sisy doesn't prepare the drinks tho - not enough co-co in my whiskey makes me lose track of time. Oh yes, it's bed time (and for yous two too by the sound of the other thread ;))

I'm so glad you're here, Uday, but you know, I almost hate having to fight you now. It makes me so happy to see that you're honoring Rudys because ya know, Rudolph happens to be my middle name (no joke). It's also my father's first name. I used to hate that name, but it isn't so bad anymore. And Rudolph Valentino was a babe.

Hmm... perhaps this thread should have been called Uday Vs. Rudolph.

C'mon, Django, let's not waste anymore time. Let's FIGHT!

I'll begin by bitch-slapping you.

Sis lives down the road from me, and dont worry about Sis makin your drink, its always best to pour any drinks Sis makes you in the nearest plant pot and watch it dissolve. ;)