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Create an Absurdly Ultimate Collector's Edition

Over in the When will Blu-Ray completely take over? (which has some good observations, by the by) thread, I joked that the increase in legal movie streaming might lead to increasingly elaborate collector's editions to entice die-hards to keep buying physical copies. My joking example was selling the Back to the Future box set with a working hoverboard.

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Imagine this just sitting on a shelf at Best Buy. Now go change your shorts.

This notion struck me was a pretty decent thread idea: what over-the-top collector's edition would you like to see? Both plausible and implausible are acceptable.

Other than the hoverboard (shut up, I don't care if it's pink!), I'd like to see an ultimate edition of Pulp Fiction that's rigged up to look like a briefcase, complete with a golden light that comes on whenever you open it.

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Wig not included.

Or how about an actual sled with a special edition of Citizen Kane?

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All Charles Foster Kane needed to be happy. Also, a hill.

What ridiculous ultimate edition DVDs or Blu-Rays would you like to see?

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A Jurrasic Park trilogy boxset that comes with a real life T-Rex.

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Originally Posted by n3wt (Post 633060)

A Jurrasic Park trilogy boxset that comes with a real life T-Rex.

:rotfl:

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I actually love these ideas. The T-Rex may be a little scary, but a Valasaraptor would work better in a smaller package. :)

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Ultimate Edition comes compete with sleepin' pills and eye patches for those restless, lonely nights.

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Uncle Buck specail edition comes with a working power drill and a cigar :D

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Rear Window, complete with Flash bulbs binoculars and whatever type of scope that is that he's always holding.

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You mean his wide-angle zoom lens?

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For the low low bargoon price of $25.95, Warner Brothers, in conjunction with Barrett-Jackson is pleased to present

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Along with the usual behind the scenes featurettes, a moving tribute to Raul Julia and commentary tracks, 4 countem 4 cars featured in the movie will be won. Only 4000 of these special editions will be produced world-wide.

to refresh your memory, the cars to be won are:

1966 replica Ac Cobra
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1974 porsche 911 targa
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1974 Ferrari Daytona
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1970 Chevy Camaro Z-28
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2001: A Space Odyssey - A working Hal 9000 that activley tries to kill your friends and family and then you if you disappoint it. :D

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Edward Penishands.

I win.

Originally Posted by Iroquois (Post 633653)

Edward Penishands.

I win.

watching Eddie eat dinner would be hilarious.

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Mrs. Doubtfire: Ultimate British Nanny Edition
This new Mrs. Doubtfire: Ultimate British Nanny Edition comes complete with everything you'll need to enjoy Mrs. Doubtfire for countless days and nights of enjoyment. It includes the feature film, extras and:

Your Very Own Mrs. Doubtfire Costume! : A womanly bodysuit with breasts designed by our team at NebbitCo. A latex old lady face. Makeup. False teeth. Nail polish. Dresses. Pantyhose. A purse. Sensible shoes. PLUS, fake body hair to glue on your skin if you're a woman who wants to be a man disguised as a woman.
A vacuum cleaner! : So you can rock out to "Dude Looks Like A Lady" by Aerosmith with it!
A frozen Hot Jambalaya! Dinner! : Cook it in the microwave or give it to someone with a pepper allergy!
Inflatable Animals! : Turn your house into a wild, happenin' petting zoo by blowing up these inflatable animals and then JUMP AROUND!
Charlotte's Web Book! : Read "Charlotte's Web" to someone next to you or read it yourself while watching "Mrs. Doubtfire"!
Custom Made Mrs. Doubtfire Toilet! : A toilet that features pictures from the movie printed on it. Simply urinate into this toilet and hope that someone barges in and learns your little secret while you pee standing up. Comes with a guide on how to pee standing up if you're a woman dressed like a man dressed like a woman.

Bring home Mrs. Doubtfire: Ultimate British Nanny Edition today for only $89.99! SALE! Now only $59.99!

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Comes with your free Car Breaking Kit, A Hoodie, Crowbar, gloves and specail white reebok classic trainers.

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The Godfather Box Set: The Coppola Restoration

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Comes with a box of:

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A Revolutionary Road DVD

that comes

with
PAVEMENT
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This offer also applies with A Nightmare on Elm Street DVDs.

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Special Edition of Raising Arizona comes with a baby and a copy of Dr. Spock's Baby and Childcare.

Have to keep those sets away from Angelina Jolie...

Clerks 2

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Comes with a Jay look-a-like dancing like Buffalo Bill :D

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MASK
The Very "Special" Edition

Comes complete with...

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DNA

To make your very own child that looks like this:
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* Blind girlfriend to love your deformed child not included.

****Also includes a Cher outfit (while supplies last)****

Here's a special edition of Casablanca:

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It comes with signed letters of transit, redeemable for a one way flight for two to the destination of your choice.

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Don't worry about blackout dates, or whether or not they actually give you the authority to board a flight. It doesn't matter. Because they're signed.

Plus, when you purchase this edition of the film, you'll also get Paris.

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They're really making you an offer you can't refuse.....wait.....that's a different film.

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@ the previous two posts: :rotfl::laugh::rotfl:

VERTIGO

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comes with ... MAKE-UP KIT!

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Now all of us can objectify women we know into the ideal Madeleines of our fantasies!

Also, as a bonus, you get a FREE NEON-GREEN BAY WINDOW SET!

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So if the make-up doesn't work, you can at least keep her in the dark and admire her silhouette!

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I'd suggest a super-duper version of Inception with a top, but who here doesn't think they're actually going to make that one a reality?

Maybe they can toss in a pillow, too.

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Die Hard collectors edition including a machine gun. Makes the perfect Christmas gift!

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Comes with a group of annoying Paparazzi that will try to kill you.

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I'd rather have the car :laugh:

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The Cying Game

Comes with a small penis (picture not allowed due to forum rules).

Sixteen Candles:
The "We Didn't Forget This Time" Special Edition
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Everyone remembers Molly Ringwald in the 1984 John Hughes classic, Sixteen Candles, about a girl whose family forgot her 16th birthday. Well, with this new "We Didn't Forget This Time" Special Edition DVD, we made sure we didn't forget to include anything, like:

1. Official Molly Ringwald Panties -- you'll be the hit of the locker room when you proudly exit a stall holding up a pair of panties that Molly Ringwald wore herself. We made sure Molly wore these for a WHOLE day before she took them off and gave them to our suppliers -- and speaking of supplies, there's only 16 copies available with these. (Official Price: $1,600 for a copy of this very special edition, comes with a Blu-ray.)

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2. Sixteen Candles and a Birthday Cake Mix -- for your very own birthday. Chocolate cake mix only.

3. Sex Quiz -- take the very popular sex quiz that was being passed around Samantha Baker's school. Answer questions like, "Who would you do it with?" Comes on a sheet of paper and it's on a CD-rom so you can pass it around to all of your Facebook friends.

4. Enema Bag -- never leave home without it! Samantha's grandparents certainly didn't.

5. Neck Brace -- go to school Joan Cusack style with a fashionable neck brace. And while we're at it, we'll throw in a...

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6. Really Bizarre Shirt -- like the one Joan wears in this scene. It has the woman in the white dress with the fabric that you lift up to allow you to see the woman's bare legs and underwear. Perfect for wiping your face after a visit to the water fountain.

7. Polaroid Camera -- say "Cheese!" after a night of fun. Get evidence that you were hanging out with the really hot, popular girl.

8. Floppy Disks -- you and your geek friends love them.

9. Birth Control Pills -- get drunk and give them to the geek that's driving you around town.

10. Long Duck Dong Baby Alive Doll -- your very own miniature Long Duck Dong doll that you have to feed like a Baby Alive Doll because "The Donger need food". You'll be forced to take it with you to the dance where it might run off with a very tall and very busty female athlete and eventually get into all kinds of chaos, including losing a car in a big lake.

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11. $1 bill -- in case you don't purchase the extra special edition with Molly Ringwald's panties, the entrance fee to see the pair of panties purchased by a more obsessed Sixteen Candles fan is on us! Provided the entrance fee hasn't gone up (it might have, considering we're talking about 1984 prices, here).

12. Sixteen Candles Yearbook -- a yearbook so you can always remember your friends from Sixteen Candles. Perfect for looking up pictures of Molly Ringwald.

13. A Wish That Will Come True -- make a wish upon purchasing this special edition of Sixteen Candles and it WILL come true! Probably before you even bake the chocolate Sixteen Candles cake and light the 16 candles.

14. Virginity -- become a virgin again thanks to the power of this Sixteen Candles special edition! It'll make you ready to get it on with the person whose name you wrote down in the "Sex Quiz". Be prepared, though -- the power of this DVD will erase any children you've had and any STD's you've picked up along the way.

15. Classic 1980's Rock Band Posters -- to decorate your bedroom with so you can feel like Samantha and her friends in the 80's!

and finally...

16. "Boost Your Memory" Book -- a copy of a book that's designed to help boost your memory so you and your loved ones won't forget anything important... like birthdays!

All for only $84.99! ($1,600 if you buy one of the 16 copies with Molly Ringwald's panties)

Get Yours Today!

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Fahrenheit 9/11

Comes with a Dartboard:
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and a Michael Moore Sex Doll:

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^^^^^^^ Boy, that DVD will be in the Wal-Mart $5 bargain bin, soon.