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tatmmw2 02-20-17 10:39 PM

Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
My threads have a reputation to be not popular, I hope this game get some posts before it dies, I don't want to worry about that so I will just blank this.

The game? Read the title.
Ask a ridiculously stupid question, and get a stupid answer.

Example:

A: What's my name?
B: Your name is David The Dinosaur.
B: What is the meaning of life?


And so on.

tatmmw2 02-20-17 10:44 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
You are looking for Waldo

Is an orange really orange?

TheUsualSuspect 02-20-17 10:47 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Because you touch yourself at night.


Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They each buy a t-shirt. 4 t-shirts were purchased. How is this possible?

Swan 02-20-17 10:49 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Because one is autistic.

Why is rain made of water?

The Gunslinger45 02-20-17 10:50 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Because there is two moms and two daughters. What are you dumb?

Water makes up rain because that is how Kubla Khan willed it after he killed Xenu and conquered Planet X.

Man walks into the woods, he gets crushed by a tree. What color shirt is his accountant wearing?

tatmmw2 02-20-17 10:50 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Originally Posted by Swan (Post 1652132)
Because one is autistic.

Why is rain made of water?

Because the sky was out of icecream

Why is it called a hamburger?

TheUsualSuspect 02-20-17 10:50 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Because you touch yourself at night.

What has a river, but no water. Towns, but no houses. Forrest but no trees?

The Gunslinger45 02-20-17 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by TheUsualSuspect (Post 1652136)
Because you touch yourself at night.

What has a river, but no water. Towns, but no houses. Forrest but no trees?
My river of piss after dollar beer night?

Am I evil?

tatmmw2 02-20-17 10:53 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Originally Posted by The Gunslinger45 (Post 1652141)
My river of piss after dollar beer night?

Am I evil?
Bugs Bunny is

What's the point of the Belly button?

The Gunslinger45 02-20-17 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by tatmmw2 (Post 1652142)
Bugs Bunny is

What's the point of the Belly button?
Because we don't have belly wifi yet

Why is the sky blue?

Captain Steel 02-20-17 10:54 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Why are Lesbians named after an island, but male homosexuals have no specific designation (except "gay" or "homosexual" which are terms that also include Lesbians)?

The Gunslinger45 02-20-17 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Steel (Post 1652145)
Why are Lesbians named after an island, but male homosexuals have no specific designation (except "gay" or "homosexual" which are terms that also include Lesbians)?
Because lesbians are the classiest of women.

Why did ET go home?

tatmmw2 02-20-17 10:56 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Originally Posted by The Gunslinger45 (Post 1652144)
Because we don't have belly wifi yet

Why is the sky blue?
Black was too Gray.

Captain Steel 02-20-17 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity (Post 1652149)
If I put on women's pajamas and go outside burping as loud as I can, will I win an all male beauty pageant?
No, but you will win the SEXIEST MoFo contest!

Dexter007 02-20-17 10:58 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
How up is space?

Captain Steel 02-20-17 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity (Post 1652155)
If I kiss my hand while wearing strawberry lip gloss, will the moon crash into the Earth?
People will blow up the moon before that happens.

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Captain Steel 02-20-17 11:02 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
Why diarhea? Why?
(Why can't I ever spell diaria correctly?)

tatmmw2 02-20-17 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Dexter007 (Post 1652153)
How up is space?
Between the ARSAT 1 and ARSAT 2

Yoda 02-20-17 11:04 PM

Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
 
What?

The Gunslinger45 02-20-17 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 1652162)
What?
CHICKEN BUTT!

Will you order a pizza for me?


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