Our Master is Bored
 

Citizens of MoFo; Our webmaster has become bored. He is clicking on random threads and writing posts out of weariness and discontent. We must amuse him quickly before he sends a plague among us. We must please our Master at once!

game of scrabble ?

I offer tiles and tile holders.

EDIT: Alas, it is too late. Yoda has logged-off. We have failed. May he be merciful in his punishment.

Who is this "webmaster" fellow?

The one, the only, YODA!

The little green dude.

Ah...I see.

Mayhaps I shall do the German daunce for the Master. 'Tis fun and gay and tra-la-la. The Master enjoys it when his minions dance about and debase themselves for his amusement.

Or mayhaps we should simply find him a woman with whom he might copulate.

Yeah, let us find a bitch for him to bang.
Mmmm, lettuce.

You really shouldn't talk about your mother like that.

Go stab yourself.

*insert tasteless joke about Elliot Smith here, in Matt's ass*

You're so depressing.
A Miss Misery if you will.

Oh Misery, and the company she loves.

I don't really differentiate between these two things anymore.

Now i'm worried! You see us as a woman you can copulate with? He's ****ing with us people! ;) :eek: [well, i haven't noticed any flirtation anyway ;)]

Why is the net your new cheap bed-spread oh revered pointy head???

oh the horror
oh the madness of it all

Re: Our Master is Bored
 

This thread died far too quickly, in my opinion.

Re: Our Master is Bored
 

This might be amusing to some:
I'm sitting here watching "The Covenant", and you know what? I realize I'm older, less attractive and too far out of shape! Damn teen horror flicks and their titulating actors! Guess it's time to put in "The Witches of Eastwick", or worse-- a Merchant Ivory film!


(Damn male locker room shower scene!)

Re: Our Master is Bored
 

That kind of thing used to bother me a bit (and it's enough to make just about anyone feel inadequate), but it doesn't as much, in part because I think of actors the same way I think of athletes; staying in shape is part of their job. There's no motivator better than that, really.

Also, hi!

Re: Our Master is Bored
 

Hey Yoda,

I know what ya mean, bordom is a killer! I wish I could find something fun you can do... but I have nothing at hand at the moment... I'm sorry dude.

I will organise a Brain Trust tonight, get all my friend over and mindmap a few things that might put that bordom at ease...

...wait, I forgot, I ain't got no friend... *sobs*

:bawling: