Meatwadsprite's : Best of the Best Top 100 Films
 

My favorite films have really changed since my last list , I've found a lot of new favorites that you may have never even heard of - so lets get this on moving.

100. Paul Blart : Mall Cop

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This is Kevin James like I've never seen him before , he embodies his role as a mall enforcer so well - this high flying action/comedy never fails to make me laugh.

99. Transporter 3

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Jason Statham's finale to his Transporter trilogy is a high note for the series. It ties everything the Transporter movies do right , into one well rounded package.

98. Gran Torino

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Clint Eastwood's breathtaking end to his acting career , is one of the most realistic and chilling movies I have seen. I was in tears during the tragic ending.

97. Hitch

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I believe Will Smith is one of the greatest working actors of our time , even if Hitch is one of his weaker performances - it's story makes up for the holes in Smith's flawed (but beautiful) performance.

96. Roll Bounce

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The best skating movie I've ever seen , hands down. Bow Wow shows how much he has matured as an actor since his earlier role in Like Mike.

95. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

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Snyder's retelling of the dated original film , is way faster and much more violent. It just goes to prove that Zack Snyder will only change Watchmen for the best.

94. Stranger than Fiction

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One of Will Ferrell's few serious roles , he gives his all and proves that he could very well be one of the best kept dramatic secrets.

93. Attack Force

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Seagal has probably starred in the most amount of amazing action movies , even more so than the greats like Schwarzenegger , Willis , and Smith. Attack Force proves that he's still in the game and we can keep looking forward to his next action extravaganza.

92. Rebound

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Martin Lawrence plays this utterly hilarious basketball coach , I don't know how anyone could not laugh their ass off at this one. It also becomes more serious near the end and has a very good message.

91. The Black Knight

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The 2008 remake The Dark Knight was nowhere near the 2001 original , it's another movie with Lawrence - but this time he goes back in time and has to become a knight. He's a great character actor , you could put this man in any situation (Bad Boys 2) and he would make it funny.

90. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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This series is among my favorites , the fourth installment brings up the intensity from the previous ones - but sacrifices the amazing story telling of it's predecessors.


more to come ...

Re: Meatwadsprite's : Best of the Best Top 100 Films
 

Good list so far I guess, mainly for Gran Torino and Dawn Of The Dead being on there. Paul Blart would never make it anywhere near my top 100 though.

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Cute, meaty, but not as funny as valeriewriter.

How many of those films have you actally watched? :cool:

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lol, I remember her, her reviews were so funny to read.

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awwwww man , well she is a master

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. . . has matured as an actor since his earlier role in Like Mike... Good stuff Meat.

I though you sort of liked Gran Torino?

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I was thinking Paul Blart...really? Then I saw Roll Bounce and fell to the floor laughing.

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I'm fairly convinced that this is a joke - then again, the write-ups for Gran Torino and Dawn of the Dead do seem somewhat convincing.

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89. Transporter 2

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Statham does it again in this no holds barred fuel ride , it really is the best of the entire series.

88. Evan Almighty

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This is the obvious one that's on everyone's list , but I still wanted it on mine - because it such a great movie. Carrel is somehow able to outdo Jim Carey at his own game.

87. 2001 : A Space Odyssey

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It took me a couple hundred viewings , but I finally understand the genius of this film now. 2001 is not only about nothing : but also about everything.

86. Daddy Day Care

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This picture says it all ^^^^ .....

85. Daddy Day Camp

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I really like the continuity in the poster for this movie. I can't say digitally replacing Eddie Murphy's originally R rated performance with Cuba Gooding Jr's more family appropriate one - was that good of a decision though.

84. Surf Ninjas

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An incredibly realistic portrayal of my youth , not to mention awesome fight scenes made by the same team as the Ninja Turtle films.

83. Star Wars : The Clone Wars

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I don't mind the playstation 2 graphics , as long as George Lucas directs - it's a great movie by my standards. Sure it was a disappointing conclusion to the prequel trilogy and maybe it could have been animated by 10 people in a week , but it's worth it to see Darth Sith™.

82. Godzilla (1998)

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Much better than the silly Japanese ones , this american retelling of the classic novel - fires on all cylinders.

81. The Shaggy Dog

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I have no idea how they turned Tim Allen into a dog , regardless he is able to use this amazing technique to make a fully captivating movie.

80. Mallrats

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Kevin Smith's masterpiece , still stands tall as it did on release day. In this hillarious sequel to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - the two stoners do some really funny stuff at a mall.

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I'm very confused.

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Me too... but I'll still add it to the MoFo Top 100 lists if it is, in fact, his new list of favorites... so, let me know Meat... :D

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In this list he has 2001 as #87. In my old list I had it as #88. That seems a bit freaky to me.

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I remember surf ninjas!!!!

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79. Scary Movie 4

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The best of the Waynes Brother films , oh wait - they didn't make this one.

78. White Chicks

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What can I say , I'm a sucker for these high concept movies (guy turned into dog , black men turned into white women , normal house turned into a day care).

77. Baby Mama

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ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

76. Agent Cody Banks 2 : Destination London

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My second favorite spy movie , although not as good as the original.

75. Catwoman

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One of the better Batman spinoffs , I still prefer The Joker's 100 foot long gun off the Tim Burton one - to Catwoman's powers.

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74. Batman Forever

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Speaking of Batman , this is the movie that cemented Seal's "Kissed By a Rose" into music history.

73. Good Burger

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Back in the day when 9 out of 10 acclaimed writers worked for Nickelodeon , the masters of screenplay teamed up to deliver this powerfull and moving drama about two guys stuck in a dead end fast food joint (later remade as Clerks 2).

72. Catch that Kid

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Sure it's the straight to DVD Agent Cody Banks 2 , but I still really enjoyed this one.

71. 3 Ninjas : High Noon at Mega Mountain

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Ninja movies are probably my favorite genre , this is one of the classics.

70. The World is Not Enough

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My favorite spy movie , there are lots of explosions and cool James Bond lines. He also outruns a laser on ice in some crazy thing - I can't even explain it , but it's really something.

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Yep I'm sure now, it's got to be a joke.

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No it's not!

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"Kiss from a Rose" is in Batman Forever?

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Yes it is and I actually liked Batman Forever.

The Riddler is my favourite Batman villain (from comics) and I'm a Val Kilmer fan.

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Catwoman just sealed the deal for me. List = fake/joke.

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Word, Suspect. Kilmer is awesome. He's probably my second favorite Batman... maybe third. Almost forgot about Adam West.

And Meat did you used to post on the Rotten Tomatoes forum?