Best Porn Movies ?
 

I'm not sure if this is allowed but i saw some threads about porn so let's see if this Ok...lol...

i have to admit i've seen a few porn movies...:).....i think my all-time favorite is an old 70's or 80's Western Cowboy porn movie, and it actually has a story...:)

i was 14 or 15 i think when my best friend ( a guy, yikes ) invited me to watch a movie at his mansion. His parents were rich. They got like 7 or 8 different types of expensive cars.

anyway, we watch some action/war movie first then after the movie he asked me if i wanna see a porn movie that his mom and dad watched sometimes.

so i said "ok" quietly and calmly...:)....so he grab this vhs tape and put it in and we started watching it. I was a Virgin at that time and never seen a naked girl..:)...not even in a magazine...)

so 10 mins thru the movie there was this bed scene, the good Guy and his Wife and they were ready to go to bed and sleep i think. So she started taking her clothes off and i started having a 'Hard On'...:)...then they started doing all kinds of stuff i've never done or seen b4....:) ( when i was 14 of course..:) ).

i must have pee'd first on my shorts and then i had an orgasm. that was the first time for me...lol....my shorts was so wet as if i went swimming in a pool....lol....

Yep, it's allowed. Just keep it clean. :D

Deep Throat is a classic and so is Debbie does dallas. however all the porno movies are the same! i like Boogie Nights but its not really a porno, more docuporno. i like Gangbang 2000 though! so funny and sad!

I have to ask...best in what way?

Best action?

Best story?

Best pun a a popular movie title?

I am just curious.

I would consider Boogie Nights to be a porn movie, but not a prono. Its a good movie too.
I haven't seen many porn movies (or pornos), but Behind the Green Door was good in a horrifing cheesy way.

"Chasey loves Rocco" - 8/10

jenna loves rocco is cool too

i thinkt he funniest quote i have heard in one is when a woman has something between her top bum and the bloke says you want mutard on that hot dog! :laugh:

Oh, god-yes.

Much, much higher caliber than any of Chasey's other films, and it's Chasey Lain , for lords sake, CHASEY LAIN! This film is in a league of it's own.

:rotfl:

:yup: You know it!. :randy:

I just imported "Trashy" for £8.
Pretty decent of you`re into the whole compilation thing...Chasey, Kobe, Lexus...they all have a session in this one.

Anything that's shot on real film is usually pretty decent.

Easily the best porno is Night Dreams , from around 1983. It is hard to find, but if you can get it, it is a must see. It is pure porn, but is also art-house freaky. One particularly erotic scene is driven by Wall of Voodoo's superb version of "Ring of Fire."

Andrew Blake's House of Dreams is also top-notch, as is most of his stuff.

Taxi girls

Red Shoe Diaries is pretty good. It's the only one I've seen in full, I watched it because it has one of my favorite actors David Duchovny in it.

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I don't know what is weirder; a (at the time) 33 year old man starting a thread like that or you bumping a 17 year old thread about porn.

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Someone else replied and I deleted it (subtly off-topic), so I think mattias was just replying to that, rather than bumping it out of nowhere.

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Mea culpa

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I could offer my own thoughts but I won't because I don't want a big argument about what is or isn't porn and who it may hurt. That's a legit discussion but I know how things devolve.

I couldn't find Night Dreams and there is not even an Imdb listing for it, it seems, but can you say anything about it like actors or filmmakers?

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alyssa milano used to make a lot of these back in the 90s, i guess i should add her to the cinematic crush, she s a babe

Kinky!!!

But what's funny is that I thought those guys were into vintage, and then found out the posts were from 2002.

In case you were wondering, I'm obviously an expert and authority on porn, and lemme tell you, there is no point in watching any non-Japanese porn except for Messe Noire (1928). That one is the real thing!!!

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Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend is an impressive achievement in style in animation by combining body horror with eroticism. It is not pure porn but it is very close to porn in many ways while still feeling like something that focus on a narrative.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108461/