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Revenge of Mr M 11-05-03 09:12 AM

Things that annoy you...
 
EDIT: Well, since I don't go into threads flaming people and accusing them straight off of things they haven't done, I'd have thought it was pretty obvious these were just jokes, but for Kong's benefit: http://www.guyzstuff.com/Jokes/40/

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!

Sexy Celebrity 11-05-03 10:38 AM

There is already a thread like this called "Pet Peeves".

Revenge of Mr M 11-05-03 10:52 AM

You forgot the :rolleyes:

Sexy Celebrity 11-05-03 10:57 AM

I'm too civil to use rolling eyes.

7thson 11-05-03 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.

Hondo333 11-06-03 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
I hate it when people hate this

The Silver Bullet 11-06-03 10:03 AM

I hate that I have to masturbate 'cause no one love me.

7thson 11-09-03 11:54 PM

Annoying people annoy me all the time.

LordSlaytan 11-10-03 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by The Silver Bullet
I hate that I have to masturbate 'cause no one love me.
You don't have to do anything. Aren't there sheep in your country?

DrenaiWarrior 11-10-03 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
You don't have to do anything. Aren't there sheep in your country?

ROFLMFAO :rotfl: .... Man you guys are just too much.

You know what i hate...when I help host a beer party and nobody cleans up next morning. (although i stole two cases last night so i shant complain much La Crosse Light....*sigh*)

Nikki 11-10-03 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.
:rotfl: ........omggggggggggggg.........I do all of the above.......

:rolleyes: ........so I take it.............there is no chance for us.

:rotfl:

7thson 11-11-03 01:38 AM

Smokers who wont use their ash tray in their car, but seem to think the world is their ash tray. Not bashing smokers,to each their own, just thoughtless ones.

Kong 11-11-03 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!

Kong hates it when people copy material and then don't give any credit to it's author. A number of those were from Adam Sandler's "Ten Things That Piss Me Off," and this rest were probably stolen from some other source as well.

Stop the cut & paste plagiarism!!!

7thson 11-11-03 02:14 AM

Just so everyone knows, I truly hate smokers who dont use the ashtrays in their car, I will admit I heard it somewhere before, but not sure where. However I hate it.

Revenge of Mr M 11-11-03 05:18 AM

Originally Posted by Kong
Kong hates it when people copy material and then don't give any credit to it's author. A number of those were from Adam Sandler's "Ten Things That Piss Me Off," and this rest were probably stolen from some other source as well.

Stop the cut & paste plagiarism!!!
Revenge of Mr M doesn't know the author and doesn't even know it came from any Adam Sandler source, a mate told him all this. Kong is a dirty ape who should take a cold shower and cool off.

Kong 11-11-03 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
Revenge of Mr M doesn't know the author and doesn't even know it came from any Adam Sandler source, a mate told him all this. Kong is a dirty ape who should take a cold shower and cool off.
Kong has to admit that he's doubtful of your claim. A mate told you these jokes and then you remembered all of them practically word for word the way Sandler wrote them? Even if you are telling the truth and you stole these by accident, you should still edit your original post to provide a source.

http://www.guyzstuff.com/Jokes/40/

Revenge of Mr M 11-11-03 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Kong
Kong has to admit that he's doubtful of your claim. A mate told you these jokes and then you remembered all of them practically word for word the way Sandler wrote them? Even if you are telling the truth and you stole these by accident, you should still edit your original post to provide a source.

http://www.guyzstuff.com/Jokes/40/
What's to be doubtful of? You're accusing me of callous theft, which is pissing me off quite a lot. My mate Rob e-mailed them to me and I thought it was funny so I posted it here.
Thank you, you militant ape, now get out of my thread.

Kong 11-11-03 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
What's to be doubtful of? You're accusing me of callous theft, which is pissing me off quite a lot. My mate Rob e-mailed them to me and I thought it was funny so I posted it here.
Thank you, you militant ape, now get out of my thread.
Okay, Kong has no trouble believing that you got these in an e-mail and just posted them here. The way you mentioned it before sounded like a friend just told them to you face to face or on the phone or something.nKong apologizes for the confusion.

Nevertheless Kong still thinks you should edit your post to give credit to the originator of many of the jokes.

projectMayhem 11-12-03 12:04 AM

I totally agree with Kong. If not just for clarification, post where you heard these, its just common sense (or at least to me it is) and maybe we would like to find out more about them.

What About John 11-30-03 05:19 PM

GETTING BANNED FROM BLANK !

You should all post at the Blank Forums, its the best movie forums on the planet. i was foolish so i got banned, i hate myself :)



EDITED: To filter out SPAM

projectMayhem 11-30-03 06:19 PM

It really annoys me when people try to promote other Movie forum sites here. Have some respect for the owners of websites people.

What About John 11-30-03 06:23 PM

lol wow, im sorry, im really sad, From here on i shall never mention that site, i am 100% PRO-MOIVEFORUMS.COM!

DrenaiWarrior 12-01-03 03:10 AM

I think the thing that annoys me the most is my inability to make close friends and keep them, and from having any serious romance in my life in the past five years
I am also annoyed by my tendacy to irrationally go into super depression mode at least once every other month and have a 3 day spree of sitting around thinking I've never done anything right.
The last thing that really annoys the piss out of me is when kids don't stop to think about how they treat there fellow classmates, I went to see my old high school drama teacher a while ago and I felt deja-vu when i saw how these kids treat each other.As the song says...Say a prayer for the Youth of America....

Piddzilla 12-01-03 06:03 AM

People who call me on my cell just to chat. If I'm not home and can only be reach on my cell that means I'm most likely busy doing something, right? I have a few friends that call me when I'm at work or busy doing something else just to ask "So, how are things?". That really pisses me off.

Sir Toose 12-01-03 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by Piddzilla
People who call me on my cell just to chat. If I'm not home and can only be reach on my cell that means I'm most likely busy doing something, right? I have a few friends that call me when I'm at work or busy doing something else just to ask "So, how are things?". That really pisses me off.

What's your number?

Piddzilla 12-01-03 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Toose
What's your number?

Jackie Malfoy 12-05-03 07:31 PM

Ok things I hate!By Me!
 
Ok I hate my stepfather I hate this girl at school Versonica I hate when people get mad at someone for a stupid reason and refuged to forgive them!That annoyes me so much I hate it!
When happy people go up to yuo when yuo are in a bad mood and gives yu a hug!and I mean a very bad mood!BANG!POW!
Well that is all I can think of right now see you aound!JM :D :cool: ;)

Hondo333 12-06-03 04:57 AM

I HATE the fat kid from The Sandlot

jamesglewisf 12-07-03 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by 7thson
Smokers who wont use their ash tray in their car, but seem to think the world is their ash tray. Not bashing smokers,to each their own, just thoughtless ones.
People who throw their cigarette butts on the ground are just one step above people who throw their gum on the ground. Are there actually people who have never stepped on gum or witnessed someone stepping on gum? Do people who throw gum on the ground think that the gum on their shoe just grew out of the sidewalk? Idiots. The gum on your shoe used to be in some other idiots mouth. It is why people with half a brain wait another minute or two until they are near a trash receptacle, and then they spit out their gum.

GL2814 12-15-03 11:39 PM

Rudeness
Disrespect
People who can dish it out, but they can not take it.
People who think that they are exempt from the rule due to some stupid reason like their looks.
People who can not take "No" for an answer.
Lazy customers. They can not look for the price, and all they have to do is turn the item around and BAM!! there it is.

Knoxville 12-16-03 06:52 AM

I hate rude people
I hate two-faced people
I hate intellectual snobs

Caitlyn 01-23-08 01:46 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
People who type u instead of you ... and wat instead of what.

Monkeypunch 01-23-08 02:04 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
My boss making out with her boyfriend every morning at work, and having to pretend I don't notice it.

Caitlyn 01-23-08 02:16 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Monkeypunch (Post 408216)
My boss making out with her boyfriend every morning at work, and having to pretend I don't notice it.
I'd interrupt them.... :D

7thson 01-23-08 02:31 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Drivers who seem to think on a busy highway with many stoplights that weaving in and out of lanes trying to get a car length ahead is going to make a big difference on arrival time. Even moreso when above mentioned idiot does above mentioned annoyance without even signaling. My old trek to work was a 7 mile straightaway down a very busy local highway. I would see these jerks all the time and it never ceased to amaze me that I, in my slow right lane meanduring along, got to the same spot usually at the same time, sometimes I was even ahead of them without ever changing lanes once.

Oh yeah and if I see this eratic driving in conjuntion with a smoker tossing a butt out the window then it is on.:mad: :furious:


;)

voneil7 01-23-08 02:34 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
People who insist on going at least 10 under the speed limit, especially on highways. Not to mention, they are usually on their cell phone. If you can't drive and talk at the same time, perhaps you should pick one.

AS-1 01-23-08 03:27 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Pirate mouthed girls, they just don't know when to stop.

Caitlyn 01-23-08 03:37 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by AS-1 (Post 408247)
Pirate mouthed girls, they just don't know when to stop.

By pirate mouthed, I'm assuming you mean cursing like a sailor... and if so, what about guys? Does the same apply to them?

Just curious...

Sedai 01-23-08 03:41 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
I totally ****ing agree. ****, some ****face that always swears just irritates the **** outta me. ****ing Pirates.

Caitlyn 01-23-08 03:43 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Sedai (Post 408252)
I totally ****ing agree. ****, some ****face that always swears just irritates the **** outta me. ****ing Pirates.
:rotfl:

Sedai 01-23-08 03:58 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
I knew Caity would come a running once i started talking dirty! ;)

Misterking 01-23-08 04:09 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Caitlyn (Post 408249)
By pirate mouthed, I'm assuming you mean cursing like a sailor... and if so, what about guys? Does the same apply to them?

Just curious...
I was imagining women with malodorous, rotting gums who sneer and go "yeeargh" a lot, which is also very annoying by the way.

Sir Toose 01-23-08 04:17 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by AS-1 (Post 408247)
Pirate mouthed girls, they just don't know when to stop.
You mean the ones who, like, ask 'where's me rum laddie'?

I hate that too.

Iroquois 01-23-08 09:00 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Scratched DVD rentals. Nothing more irritating than a movie skipping/freezing/call it what you will when you're really getting into it.

Misterking 01-23-08 09:32 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
People who refuse to learn how to compose a proper email. And I don't mean misspellings, sloppy grammar or the aversion to the shift key. I'm talking about long, run-on paragraphs and subject lines like "um..." or "i dunno". I have a friend who's teetering dangerously close to making my junk mail folder.

I also hate when they foley kisses in movies.

nebbit 01-23-08 10:32 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Iroquois (Post 408353)
Scratched DVD rentals. Nothing more irritating than a movie skipping/freezing/call it what you will when you're really getting into it.
http://bestsmileys.com/signs1/17.gif

7thson 01-23-08 11:11 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Misterking (Post 408359)
People who refuse to learn how to compose a proper email. And I don't mean misspellings, sloppy grammar or the aversion to the shift key. I'm talking about long, run-on paragraphs and subject lines like "um..." or "i dunno". I have a friend who's teetering dangerously close to making my junk mail older.
um:
i am not sure what u are talking about because usually my emails to my friends and even my notso friends tends o be straight to the pint ans wth is a run-on paragraph cause well yeah i have no idea anyway whats up and what have you been upt o thesedays me well just hanging around the forums psting and studd oh have you seen the new movie 4leafcloverfield well i did and um well um um well um yeah it is good but it kinda reminds me of the blair withch thing years ago anyway good to yalk with u hope u write me back soon thanks umm yeah thanx

Lennon 01-23-08 11:15 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
I hate movies that unclude uneccesary characters

7thson 01-23-08 11:53 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
I hate palmetto bug flying all over the place.

http://www.dailyheights.com/image/pa...onpest.com.jpg

Mrs. Darcy 01-25-08 10:12 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
It annoys me to have to repeat myself.

People that walk into an ongoing conversation, hear a couple of words about something, then make wild assumptions about who or what we were talking about. Ex: talking about a friend who had an embarrassing incident, saying they were going to die (from the embarrassment), then the intruder, hearing only that part, comes into the conversation with, " Don's dying? How come I didn't hear about it? What's he got?" Annoying! :mad:

People that wait to get to the cash register before they start filling out the check they're going to pay with. Yeah, because I have nothing better to do than wait...:rolleyes:

Men that are dicks and women who are bitchy as a rule, and not as an exception. Puhleeze!

Caitlyn 01-25-08 10:32 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Mrs. Darcy (Post 408761)
People that wait to get to the cash register before they start filling out the check they're going to pay with. Yeah, because I have nothing better to do than wait...:rolleyes:

I can relate... I had thought people using Debit cards would help... but lately, I've had to wait behind someone trying to find their debit card... and of course, they didn't start looking until the cashier finished totaling up their purchase... :rolleyes:

Naisy 01-25-08 11:27 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
When people who go to the toilet leave either an empty roll or freaking one sheet of toilet paper on the holder without changing it. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG Atleast at my place the new rolls are within reach but most other places you look over at your toilet paper supply to find out its nonexistant too late. It should be a punishable by death by stoning

Tatanka 01-26-08 03:55 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
When tech-y things go kablooey on you. Like a remote control that decides to completely and utterly die for no good reason at all, for instance.

Or spending 30 minutes trying to fix it to no avail.

OR how about waiting on the phone for 39 minutes to inquire with a customer service specialist (the remote is paired with a particular company's digital service) and listening to "please wait while your call is answered in the order it is received" 38 times only to have a CSR disappear into telephonic oblivion after, "Hi my name is..." and a click.

OR...having to call and wait another 25 minutes to hear a CSR tell me that my remote was dead.

This post could also belong in the thread "How I Spent My Friday Night"

Slug 01-26-08 09:54 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Naisy (Post 408782)
When people who go to the toilet leave either an empty roll or freaking one sheet of toilet paper on the holder without changing it.
When this happens, reach for a washcloth.
Just remember to put it back the way you found it.

:)

Naisy 01-26-08 10:50 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
That is so gross its funny......

nebbit 01-27-08 03:02 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Naisy (Post 409078)
That is so gross its funny......
http://bestsmileys.com/signs1/17.gif ............................................. :laugh:

Caitlyn 01-28-08 01:45 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Getting a non-human ,when I call a business, that tells me which button to push to get "help" for various problems... non of which are what I am calling about....

Partimus 01-29-08 12:51 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
The idiots who think they need to pull to the extreme right side of the lane to make a left turn (you're not Mario Freakin' Andretti and this isn't the Indy 500!)

The Gnat 01-29-08 01:06 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Partimus (Post 409954)
The idiots who think they need to pull to the extreme right side of the lane to make a left turn (you're not Mario Freakin' Andretti and this isn't the Indy 500!)
Or the opposite, where there isn't an offical right hand lane, but there is lane where cars can park and there aren't any cars there, yet people insist on staying in the actual lane and make everyone else behind them come to a complete stop while they make a turn.

What most recently annoyed me is when people try to budge/cut into to turn lanes. My example of this goes as follows. I have been sitting in a line waiting to make a left had turn through one turn signal already. As I get up there to make a left hand turn there is a person who tries to cut in right in front of me from the right hand turn lane. I think to myself, "Hell no" and I step on it, which generally should mean that they drop in behind me, but instead they insist on staying right next to me as we make the left hand turn (fortunately for them it was two lanes otherwise they would have ended up in a ditch). I'm pissed off at this point, especially since I was the last car (along with them) to make it through the green light, so it isn't like I could have waited and still made it through. So I end up cutting them off twice while I am working my way back to my place. So that is one of the new things that pisses me off about drivers. At this intersection I have also seen several people make a right turn out of the left hand turn lane. Considering that there are only two lanes, a left hand turn lane and a right hand turn lane, I don't know how they manage to screw it up.

SouthernZombie 01-29-08 04:57 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
mopeds on the interstate

Caitlyn 01-29-08 06:45 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Spamming Zombies annoy me....

jrs 01-30-08 02:51 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Meatwadsprite

Iroquois 02-04-08 04:06 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Recently - the Sprite PSA they play before a movie at the theatres.

Monkeypunch 02-04-08 04:13 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
People who speak very loudly and curse a lot in casual conversation. It's just rude and unneccesary.

Iroquois 02-04-08 04:19 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Monkeypunch (Post 411457)
People who speak very loudly and curse a lot in casual conversation. It's just rude and unneccesary.
Like these guys?

http://www.booreview.com/images/the_...er_sobchak.jpg

Swedish Chef 02-04-08 04:20 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowln...SeanH_3195.jpg
Sean Hannity

Nothing has brought more pain to my ears than the vacuous nonsense that spews forth from Sean Hannity. I decided to use comic sans for this post soley because it is the jokiest font available to me. And I can not stress enough how much of a joke Hannity is.

Monkeypunch 02-04-08 04:22 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Iroquois (Post 411458)
Well, thats a very funny movie, but would you really want to know those people in real life?

I get tired of people cursing at me over tiny things like the price of coffee in my shop, is all.

Iroquois 02-04-08 04:32 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Monkeypunch (Post 411461)
Well, thats a very funny movie, but would you really want to know those people in real life?

I get tired of people cursing at me over tiny things like the price of coffee in my shop, is all.
Hehe, yeah, I know, I know. I'm not exactly fond of the unruly customers I get either.

jamaine12 02-04-08 07:01 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Those hot tempered person who doesn't know the difference of joke from serious matters.

7thson 02-05-08 11:58 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Blind "Clinton" lovers...
YAY go Hillary go.....................................:rolleyes:

7thson 02-06-08 12:29 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Monkeypunch (Post 411461)
I get tired of people cursing at me over tiny things like the price of coffee in my shop, is all.

Sorry Monkey but why the #$%^& is a little thing like a single expresso costing me more than 3 hours of work? Does Starbux think that forced steam into Juan Valdez's Donkey Arse picked beans is like Gold or "shudder" Oil (Which is per pound more coveted than Gold btw.:rolleyes: )

Sry , sry , sry

this really is not directed at you MP, but lordy I am at a lost here.


Go Hillary go...Ho

Ash_Lee 02-09-08 06:55 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
http://www.kleenkuip.com/images/blog_naggers.jpg

mc-yui 02-11-08 04:23 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
i hate people who are pretender's..
people who make out crazy things or stupidity just to have attention
*i hate politicians..

B-card 02-11-08 04:49 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
The fact that I can't change my shifts at work anymore :mad:.Curse you German's

kcurrin 02-12-08 06:49 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Ignorance.

Film Addict 02-24-08 05:17 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
People nodding off to sleep on the trains...thats pretty ok but their heads almost resting on you shoulders...thats NOT Ok. I hate it...like as if they're the most exhausted people on this earth. Feel like smacking their heads.

Caitlyn 02-24-08 01:38 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Film Addict (Post 416254)
People nodding off to sleep on the trains...thats pretty ok but their heads almost resting on you shoulders...thats NOT Ok. I hate it...like as if they're the most exhausted people on this earth. Feel like smacking their heads.

I fall asleep just about every time I ride the train home… and it is almost always from exhaustion because I've had to work overtime… but, I promise, if I ever find myself sitting next to you, I'll try not to fall over on your shoulder and drool on you…. However, if I were to ever accidentally do so, I would advise you not to smack me in the head… :p

Powdered Water 02-24-08 02:15 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Mrs. Darcy (Post 408761)

People that walk into an ongoing conversation, hear a couple of words about something, then make wild assumptions about who or what we were talking about. Ex: talking about a friend who had an embarrassing incident, saying they were going to die (from the embarrassment), then the intruder, hearing only that part, comes into the conversation with, " Don's dying? How come I didn't hear about it? What's he got?" Annoying! :mad:
:p Walter: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

kcurrin 02-25-08 05:16 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
I also hate it when people eat loudly, or have bad table manners. Any combination of the two.

eMilee 02-29-08 12:29 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
when my oldest friend opens a im convo with the buzz button every damm time and she does it to my boyfriend as well when they talk. she finally quit using the g*d*** and that got on my nerves too

Mrs. Darcy 03-13-08 01:42 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
When people say "Butt naked" instead of "Buck naked".

My students say 'chickmunk' instead of chipmunk. I've showed them the correct spelling, we've sounded it out, and still they say it! :mad:

Mrs. Darcy 03-13-08 09:21 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Witt's avatar annoys me with its incessant face punching... I can't even look at it, I have to scroll it out of view.

No offense Witt. Just being bitchy.

Iroquois 03-13-08 09:42 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Mrs. Darcy (Post 420291)
Witt's avatar annoys me with its incessant face punching... I can't even look at it, I have to scroll it out of view.

No offense Witt. Just being bitchy.
Not a fan of smirking revenge, eh?

On topic, I guess I annoy myself a fair bit these days...

Caitlyn 03-13-08 11:39 AM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Originally Posted by Mrs. Darcy (Post 420261)
When people say "Butt naked" instead of "Buck naked".

Wonder where the term "Buck naked" came from?



As to things that annoy me....


My Mum right now.... :p

Mrs. Darcy 03-13-08 08:11 PM

Re: Things that annoy you...
 
Jaywalkers! I'm notorious for jaywalking myself, but when I'm driving, jaywalkers annoy me.

n3wt 06-25-10 04:57 PM

Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
A thread to vent all those things that annoy you, big or small! No gripe too petty!!

The culture of the celebrity. I don't care about Jordan or Peter Andre or Peaches Geldoff or Amy Winehouse or any of the other desperate, vacuous, talentless idiots that our nation seems to obsess over.

Sauce packets in resturaunts what is the deal with them? They seem to have about as much sauce in them as a pin head. On the subject of Sauce what is it with sauce bottles in cafes etc the sauce looks like ketchup but it has had so much vinegar added it just tastes horrible!

People in supermarkets who give me horrible looks when I have my son stood in between my legs when im on the mobility scooters in the shop. Also in the shops when im in a wheelchair and have my daughter or son on my lap, I get looks as if im some kind of perv, this really pi$$es me off.

I hate people who speed passed schools full stop, but when I take my son to school or pick him up there is always some idiot who speeds passed the school grounds, I mean come on there are young kids coming and going from school.

Feel free to add your own gripes :)

Alan Wake 06-25-10 05:42 PM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Vuvuzelas.

http://www.doordebenen.nl/wp-content...2-1024x768.jpg

'nuff said.

christine 06-25-10 06:20 PM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Wimbledon annoys me.

Juno MacGuff 06-25-10 07:24 PM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Watching a movie that you get out from the library and you are almost finished that movie and then it freezes.

ChasingButterfly 06-25-10 07:59 PM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
People who moan about every tiny thing and act like they're getting it far worse than anyone else and don't appreciate how lucky they actually are.

mark f 06-25-10 08:20 PM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Ha!

n3wt 06-25-10 08:33 PM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
I hate lending a DVD to a friend and it comes back either scratched to hell and back or there are mighty finger prints all over it :nope:

rufnek 06-25-10 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by n3wt (Post 633079)
People in supermarkets who give me horrible looks when I have my son stood in between my legs when im on the mobility scooters in the shop. Also in the shops when im in a wheelchair and have my daughter or son on my lap, I get looks as if im some kind of perv, this really pi$$es me off.
What you should do is point to the person and say loudly to one of your kids, "Is that the weirdo over there? If he (she) ever tries to talk to you again, run and tell me!" :)

Two of the ladies I've been married to have physical handicaps that legitimately qualify them for their tags to park in handicap zones--what my current wife and I call the "crippled and crazy" parking after a passing nosy Rosie once demanded, "Are you qualified to park there?" "Damn right," I said with a glare, "she's crippled with arthritis and I get psychotic flashbacks to the war when I talk to a**holes like you!"

Although it doesn't happen often, for some reason having some buttinski jump me over handicap parking just really chaps me. And it doesn't much matter who or why. There was one night when I was still married to my ex-wife when we took the family and some friends from out of town to this particular restaurant. There was a vacant handicapped parking space by the door that I pulled into, just as another vehicle passed behind us and parked in a regular parking space a few feet away. My ex had polio when she was just a baby and so has worn leg braces all her life and walks with a pronounced limp, so naturally she doesn't move fast or far. So we're milling around getting everyone out of the car when a one-legged guy on crutches gets out of the passenger side of the other car and yells, "How many handicapped people do you have in that car?" And I yell back, "How many does it take, big mouth?"

That sorta startled everybody, but what the hell. My wife quaified for that parking space, we had the legal sign for the car, I got there first, and I wasn't about to beg that joker's pardon or explain things to him when he could get around enough to pick fights and she had trouble walking.

I've since come up with a less in-your-face response, but haven't had a chance to use it yet. But the next time someone asks if I'm legally parked in a handicapped zone, I plan to ask him, "Are you a cop or are you just being nosy?" :) Figure that should end the conversation right there.

Michael_10 06-26-10 12:52 AM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Charlize Theron still has no idea who I am?

http://www.candistar.com/wp-content/...ize-theron.jpg

Iroquois 06-26-10 12:54 AM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Threads full of pithy negativity.

WBadger 06-26-10 12:59 AM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
Predictable posts.

mark f 06-26-10 01:00 AM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
You go, Joker Jack! I know you laughed after you posted that.

Skipping back one post... Am I missing something? You mean the ones you don't start? Or it's OK in the Shoutbox?

Juno MacGuff 06-26-10 01:09 AM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
When at a theater someone who is constantly kicking the back of my chair.

Harry Lime 06-26-10 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by n3wt (Post 633079)
A thread to vent all those things that annoy you, big or small! No gripe too petty!!

The culture of the celebrity. I don't care about Jordan or Peter Andre or Peaches Geldoff or Amy Winehouse or any of the other desperate, vacuous, talentless idiots that our nation seems to obsess over.

Sauce packets in resturaunts what is the deal with them? They seem to have about as much sauce in them as a pin head. On the subject of Sauce what is it with sauce bottles in cafes etc the sauce looks like ketchup but it has had so much vinegar added it just tastes horrible!

People in supermarkets who give me horrible looks when I have my son stood in between my legs when im on the mobility scooters in the shop. Also in the shops when im in a wheelchair and have my daughter or son on my lap, I get looks as if im some kind of perv, this really pi$$es me off.

I hate people who speed passed schools full stop, but when I take my son to school or pick him up there is always some idiot who speeds passed the school grounds, I mean come on there are young kids coming and going from school.

Feel free to add your own gripes :)
All these things annoy me except the supermarket one because I haven't experienced that yet, although just hearing about people acting that way annoys me, so yeah, all of it.

Originally Posted by Alan Wake (Post 633083)
Vuvuzelas.
Even the name annoys me.

Originally Posted by christine (Post 633089)
Wimbledon annoys me.
Too much grass and Federer, very annoying.

Originally Posted by Juno MacGuff (Post 633093)
Watching a movie that you get out from the library and you are almost finished that movie and then it freezes.
Don't get me started on this one.

Originally Posted by ChasingButterfly (Post 633109)
People who moan about every tiny thing and act like they're getting it far worse than anyone else and don't appreciate how lucky they actually are.
It annoys me how little perspective people have.

Originally Posted by Iroquois (Post 633177)
Threads full of pithy negativity.
Negativity sucks.

Originally Posted by WBadger (Post 633178)
Predictable posts.
Agreed.

A lot of things seem to annoy me these days, and this surplus of annoyance I carry around with me gets heavier by the day. And dammit, you know what? That annoys me most of all.

Darkrose 06-26-10 01:45 AM

Re: Things that annoy you - the official thread
 
People who think they know everything about everything and then can't admit when they are wrong.

People who have some sort of an authority over you and are complete schmucks about it. You know like they don't answer you as soon as you as a question, instead they make you wait 30 seconds just to prove they don't have to answer to you as if you were a lesser being.

People who choose to be ignorant about things that really matter.


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