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Weasel 03-05-21 02:31 AM
Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
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Movies are back! Grab some popcorn and get ready to watch Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, the newest advertisement by Malcom D. Lee, director of such classics as Scary Movie V and Barbershop: The Next Cut. The product is set to come out July 16, on the 76th anniversary of the Trinity Test, the precursor to how we will all die! Don't let that get you down though, because July 16 is also national Corn Fritters day. I hate America, and I hate you!


Pictured: Don Cheadle presenting a fresh youngling to the Hollywood elite.

The movie stars LeBron James, Don Cheadle, Cedric Jones, my uncle Steve, and some other people I can't bother to look up the names of. The plot is simple: An A.I played by Don Cheadle sucks LeBron James and his son into the Warner 3000 entertainment "Server-verse", in order to steal his Instagram followers. You might think I'm joking, but I'm dead ****ing serious. As a matter of fact, characters from Wonder Woman, Mad Max, and some low-grade indie film called Casablaca are said to appear. Movies aren't theme park rides, Martin Scorsese is a hack, and cinema can do no wrong in the hands of these fine gentlemen.


"I hate the elderly" - LeBron James

That's enough of my cynicism, what do you think? Are you excited for Ready Player One? Will you buy all the Looney Tunes toys like the little piggy you are? Am I breaking multiple rules with this post? Who knows!

xSookieStackhouse 03-10-21 04:04 AM
Re: Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
original space jam is always the best to be honest

Dog Star Man 03-10-21 05:32 AM
I blame Lucas and Spielberg for getting the ball rolling on this ****... Prior to them cinema held some degree of respectability... after them that respectability seemed to be lost due incessant SFX as a means of driving an audience in, merchandising, product placement, rehashing of classics, and the birthing of films equivalent of "fart jokes," then rehashing those too. And if something is popular, (like say the comic book film), milk it. Milk it good! Quantity over quality. Oh, and Disney had a hand in this too, but I thought that went without saying. ;)

xSookieStackhouse 03-10-21 06:11 AM
Originally Posted by Dog Star Man (Post 2185397)
I blame Lucas and Spielberg for getting the ball rolling on this ****... Prior to them cinema held some degree of respectability... after them that respectability seemed to be lost due incessant SFX as a means of driving an audience in, merchandising, product placement, rehashing of classics, and the birthing of films equivalent of "fart jokes," then rehashing those too. And if something is popular, (like say the comic book film), milk it. Milk it good! Quantity over quality. Oh, and Disney had a hand in this too, but I thought that went without saying. ;)
i agree they should leave the original alone

beelzebubble 03-10-21 06:46 AM
Re: Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
To me, the most interesting thing about Space Jam 2 is that Warner cancelled Pepe Le Pew. I'll miss the little sexual harrasser.

In the scene that ended up on the cutting room floor, Pepe gets rejected with force and LeBron tells him he shouldn't put his hands on other toons without their permission.
What he should have said was, "Le skunk! Le pew!" and left it at that.

xSookieStackhouse 03-10-21 07:06 AM
Originally Posted by beelzebubble (Post 2185401)
To me, the most interesting thing about Space Jam 2 is that Warner cancelled Pepe Le Pew. I'll miss the little sexual harrasser.

In the scene that ended up on the cutting room floor, Pepe gets rejected with force and LeBron tells him he shouldn't put his hands on other toons without their permission.
What he should have said was, "Le skunk! Le pew!" and left it at that.
omg seriously i love pepe le pew he was one of my favorites on space jam

gbgoodies 03-11-21 01:47 AM
Originally Posted by beelzebubble (Post 2185401)
To me, the most interesting thing about Space Jam 2 is that Warner cancelled Pepe Le Pew. I'll miss the little sexual harrasser.

My eBay store completely sold out of Pepe Le Pew collectibles yesterday. I was wondering why Pepe Le Pew merchandise skyrocketed in price over the last few days.

Weasel 03-11-21 05:00 PM
Originally Posted by beelzebubble (Post 2185401)
To me, the most interesting thing about Space Jam 2 is that Warner cancelled Pepe Le Pew. I'll miss the little sexual harrasser.

In the scene that ended up on the cutting room floor, Pepe gets rejected with force and LeBron tells him he shouldn't put his hands on other toons without their permission.
What he should have said was, "Le skunk! Le pew!" and left it at that.
Nah I won't miss him, we shouldn't be teaching kids to sympathize with French people

xSookieStackhouse 04-01-21 07:36 PM
Re: Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
heres the teaser trailer of it . the full one is on saturdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuK2v3uI5oA

xSookieStackhouse 04-03-21 03:16 PM
Re: Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
full trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olXYZOsXw_o

MovieBuffering 04-05-21 12:16 AM
Originally Posted by xSookieStackhouse (Post 2192446)
full trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olXYZOsXw_o
Listen this isn't for me. Never been a LeBron dude and this looks like a mess to me. Loved the first one growing up on it and and playing basketball my whole life. I will forever think it was a missed opportunity that Blake Griffin wasn't the lead. That dude actually has real comedy chops. I hope he pursues stand up after his career.

TheUsualSuspect 04-05-21 12:42 AM
Re: Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
Soooo....Ready Player One.....


Weird to see rapist characters next to Scooby Doo characters.

xSookieStackhouse 04-05-21 01:15 AM
Originally Posted by MovieBuffering (Post 2192769)
Listen this isn't for me. Never been a LeBron dude and this looks like a mess to me. Loved the first one growing up on it and and playing basketball my whole life. I will forever think it was a missed opportunity that Blake Griffin wasn't the lead. That dude actually has real comedy chops. I hope he pursues stand up after his career.
i agree i always prefer original space jam with Michael jordan

Iroquois 04-05-21 04:35 AM
Originally Posted by TheUsualSuspect (Post 2192773)
Soooo....Ready Player One.....


Weird to see rapist characters next to Scooby Doo characters.
Especially after there was such a big deal about cutting Pepe Le Pew out of the film.

xSookieStackhouse 04-05-21 04:45 AM
Originally Posted by Iroquois (Post 2192808)
Especially after there was such a big deal about cutting Pepe Le Pew out of the film.
omg wait u serious i love pepe le pew his one of my favs:(

Nausicaä 04-05-21 10:07 AM
Re: Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
 
Where in the trailer is the Clockwork Orange part, can't see anything?

John Dumbear 04-05-21 02:18 PM
I haven't been this excited since Capt Crunch came out with "Oops! All Berries".

TheUsualSuspect 04-06-21 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Nausicaä (Post 2192832)
Where in the trailer is the Clockwork Orange part, can't see anything?

Towards the end, in the crowd behind the robot player. Mystery machine is right behind them.

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