An open incoherent rant letter to the morons who make phones
Ok, all youz @#$%tarded troglodyte dufuses in the mobile phone making bidness, listen up. I've had it with your preposterous dipstick nature.
1. Please stop making phones thinner. All you've done is make it impossibly hard to put in batteries that can really really last a long time and be economical.2. Samsung, stop with the unbelievably useless curved display edge. It makes your phone impossible to hold without triggering the cap-sensing. UGH. Seriously, how incredibly stupid can you be? I imagine a room full of your marketing grunts all twisting their fingers up their noses to the 2nd knuckle going "duh....this would look nice.....duh....make it.....duh...." 3. Apple, stop pretending that you're the "man of the people". You've got kids everywhere that lately seem to believe that they shouldn't have to pay for anything suddenly think that you're the exception. For Christ's sake, if you made a toilet, they'd stand in line overnight for version 1 of the iDumper. 4. While we're at it Apple, along with others you were so gung-ho on the formation of USB-C, and then decided to not use it for the iPhone line. Great. So everyone *still* has to have dual adapters for your @#$% vs. everything else that needs USB style connectivity. 5. I DON'T NEED ANY MORE FRIGGEN MEGAPIXELS ON MY PHONE. Good Grief, what next? 6. Samsung, you got rid of the notification LED just so you could be wall-to-wall screen like everyone else. What's wrong, you couldn't figure out a way to put it on the side or something? 7. Give me BACK MY @#$%ing REMOVABLE BATTERY! Your behavior over time has absolutely been a classic case of incremental stupidness. Were you all anencephalic babies? Did you grow up under power lines? Knock it off. PS. I'm not a wacko. |
Oh hell ya! MoFo needed a good rant!
Right now I'm syncing music onto my new moto z⁴. I swore I would get a Motorola after having an i-phone with the f@#king lightning port. |
What I'm dealing with now is that my iPhone keeps randomly getting stuck in headphone mode. Pia.
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You just need some fresh air.
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Originally Posted by tgm1024 (Post 2080022)
Ok, all youz @#$%tarded troglodyte dufuses in the mobile phone making bidness, listen up. I've had it with your preposterous dipstick nature.
7. Give me BACK MY @#$%ing REMOVABLE BATTERY! Your behavior over time has absolutely been a classic case of incremental stupidness. Were you all anencephalic babies? Did you grow up under power lines? Knock it off. PS. I'm not a wacko. I agree 100% about the removable battery. I can't see any advantage to the customer for the battery to not be removable. The only reason for this is to make the phone disposable if the battery fails after the warranty period. :furious: . |
Greatest. Rant. Ever.
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