Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
 

Sometimes you have make a statement with a heavy heart. As you might want to agree, as much as you might want to get along, sometimes you have to take a principled stand -- especially when the other party is in the film industry. Hear me out.

So what am I talking about? See the following link.

http://www.mariposakingstudios.com/

What is so objectionable?

1. They don't list their prices.

2. They claim to be a studio, but they're basically just a back lot.

3. They use butterflies in their bulletpoints, which I allege is a hate symbol.

4. The COO has a punchable face.

5. There is only one true MKS and that is Master King Sexington.

First thought: One did I do?

Second thought: This means war.

What's poppin?

I saw these people trying to steal your initials, so it was moral imperative.

My lawyers are drafting a cease and desist letter as we speak.

And here I thought the Lincoln MKS controversy was bad enough. I'm not a car!!! At least... Not anymore.

Re: Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
 

What if I told you that MKS...is the COO?


😲😲😲

He's not, but what if I told you he was? Bet you'd feel pretty bad, huh?

Truly the worst thing to involve the name Lincoln.

Two's responsible?!?

Almost as bad as when MKS referred to the Senegalese filmmakers as "poor creatures".

I assume they have a Strangers on a Train style arrangement.

Are we talking about me or Mario Kenneth Schwartz?

Re: Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
 

I was hoping for this to be an actual hate thread. Disappointed.

Give it time. Let me post anywhere long enough...

We've bordered on being enemies for a while. If it turns out that you like whipped cream on pie, that might seal the deal once and for all.

I don't like whipped cream at all. *drops mic*

I guess that settles all our differences then. I'll put away my battle axe.

"Hey! MKS! **** you!"


Happy?

Actually, since MKS and I just made up over our shared dislike of whipped cream in this thread, my disappointment on this not being a legit hate thread has already diminished.

And **** you too!


*gives stinkface*

Malignant Kink Stinkington

**** you back!

Also, I've never understood what a bunch of crumbs are doing inside a room.