Ruin classic film titles with a stupid pun
 

If they don't already have one.

The Green Giant Mile

Titanic

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Titanktic

The Elephant Man

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That Olyphant Man

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Sh*tty Sh*tty Bang Bang


Blade Runner

Giant Mile

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You're supposed to do a pun on the last title, plus post a new title for someone to work with.

Knife Blade Runner

Melancholia

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Mel-Corolla

Back To The Future

Back Stabber to the Future

Raiders of the Lost Ark

How is this a pun?

Raiders of the Lost Aaaaagh!
(a.k.a. Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

The Empire Strikes Back

Tank ships exist.

The Umpire Strikes Bat

Goldfinger

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Basic Extinct

Gorefinger


Platoon?

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Spittoon

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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Robin Hood: Prince of Burglars

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

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Nauseous in the Valley of the Wind

Spirited Away

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Spirited Away-kening

Take The Money And Run

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Take The Laxative And Run

The Eagle Has Landed

The Beagle Has Landed


The Battle Of Algiers

The Bottle Of Armagnac (aka. Hic!, 'Shcusse Moi)

The Maltese Falcon

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The Malteser Falcon (which of course makes no sense)

A Beautiful Mind

A beautiful Mine


Kramer vs Kramer?

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Trump vs. Trump


One FLU Over The Cuckold's Nest

Since you submit a title already change i'll give another one


Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory?

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Willy WonkyDonky and the Melted Poop Factory




Safety Last

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The Fashion of Joan of Arc

Gone With the Eww What's That Smell

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The BOD-father

Willy Wonka and the Hershey Chocolate Factory

The French Connection

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The French Confection
- a Parisian candy shop owner must contend with a new, American, fried chicken, fast-food restaurant right next to his shop, the new restaurant is called "Popeye" Doyle's.

That's hysterical.

All Quiet On The Western Front

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No Quiet On The Spaghetti Western Front

A nightmarish hybrid of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and Groundhog Day, set during the Civil War, in which Branston Bridge is repeatedly blown up only to reconstitute itself when the entire Union Army unit finds itself repeating the same day over and over again, and having to fight the same battles over and over again. :lol:

The Day of the Locust

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A Night of an Insect




Roundhay Garden Scene

Roundhay Crime Scene


A Clockwork Orange

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A Clockwork Orange-Man Bad!

- I'll let you guys fill in your own definition on this one! :D

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No.

Big and Little Wong Tin Bar

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Big and Little Wrongs in Bars

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

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The Amazing the Horrendous and the Beautiful


Fist of Fury

Fist of Furry
- An international martial artist and undercover cop infiltrates a cult society where adults dress up in plush, animal suits to investigate a string of gruesome murders. Starring Jackie Chan!


Next:
Back to the Future

Bark to the Future - Einstein can do that! (You can also embark on a time-trip, as a human) :D

Next:

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.


Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Spider-Man: Into the Slider-Verse
- Peter Parker overdoses on White Castle hamburgers!


Next:
Interview With The Vampire

Interview With The Umpire: A Naked Gun Story


Up next: Vertigo

Goethego - The German author's fear of heights gets in the way of him finishing his latest book.

On the Waterfront

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On the Waterbed. ;)



On the subject of my last one, I was hoping someone would say, Spider-Man: Into the SNYDER-Verse. Ew.


Legends of the Fall

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Legends of The Fall Guy

Lee Majors great grandson carries on the tradition of Hollywood stunt work while battling evil AIs who threaten to make his job obsolete.


Double Indemnity

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Double Yemeni
Those wacky pranksters Hanny and Bibi cause mayhem in the Middle East.


Strait-Jacket

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Transgender-Shirt


Half a Loaf of Kung Fu

Half a Loaf of Bread
Jackie Chan can’t resist those carbs.

The Goodbye Girl

The Good Bay Girl

Next:

The Man in the Iron Mask

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The Woman in The Steel Mask
Female fashion is getting out of hand.


The Ten Commandments

The Zen Commandments
- Siddhartha Gautama leads his people out of the bondage of earthly natures of mind, and spectacularly parts the Ganges!


Next:
It Came From Outer Space

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The Unspecified Thing Originated From Outside Earth


The same movie but with a lot of nerdy words.


Come drink with me

Come **** With Me

Next Film:
Five Easy Pieces

One Hard Slice


What idiot puts metal on their goshdarn pizza??


Next film:
The Chinese Connection

The Chinese Confection - Jackie Chan's choclatier makes the most delicious candy imaginable and tries to prevent the triads from stealing the recipe.

It's a Wonderful Life

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It's A Wonderful Lie


Life sucks until you fib.


Enter the Dragon

Enter the Flagon: A Viking struggles with alcoholism.

The Lady Vanishes

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Hell AIDin' V nishes

1492

1963: The Year We Made John Koncak

Touch of Evil

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The Hand That Breaks

Marmaduke

Shawarmaduke - An Armenian immigrant becomes the best chef of Middle Eastern cuisine in his neighborhood.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Raymond in the Lost Ark


Ray Ramone lost out to sea. Just might be the most peaceful day of his life.


Blood Fingers