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Inception

"A tale of Corporate Espionage"

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The Cabin In The Woods: They all die at the end

Cabaret


A trampy party girl ignores the Nazis and gets pregnant having affairs with two different guys.

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The Big Lebowski

Redecorating goes wrong.

Lord of the Rings

A piece of jewellery is located and smelted down

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Ex_Machina: A.I escapes its creator, and the first thing it does is kill.

All that Jazz

A movie director drink, drugs, and sexes himself to death.

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Society (1989)

Ultimately a comedy that punches up.

War of the Roses

When an enraged divorcing couple fail to destroy each other, their chandelier finishes the job.

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Jaws - Good

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Akira

Teenager has one hell of a growth spurt.

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They Live

No they don't.

Don Jon


Guy is in denial about addiction to porn

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Kingsman: The Secret Service

Independently-funded all-white organisation opposes successful black entrepreneur.

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Dr. Strangelove - An insane person brings on the end of the world.

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Goodfellas - A bunch of gangsters doing gangster sh_t

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The Blues Brothers

Two white men make thousands of dollars by covering songs by black musicians.

(what can I say, I think you've got to at least try to make your posts in this thread seem clever or else what's the point)

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Titanic


A big ship sinks and a girl in one forbidden relationship survives

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Se7en

World's worst unboxing video.

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The Sixth Sense

He's dead

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Wolf of Wall Street

Guide to doing business for dummies.

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Castaway
While stranded on an island, Tom Hanks falls in love with a volleyball. ( Audience falls asleep before he escapes.)

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Back To The Future:

Old guy kidnaps teen in time car on fire

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Vice

Fat Dick F*cks Everyone

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Mad max fury road

Road trip with babes

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Avengers Assemble

Avengers Assemble

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Predator

A long term steroid abuser detonates a nuke in the jungle.

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Lol!!!!!!

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Rocky

A street bum goes 12 rounds against the heavyweight champion and then screams out to his shy girlfriend who had just recently lost her shyness and her hat

T2

After spending several days in the 90s, an artificial intelligence from the future commits suicide.

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Up

Old guy finally gets it up.

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Phantom Thread

Mushroom samba

1) Batman Begins
Rich bloke gets to play with his expensive toys and defeats his mentor.

2) The Dark Knight
Rich bloke gets to play with his expensive toys and defeats a player who doesn't follow rules, while himself cheating. Rich guy retires.

3) The Dark Knight Rises
Rich bloke comes out of retirement to play with his expensive toys and defeats his mentor's daughter. Rich guy retires again.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Shy, awkward girl gets the handsome guy. I still don't know what Windex has to do with Greek ethnic culture.

Avengers Endgame

Heroes cheat and win after they lost

The Miracle Worker


The half blind leading the blind

Breakin (1984)
Golan/Globus cashing in on a dance trend...

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Poms

http://mastikahungama.com/wp-content...19/04/Poms.jpg

Ironing Movie :laugh:

Terms of Endearment



Woman dies thanks to smothering mother and cheating husband

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Pulp Fiction

Pawn shops are very dangerous.

Reservoir Dogs

Don’t even think about stiffing a waitress.

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The Thing

Animal rescue gone wrong

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Sleepless in Seattle

No, it’s not about wildfires.