Add "ING" to a movie title, what is it about now?
 

Simple game.

Add "ing" to the end of a movie title and tell us what it is about now.

Jurassic Parking - A T-Rex must learn how to parallel park or face extinction.

Schindler's Listing - Schindler is having trouble selling his new house.

Kill Billing - After receiving an outrageous bill for her internet, Sarah goes on a rampage.

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Crashing.

Uh, the same thing, I guess.

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The Graduateing.

A film about someone graduating from college without learning how to spell properly.

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Airing America - A documentary about US newscasters

The Hurting Locker - A cartoon about a school locker that gets bullied by other, bigger lockers.

Mad Maxing - Women compete to give the best gifts, maxing out every credit card they own.

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Monster's Balling

Chronicling the sexual antics of two rather hideous people that are grammatically challenged.

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Lilo & Stitching

Animated educational short on how to repair a damaged inflatable mattress.

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Ghosting - Patrick Swayze doesn't like to text girls.

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Gone With The Winding - about a Civil War era alarm clock that won't work anymore because it's spring became worn from being wound too much - the results of which alter the course of the war.

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Snow Whiting - Documentary that shows how Inuit Eskimos keep fish fresh on the frozen tundra!

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Citizen Kaneing - Documentary about Singapore's corporal punishment practices! ;)

Phantom Threading

A man unaware of his own demise continues to post at movie forums

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Jawsing- On a New England beach, a bunch of guys race against time to see who can get a big fish to shut the h**l up.

The Breakfast Clubing

Illiterate man prepares to have baby seal for his first meal of the day.

Midnight Expressing

Cricket can't fall asleep so he empties out his dog's anal sacs.

Beverly Hills Coping

Learning to deal with a bad facelift.

Blowing:leo:

Fight Clubbing: A group of very Conservative parents who hate night-clubs are about to have a wild ride.

Funny Gaming: A Twitch-gamer is home-invaded and tortured on one of his live-streams.

Ferris Beuller's Day Offing: An assassin for hire needs to fight for his life during a vacation.

Animal Housing: A lonely-old lady with dementia struggles to keep her animal shelter afloat.

Dunkirking

The studio system, finally has enough of Kirk Douglas, and stops hiring him for movies. But are they really done? What will Michael say?

:scream:

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Staring Wars - 9 movies all about people in staring contests.

:D

I thought this was the movie about William Shatner retiring from the Star Trek franchise! ;)

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Heating - Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro and Val Kilmer are HVAC specialists!

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Raiders of the Lost Arking

Electricians hunt for sparks that tend to hide so they can be alone

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The Right Stuffing - a family tries to come up with the perfect filler for their Thanksgiving turkey when they run out of breadcrumbs just minutes before their dysfunctional relatives arrive (hilarity ensues)!

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Clashing of the Titans

Titans fighting each other due to a bad family argument.

Greasing 2

50's teen kids greasing a hog for a contest.

Standing by Me

Bored Teens

Can't Buy Me Loving

Exactly what it says.. you can't afford her.

(sorry I used my letterboxd for titles)

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RoboCoping - Factory owner, Alex has to try to find a way to let all his employees know they're being fired and outsourced by automation. :(

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Starship Troopersing - a musical version of Heinlein's classic sci-fi novel.

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20000 Years In Sing Singing

Documentary in which Julie Andrews talks about her extraordinarily lengthy career in musicals.

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3-Ironing

A small Korean family laundry business struggles when a corporate rival opens up across the street.

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Blow Outing

Three men with a kilo of coke have the hedonistic day to end all hedonistic days.

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Cross of Ironing - A housewife is struggling with domestic chores.

The Bad Seeding - An incest story about a single father and daughter.

Markeding for Death - An illiterate salesman is trying to finish a deal with Death.

The Schooling of Rock - Former professional wrestler goes back to finish high school.

Qing - Historic epic of China's last imperial dynasty.

Little Missing Sunshine - A horror-drama about miss Little who has trouble coping with her being a vampire.

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Minority Reporting - A white guy constantly calling the cops on minorities in his neighbourhood.

Ironing Man

An ex junkie must work in a salvation army laundering room as community service for years of bad films.

Cocktailing

A private investigator follows around a rooster aboard a private boat.

Splashing

a mermaid discovers a new trick

The Thinging

Michael Tyson, a retired boxer, takes up singing from a vocal coach with hilarious results.

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Once Bitting

Unruly 2 years old who learns what it feels like when getting bitten.

Crimson Peaking

Do you really want me to explain? :lol: It could turn out disgusting nasty....

Sleepy Hollowing

A sleepy ghost goes digging up graves.

The Falling

Mountain climbers die in a horrible accident by falling.

Lighting Sleeper

A DP for a renowned director faces possible termination for loafing on the job.

Fathering Figures

male porcelain ornaments decide to have same sex parenting as their distraction from an inanimate shelf life

The Florida Projecting

The strange case of a state wide act of egotistic defense and blame shifting.

Okay, not strange at all.

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End Of Watching

Documentary short about a man powering down a dvd player and turning in for the night.

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Gunga Dining

Down-and-out Gunga wins the state lottery and treats everyone he knows to a meal out.

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High And Lowing

A group of cattle are fed skunk by mistake and hilarity ensues.

Platooning - Story of a highly successful NFL coach who refused to give his best running back the starting job because he prefers slow, plodding, bruisers that average 1.5 ypc and can pass protect over elusive, fast backs that average 6+ ypc and score. Ends up costing the coach his career. Based on a true story.
Shafting - political drama about voting in Florida.
Feasting - Full length feature about the life of Mr. Creosotehttps://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=h...lutton.jpg&f=1

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You guys (and gals) are hilarious! Every time I read a movie ' ing' here I' m bursting into laughing spells. I probably should give everyone here a written note of appreciation, but til then- a BIG thumbs- up to you all.

SNL has nuthin' on the bright and funny minds here on mofo.

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I'd watch the hell out of so many of these.

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House Of Waxing

Horror in which a disfigured beauty therapist recites poetry whilst systematically stripping all the flesh off her customers in order to try and cover her own blemishes.

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Jackie Browning

Dramatic short in which a stewardess gets a spray tan.

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Mooning

Sci-drama in which Sam Rockwell plays an astronaut on a 14-year solo mission to Saturn who relieves his boredom by baring his arse at the porthole window at every available opportunity.

Pitch Perfecting
Riotous comedy about a finishing school for hapless salesmen.


Pitch Perfecting 2
Downbeat drama about the trials and tribulations of a destitute former salesman now forced to live in a tent in a field.


Pitch Perfecting 3
Action thriller in which a former down-and-out salesman turned groundskeeper has less than 48 hours to get the local baseball field ready for a prestigious upcoming game.

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Mississippi Grinding is a drama film in which two mediocre gamblers finance a trip down the Mississippi river by stripping and giving lap dances on riverboats and various casinos.

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La La Landing is the short film of a pilot who just doesn't care.

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We Needing to Talking About Kevin is the debut film by writer/director Jar Jar Binks.

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Ricki And The Flashing
Bittersweet tale, told primarily via flashback, of the love one woman had for a fisherman who - no matter how hard he tried - simply could not stop whipping his tackle out at dinner parties.

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Fantastic Mr. Foxing
Fascinating documentary about the life and work of the world's leading paper restoration expert.

Billion Dollar Braining
Docudrama about the most expensive US lawsuit ever, brought by the loving family of a socialite who suffered permanent damage as the result of an attempted mugging.

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The Italian Jobing

"Silver Streaking"
A group of senior citizens rebel against poor housing treatment.

"Little Big Manning"
The story of Percy Manning, The slow little brother of the Manning quarterback family. Starting Rob Schneider.

Disorder In The Courting
Early Three Stooges short in which Curly and Moe do whatever it takes to scupper Larry's chances of romance.

Willing Penny
Erotic drama about a young woman who's lack of sexual inhibitions takes her to the very top of the adult movie industry.

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Sorority Rowing
Sorority known for parties and drinking tries to change its reputation by joining a paddling race.

The Lasting Shark
A B-tier Jaws rip-off about an immortal shark pestering a community over multiple generations.

Blinding Date
A romantic fantasy loosely based on a famous Finnish song "Päivänsäde ja menninkäinen" (where a goblin/leprechaun style creature falls in love with a ray of sun and is blinded by her radiant beauty).

The Parking Is Mine
An argument over a parking place escalates to violence.

The Training Robbers
A family western about a bunch of kids who want to be bank robbers.

Lawless Landing
An RAF pilot badly in need of coffee wakes up to find he is out of milk and nips to the local supermarket in his Harrier.

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The Lasting Seduction
She thought her husband would be a one-night stand, but he’s still around annoying her.

"The Thinging"

Spin-off of "Galaxy Quest", with Tony Shalhoub in the title role.

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Avengers Endgameing I guess it is about ending gaming now lol

Entering the Dragon.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna say it's Asian porn.


But yeah, it's totally Asian porn.

Blue Ruining - Beyonce and Jay Z's lack of a sex life explained in this investigative documentary.

To Killing a Mockingbird - A secretive songbird hating society meets bi-monthly to chronicle and ceremonially toast their latest kills.

The Wages of Fearing - Political documentary examining the dizzying ascendancy and monetization of fear mongering.

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Speeding - A prequel that explores the story of how Annie had her license suspended.

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Dressed to Killing - Enters the (literally) cutthroat world of the Cross-Dressing Serial Killer of the Year Contest!