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You know what you never wanted us to know....you know! ;)

Gulp! Hello, my name is TONGO and I call myself a movie buff, BUT..

I havent seen all the Connery Bond films. :eek:

I havent seen Its A Wonderful Life :eek::eek:

The only Hitchcock movie Ive ever seen is Psycho :facepalm:

Ive never seen Dr. Strangelove :bawling:

I can say no more, I must collect myself. Oh a burden has been lifted!! :)

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Great topic!

I'll need to think about it in the shower :)

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I haven't seen any of the Bond films either. Other big franchise films I never bothered to watch are Harry Potter, Fast and Furious, Lord of the Rings/Hobbits (with the exception of the first Rings film that put me to sleep)...

Neither have I.

You're not missing anything.

Watch Rear Window and North by Northwest.

You're really not missing anything.

I don't like the film Wall.E.

:tsk: Get out.

Actually, compared to my confessions, yours are but trifles. :(

I don't like Gone With the Wind.
I don't like Citizen Kane.
I don't like Marlon Brando.

There. Said.

Nooooo :scream:

:(

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I hate The Godfather, i hate Blade Runner, and i hate Taxi Driver.

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Oh yeah, I have a lot to make. First of all, my posts are all fake and awkwardly contrived, just so I can get internet points. I'm actually completely PC, while being racist and sexist. Huge contradiction I know, but that's who I really am. I hate Bernie the socialist and love Trump the victor. I don't like any films made before 1985 and don't have Emma Watson in it.

I have to confess I didn't even know this was a person - I've always assumed it was some sort of tv listings magazine :(

K, I'll just assume that you're another person who hasn't seen HP yet. ;)

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Harry Potter bores the hell out of me and Emma Watson had a horrible American accent in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, which was another **** movie.

Wot u on about - I see it every day on me egg n chips :eek:

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I dont like Dr Strangelove and dont understand why it gets so much appraisal.

Skeletons are just falling out of the closet in all directions. What have you started Tongo? :eek:

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I honestly don't think I have anything to confess that I haven't already let you guys know over the years. :D

Sotheby's appraised Dr. Strangelove for a starting bid of $1.2-million and it is expected to go somewhere in the low fours, nearly six-times Lolita's purse at Christie's last year.

I'm shocked.

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Is that how you lost the eye?

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Oh the absolute anarchy.

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Well I might as well say it...

I like Alien vs. Predator and I think A Clockwork Orange is severely overrated, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

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I don't know who Kenny G is. I still have zero appreciation of who he is even after reading his wiki page.

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I don't get why a lot of people love Fargo.

I think The Lion King is overrated.

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I was born in 1982, and have never liked a band or artist who started after I was born. And only a few movies..

I also have never saw a Bond movie, Superhero stuff, don't plan on it... I also don't care for sci-fi, mysteries, capers, shooting scenes, car chases, long love scenes, sensationalism.

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Although most stand up comedians cite Richard Pryor as their biggest influence, I believe Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Eddie Murphy are far more superior stand up comedians than Pryor.

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I binge eat. But I don't purge. :(

Richard Pryor is very like-able, but out of that group, I like Chappelle the most. Saw him twice, met him after the show once.

My favorite "comedians" are Mort Sahl, Bill Hicks, George Carlin.

I love Richard Pryor! But unlike most of his fans, I like him more in movies than in stand-up. I just find those other guys funnier at the mic than him.

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I'm so annoyed by people staring at their phones constantly.. Especially while driving! I fear society is already zombie-like, and it's not just the US... Nobody here of course :)

I'm real annoyed with laziness... People (no one here) seem to want to have success without putting any work.

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I haven't seen Blade Runner - and doubt I'll like it if I ever do - but I hate the other two as well.

hmm...just have to say that you're looking at Richard Pryor's comedy decades after it was made. When I first saw him (actually correction I first heard him on vinyl, I didn't see him till years after) back in the mid 70s he was revolutionary. I'd never heard anything in the UK like him. We used to play that LP to everyone who came round our house, he was so damn funny. Irreplaceable guy.

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I think a couple of Pryor's specials are on Netflix. I should check him out. I have never seen any of his stuff.

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I genuinely enjoy more films by Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich each (2 a piece) then Quentin Tarantino.

Come on Slinger. You are one of my faves, don't ruin it. :D

Ok, and to an extent I can agree, but who's to say that because of your fond memories you're not just being nostalgic about him, and that's going to put you on bias, as is my for my preference of comedians I grew up with. And sure he was revolutionary and helped create a groundwork for stand-up but I personally think a guy like Lenny Bruce did more for Stand-up, and was a big influence on Pryor. Lenny Bruce even had multiple arrests for obscenity during his shows, and was just a class act in general;).

However I believe George Carlin to have made the greatest overall contribution to stand-up though, his body of work is immaculate. One of my favourite comedians of all time though is this gentleman.

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Mitch Hedburg is one of my favorites. True original. That's what I miss. Originality..

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The biggest confession yet

I will double down.

Michael Bay movies I genuinely like (Bad Boys I & II don't count, they are guilty pleasures)

The Rock
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi


Emmerich

Independence Day
Universal Soldier


QT (and I don't mean my favorite gas station chain)

4 Rooms was kinda good. But the last segment was dull

OH NO!!! :facepalm: HE DOUBLED DOWN!!!! :eek: OH THE HUMANITY!!! :bawling:

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I have a Bay related confession. I genuinely enjoyed the first Transformers flick. My seven year old still throws it on and I like the humor in it. The other two I have seen are the absolute worst but I like that first one.

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I'm tired of big summer blockbuster movies. Especially the superhero action films. Iron Man made me lose interest after "Iron Man 2" and there are a bunch of "Avengers" type movies that I have not seen and more and more just keep coming out.

I wish movies were good again. And I wish people didn't treat TV shows, especially the hour long drama things, as the "new" and better thing to pay attention to.

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I'm secretly a human.

There are plenty of great movies to alleviate blockbuster fatigue. You might have to watch some movies to find them though.

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I wish we were living in the very early 1970's and had a lot to look forward to. Maybe even the '60s. Let's all erase our memories and time travel to the past.

Actually... no. Let's not. There's no Jake Gyllenhaal there. Unless we bring him.

You see Demolition yet? I'm very interested but the reviews are awful.

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Ok talking with Sean about Bay and I guess I must confess my Michael Bay SHAME!

I liked Transformers 1. Genuinely, I think it was Bays best film.

I thought Pain n Gain was watchable. The Rock was funny, and the story was jawdropping. How STUPID those criminals were....really jawdropping.

Im gonna IMDb and make sure theres not another Bay film I somewhat liked.....Whew! Nope thats it. :)

I like Batman Forever more than any Batman films except 1989, Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.

I really like the first two Scary Movies.

Rear Window is one of my least favourite Hitchcocks.

I haven't found anything i've seen from DePalma above average yet. And Scarface is one of my least favourite 80's films.

Probably add a lot more later those were just a few that came to mind.

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No but I will eventually.

IMO the first and third Transformers are great but the second is a mess. Not seen the fourth but it didn't look too good from the trailers.

I liked Scarface but its not even watchable now. Do you know why? The music! OMG! The worst early 80s techpop sound you could ever imagine! Worse than the chainsaw scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEWpCBe0s1o

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Yeah, the music and the acting... and everything else about it :p

I was going to say you were wrong and that was awesome, but then the singing started. It's like it quickly became a parody of itself.

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That scene is so horrible :facepalm:

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I also don't get why people love Boogie Nights so much, I thought it was rather boring.

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No Country for Old Men is the worst film ever made.

I liked it, but I agree its overrated. The music was the bomb, and PTA completely captured the "feel" of the times. He should have directed the Studio 54 movie.

I've only seen some of it, never finished it.

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I enjoyed No Country for Old Men but not as much as, let alone more than, Fargo.

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Okay, switching serious-mode back on, I can confess the following...

I don't like The Third Man, but I don't hate it either. First watch left me thinking mediocre or a little bit above.

Same goes for The Citizen Kane... and many other Orson Welles features. He has yet to surprise me.

Also, Ford films... Don't really like The Searches nor Liberty Valance. They are okay I guess.

The first Star Wars is not that great and neither is the newest one. Both are fairly good I guess.

Bad Boys II, Crank and White Chicks are all better films than ALL those above.

Now, go ahead. Shoot me. :)

Rep for bravery!

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I had a weird phase in my life when I actually LOVED Princess Diaries 2. I had these weird fantasies in my head, it's hard to explain.

Again, rep for bravery.

I was with you or at least sympathetic till you said that, and you just went too far. :laugh:

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MM you disappoint me in not liking The Third Man :(

Okay, better is perhaps far fetched and unclear. Many of those classics are admittedly better crafted. But I don't like them nearly as much as I like those stated last in the post... So yeah :shrug:

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I don't get the love for Tolkein's books. I've tried to read them but they're really boring

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I agree. I like his imagination and inventiveness, but he can use 10 pages discussing a leaf on a branch. That's a little overkill... He's like the author-version of Terrence Malick...

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The Hobbit was great, but I agree his other stuff dragged.

I hate It's a Wonderful Life

I hate westerns (loved Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid though, which I just saw for the first time a couple of days ago

I hate foreign films (hate subtitles, don't like reading at the movies)

I think The Band Wagon is better than Singin in the Rain

I hated Annie Hall and can't believe it won the Oscar for Best Picture of 1977

I was bored to death by 2001: A Space Odyssey and Dances with Wolves

I have never seen Citizen Kane, On the Waterfront, Lawrence of Arabia, or A Man for all Seasons

I agree wholeheartedly on 2001 and foreign films.

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Some of you are coming forth with some gooduns'. I must dig deeper.......

I think Johnny Depps overrated. Hes good, but hes no Leonardo Dicaprio.

I think Tombstone ROCKED! Val Kilmers Holiday was his best performance along with Jim Morrison.

I like pro-wrestling, when its good! I dont like sports entertainment. Dont try to make athletes act. Only a handful can, thats what managers were for!!! gah!

I like Jennifer Lawrence, great energy. Best actress? My balls. Way overrated.

Never liked Julianne Moore. I dont know why. Shes a strong actress, but meh.

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Jennifer Lawrence? Overrated my ass.

Gideons Newman thread just reminded me of two.

I like The Colour of Money more than The Hustler. I aslo don't like Cool Hand Luke much.

Please try.

I don't like No Country at all; it is actually my second least favourite Coen movie out of the twelve i've seen only like The Ladykillers less. Love Fargo though.

I pictured a Heavenly Creatures scenario.

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I have a soft spot for cat videos. Does that count? Seriously, some of you scare me. :D

Oh, and it's worth repeating: I hate Gladiator and Russell Crowe. But even so, it won't stop me from seeing The Nice Guys.

It's two and a half hours of endless good music with a few fake penises thrown in, worn by Marky Mark Wahlberg. Boring? Yes. But it aims to please.

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Fargo is my favorite of theirs for sure. Definitely a five-star movie in my honest opinion.

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The Big Lebowski is my favourite of theirs. Fargo is up there though.

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No Country and Fargo are my 2 favs.

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I have passes to go see Civil War next week, before it comes out in theaters. That's my confession. I really wanted to gloat about it.

:laugh:

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I need to see that again, I think. It's been about eleven or twelve years.

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I'm sure a lot of you know this, but I put Ed Wood's most infamous film, Plan 9 From Outer Space, on my Top 50 list last year. I still love it. Also, I think Sharkando is a better film than The Departed and Back to the Future 2.

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Disliking Ed Wood or The Room is an unpopular opinion now.

On Youtube's film community, maybe, but other places I don't think so- yet.

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Punch me too JJ. :)

OMG! Are you trying to cause a stroke?! Thats just not possible! You lie Gatsby, you lie! :nope:

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Let's see...I hated: The Big Lebowski, Inglorious Bastards.

I don't like modern Hollywood CG block buster crap. I don't like superhero films.

I haven't seen any of the last Star War films. Didn't like The Grand Budapest Hotel.....

And I hated the zither music in The Third Man (but liked the film)

Oh and I'm also a fan of Ed Wood, the director.

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You know maybe Ed Wood would have been a successful film maker in the 21st century. I mean, he was better than Gregg Araki.

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I have never seen an actual Ed Wood movie.

That's a confession I can live with.

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Ed had a vision for his films, but he also had low production values.

I've seen just about all the mainstream films he made. The first ones had ground breaking ideas. Latter on he just started churning out no brainers.

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I'm struggling to come up with anything I haven't already confessed, so here are some I've already said elsewhere on the forum.

I hate every Stanley Kubrick film I've seen.
I hate every Paul Thomas Anderson film I've seen, except Inherent Vice.
I hate every Wes Anderson film I've seen.
I hated The Godfather, Taxi Driver, and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
I hate The Lion King.
I'm a Pixar fangirl, but am not a Toy Story fan.
I hate Black Swan, The Wrestler, and No Country for Old Men.
I think Citizen Kane is boring, but I don't hate it.

I may list more later.

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Yeah I think Wes Andersons the drizzlin' sh!ts

Lynch, Cronenburg, and Terrence Malick are overrated as it gets.