The MoFo Beard Club
 

MoFoGirls have their own threads if they want them, for instance that totally sexist Men Of Our Dreams Thread... some MoFoGirls might even be able to take part in this thread...


The MoFo Beard Club... post your Super-Beards... or have a diary of your Super-Beard in progress in this thread...


Goatee, Van Dyke, Fu-Man-Chu, Dutch or Full Beard... this is the MoMale Thread for the Manliest of Manly stuff... the Beard.


This is my current one... just posted in Personal Pictures... "Full Beard"... 10 weeks old...


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...ps4pr2loc0.jpg

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Addition... to be a member of the MoFo Beard Club, you must rep every single genuine picture a MoFo posts of his, or her, Beard.

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Well take my old driving license pic that I posted, I had a 4 incher at least!;) (I shave these days)

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I've added my "weeks old" rate to it... 10 weeks... and Slob, you need to get growing to be part of the MoBeard Club.

Can you take a better picture and not squint your eye? I'm not sure I'm liking what I'm seeing. Take your glasses off. You'll look better without them.

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Does it have to be on the face?

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I think in terms of MoFo's PG rating, it probably has to be.

Good, I didn't feel like shoving a camera up my ass anyway.

I'll do it.

It might end up like Fantastic Voyage

My son and I, if you were not sure I am the one in the green shirt ;):

http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1436401595

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I thought this was going to be SC looking for a 'girlfriend' for a social event. :D

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9 days later...


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...psdsqlsxa3.jpg

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Yeah............. hmmmmmmm.

Hmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmm.

You know, I like it. I really do. But there's something about it.

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I'm going shopping later. I might get some razors and do myself a Van Dyke.

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No beard here, just a giant mustache

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Pictures please... or it didn't happen :D

too much neck beard for my taste

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I'll post a mustache picture in another month or so, once I complete my look.
Unfortunately after 6 months it seems I cannot grow a unibrow.

Here is an old picture of me with a beard

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...Sean-Beard.jpg

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Slashed it back to a skinny Van Dyke. This pic doesn't do much justice, I have a tan line where the beard used to be :D :D


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6noht8yd.jpg

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http://i62.tinypic.com/5po61h.jpg

I ALWAYS have facial hair! Can't look at myself without it!

I always have a beard (above pic from last week in Hawaii). I have since about 1999, anyway. I keep it trimmed and don't let it get too unruly, but I haven't completely shaved my face in about fifteen years. Nor do I plan to. Lice or chemo are about the only things that are gonna force me to get rid of it. So far, so good.

Do not even joke about that here... this place is cursed.

This is more presentable... but I must say, I think I personally prefer the full beard look you had before.

I don't know. You looked scarier in the other picture and scary to me can be hot.

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My beard looks ginger in that pic for some reason :(

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do you have an astigmatism or something?
Glasses are so 20th century

It does look reddish. Oh, well. Don't be sad.

Glasses are sexy. Don't you be knocking glasses. At least he doesn't have those stupid hipsterish glasses I see a lot of guys wearing nowadays.

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I can't wear contacts... I had some made once and my eyes reacted to them so bad that the optician had to use clamps to open my eyes so he could get the lenses out.
My eyes looked like a pornstar's ass.

You say the oddest things these days. It's time to start recording these for a book. The other day, he said The Lost Boys was "pure '80s sex."

Mine is usually trimmed to within an inch of its life.

http://i.imgur.com/7hw9Fj7.jpg?1

Been thinking about getting rid of it entirely because every bugger's got one nowadays. :p

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I still think you look like that TV chef bloke.

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You look like you need a thicker beard. Tacitus.

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Tatty > Galton Blackiston
http://f1.fsm.wikidi.com/af/aa/dc/1f...7c42f76895.jpg

I was actually referring to lasik surgery

This guy needs to get rid of his facial hair. All of it. Too young looking and the beard looks like a fake beard. He looks like he's in disguise. I am reminded of drag kings.

It's actually pretty thick, just silvery grey at the bottom and sides. HP's will look like that in a few years.

Once he gets to my age...

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It's Amblyopia. Lazy Eye.


It's to do with the signals sent from the eye to the brain. There's something wrong with the optic nerve and something inside the brain too.
Laser surgery would make no difference.

Skinny bugger. Too much hair. :p

This isn't bad. Your femininity comes through, though, so you're not my type. This isn't bad, but I think you excel more in femininity than masculinity, hence why I thought your picture of yourself in drag was amazing.

This guy's cute and I can see the Tacitus in him, but ol' Tac is looking a little rough these days.

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SC if he grew a beard http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...ylor-Vince.jpg

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I thought Tacitus looked like Rik Mayall, and that chef guy does, too. At least to me.

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I'm in that difficult middle period between young and distinguished. Give me another 20 years...

I have to dye my mustache. It's been gray since the day I could grow it.
The rest of my facial hair is normal color.

Yeah I've always been more pretty than rugged.

The one thing that keeps me feeling young is I haven't gone gray yet really anywhere. That's one nightmarish threshold I haven't crossed yet........

I feel old and fat but one day I am going to be young and beautiful again!

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I'm only grey in beardy regions but being blond it's not hugely noticeable. I've got a friend who's been dyeing his hair since he was 16 - Fine (and probably necessary due to the abuse he'd have got at school) at the time but these days it gives him the air of an ageing chat show host who's contract is up for renewal.

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I'm totally the opposite of vain.


I wanted to go bald as I hate my hair and I'm looking forward to more grey coming through in the beard. I've already got a grey stripe in the middle of my chin and it's getting bigger.
I'm loving it.

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Ahahah! I usually don't have it this long, only when I am passing through busy times, but I can't stand not having facial hair at all! I look like I'm 7 without it.

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Gotta keep it short-- too much grey these days :o
http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/a...psvmrcdjd1.jpg

I always keep a little bit of facial hair because I look dumb if I'm completely shaved. That being said, to call it a beard would be an overstatement.

It's more like the '7 year old arab kid' look, but that would be slightly racist...

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I haven't shaved off my beard since 1983, but I do keep it shorter than it once was.

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My beard has become a part of my face. I don't know what I'd do without it.

That's the year I was born

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Looks ok now I've let it grow in for a few days...


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...psyzp9alcj.jpg

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I guess I'll have to get an updated beardograph (that's a photograph of a beard!) sometime soon so I can join.

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I've just gone goatee (although I'm thinking of turning it into an Imperial). Does this mean I get a reduction in my fees?

https://ramblingsfromreceptionshire....pictures-9.jpg



You going with Napoleon III Imperial?


This pic is a bit off as it has Goatee w/Tash labelled as a Van Dyke.
Van Dyke is similar, but has a break in the hair at the sides of the mouth.

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Probably more Frank Zappa. ;)

I'll need to grow it out a bit first, though. Watch this space!

EDIT - I might even go with a 'tasche. My dad, for years, looked like Peter Wyngarde from Department S. It's the only thing about him I aspired to...

This one's a bit better, it has proper names for certain goatee types.


http://www.latestmensstyle.com/wp-co...er-Picture.jpg

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Van Dyke is coming along nicely. Had another close-shave earlier to define the lines... looking good now it's filled out another week.


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...pszftj8nbp.jpg

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Another week in... looking good.


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...ps3sfsimyl.jpg

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The only facial I ever had was Dirty Sanchez!

:bored:

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That's just way too kinky.

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That's for all the people complaining I haven't been kinky enough lately!

I have seen a picture of you with some facial hair... I think you have a hard time growing it.. since you are still so young looking.

Beardy beard.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...pss637fpoj.jpg

Well, hello sexy.

Hello, Bigfoot.

Yeah, the problem is only with facial hair, though.

http://www.wtfgamersonly.com/wp-cont...hat-i-mean.png

http://www.auburn.edu/academic/educa...ls/caveman.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/cee745e41...sxjlo1_500.gif

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I don't like beards.

Hey, I'm not that stupid! That's a Z!

http://www.womanaroundtown.com/wp-co...er-520x345.jpg

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If I would grow one I would have a nice gray beard.


However in my guise as a woman, I would not be able to do it.


Oh, well!

Just took this one in my office, to show the current state of my beardiness. I'm starting to get plenty of white in my beard, and I like it!

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I shaved. I'm gonna have to unsubscribe from this thread ... for a week or so.

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Been two weeks since I last updated. Took all my hair off, had another clean shave and left the Van Dyke behind.
Looking better now it's longer. Got some real grey in the middle now, the pic looks like the hair is thinner in the centre of my chin (under the soul-patch), but it's white hair.


http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/...psrwerpuly.jpg

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I'm back to Billy Peterson in Manhunter levels of stubble. It's staying like that until the winter. ;)

http://www.latestmensstyle.com/wp-co...er-Picture.jpg

I prefer the first two. You know how we always have our favorite likes about the opposite sex, what attracts us the most, etc . . . I have always preferred three specific things. First, big strong hands, but clean, and no nail biting. I hate how that looks. Then, facial and chest hair. I loooove when a man has both.

Oddly enough, I've dated a huge variety of men. From 5'5", to 6'7". Over weight, skinny, to body builder. Short hair, long hair, or no hair. Pale, tan . . . black. Nine years younger, to fifteen years older. Business looking, hood, prep, etc . . .

You want something to hold on to?

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Damn, Destiny is a playaaa :cool:

Oops, I hit rep instead of quote. Silly iPad!

Anyway, no. It's moreso for running your fingers through. Holding on to? That's what their strong hands are for.

Some old photo of me with some beard I grew at most half of an inch of beard before I cut it out, I have a severe acne problem so that I cannot grow much beard as it makes my skin even more oily than it is.

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/q...ps7txjzwlm.jpg

Indeed Foster is the prettiest boy in here. Though I wouldn't say it's feminine, it's like Leonardo DiCaprio when he was young.

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I must admit, Guap, you are nothing like what I pictured. I don't notice even a bit of acne, either. You're a cute kid. You're just a pain in the butt, when it comes to Anime. ;) I'm just messin' with ya! My daughter is a true Anime fan, too. I'll show you some of her work sometime soon. It's freakin' professional looking.

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That photo is several years old though. Now I don't look that much like a kid anymore.

Also, I wasn't interested in animation at the time of that picture.

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looking good guap

Couple more weeks growth... I only just got up as well...


Still looking a bit rough, been sick all weekend with flu.

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I only shaved once this year, and won't shave as we are headed for cold weather... I'll take a pic 5 months from now :)

http://i.imgur.com/inWPT7K.jpg?1

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How do you guys do it with women? Doesn't it tickle them?

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The right women like it.

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I have no reason to shave. If some girl doesn't like it, it's her problem....

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I miss my beardy beard. :(

I didn't know you shaved. Why did you? How long will it take to grow back?