We're Sorry You Lost Your Finger, Powdered Water!
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http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431214789 In case you hadn't heard, Powdered Water mentioned in the Shoutbox today that he lost his index finger on his left hand yesterday somehow.
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
Yeah. I lost most or possibly all of my left index finger. Doing ok. I decided it was much more pratical to adapt to life without it rather than to constantly live with aches and weird sensations from a half dead finger.
Crazy. A day of firsts yesterday. First accident. First surgery. First real injury of any kind. Hopefully I can go another 43 years before I lose another finger. So I decided to make a "We're Sorry You Lost Your Finger" thread for Powdered Water. WE'RE SORRY YOU LOST YOUR FINGER, POWDERED WATER! http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431214904 http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431214914 http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431214918 Here's to a pleasant and stress free life without your index finger! All the best! |
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I know I shouldn't say this, but this is probably the funniest thread Sexy has ever posted.:laugh:
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Powdered Water I am sorry about your finger. Hope you are well.
Sexy this thread is SO messed up but really really funny. But also sad. |
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Well, I just think that I personally would take something like this very hard... so, I thought it was worth making a thread about it. And one by The Thread Master himself.
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Sorry to hear PW. Sounds brutal.
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Do you think this counts as Sexy Curse material? I think it probably does.
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RIP finger.
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It's not a sexy curse. You had nothing to do with this.
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Dismemberment =/= Sexy Curse
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i was sitting here trying come up with things to say...
I have nothing. This thread just has a totally weird vibe, I have no idea what kind of emotion to pull forward... Guess all of them would be appropiate then... I'm so sorry about your accident, Powdered Water. I laughed a little at this thread. But it's a Sexy thread, so it is a little stupid. I promise to only laugh and point fingers at SC though. Wait that's messed up. Have a great day. As great as it can be. No, that's depressing, just smile! Happy jaay! I'm jealous. No wait, what? I'm angry that you lost your finger! Furious. No. In fact I'm puzzled over it, worried, scared, anxious, afraid, depressed, happy, annoyed, I'm really, ehm... can't really put my finger on that last thing. Oh yes, that's right, TIRED! And therefore I become weird and let my mind run loose. Lastly, I think I better be a little more sorry. Sorry. Okay, I think I better leave now. Bye. |
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Sorry to hear about your accident Powered Water.
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I love you Sexy. Truly. I'll give all the gory details when i can type a little better. I actually laughed so hard I just tried to point at the screen and show my wife something and it kinda hurt. That bowl of fingers is funnier than sh*t. :yup:
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Sorry about the loss of a finger, PW. You're taking it better than I would. I think we're all interested in how it happened, so yeah, when you feel up to it, please give us the details. :)
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Do we get to call you Powder Finger now? Or will you threaten to smash all our heads in and get then arrested after taking down a whole troop of cops.
(Old MoFos will know what I'm on about) |
Originally Posted by The Rodent (Post 1306162)
Do we get to call you Powder Finger now? Or will you threaten to smash all our heads in and get then arrested after taking down a whole troop of cops.
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I may need to get a metal plate installed in my head first.
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Rodent just won the internet today :up:
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Shelter me from the powder and the finger Cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger Think of me as one you'd never figured Would fade away so young With so much left undone Remember me to my love, I know I'll miss her. -Neil Young |
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Yeah, so don't have surgery if you can avoid it. 4 days of fever and a really nasty cold/flu like bug of some kind later and now I finally feel human again.
So what had happened was, I was trying to throw out a battery powered lawnmower that I couldn't get to work. Well, apparently it worked just fine. It had sat for well over a year and I had no way to charge it. I got it into my truck just fine but when I tried to unload it... Bam! It started up with left hand under it and I came a split second away from losing my whole hand. I mean this thing fired up full blast! It waz the craziest thing thats ever happened to me. Never had an accident. Only broken one bone. Just a very safe person for the most part. Its the cosmic lottery coming home I guess. To say I got lucky is really quite true. Wow. |
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Pleased to hear you've not needed surgery and you're on the mend, PW. :up: United doing their best to cheer you up, too. :cool:
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Geez, that's nuts. Did it come on because you pushed the button when it should have been uncharged, or did it come on randomly?
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And I went ahead and had that plate installed in me head too. I mean, why not?
"You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so." |
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It's coming for you, Powdered Water. It wants the rest of that hand! It belongs to the lawnmower! I'll have to start calling you The Lawnmower Man. http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431878268 |
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PW, you have to get that as an avi... it's required.
Glad it's turned out better than it could have been though. |
Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 1312697)
Geez, that's nuts. Did it come on because you pushed the button when it should have been uncharged, or did it come on randomly?
Honestly not sure. I assume I hit the button but just can't be sure. The stupid thing was all folded together and stuff to, so I would have thought that maybe some kind of safety would be involved when its in storage mode so you don't like trip on it or something and the damn thing starts up. I must say though, now that my hand is truly feeling better, my middle finger is already filling in nicely. They say its much easier to adapt to a pointer finger missing than a pinky. You lose a lot of hand strength if you lose your pinky. And Iby they I mean the intrawebs of course. |
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That's awful PW, but so glad the rest of your hand is ok. Hope you're not having nightmares!
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The fever after the surgery however has been brutal. They say that a "mild" fever is under 101. Whatever.
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Well, as the owner of an electric mower, which I'm actually using tomorrow, I will take this to heart. And look at it shifty eyed until then.
Really glad you're okay. And yeah, when I heard about this I wondered how much it might affect typing. |
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This is just my own sense of humour, but if I lost a finger, I would totally put the stub up to my nose or ear and make unsuspecting victims think I'd got my finger stuck.
Then panic when they help me free it by saying the finger is still stuck in there. |
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SMASH CUT FLASHBACK: Two days before the accident PW is watching Terminator 3 while the mower peeks in through the window, and begins formulating its plan.
(I admire your sense of humor about this. I really doubt I would be half as chill.) |
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Originally Posted by The Rodent (Post 1312702)
PW, you have to get that as an avi... it's required.
http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431878877 |
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Originally Posted by christine (Post 1312704)
That's awful PW, but so glad the rest of your hand is ok. Hope you're not having nightmares!
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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 1312707)
Well, as the owner of an electric mower, which I'm actually using tomorrow, I will take this to heart. And look at it shifty eyed until then.
Really glad you're okay. And yeah, when I heard about this I wondered how much it might affect typing. |
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In all seriousness I'm sorry about your accident.
Now maybe you can learn to play guitar like Tony Iommi. |
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Right? I just saw that story. I had no idea he had like half a hand. pretty impressive.
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Originally Posted by The Rodent (Post 1312708)
This is just my own sense of humour, but if I lost a finger, I would totally put the stub up to my nose or ear and make unsuspecting victims think I'd got my finger stuck.
Then panic when they help me free it by saying the finger is still stuck in there. |
Originally Posted by honeykid (Post 1312691)
Pleased to hear you've not needed surgery and you're on the mend, PW. :up: United doing their best to cheer you up, too. :cool:
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Could've been worse, like getting your penis cut off, or something.
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Originally Posted by Mr Minio (Post 1312725)
Could've been worse, like getting your penis cut off, or something.
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We'll have to save that thread for John McClane.
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If at all interested it needs to be noted that not only did Sexy find a great avatar but the movie that it comes from is also one of Peter Jackson's best films. Sure, he did that little "Long walk movie" but he's also done some terrific off the grid stuff too.
For example: Braindead/Dead Alive. A movie so bad it has two names just to try to confuse you into watching it again because it just might not be that horrible flick you saw by accident and now can't un-see. Feel free to watch it now. The good stuff with the lawnmower is about 1:24 in. :laugh: Something kind of warm and fuzzy inside me when I think about zombies and lawnmowers. I often wonder how I will ever be able to conceal my excitement if ever the zombie apocalypse comes... but I digress. Please enjoy the show. I know I did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9SJP27mR1g |
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First of all, I saw Dead Alive back in 2008, I believe it was. Good film. Crazy.
It took awhile to find a good GIF of a lawnmower blade spinning around.
Originally Posted by Powdered Water (Post 1312844)
Something kind of warm and fuzzy inside me when I think about zombies and lawnmowers. I often wonder how I will ever be able to conceal my excitement if ever the zombie apocalypse comes...
You could also get a weapon installed where your missing finger is -- kinda like Ash in Army of Darkness with his chainsaw for a hand. Or, more recently, Tara Reid in Sharknado 2. She has a saw hand. http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1431887949 Maybe a drill finger? To drill through a zombie's head and destroy its brain. |
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Oh hohoho... I'll be just fine come the pockyclips. Got plenty of cardio up in here.
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When are we gonna see a picture?
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Oh, any minute now, I'm sure. ;)
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Originally Posted by Powdered Water (Post 1312865)
I'll be just fine come the pockyclips.
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How did I miss this?
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Originally Posted by jiraffejustin (Post 1315297)
How did I miss this?
I don't know tbh. Hard to put my finger on it. |
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Damn! Sorry about your accident. Maybe you could sue the lawnmower company. What the heck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6q6UScl_Ww |
Originally Posted by Kaplan (Post 1315313)
Damn! Sorry about your accident. Maybe you could sue the lawnmower company. What the heck.
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Originally Posted by The Rodent (Post 1315298)
I don't know tbh. Hard to put my finger on it.
There. That's the Young Guns joke I was looking for earlier. |
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Meanwhile, compassionate person that I am, I've just scoured this entire thread HOPING no one had yet told you that you desperately need a vacation, PW. Why not go here and relax?
http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1432092099 |
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How do you get there, Austruck? Point the way.
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Just thumb through the Yellow Pages.
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You know, I'm even having fun giving people rep in here because the icon is a little hand with a finger sticking up. :)
MoFo is an equal opportunity offender. |
Originally Posted by Austruck (Post 1315785)
You know, I'm even having fun giving people rep in here because the icon is a little hand with a finger sticking up. :)
Yoda should customize Powdered Water's rep button so the thumb is missing. |
Originally Posted by The Rodent (Post 1315782)
Just thumb through the Yellow Pages.
Or, you know, not." |
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You mean this?
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I'm a guitar player - this is nightmare material, man! Glad you seem to be taking it in stride the best you can.
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Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity (Post 1315787)
Oooooh.
Yoda should customize Powdered Water's rep button so the thumb is missing. |
Originally Posted by The Rodent (Post 1315791)
You mean this?
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My grandfather also lost his finger thought not the index finger. An electric engine feel on it.
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Sorry to hear about your finger http://animationsa2z.com/attachments...kiss/kiss1.gif
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