Generalize MoFos' film tastes
Alright, so I came up with an idea of generalizing everybody's tastes in a funny way. I'm gonna do this for some MoFos to show you what I mean:
Cobpyth - every classic movie is a masterpiece Daniel M - every Lynch film is a masterpiece Guaporense - every anime with little girls is a masterpiece mark f - everything by Wilder and Spielberg is a masterpiece, the rest is Miss Vicky - everything with Joaquin Phoenix is a masterpiece Mr Minio - everything kinky or contemplative is a masterpiece Sexy Celebrity - every Asian movie is trash and shouldn't be included on any Top MoFo list The Rodent - Young Guns is a mastepiece TokeZa - everything obscure and foreign is a masterpiece Yoda - Wars is Star a masterpiece Your turn! You can generalize another MoFos as well as those who's already been on my list. It's up to you. |
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Rhys - The movie-force is strong with my young padawan, but he is not a Jedi yet!
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JayDee - Every superhero movie is a masterpiece
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The Sci-Fi Slob: Sci-Fi is AWESOME!!! (Shocker I know)
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Bluedeed - Everything that Jonathan Rosenbaum and ReverseShot says is a masterpiece, is a masterpiece!
Raul - Every film others see as average is a masterpiece! (sorry :p ) |
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DonnieDarko - Everything with body mutilation is a masterpiece
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Guaporense - anything by Miyazaki or mentioned in a statistic is a masterpiece
Mr Minio - long takes and early porn films are masterpeices |
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Sexy Celebrity - Everything that features drag queens or transsexuals is a masterpiece.
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Mr Minio - I like contemplative cinema, kinky pron, and a good spaghetti western and Bela Tarr is the greatest filmmaker ever who made my all time favorite movie.
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Haha, my tastes are too complex to be generalised.
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You have to remove Young Guns from that one of me, buddy.
Replace with "Every Verhoeven Film is in my Top 100" |
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http://www.movieforums.com/community...1&d=1395842985 General Film Taste.... . |
Originally Posted by Mr Minio (Post 1062849)
Miss Vicky - everything with Joaquin Phoenix is a masterpiece
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http://1828.mshaffer.com/images/noah...1828_small.jpg
Here you go Vicky, look up generalization for me |
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Sexy Celebrity: I haven't seen any movies to be able to say what is or isn't a Masterpiece.
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Originally Posted by wintertriangles (Post 1062908)
Here you go Vicky, look up generalization for me
I think a more appropriate generalization is "every Joaquin Phoenix performance is stellar no matter how much the movie sucks." |
Originally Posted by Cobpyth (Post 1062860)
JayDee - Every superhero movie is a masterpiece
Bat-Glare! I am not amused! And it's not true anyway. There are plenty of average-decent superhero flicks and a few that even I think are s*it! |
If its good, I like it. Genre doesnt matter, but I dont like any genre just for the sake of. It has to be good. Ive enjoyed kung fu movies to Eat Drink Man Woman to Steel Magnolias to Lorenzos Oil and even liked a Michael Bay movie once. (every dog has his day ;)). Music's the same. I dont know how to describe that in a word.
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My reaction to people saying generalizations are incorrect:
http://wowblog.grimmlabs.com/wp-cont...palm_thumb.gif They are supposed to be incorrect! That's why it's fun to make them!!!
Originally Posted by The Gunslinger45 (Post 1062882)
Mr Minio - I like contemplative cinema, kinky pron, and a good spaghetti western and Bela Tarr is the greatest filmmaker ever who made my all time favorite movie.
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Mark F:
Guaporense: Its without a doubt a cinematic masterpiece, but it doesn't compare to the greatness of PMMM. In a way PMMM is a spiritual successor to Taxi Driver and My Neightbor Totoro if you really think about it. TokeZa: Oh you're a fan of Bergman,Tarkovsky,and Dreyer? Thats cute. (Begins watching obscure film from Indochina nobody has ever heard about) HoneyKid: Wait?....It doesn't have Drew Barrymore in it? Its trash.Boring trash. Cobpyth: Its not a classic? (Into the trash it goes) |
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BlueLion: Classic American comedy you say?
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BlueLion: A black and white film you say? Eraserhead.
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Gideon58: All words, no pictures
nostromo87: All pictures, no words self-roast. burn! Cobpyth: i love every Woody Allen movie TheGunslinger45: Who is Quentin Tarantino?? |
HoneyKid: heads - i like it/tails - it's boring
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Originally Posted by Lucas (Post 1063030)
Mark F:
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Originally Posted by Frightened Inmate No. 2 (Post 1063078)
HoneyKid: heads - i like it/tails - it's boring
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Originally Posted by nostromo87 (Post 1063064)
Gideon58: All words, no pictures
nostromo87: All pictures, no words self-roast. burn! Cobpyth: i love every Woody Allen movie TheGunslinger45: Who is Quentin Tarantino?? |
Originally Posted by Lucas (Post 1063030)
TokeZa: Oh you're a fan of Bergman,Tarkovsky,Fellini and Tarr? Thats cute. (Begins watching obscure film from Indochina nobody has ever heard about)
Reading this and imagining Wonka made me laugh. https://i.imgflip.com/1bim.jpg |
All films by Apichatpong Weerasethakul and Hou Hsiao Hsien are masterpieces - bluedeed
All blockbusters/entertaining films are great - mark f If it doesn't interest me, I won't see it - Miss Vicky |
Originally Posted by donniedarko (Post 1063041)
BlueLion: Classic American comedy you say?
Here's just some of the classic American comedies that I love/enjoy, off the top of my head: Dr. Strangelove, Big Lebowski, The Apartment, Planes, Trains..., City Lights, Groundhog Day, Some Like it Hot, list goes on
Originally Posted by Cobpyth (Post 1063047)
BlueLion: A black and white film you say? Eraserhead.
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Originally Posted by BlueLion (Post 1063099)
Wuuut. I seriously don't get this
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oh, I see what you did there
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Fun thread!
*casts Revive spell* |
Originally Posted by Mr Minio (Post 1062849)
Alright, so I came up with an idea of generalizing everybody's tastes in a funny way. I'm gonna do this for some MoFos to show you what I mean:
Cobpyth - every classic movie is a masterpiece Daniel M - every Lynch film is a masterpiece Guaporense - every anime with little girls is a masterpiece mark f - everything by Wilder and Spielberg is a masterpiece, the rest is Miss Vicky - everything with Joaquin Phoenix is a masterpiece Mr Minio - everything kinky or contemplative is a masterpiece Sexy Celebrity - every Asian movie is trash and shouldn't be included on any Top MoFo list The Rodent - Young Guns is a mastepiece TokeZa - everything obscure and foreign is a masterpiece Yoda - Wars is Star a masterpiece Your turn! You can generalize another MoFos as well as those who's already been on my list. It's up to you. |
A typical Miss Vicky review:
It was well-made but I didn't connect to the characters. Also, animals were tortured. ZERO STARS.
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Well, what a weird, random bump that was.
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MKS: Showgirls
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StuSmallz: ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; .
Rockatansky: goes on tangent for a few paragraphs Oh, btw, I liked the movie. Wooley: ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! Takoma: posts several movie reviews *two hours later* posts several more movie reviews *two hours later* posts several more movie reviews UPDATE: I was just fired since I kept skipping work to watch movies, so I might have to cut back on reviews for a little while. Mr Minio: Asian/pink films > Everything. MovieGal: Salo > Everything. ueno: Themroc > Everything. crumbsroom: Everything > Baby Driver. ThatDarnMKS: Everything > crumbsroom's opinion of Baby Driver. |
Originally Posted by SpelingError (Post 2349996)
crumbsroom: Everything > Baby Driver.
This is about as good a summation as anything. |
Originally Posted by crumbsroom (Post 2350031)
This is about as good a summation as anything.
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Originally Posted by Mr Minio (Post 1062849)
The Rodent - Young Guns is a masterpiece
Originally Posted by Yoda
"If you were to ask any of the users on our boards to name the user who likes fun, schlocky, pulpy, action films the most, there's a pretty good chance they'd name you, Rodent"
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Not film tastes but music tastes this time...
@Swan as imagined by @matt72582: https://i.imgur.com/Cqr60xT.gif |
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matt72582 - every film made after December 31, 1979 is an affront to humanity
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Originally Posted by Mr Minio (Post 2363583)
Not film tastes but music tastes this time...
@Swan as imagined by @matt72582: https://i.imgur.com/Cqr60xT.gif Drama Queen |
Originally Posted by SpelingError (Post 2349996)
StuSmallz: ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; .
Rockatansky: goes on tangent for a few paragraphs Oh, btw, I liked the movie. Wooley: ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! Takoma: posts several movie reviews *two hours later* posts several more movie reviews *two hours later* posts several more movie reviews UPDATE: I was just fired since I kept skipping work to watch movies, so I might have to cut back on reviews for a little while. Mr Minio: Asian/pink films > Everything. MovieGal: Salo > Everything. ueno: Themroc > Everything. crumbsroom: Everything > Baby Driver. ThatDarnMKS: Everything > crumbsroom's opinion of Baby Driver. |
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MovieGal, Mr Minio and Rockatansky taste in cinema > the rest of the world.
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Me: the film was great... but at over 2 hours, was just too damn long!
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Originally Posted by Iroquois (Post 2363592)
matt72582 - every film made after December 31, 1979 is an affront to humanity
May I negotiate a carve-out for 1982? |
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Stirchley - couldn't make it past the first 10 minutes! ;)
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TheUsualSuspect: worse movies than I watch.
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Wait, you know what might make this thread better? If you generalize the taste of the user above you. That way when you post, you're also taking a risk because you know... you're next. We did similar things like that on Rateyourmusic.
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Originally Posted by KeyserCorleone (Post 2363851)
Wait, you know what might make this thread better? If you generalize the taste of the user above you. That way when you post, you're also taking a risk because you know... you're next. We did similar things like that on Rateyourmusic.
Citizen Rules: - movie had no laser gun fights, no hand to hand combat, no spaceship battles, no ugly alien monsters, few special effects, no CGI, apparently little budget and was mostly character-driven dialogue providing a purely introspective plot... One of the best sci-fi movies I've ever seen! |
Originally Posted by Captain Steel (Post 2363864)
Okay, but first I can't leave my best buddy out:
Citizen Rules: - movie had no laser gun fights, no hand to hand combat, no spaceship battles, no ugly alien monsters, few special effects, no CGI, apparently little budget and was mostly character-driven dialogue providing a purely introspective plot... One of the best sci-fi movies I've ever seen! |
@MovieGal needs murder and violence in order to be happy.
https://i.imgur.com/0a7hPxI.png Mr Minio spitting the truth to MovieGal, as portrayed in Decision to Leave. |
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