Would you rather..game
 

This is a really simple game where you make up a dilemma, and when someone answers, that person creates the next scenario. And so on.

I'll go first:

Fall off a cliff or building?

It would depend on which of those has a bigger, more dramatic drop. If I'm gonna fall to my death from somewhere, it might as well be from a great height, to be as dramatic as possible. Who wants to fall and kill themselves from a short, boring height without any interesting atmosphere to the place? Embarrassing!

Ok. The cliff is on the Rocky Mountains and the building is Trump Tower.

Oh definitely the Trump Tower. I was actually gonna say that -- I'll fall from the Trump Tower.

Lol...your turn.

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Would you rather.....

Be a large bag of ice cubes, stuffed into a very cold freezer for 15 years?

Or.... Be a fat woman's ridiculously oversized, itchy coat, that gets stuffed in a closet for 10 years after a night where the fat woman and Danny DeVito had sex on top of it?

Hard to pick inanimate objects. However... the first would be cold and painful, but I guess if I'm an ice cube, I can't get frost bite anyway. And I'd probably enjoy the cold like frosty the snowman. Being that coat would be unbearable. I would be hated by anyone who saw me. And I would be ashamed of myself. At least ice cubes are useful even after 15 years. So I choose bag of ice cubes.

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Would you rather....

Be Tom Arnold's condom during the early '90s or Be a chain-smoking fat prostitute's vagina?

Decisions. Decisions.

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Won't those two eventually meet?

I'd rather be the vagina. Although being Tom Arnold's condom could be interesting, it's just one man, and one use, and I'd go straight into Roseanne's vagina (or, someplace worse). At least if I'm a chain-smoking fat prostitute's vagina, I'm gonna have more fun, and play with a lot of visitors.

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Bugs.

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If Sexy Celebrity is going to pass, I'll go again:

Would you rather...

Have your legs removed or arms removed?

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I think most people would opt for legs. You could get one of those wheel chairs and build up your arms. Plus, society has been made very wheel-chair accessible. But with no arms there's so much you can't do (you couldn't even wipe yourself).

Very true. There's more you can do without legs than without arms. Your turn.

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Would you rather have dinner with Anthony Bourdain or Andrew Zimmern?

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Did they prepare the food?

No.

With Andrew you'll be dining on fried tarantulas in Thailand.

And with Anthony you'll have raw fish-head sushi in Viet Nam!

Well, Andrew sounds like he'd be more interesting, given all the bizarre foods. And I hate raw fish! At least the tarantulas may be worth a try if the poison is sucked out. It would be like Fear Factor: Dinner Edition. So I go with Andrew.

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Get stung by an entire beehive? or Get caned in Singapore?

Definitely caned; I remember being paddled by a nun and liking it.

Get into a head on collision while doing 25mph on a side street, or getting sideswiped on a highway doing 65mph?

Hmmm. I wonder which has the higher probability of death. If I get sideswiped, I could hit them back...just like in the movies. Though the car may go off the road. Like in Bullitt. Though you see what happened to those guys :(

The front-end collision may cause a head-bang and bad injury, and it might cost more to repair the damage, depending on how hard the cars are. But higher chance of survival. So I pick head on collision.

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Would you rather...

Be married to Lorena Bobbitt or Casey Anthony?

Casey Anthony, if only to earn her trust and secretly record her confessing to what she did. Or at least what really happened.

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would you rather...

be buried alive or set on fire?

Buried alive - then I could use my ancient martial arts skills to bust my way out, just like the Bride in Kill Bill.

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Would you rather...

Meet Vanilla Ice when the local Good Humor truck stops in front of your house or meet Ice-T at a local lemonade stand?

I think Vanilla Ice. It would be less awkward. Meeting Ice-T at a lemonade stand would be quite the contradiction. I would be suspicious of him. Maybe he's not confident in what his favorite beverage is anymore.

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would you rather...

get plastic surgery to look like Donald Sterling or Joey Buttafuoco?

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Donald all the way.

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Would you rather get a thousand dollars once a day or 365 thousand once a year?

Really depends if you're talking in cash or in an electronic direct deposit.

For cash, I think I'd take the thousand once a day - it would be more easy to distribute (amongst a diversified portfolio of course) where as the lump sum would draw a lot more attention. Handling smaller sums just seems safer and easier (although I don't know if there'd be any difference tax wise).

Any particular reason as to why?

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Well, 40 year old Donald?

Do you get the 365 thousand at the beginning of the year or at the end of the year? If you get it at the end of the year, you'd be an idiot not to take the 1000 dollars/day and if it's at the beginning of the year, you'd be an idiot not to take the 365000 dollars/year. Money loses value over time.

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Um....isn't getting it at the beginning of the year the same as getting it at the end of the year?

No. If you receive it at the beginning of the year and you store the money at a bank for 12 months and get a 2% intrest on it (for instance), you have more money than if you simply get the money at the end of the year.

You have time to invest the money you receive and make more. You should always get your money as early as possible.

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What I mean is, the end of the year is the beginning of a new one. The end of the year is 11:59:59pm, right, and one second later, it's the new year. So they're the same thing, seperated by, well, nothing really.

Yes, and the difference between the beginning of this year and the end of this year is 365 days. The answer to your question depends on whether you get the money on day 1 or on day 365 (or on any other day inbetween).

If you ask your original question on January 1, 2017 (for instance), I want to know on which day between January 1 and December 31, 2017 I get the 365 thousand dollars before I want to decide which is the best option. It's obviously better to get that money earlier than later and therefore the receivement date is important to know before I can answer your question.

I hope you understand my point now. If you want to discuss the matter further you can PM me, because we're going a bit off topic here. ;)

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ON TOPIC:

Would you rather have all the films in the world or all the books in the world?

Simple—films, because I don't read books. Unless it was the end of the world and I needed books to educate and instruct me how to do things.

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Would you rather?

Get stuck in a hot elevator or locked in a cold, dark basement?

Glad you agree.

Hot elevator. I like to sweat.

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Would you rather lose an arm or lose a leg?

Lose a leg

Would you rather be a contestant on Survivor or Jeopardy?

Survivor. There's a better chance I might win. I would be out of Jeopardy the first round.

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Would you rather...

Pee your pants in a public place or get caught by your mother having sex?

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Get caught by my mother having sex.

Would you rather get rid of all the bad drivers on the road or never have to wait in line at stores or restaurants again?

Wait in line I'd say! I can sit in traffic but I cant stand waiting in ques!

Would you rather only eat sweet food forever or only eat Savoury food forever?

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Sweet food, definitely

Would you rather be a contestant on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?

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Savory food, sweets would get old way to quick.

Would you rather be forced to stay inside all day or outside all night?

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Jeopardy

Would you rather be forced to stay inside all day or outside all night?

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Inside all day definitely. Would be afraid to be outside all night.

Would you rather live in London or Los Angeles?

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Los Angeles, think of all the road trips I can have!

Would you rather go to the Moon or discover the secrets of Area 51?

LOL. There are roads in London.

No clue what Area 51 is so will say the moon though I have no desire to leave Earth.


Would you rather have a drink or smoke a cigarette?

Have a drink...but only because I dont smoke xD

Would you rather have the ability to fly butt first of breath underwater but hiccup with every stroke?

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Fly, butt first wouldn't bother me.

Would you rather snog Teresa May or see Emerson, Lake and Palmer live?

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Oh god...you monster!...Emerson, lake and Palmer it is...*Shudders*

Would you rather eat a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

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Feathers because lead is poisonous! :D

Every night would you rather sleep in an uncomfortable single bed or a comfy double bed with a complete stranger in it?

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Single bed would be fine

Would you rather streak down the street naked for $1,000,000 or receive an Amazon gift card worth $200?

Im streaking...Im sure I could afford the therepy for the victims :D

Would you rather Dance vigerously non stop for 3 days or have to live with your worst enemy for a month?

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i quite like dancing, so... (if i'm allowed some amphetamines)

would you rather insult jeremy corbyn or slap a kitten?

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I'd bash the crap out of Corbyn before I would hurt an animal

Fast for 48 hours or watch 7 consecutive nights of The Marx Brothers movies?

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Wouldn't mind doing either... ok, marx brothers.

Would you rather watch werckmeister harmonies or a film with adam sandler in?

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Ugh, I hate the Marx Bros.

Don't know what the harmonies is, but choose that over Sandler movies.


Would you rather go to a show featuring an Elvis impersonator or a band impersonating The Beatles?

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Elvis, as long as it was the fatter, Vegas Elvis.

Would you rather hear a 20-minute bagpipe solo, or the new Cast lp?

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The new LP - do they still make those?

Ballet or soccer match?

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Soccer match for sure
and Newcastle is back in the premier league!!!!!! WAHOOO!!!!!

Soup, Bread or Salad for the rest of your life? any normal topping or type of bread or soup

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Soup

Go to Mass or go grocery shopping?

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Oh lordy... mass, if they still have that incense thing.

Would you rather read Ulysses or redecorate your entire house?

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Ulysses for sure! Sláinte!

Would you rather be fluent in 2 languages of your choice or master an instrument of your choice?

Master an instrument...I'm gonna whail on that Xylophone ;)

Would you rather be a master of a sport or have unlimited knowlege of one very specific subject of your choice?

Master of specific knowledge, I could destroy people in movie pub quizzes!

Would you rather scuba dive in undiscovered parts of the ocean (assuming pressure doesn't squish you) or skydive over a military base?

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Definitely would prefer to scuba dive in undiscovered parts of the ocean, it's fascinating to think about what kind of prehistoric beasts might be lurking down there.

Would you rather have Justin Bieber's complete works play over in your head on repeat forever, or every bite of food you eat tastes like boiled eggs?

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Y'know what?...I can live with Boiled eggs... xD

Would you rather have flippers for feet or wings instead of arms?

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wings

would you rather be hanging precariously for your life off the edge of a skyscraper or a cliff?

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A skyscraper, a rescue helicopter has more chance of reaching you!

Would you rather go to a hot country for your holidays or a cold country for a snowy winter holiday?

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Live in a hot country, so go to a cold one.

Go to North Korea and spit on a Statue of Kim or go to Columbia and insult a Drug Lord

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North Korea

Would you rather be swallowed by Sarlacc from star wars or taken to hell by Pinhead?

No clue what either of them are.

Would you rather be married or single?

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Bump - this is a good game!

I wonder sometimes but I'll stick with married.

Would you rather be a MoFo or be on the old IMDb board?

I wasn't on the IMDb board so have to say MoFo.

Would you rather live in a different country or stay in the country you're in now?

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I am not emigrating again! So will stay in America

Would you rather be handsome/beautiful or wealthy?

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Wealthy

Would you rather earn 100 dollars a day for the rest of your life, or a lump sum of 1,000,000 dollars?

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Hard one, but I think I would take the daily Benji.

Would you rather adopt a child or an animal?

An animal because i'm single, a child would benefit more from having 2 parents.

Would you rather hire a decorator than decorate yourself?

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Might be something lost in translation here so bear with me. I can design rooms myself, but intensely dislike painting & fixing up a room myself. I hire someone for all that.

Would you rather be beautiful or handsome or wealthy?

This is kind of like the three wishes scenario - of course the first wish would be for a million more wishes. So I'd choose wealthy since then I could become the other two via money to buy doctors, surgeries, personal trainers, gyms, skin creams, makeup, diet specialists, hairstylists, fashionable clothes, trips to exotic places to get fresh air, water, sunshine and an even tan! (Of course this only means physical beauty as usually the more wealthy one becomes, the uglier they get on the inside). ;)


Would you rather drink a quarter cup of bleach or a half liter of ocean water?

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Geez, neither!

Would you rather pay someone's grocery bill in the supermarket or find a $50 bill? (Both have happened to me.)

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I'd hand money into police station (which i have done, a guys wallet containing £170.00.) I'd have to pay a grocery bill then instead😢

Would you rather cook or eat out?

I'd rather cook for myself. That way, it's just as I like it with the ingredients I like. Chefs are getting rather finicky, these days... cooking things only one way (their way) and not "to order," and getting upset when people want something prepared differently.

Would you rather: "Fly" or use ground transport (Drive/Bus/Train), Cost and travel time being equal?

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I don't like flying😳 rather get cruise ships to go abroad, on the ground it would be a train or coach, or i would drive.

Would you rather have a summer holiday or a winter holiday?

You have to choose which you'd "rather" - that's the game!

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Summer holiday

Would you rather go cross-country or downhill skiing?

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Cross-country.

Would you rather bake a pie or be baked into a pie?

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Bake a pie

Would you rather have a pedicure or a manicure?

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Pedicure, which reminds me,my dog used to give my feet a massage by licking them😋

Would you rather have visitors staying over or recommend a local hotel?

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Yikes, nobody can stay the night!

Would you rather have high tea at Claridges or a meal in a Wimpy Bar? (If they still exist.)

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A meal at a Wimpy Bar😋

Would you rather remain anonymous or go public if a good deed you did became common knowledge?

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Remain anonymous

Would you rather have a child or a pet?