Heheheh. I'd take Eddie Murphy's pay packet any day ;) France is a lovely place btw, with a very progressive and humane socio-political outlook in many areas (outside of EU-farm-funding and the lack of arrogance-deflation lessons in their schools ;))

Golgot, if there was a Mofo Awards Ceromony. you'd win the award for using the ;) emoticon the most times.
















;)

It's like someone keeps dipping my eyelashes in honey when i'm not looking. Wink wink, know what i mean? (i don't ;)) It's an all-purpose smiling, winking, sarcastic, tongue-poking, buddha-beneficience, friendly-(self)derision, wee yellow vision isn't it. Isn't it? *gah, grr, must resiiiiist.....*

:eek:

HAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............

now that's another eposide............ :D

I've heard that she's much better at seducing live men! Especially if they have a working...

...car.

:rotfl: That's EXACTLY what I meant to say.

Hhahaahahahhahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I thought you meant a working..................

credit card..........

*bump*

(for the new crowd...and my ego)

hysterical. i want a TV show. . .

sounds good to me

Someone make a TV show starring me.

and me :cool:

OK....

Desperate JRS

This week, man-hungry JRS calls a cab so he can go to the mall and buy a new pair of shoes at Shoe Circus, where the hot and muscular Brandon (reporter66) works. He ends up flirting with the long bearded cab driver, Troy (Lance McCool), and the two drive to Wendy's for frosties which leads to chilly fun. Meanwhile, his best friend Lily (SamsoniteDelilah) finds her old high school boyfriend, Tony (Anonymous Last) in the chatroom for her job online. They meet up for cappuchinos on the 9th floor and end up getting it on in the freight elevator - which opens to reveal her husband, Victor (Monkeypunch), who just shrugs and introduces them to his sexy blonde girlfriend, Natrice (Caitlyn). Later, Troy the cab driver abducts JRS and takes him to a retirement home for Scientologists to chat with Troy's dying grandmother, Alyssa (susan) who thinks that she's really an alien named Margot Go Go Level 61. To JRS' surprise, he finds his own grandma there, Francine (Gracie) or Zerlinkia Florida Tot Tot 86. They have a very nice chat, leading to tears from JRS. She then complains about her old shoes, which reminds JRS that he needs to get to Shoe Circus in time before it closes. He meets up with Brandon there, who helps him find a nice pair of old lady shoes for only $20. But, oh so sad, Brandon's not interested in going behind the curtain and "looking for the right size" with JRS - Brandon is saving his virginity for when he and his girlfriend, a mall escalator named Esmerelda, can get married - if she'll only get off her lazy butt and leave the mall, the dumb bimbo. Freaked out, JRS leaves the store with the shoes and bumps into Lily, and they both bump into their two other friends, Hannah (Eyes) and Maxie (Piddzilla). They swap stories and laugh and laugh... until they all lay their eyes on the handsome mall garbage man (Holden Pike). Tune in for the show!

I'll make the popcorn!

i'll get the iced tea and m&m's....

maybe we can do this on a large screen tv????

thanks sexy for the great plot....