You hear a knock at the door; it's two uniformed cops bookending a detective . . .

[Gustavoman]

. . .and they sternly ask you to open the door.



WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?

[Caitlyn]

Man, I thought I was off today... :p ;)

[Nitzer]

Finally, communication!

[Richard Hell]

Wow tell em Im half white, or run. I payed my phone bill already. But i know they would be commin for me. Theyd be going after my brother, hes always screwing up.

[James_Sparrow]

Oh God! Did they find that body in the ditch?

[Tea Barking]

Scream and wail my arms about then cry like a baby.

[7thson]

I would ask the detective if he/she enjoys being a book.

[Sleezy]

. . .and they sternly ask you to open the door.

WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?

My first thought?

To politely ask them in, offer them coffee, and answer their questions in a calm and respectable manner.

[Eyes]

My first thought?

To politely ask them in, offer them coffee, and answer their questions in a calm and respectable manner.
ditto, u stay calm, and they won't suspect anything

[Gustavoman]

My first thought?

To politely ask them in, offer them coffee, and answer their questions in a calm and respectable manner.

Oh, c'mon, that's not your FIRST thought. That's what you think after thinking about your first thought.

You aren't fooling anybody.

[Holden Pike]

Oh, same as always: start with a variation on the old Cheech & Chong "Dave's Not Here" bit through the door. Cops love this. It breaks up their day in a fun way.

It also gives my bitches time to flush my stash.

[susan]

uhoh what did i do now????

[Mose]

It also gives my bitches time to flush my stash.

That's quite possibly the funniest thing anyone has said since I've been around... especially given who it came from :)

[MovieMaker5087]

I answer the door.

[Gustavoman]

Oh, same as always: start with a variation on the old Cheech & Chong "Dave's Not Here" bit through the door. Cops love this. It breaks up their day in a fun way.

It also gives my bitches time to flush my stash.


This is a good response. :up:

[Tacitus]

"I thought I didn't need to return the books if the date was smudged."

[AboveTheClouds]

I'd light a string of firecrackers in an attempt to throw them off, as I jump out the back window into my ferarri and take off into the sunset with my supermodel actress girlfriend.

[Godsend]

I wouldn't open it.

[undead_bunny]

"That pizza was late Mr! No tip for you!" And then I'd slam the door in their face.

[Hondo333]

Invite them in, Offer them a seat, Ask to be excused go into the other room and throw on my copy of Straight Outta Compton and put it on track 2. That should make them comfortable.

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[7thson]

"I swear she told me she was 18!"

[Gustavoman]

"I swear she told me she was 18!"

Good move.

Your word against hers.

[Equilibrium]

"Are they here for the gang-bang too?"

[SamsoniteDelilah]

"Damn... I should have gotten that front license plate sooner!"

[Gustavoman]

"Damn... I should have gotten that front license plate sooner!"

This could easily be a reference to a ridiculous story that I may or may not have told you sometime.

If not, I'm even more conceited than I imagined.