Who is Holden Pike?

[Mose]

My first guess was Bill Gates due to the size of his movie/book collection, his location, and his intellect... Until he reminded me I had a brainfart and that Microsoft was in Seattle, not Portland.

After watching the TV show House this evening and reading his last post about local bookstores I've decided he's a doctor somewhere and the character of House is based on Holden. Anyone else have any ideas? :)

[Holden Pike]

Anyone else have any ideas?
No.

[The Silver Bullet]

Well, he's not you, thank Christ.

[MovieMaker5087]

He is who he said he is:

One Ornery Sumbitch

[Gustavoman]

Who?

[r3port3r66]

94 posts; oh, you'll find out. You'll find out...

[Yoda]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Holden is...






...because we have no friggin' idea.

[Holden Pike]

http://www.shystee.com/shysteeblog/archives/aguirrecut.jpg
"Ich bin der zorn Gottes."

[Mose]

"Unfortunately no one can be told about [Holden]. You have to see it for yourself."

Just to clarify so people don't take this the wrong way... This isn't meant as a bash Holden thread... Without sounding like I have a man-crush, he's probably the most interesting person I've come across and I was curious how other people pictured him is all.

[Mose]

Hölle hath kein Zorn, wie eine Frau für Sega verachtet hat!

[r3port3r66]

Ah! the first mistake; A Double Post! Oh boy, you're gonna find out soon enough...

[Holden Pike]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=18754&stc=1&d=1417694303
"My mother is a fish."

.

[Nitzer]

I always pictured him as an angry old guy who never stops yelling.

http://www.gimpcity.com/farout/old-guy.jpg

Guess I'll never have a lightsaber...

[Holden Pike]

http://www.albany.edu/writers-inst/graphics/SINGININTHERAIN.GIF
Moses supposes my toses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously....

[allthatglitters]

http://www.albany.edu/writers-inst/graphics/SINGININTHERAIN.GIF
Mose he supposes my toses are roses
But Mose he supposes erroneously....

Great, now I am going to have Singing in the Rain stuck in my head 'till kingdom come. Such a great movie (not to mention stage musical) though.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Holden is brilliant, hilarious, tall, helpful, sweet, cantankerous, persnickety, handsome, boyish, impish, talented, passionate, getting irritated with this list, about to give me bad rep, laughing... and his mama dresses him funny.

[Holden Pike]

http://www.sixtiescity.com/Events/Images/kennberlin.jpg
"Ich bin ein Berliner....and it's pronounced chow-dah!"

[chicagofrog]

Hölle hath kein Zorn, wie eine Frau für Sega verachtet hat!

was, hier wird kein Deutsch gesprochen!! especially if you're not certain you'll never, ever, gonna mispell it... ;) )

[Holden Pike]

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P06826.JPG
"I am an Antichrist...!"

[Mose]

I just wanted to create a thread for Holden to post pictures in b/c I know how much he enjoys it ;)

[chicagofrog]

nette Idee...

[Pyro Tramp]

Holden Pike

I have pondered who this fellow (?) is for a while now, 1st from his reputation as a mean sumabitch on here. After this i began to find out he has actually seen every film ever made probably and quite frankly i am in awe.
As a Mo-Fo I guess his name is a mix of William Holden who played Pike Bishop in The Wild Bunch (Sam Peckinpah, 1969) Quite frankly, i dont think this forum would be the same without him. Whether it's for his sarcasm and put downs or un-measurable knowledge. So....
all hail Holden

he'll prob neg rep me for this

[Holden Pike]

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/6/60/Iron-Man-3.jpg/270px-Iron-Man-3.jpg
"I am Iron Man!
Has he lost his mind
can he see or is he blind?"

[chicagofrog]

i read Tony Stark even stopped drinking so much...

[Holden Pike]

http://www.noosfere.com/showcase/images/Signet_699.jpg

[Anonymous Last]

Holden is a scientist...so back off man! I once gave him a high five...and like that, he was gone! He is the only Mofo with a huge midichlorian count. I give mad props to the posse he rolls with.
Though myth has it, that he is a bear stuck in the city.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mrlast/af2763f0.jpg

[chicagofrog]

He is the only Mofo with a huge midichlorian count


do you frequently use such big words, bud?
;)

[Holden Pike]

http://www.badeagle.com/journal/archives/melville.jpg
Call me Ishmael...just don't call
me late for dinner.

[chicagofrog]

http://www.ironmanarmory.com/tssnappydresser1.jpg

[Holden Pike]

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/saluga.jpg
"You can call me Ray, or you can call
me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or
you can call me Sonny, or you can call
me RayJay, or you can call me RJ...
but ya' doesn't hafta call me Johnson."

[Lance McCool]

Even though I've only been here a week, I believe I have a pretty good idea about who Holden Pike is. I say he's a 49 year old English teacher from Portland. He must have one of those handlebar mustaches and dark brown eyes, with a little tooth decay to boot. His turn-ons include long walks on the beach and gazing at sunsets. His major pet peeve: Annoying forum members making completely random guesses about his personality and appearance...

[Mose]

Even though I've only been here a week, I believe I have a pretty good idea about who Holden Pike is. I say he's a 49 year old English teacher from Portland. He must have one of those handlebar mustaches and dark brown eyes, with a little tooth decay to boot. His turn-ons include long walks on the beach and gazing at sunsets. His major pet peeve: Annoying forum members making completely random guesses about his personality and appearance...


:D

What about a tweed jacket with patches on the elbows and his pipe? Kind of like Tim Robbins in Anchorman.

[Lance McCool]

:D
What about a tweed jacket with patches on the elbows and his pipe? Kind of like Tim Robbins in Anchorman.

Well those were a given :)

[Pyro Tramp]

http://www.ecu.edu.au/fas/sport/cbc/Fonz.jpg

+

http://www.robertroyem.com/Images/Personal/old_cowboy_tn.jpg

+

http://www.artandjunk.com/artandjunk/02-06-01-09.jpg

= my image of Holden Pike

[John McClane]

When ever I read one of Holden's posts I think of my 9th grade English teacher, Mr. Fooks. God, I hated that man, but I learned a lot. Either that or Stewie from Family Guy. ;)

[Tea Barking]

Hes my internet lover.

[Garrett]

http://www.red-colored.org/lazysod/anonymous.jpg
This is how I always pictured Holden.

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

Holden's backed by fact and equipped with opinion. A dealy combination. Like sharp teeth filled with venom.... or something like that. I think my cat's dead.

[HellboyUnleashed]

I think Holden is Holden. There Ain't no changing that unless he changes his user name account to stop being bothered. He's like any of us except he is probably a movie genious and a border line genious in every other subject.

[MovieMaker5087]

He is the only Mofo with a huge midichlorian count.]

Since when did he become a Jedi?

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

I think Holden is Holden. There Ain't no changing that unless he changes his user name account to stop being bothered. He's like any of us except he is probably a movie genious and a border line genious in every other subject.
Is it legal to misspell GENIUS?

[Holden Pike]

http://www.jeffbots.com/shortcircuit6.jpg
NEED INPUT, STEPHANIE!

[Eyes]

Holden is just Holden, it is simply understood what he is

[r3port3r66]

What, or who?

[MovieMaker5087]

Quite frankly, I really don't care who or what he is.

[HellboyUnleashed]

Is it legal to misspell GENIUS?


sorry i have errors in my spelling. im not a good speller.

I love the movie Holden, Short Circuit is the best movie of all time.
:)

[Nitzer]

Could this be him?

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/7382/hold1ib.th.jpg (http://img31.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img31&image=hold1ib.jpg)

[Holden Pike]

No, I am not New York Times critic Stephen Holden. I'm also not Holden Caulfield, Holden McNeil, Holden MaGroin or William Holden (deceased).

Exellent guess though.


http://www.awn.com/mag/issue1.4/images/beckerman/beckerman7.gif
"I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam."

[Tea Barking]

Holden pike's turn ons include: Flexing his brain muscle on films. Film critics. Putting people in thier place. Watching fitness programes on his island of solitude. Bad repping posts like this. Tofu ;)

Holden pike's turn offs: Howard the duck. People.

[chicagofrog]

tofu
me, i like 'em.

:licklips:

http://www.oyamadai.com/image/i_photo/tofu.jpg

[Holden Pike]

http://www.tableideas.com/images/Gien-Millefleurs/Gien-MilleFleures-Teapot-M.jpg
I'm a little teapot. And you're a little bit rock & roll.

[chicagofrog]

mmhmmh.. tofu and tea ceremony, eh? yummy stuff!
http://www.frangipani.info/gallery/albums/teaceremony/teaceremonycomponents2.jpg

[Holden Pike]

http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/wmd/photos/tests/Tpotprey.jpg
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mutherfu*ker, Mutherfu*ker.

[Tea Barking]

How does holden keep popping up like that ;)

Iv'e never tried tofu myself, but it's on my next shopping list :)

[Holden Pike]

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10102000/10102301.jpg
Bond....James Bond.

[chicagofrog]

Iv'e never tried tofu myself, but it's on my next shopping list :)

do that! and it's healthy, they say....

[Anonymous Last]

http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/wmd/photos/tests/Tpotprey.jpg
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mutherfu*ker, Mutherfu*ker.


Charming to the Last!

http://www.ealasaid.com/fan/shrine/tarkin.jpg

[Holden Pike]

http://www.mycgiserver.com/~butiki/asylum/walk.jpg
...Walking away from this thread.

Three pages of this nonsense is more than enough.

[Tea Barking]

http://awards.fennec.org/titles/11-goodbye_mr_chips_39.gif

[chicagofrog]

[color=darkblue]...Walking away from this thread.

see what you've done, Pikey, see what you've done??

http://www.starfm.gr/pictures/crying_child.jpg

[Mose]

Holden pike's turn ons include: Flexing his brain muscle on films. Film critics. Putting people in thier place. Watching fitness programes on his island of solitude. Bad repping posts like this. Tofu ;)

Holden pike's turn offs: Howard the duck. People.

I thought for sure this thread would earn me some rep points... I didn't know if it would be positive or negative, but defniitely something... turns out neither :)

[chicagofrog]

http://www.holdenautomotive.com/mfh_6.jpg
Larry Larry, not Flint...

[undercoverlover]

i think this sums up holden pike

im the fear that keeps you awake
im the shadows on the wall
im the monsters they become
im the nightmare in your skull
im a dagger in your back
am extra turn on the rack
im the quivering of your heart
a stabbing pain
a sudden start

[OG-]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Holden Pike still hears it.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

http://www.cookiecuttersetc.com/C37.JPG
I'm a little teapot. And you're a little bit rock & roll.
You're black?

[Anonymous Last]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Holden Pike still hears it.
I thought I told you to leave those trees alone. The sound is all in my mind and.... shhh Holden is every where!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I thought I told you to leave those trees alone. The sound is all in my mind and.... shhh Holden is every where!
Right.
heh...

what?

[Anonymous Last]

Right.
heh...

what?
Yeah! Sorry about that. I wasn't trying to make any common sense that tingles.

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

Holden's a wild beast ready to bitch slap any sucka' that's comin' with nonsense in regards to cinema.

[Eyes]

Someone wanna tell my why this thread was resurrected?

[HellboyUnleashed]

Because some1 got bored. I would have resurrected it, but I need some good rep and bringing this back would make some people mad. That is if I had brought it back up. If I did it I would have been given bad rep, if some one else had done it, it would have been cute an lasted for a lot longer, rather than going back into the depths of MoFo forums.

[Anonymous Last]

Because some1 got bored. I would have resurrected it, but I need some good rep and bringing this back would make some people mad. That is if I had brought it back up. If I did it I would have been given bad rep, if some one else had done it, it would have been cute an lasted for a lot longer, rather than going back into the depths of MoFo forums.You just had to do it with a little tenderness, a little pizazz, a smidge o' humor, a touch of class and a location of your inner child.

....and never ever worry about the rep points!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Someone wanna tell my why this thread was resurrected?
We had a meeting and the motion to resurrect carried. Obviously.

[LordSlaytan]

Alter ego + Id = Holden Pike

[shirble]

So which are these famed bizarro intellectual posts of his? Because he seems to have only been hanging around the Baker's Dozen thread for the past decade. But yes, I'd like to read and judge cruelly :)

[Eyes]

So which are these famed bizarro intellectual posts of his? Because he seems to have only been hanging around the Baker's Dozen thread for the past decade. But yes, I'd like to read and judge cruelly :)


lol

[7thson]

Who?

[Tacitus]

So which are these famed bizarro intellectual posts of his? Because he seems to have only been hanging around the Baker's Dozen thread for the past decade. But yes, I'd like to read and judge cruelly :)

The best way to draw a live Holdenas Pickius out into the open is to criticise a venerated film by, say, Martin Scorsese or Sam Peckinpah.

Going to the Marty thread and saying something like "Raging Bull would have been much better if it had been filmed in colour and if Raging had fought Apollo Creed and Mr T!" might be enough.

Arm yourself with some text-speak and a raincoat but be patient, it's not that the Pickius has mellowed in recent years...he's just become more selective. ;)

[Sleezy]

We had a meeting and the motion to resurrect carried. Obviously.

Looks like he's posting under Sammy's name now.

[Darth Stujitzu]

I've never seen him in the room at the same time as Keyser Soze!!!!!!

[Iroquois]

He's Chuck Norris.