View Full Version : What's In Your Personality Cocktail?
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 02:37 PM
Anonymous just posted something that reminded me of this online info spitter in response to your typing in your name. (http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php)
Here's my results:
How to make a Sammy D
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
1 part arrogance
3 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
Use the link, or make one up.
Tell us what you're made of!
That's not a test...it just spit some stuff back after a name...
How to make a Peter Hall
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
I don't get jealous...
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 03:11 PM
You are correct.
I edited my post appropriately.
Hehe, I didn't wanna seem like a jerk, I just thought it was going to be like an actual personality test. At first I thought I did something wrong and just skipped right to the results page.
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 03:19 PM
Nah, it's a test you really can't fail, unless you don't know your name. :)
2wrongs
12-01-04, 04:52 PM
1 part pride
5 parts arrogance
1 part instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!
That's how to make a SADIELOUWHO
I have no clue where the sadness came from, I'm not sad that often.
Anonymous Last
12-01-04, 05:18 PM
How to make "Anonymous Last" Ingredients-
1= part dick
1= part gestapo
5= parts ego
Method: Whip constantly for 8 years, serve with a slice of self-loathing cleverly disguised as holier-than-thou, and blend with nipple play. biggity-bam ... Magically Delicious. Slap it, tap it and down it like a pig!
Good to the Last drop!
Everybody's drinking without me...punks!
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 05:21 PM
"...and blend with nipple play"
Bottle that and you'll make a mint.
Anonymous Last
12-01-04, 05:29 PM
"...and blend with nipple play"
Bottle that and you'll make a mint.
Do you think that there is a market out there for that?
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 05:31 PM
Yes.
Anonymous Last
12-01-04, 05:35 PM
Just checking!
That thing's on Go-Quiz.com, and I own a very similar domain name (GoQuiz.com). Craziness.
Anyway...
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts humour
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!
That thing's on Go-Quiz.com, and I own a very similar domain name (GoQuiz.com). Craziness.
Well now you just gotta kill yourself...
Or buy out the competetion. Whichever works.
blibblobblib
12-01-04, 06:01 PM
my cocktail sounds tasty...
How to make a Christopher Cragg
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part humour
1 part joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!
....This maybe a drink for O.A.P's only though.
here's mine
How to make a susan
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts brilliance
1 part ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 06:55 PM
my cocktail sounds tasty...
How to make a Christopher Cragg
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part humour
1 part joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!
....This maybe a drink for O.A.P's only though.
Sheesh, that sounds like it could induce diabetes!
:p
susan~ "salted rim" sounds interesting.
susan~ "salted rim" sounds interesting.
now that i think about it...hmmmm
and i don't even like salt
2wrongs
12-01-04, 07:06 PM
Well now you just gotta kill yourself...
Or buy out the competetion. Whichever works.
:laugh:
You bothering Yods all the time has to be the funniest shtick since...I dunno...PLite and Pigsnie.
blibblobblib
12-01-04, 07:50 PM
Sheesh, that sounds like it could induce diabetes!
:p
Indeed. Topping it off with "a sprinkle of caring!" was very 'Care Bearsish'
And anyway your just bitter becuase your cocktail has lots of competetiveness and no nipple play.
susan~ "salted rim" sounds interesting.
Aaah now the meaning of Cocktail becomes oh too transparent.
blibblobblib
12-01-04, 07:57 PM
Now this is more like it...
How to make a blibblobblib
Ingredients:
3 parts success
5 parts arrogance
5 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little curiosity if desired!
birdygyrl
12-01-04, 08:25 PM
How to make a birdygyrl
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts crazyiness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!
No nippley goodness either. I do love salt tho.
SamsoniteDelilah
12-01-04, 08:54 PM
...And anyway your just bitter becuase your cocktail has lots of competetiveness and no nipple play...
So true, so true. :(
How to make a OG-
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part self-sufficiency
5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Everything keeps pointing to me being an awesome leader. This makes you all my bitches, right?
birdygyrl
12-02-04, 12:11 AM
How to make a OG-
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part self-sufficiency
5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Everything keeps pointing to me being an awesome leader. This makes you all my bitches, right?
Yes Master.
Mine started with with 5 parts oral play.....I had to end it there as my girfriend was watching....hehe.
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
1 part arrogance
3 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
wtf?
Anonymous Last
12-02-04, 01:04 AM
Everything keeps pointing to me being an awesome leader. This makes you all my bitches, right?
May I refer to you as Lord leader Chocolate Thunda? bastard
SamsoniteDelilah
12-02-04, 01:16 AM
Mine started with with 5 parts oral play.....I had to end it there as my girfriend was watching....hehe.
5 parts?
Sounds like you have a lucky girlfriend.
I did two versions...I was hoping for that oral play. Oh well...here's mine.
How to make an Aniko
Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts arrogance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!
.................................
How to make an Annie
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts courage
5 parts leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lovability if desired!
Leadership?! Me?! Heheh...seems there's a Leader~ stepping into your territory -OG. :D
To make a Nitzer:
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
1 part arrogance
3 parts ego
Holy ****, i just realized how true that is!
:p
SamsoniteDelilah
12-02-04, 07:34 PM
Annie, I did my name and it's a much sweeter mix than a SammyD:
How to make a Cindy
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
How to make a p`fizzle
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
3 parts humour
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little fitness if desired!
Leadership again. I decree everyone has to buy me tshirts online. There are just too many I want.
Annie, I did my name and it's a much sweeter mix than a SammyD:
How to make a Cindy
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
Cindy....you sound delicious. :licklips: ;D
Here's just plain old Ann.
How to make a Ann
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part courage
5 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom.
This time I'm served with a cocktail umbrella. :p
Anonymous Last
12-02-04, 11:25 PM
Every now and again people should sip on a just plain old Ann...it's good for em'!
My only favorite cocktail is a Shirley Temple. :)
How to make a gummo
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts ambition
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
How to make a "my real name"
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
3 parts ambition
1 part ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
Midnight
12-03-04, 01:11 AM
How to make a Midnight
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
I don't get what it means by '5 parts' ?
SamsoniteDelilah
12-03-04, 01:49 AM
Midnight~ it appears you get to decide the main ingredient. Self-determination in all things! woo hoo!
Aniko~ :blush: thanks...
chicagofrog
12-03-04, 09:22 AM
1 part me
1 part myself
1 part Irene
soulsolid
12-03-04, 09:39 AM
How to make a soulsolid
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!
(Dag, do they know a Bamma or what!) :D
blibblobblib
12-03-04, 05:12 PM
Right, ive just handed in my Short Story essay, so im off for drinks and to get absoloutly bladdered. Im gonna have two Anni's, 3 Sammy's, 6 Blib's and a side of extra nipple play. Hoorah ;)
SamsoniteDelilah
12-03-04, 05:21 PM
Sounds like a wonderful evening! Use those writing skills when you get back and tell us all about it.
HandyMan
12-03-04, 11:01 PM
How to make a HandyMan
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
1 part self-sufficiency
1 part ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
How to make a handyman
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
1 part brilliance
3 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!:rolleyes:
blibblobblib
12-03-04, 11:19 PM
well, im back.by gum what an evning.me thinks pehaps i got a bit too bladdered on those sammys, the nippleplaywas just too had to pass up
This fire is outof control im gonna burnthis cty burn this city - franzf ferdinand!
How to make a nebbit
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts courage
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
:yup: :yup: :yup: :yup:
SamsoniteDelilah
12-05-04, 11:09 PM
well, im back.by gum what an evning.me thinks pehaps i got a bit too bladdered on those sammys, the nippleplaywas just too had to pass up
This fire is outof control im gonna burnthis cty burn this city - franzf ferdinand!
Poor blibby... here... have a feeling these would have helped!
http://www.dynahealth.net/images/aspirin.jpg
blibblobblib
12-05-04, 11:46 PM
Poor blibby... here... have a feeling these would have helped!
http://www.dynahealth.net/images/aspirin.jpg
Bit too late now im afraid Sammy. I got a little too drunk and trod on some Cat Poo on the way home, then walked it all through the house. It smelt so bad, yet i couldnt figure out where it was coming from till i looked at my feet. Then i walked down the hall to wash my shoes in the sink, but fell down the stairs and got cat ***** on my face. I would have found it funny if someone was there to laugh at me but everyone else had passed out so i just felt like a loser, lying crumpled and bruised at the bottom of my stairs with my shoes on my hands and poo on my face :(
SamsoniteDelilah
12-06-04, 12:12 AM
I'm not supposed to be laughing at that, am I?
i just felt like a loser, lying crumpled and bruised at the bottom of my stairs with my shoes on my hands and poo on my face :(
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
blibblobblib
12-06-04, 10:34 AM
I'm not supposed to be laughing at that, am I?
:(
Anonymous Last
12-06-04, 10:39 AM
Just let Sam know that you will not go pee pee on the carpet.
blibblobblib
12-07-04, 04:08 PM
Just let Sam know that you will not go pee pee on the carpet.
Too late :blush:....oh hang on, do the walls and ceiling count?
SamsoniteDelilah
12-07-04, 06:58 PM
Just let Sam know that you will not go pee pee on the carpet.
That's my new criteria: only the housebroken are allowed on the A list... or the sofa.
Come to think of it, I seem to recall blibby piddling in another thread a few weeks ago... : /
LordSlaytan
03-08-05, 02:28 AM
Here's mine...
SamsoniteDelilah
03-08-05, 03:19 PM
A drink called "Slay" has a certain Branch Davidian vibe to it, but what the hell. Anything with a salted rim can't be all bad!
Sidewinder
03-09-05, 03:23 AM
How to make a James
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
I can live with that :) Go that Energy lol
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