Teenage Heart in 29-Year Old's Body

[Piddzilla]

Damnit! I feel like I'm back in 8th grade or something... I study sociology at the university in my hometown and there's this extremely beautiful girl in my class. The problem is, we're 220 people in the class and I don't know how the hell I am going to contact her. I don't know what to say... :blush: ****, this is really uncool... I am thinking about writing and recording a song for her and give it to her. Just like Daniel Johnston used to do. Who happens to be mentally ill. Hmmmm... This is indeed a tricky one..

To all the ladies out there. Would you think it was weird if a guy you didn't know at all walked up to you and said "Hi. I think you are very beautiful. Coffee?"? And is that more weird or more sane than having that same guy coming up to you and handing over a cd with a song about you? Wouldn't that creep you out?

Let's do a poll to cheer us all up!!

[susan]

i don't think thats strange at all..i would be kind of flattered..it's happened to me but it's always happened after class where a guy would walk up to me and start talking...

my advice is to go with it and see what happens...

[Piddzilla]

Hmmm.. okay.. Thanks. Just wish I had more guts...

[blibblobblib]

Go get em tiger! Your a handsome chap, what ya got to lose?

[Yoda]

Make eye contact. See if she holds it at all. See if her eyes drift back. If she looks at you, sees you looking back, looks away, and then looks at you again, that's usually all you need to know, at least when it comes to simply approaching her.

In my semi-modest experience, eye contact is the best indicator.

[Piddzilla]

Nnnnngh... You guys make it sound so.. so.. so simple!!!

Hey!! Chris thinks I'm weird!! :dizzy:

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

Poop your pants. It worked for me one time, too.

[Godsend]

Make eye contact. See if she holds it at all. See if her eyes drift back. If she looks at you, sees you looking back, looks away, and then looks at you again, that's usually all you need to know, at least when it comes to simply approaching her.

In my semi-modest experience, eye contact is the best indicator.

It could be that...or there's a blemish on your face.

Set up a fake abduction, then come to her "rescue"

Or buy a duplicate of the pen/pencil she has, tap her on the shoulder and say, "you dropped this little lady"

exclude the little lady

or you can just say "crappyass class" and try to get her to talk.

if not, use force.

Okay...

[Caitlyn]

Gheesh, I've been to schools that only had about 220 students in the whole school… :eek: :p

Anyway, I agree with Yoda about the eye contact… and if that works out, then just say "Hi" and maybe ask her about the class… :)

[Monkeypunch]

I am thinking about writing and recording a song for her and give it to her. Just like Daniel Johnston used to do. Who happens to be mentally ill. Hmmmm... This is indeed a tricky one..


Daniel Johnston is cool!

I hear ya, I'm in the same boat right now. If you know this girl's name, you're one up on me, tho.

Good luck, man.

[gummo]

I dunno man, a song? I would think it's a bit strange if a guy who I don't know writes a song for me and gives it to me. I would wonder if you have been stalking me or somethin'. But than again I think it is cute, but maybe not give it to her, it might freak her out. A letter might be cute. But I wouldn't go with the song.

[nebbit]

To all the ladies out there. Wouldn't that creep you out?

Yes

Do what Yoda and Caity said, just say high when you see her, get to know her, then ask her for coffee http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/coffeecupsmily.gif

[Equilibrium]

Dude, I'm iny our situation.Sort of. Haha, listen I'm in a bio class with 375 kids in it. And i know this girl has never seen me before. Do this, and i promise you will not fail. After the 'eye test' that chris so wonderfully supplied, go right up to her and just say "Hey, are you from ____?" and just insert anything it doesnt matter. When she says "no" just be like "Oh, I'm sorry you just really reminded me of someone I used to know, my name is [insert your name] whats yours?"

Start a conversation...and pretend like you're really intrested in something she said. And then ask for her phone number or AIM, or something of the sort. Then wait a few days and start talking to her..

I'm sure you're capable of handling the rest.


And be sure to somehow let her know you hav e a REALLY REALLY big yoohohodingdong. Haha, jk.

Goodluck and keep us updated!

[Piddzilla]

I'm starting to think I shouldn't said anything here about this. Now I feel the enormous pressure from all of you guys. THERE'S NO TURNING BACK!!!

I actually did write/record/deliver a song to a girl once and it worked perfectly. It might have something to do with that she allready liked me. :D Gummo and Nebs, you are just so unromantic!!!

And, no, I don't know her name. Which is a drag because if I did things would be easier (i.e. stalking her would be easier).

Ok, so the song option is obviously out of the question. And I am DEFINATELY not writing her a letter, that's for sure. That, if anything, would probably creep her out. Especially since I only write letters in goat blood. Reversed handwriting.

The conversation option is the best one, I realize that. I hope the right occasion comes soon...

Anyway, thanks all of you for your splendid support!

[nebbit]

:D Gummo and Nebs, you are just so unromantic!!!

Its not that I am unromantic, I have met some real nutters who have fallen in love with me in the past, so i am just careful, when i am with a guy, then he can write a song for me, one did once and it was nice, a chef i went out with named a dish after me. :goof:

[Piddzilla]

Its not that I am unromantic, I have met some real nutters who have fallen in love with me in the past, so i am just careful, when i am with a guy, then he can write a song for me, one did once and it was nice, a chef i went out with named a dish after me. :goof:

Maybe I should approach her and say I've made pancakes that look just like her face.

[nebbit]

Maybe I should approach her and say I've made pancakes that look just like her face.

:laugh:

[2wrongs]

Maybe I've just been out of the dating scene so long that I have forgotten the way things work...but couldn't you just ask her a question relating to the class, somehow? Just by striking up a conversation about some notes you may have missed or a lesson you didn't quite understand might prove useful in seeing if she's even worth the efforts. What if she's totally boring or annoying? I've always found it very easy to make small talk just by using the class as an excuse to talk to a person. Worked for me!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Hmm.. most of what I was going to say has already been said, but since I voted that you're weird, I feel I should say something. :p I agree with Yoda, Caitlyn and 2wrongs. Saying 'hello' and striking up a conversation = very good start.

[Pyro Tramp]

Maybe this is just because im a little younger, but if you can get her MSN address....sorted. Works wonders for me (<edit> worked).
Id be scared, you need an ice breaker, sit close to her in class and ask her something, anything about the class. After just say hey when you see her etc and then get to know her.
Sorry if i sound patronising etc, but its th best advice i have

[Piddzilla]

The thing is... We're such a big class which is divided into four groups; A, B, C and D. Every group is divided into smaller groups of 4-6 people and you don't have much to do with the other groups. And of course she and I aren't even in the same "large small group". So walking up to here just like that to ask about notes or anything else would probably be a little weird too. I'm hoping that she will have chosen the same specialized course as me, criminology, which is the last part of this semester. Then perhaps there will be some more chances to talk to her. :D

Man, has this been blown out of proportion or what? Maybe she will like me if I give her a transcript of this thread.

Maybe I've just been out of the dating scene so long that I have forgotten the way things work...

Actually.. I'm not the dating guy at all so I have no experience really. The relations I've had with ladies have all just kind of happened... I guess I am hoping for that some kind of natural situation will develop that I can take advantage of. :randy:

Maybe this is just because im a little younger, but if you can get her MSN address....sorted. Works wonders for me (<edit> worked).


That would of course be cool. But I don't know how the hell I would get it. I don't even know her name.

[Pyro Tramp]

Get a friend of a friend of a friend who knows her to give it to you, assuming there is one.
Look at the register for her name and add every variation of that name till you get her.
I obviously dont know how your lessons run so this probably wont be applicable, again, im talking from how things work where i am.

[2wrongs]

The thing is... We're such a big class which is divided into four groups; A, B, C and D. Every group is divided into smaller groups of 4-6 people and you don't have much to do with the other groups. And of course she and I aren't even in the same "large small group". So walking up to here just like that to ask about notes or anything else would probably be a little weird too. I'm hoping that she will have chosen the same specialized course as me, criminology, which is the last part of this semester. Then perhaps there will be some more chances to talk to her. :D Oh. Hmmm. That does put a damper on my suggestion.



Actually.. I'm not the dating guy at all so I have no experience really. The relations I've had with ladies have all just kind of happened... I guess I am hoping for that some kind of natural situation will develop that I can take advantage of. :randy: The natural situations are the best, for sure. I used to love to frequent parties with my friends and find some quiet corner to drink and observe. More times than not, I'd get some company and then a quite natural conversation would unfold in which case, the end result was a phone number I could feel comfortable in calling. Nothing seems more out of the norm than those meat-market-dance-clubs and getting some stranger breathing down your neck and trying to get you to go home with them. Ick. I wish you the best of luck, Pidd.

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

Okay, so maybe pooping your pants is moving a little too fast. Maybe its sending a message you can't back up - that's fine.

I like what Mr. Tramp had to say though.

Just act like you own the place. Be like, "Yo, Lady, ya' know what the deal is or I gotta' bust you in tha' grill?" She'll be like, "Um, sure, let's go makeout and be girlfriend and boyfriend." Wa-La, you have not only broken the ice and threatened to break her mouth but you are now in a relationship. Second thought - don't threaten to hit ladies, they are nice and have fun things. Threaten the smallest kid in the class and bully him - ladies love a bully. Or just get drunk before you go to class and talk about random things. You could throw a pencil at her and be like, "Hey lady, quit sucking the pencil out of my hands with your attractiveness." I doubt that one will work, but it might not even be funny...

Forget all that. Scroll up and read the second part of what Mr. Pyro Tramp had to say. It sounds like a bullet proof (Am I the only one that though Bullet Proof Munk sucked all sorts of ass?) plan.

Just do whatever. Everyone's different. Don't you think that if there was something any guy could do to get a lady, every guy would be donig it? There is no universal pickup line (except for pooping your pants). The only pickup line that works is being yourself. You know why? Because if you do what someone else would do you're being them and eventually she'll be like, "You've changed." You don't what that. Just be ILL and go for the KILL. That's my rap about picking up chicks. Just be comfotable and confident, she'll start to groove on it and be like, "I like the way he's comfortable and confident, I want to know more about him."

DON'T POOP YOU'RE PANTS IF YOU GET NERVOUS

[2wrongs]

There is no sure-fire pick-up line. Thank God. All we really want is some sweet schmo to ask us out and tell us we look pretty; putty in your hands boys.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Okay, so maybe pooping your pants is moving a little too fast. Maybe its sending a message you can't back up - that's fine....
:rotfl:

[nebbit]

Just act confidant, that is attractive, just remember Pidz you are beautiful inside and out, I would go for you if i wasn't old enough to be your mother :goof: :D

[Piddzilla]

Okay, so maybe pooping your pants is moving a little too fast. Maybe its sending a message you can't back up - that's fine.

I like what Mr. Tramp had to say though.

Just act like you own the place. Be like, "Yo, Lady, ya' know what the deal is or I gotta' bust you in tha' grill?" She'll be like, "Um, sure, let's go makeout and be girlfriend and boyfriend." Wa-La, you have not only broken the ice and threatened to break her mouth but you are now in a relationship. Second thought - don't threaten to hit ladies, they are nice and have fun things. Threaten the smallest kid in the class and bully him - ladies love a bully. Or just get drunk before you go to class and talk about random things. You could throw a pencil at her and be like, "Hey lady, quit sucking the pencil out of my hands with your attractiveness." I doubt that one will work, but it might not even be funny...

Forget all that. Scroll up and read the second part of what Mr. Pyro Tramp had to say. It sounds like a bullet proof (Am I the only one that though Bullet Proof Munk sucked all sorts of ass?) plan.

Just do whatever. Everyone's different. Don't you think that if there was something any guy could do to get a lady, every guy would be donig it? There is no universal pickup line (except for pooping your pants). The only pickup line that works is being yourself. You know why? Because if you do what someone else would do you're being them and eventually she'll be like, "You've changed." You don't what that. Just be ILL and go for the KILL. That's my rap about picking up chicks. Just be comfotable and confident, she'll start to groove on it and be like, "I like the way he's comfortable and confident, I want to know more about him."

DON'T POOP YOU'RE PANTS IF YOU GET NERVOUS

Thanks for the lesson. Ali. :p

[Piddzilla]

Just act confidant, that is attractive, just remember Pidz you are beautiful inside and out, I would go for you if i wasn't old enough to be your mother :goof: :D

How hot does a man have to be for you to ignore that and go for him anyway? :)

[2wrongs]

ew. Can I change my vote to "weird"?

[Pyro Tramp]

Had any luck yet Pidzilla?
Similar situation (?): I liked this girl on my bus for like a whole year (not that seriously, i mean i pulled others) but i got her msn address and saw her at a few parties, where she pulled other guys (yes, plural) and that really sucks. But now im going out with a different gal, who is way better than the bus gal.
Hmmm, basically, dont get too hung up on her or you could get hurt, kinda. hmmm. maybe ignore me. but my humble opinion is theres someone for everyone
good luck all the same, you'll find a way

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

I think it's funny shiz when things are looked at this way - BEWARE: Guys point of view.

"Yeah, she's cool but she slept with some other d00ds I didn't like" OR
"Yeah, she's cool but she's HAD sex with some d00d that's a douche." SAME DIFFERENCE

My point is, it shouldn't matter. I says a lot about who she was, but nothing about who she is and can be. Didn't you learn anything from the movie Clerks?

"Try not to suck any d*ck on the way out!"

"She's sucked 28 d*cks."
"Atleast it's not 27."
(something like that)

I think it's a genius point. If some dood is like, "I've slept with your girlfriend", point out the fact that you're the one sleeping with your girlfriend.

The past is past.

Words of wisdom brought to you by,
PIMP'to the'DA'to the'SHIZZLE

Was what I just said relevant to anything anyone said in this thread? Meh.

[Piddzilla]

No luck yet.. :nope:

[2wrongs]

No luck yet.. :nope:
Keep us updated!

I still think talking to her about the class you're both in would do ya fine. Who cares if it looks weird. Just find her outside of class and say," Hey, aren't you in my _________class? With Mr./Mrs.___________?"

She'll say yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

There you go. Figure out what to say next. She'll be on to you but at least you're not twiddling your thumbs.

[Pyro Tramp]

just dont 'pitch your tent'