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PigsnieLite
08-19-01, 08:40 PM
This is actally Pigsnies suggestion but I think its a good idea also. he says I might actually learn somethin. NOT! but here goes. In this thread, each of us writes what happened in one day of their life. So I will talk about yesterday, august 18.
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6:30. I get up like clockworks, throw chairman meow off the bed & go to the bath. I am in there 10 minutes. I brush my hair & wash my face & go to the potty. I check for zits. NONE! Then I go back to my bedroom, make the bed & turn on the TV to see if the worlds blown up yet. nope. Then I change into my blue Hannibal tee shirt & jeans & go down to the kitchen.
7:00-8.00 - Brekkers! Pigsnie already up, Cooked huge omelet with tomato & onions, 6 bangers (4 for me, 2 for him) & scones.
Pigsnie has coffee, I have Horlicks chocolate drink. Pigsnie reads the paper, London Times New York times, Independnt. Hummm, some talk about what Im doing that day, then he tell me to feed the dogs & cat. (He ALWAYS says this everyday of my life, like I dont know!) After breakfast I put dishes in dishwasher, then Pigsnie leaves wit a big duffel bag of somethin, maybe heroin, hahaha!! Oh & there were 4 phone calls.
8.00-10 - I am on computer, checkin out email & my firends on movieforums. :) New threads about nobs & cussin, loll.
Go to amazon, add stuff to my books wanted list & then visit Sun Online for silly stuff.
10.30 - Leave the house, go to mum & dads place in Regents park. Weather a bit gloomy. Do a few chores around the house, wash my mums pekinese whose tongeu is always hangin out, eat half of Mums strawberry cake, stay for lunch. Roast beef & gravy & ice cream & macaroni salad, yummy! Play ping pong with my dad for an hour. I ask him what he wants for his birthday & he says book about WW2 AGAIN! Or CD of Dean Martin, whos he???
1.30-5.30. Visit my friends Patrick & Tooly. Tooly wants to see CATS & dogs but I dont want to see it. Spend half an hr yellin about it & then Patrick says lets just go see Rush Hour 2. So we took a bus to the moviehouse, bought 2 tubs of popcorn, drinks & samozas from Indian deli nearthe moviehouse becuz I love samozas. The movie was great! In the bathroom, we argued aboht how jackie could fit into that counter slot, Tooly says it is a a special effect, I say Jackie can do anythin!
Then Tooly kids that we should have tea at Harrods & I said he was stupid, lets go play video games but Patrick says that is boring becuz we did that for like 4 hrs yesterday. Then Tooly says lets go to Kings Street & hang out. So we just footled about, Patrick bought some X men comics & I bought some old coins from a shop & then we went to a fish & chip shop & stuffed ourselfs sick, hahaha, that was great!
6.00. Pigsnie not home so I walked the dogs. Takes 20 minutes. Our neighbor, an old soldier dude called mr. Foyston told me to give Pigsnie a package so I took it, it felt like books. Or heroin, hahaha! :)
6.20-11. I get on the computer & stay there for like 3 hrs. Pigsnie comes home at 9. He asked me if I ate, I said no, I just had 3 sandwiches so he drops a bunch of stuff in the livin room & goes to the study. he yells that there are 20 mesages on the voice mail. And then he starts cussin about a deadline & some guy named Ralph & then he cusses some more. Then he kicks a chair & goes up to his room & slams the door. Chairman Meow says he is in a bad mood. the phone rings, it is a girl for Pigsnie but I tell her, he is busy.
Pigsnie comes down at 10 after takin a shower, then tells me he is goin out for a couple of hours. I say, what if a serial killer breaks in the house, what should I do? He tells me to email TWT, hahaha!!!! :laugh: Than he leaves.
11-1.00. Pigsnie comes back 12.30. Hes been drinkin but not drunk. I am lyin on the couch, readin the Holy Bible. NOT!
I am actually readin a cool book called the Demonologist, true stories about demon thingies. You should read it, wortle & Steve. I go to bed at 1.15, right after Pigsnie tells me to get off the couch & go to bed. He seemed in a better mood but hes smokin again.
So that is how my day went. Fascinating isnt it? you just know Im gonna grow up to be a serial killer.
the End. :)
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
7:00-8.00 - Brekkers! Pigsnie already up, Cooked huge omelet with tomato & onions, 6 bangers (4 for me, 2 for him) & scones.
Pigsnie has coffee, I have Horlicks chocolate drink.
eat half of Mums strawberry cake, stay for lunch. Roast beef & gravy & ice cream & macaroni salad, yummy!
bought 2 tubs of popcorn, drinks & samozas from Indian deli nearthe moviehouse becuz I love samozas
we went to a fish & chip shop & stuffed ourselfs sick, hahaha, that was great!
I just had 3 sandwiches
Man, You eat all day!
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
Pigsnie comes down at 10 after takin a shower, then tells me he is goin out for a couple of hours. I say, what if a serial killer breaks in the house, what should I do? He tells me to email TWT, hahaha!!!! :laugh:
LOL
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
I am lyin on the couch, readin the Holy Bible. NOT!
I am actually readin a cool book called the Demonologist, true stories about demon thingies.
So that is how my day went. Fascinating isnt it? you just know Im gonna grow up to be a serial killer.
Between you and Sunfrog--I'm gonna have to move to another continent.
Why do I get the odd feeling that you two talk about me offline quite a bit? :) Anyway, I'll try to post "A Day in the Life of a Commissioner" in a bit...but I guess I'll have to plan it a little in advance, so I can take a few notes throughout the day. Pretty good idea for a thread...hopefully all the regular MoFos will participate. :)
spudracer
08-19-01, 10:24 PM
Let's see...I will do today...
7:00 am - woke up...ate...read the paper..took a shower, and shaved and brushed my teeth
8:00 am - arrived at my church to get the sound board ready for the day. Got the laptop all setup for the slides.
9:00 am - sitting in church, looking at my bible.
10:00 am - sitting in sunday school talking about dumb people. That's basically what we do in there every week.
11:00 am - at Dillons(Grocery Store) talkin to my boss about Hannibal.
12:00 pm - eatin lunch, checkin MoFo out.
1:00 pm - asleep. Naps are the answer to a boring day.
3:00 pm - waking up. Good nap. Helping rip carpet up. What fun
4:00 pm - still workin on carpet.
5:00 pm - taking carpet to dumpster
6:00 pm - sittin watchin tv
7:00 pm - watching simpsons
8:00 pm - put Usual Suspects on...Peter have you watched it yet!?!?!? eating some fries(nothing else to eat)
9:00 pm - still watching Usual Suspects
10:00 pm - probably falling asleep.
11 - 12 - asleep
PigsnieLite
08-20-01, 05:15 AM
Dont worry Wortle. If I ever become like the Tooth fairy Sunfrog & me will spare your life & we will look up somebody else on movieforums, heehee. :laugh:
TWT: Why do I get the odd feeling that you two talk about me offline quite a bit?
Well I dont know TWT but you do seem to have a lot of odd feelings, loll. I think Pigsnie just snapped becuz I was iritating him about famous nobs hes seen in the movies. :)
SPdrcr, I think my Sunday was even worse than yours. I had to wash 3 cars. :(
I'm gonna talk about last Saturday, second day of a game tournament called Capitol Punishment. Might wanna skip past this, pretty boring.
5:30 I woke up at Grants house, and watched infomercials on TV.
8:00 About three hours later(lot of infomercials) everyone else woke up and we went to Ihop. I got some French Toast. The syrup thing was messed up and it all rushed out and drenced everything on my plate. Made me overdose on that stuff.
9:00 We arrived back at the armory where it was being held about an hour after that.
10:00 I go back to my comp, walk past a guy sitting next to me who seemed to be rolling a cigarette(thought nothing of it) I then joined a Counter-Strike server to get some practice in. I'm owning up in the server I'm in(I'm a pretty good CS player).
10:15 I start to smell something that smells like crap that had been set aflame. At first I thought it was someones computer over heating and melting. I look around and saw the guy who had been rolling the cig a few minutes before. I realized it wasn't tobacco he'd been packing. He started to blow the smoke in people's faces, one guy asked him to stop and he got angry. So the guy went and told one of the staff about this guy. What a stupid *** guy, he was. He had walked into an armory equipped with dozens of fully armed guards to cause a rucuss over weed. Anyways. Soon the cops showed up, the guy got unrully and started to swing at them, they sprayed mace in his eyes, guy kept swinging so then he took two battons to the knees, they shoved him in the back of a squad car. He then proceeded to punch(actually punch with his fist) out the back window of the cruiser. He tried to escape and run. So then they had to put him in one of those portable jail things and cart him off.
11:00- about 3:00 was just me talking or practicing CS with some friends.
3:15 or so the Counter-Strike 5 vs 5 tournament starts. I discuss tactics with my clan. We are matched up against some guys named HD. We dominated them. Only lost one round.
4:00 we go to the desk to see who we play next. The thing we had hoped against the whole time strikes. Next opponents are our friends Ants. Ants is the best clan I have ever seen. They are gods at that game. Clearly we are going to get owned. We proceed to get owned.
then do to whatever reasons we didn't start our next match untill 11:00 at night. At this point my entire clan had only had about 3 hours of sleep in 48 hours. Everyone is dead tired. We forfeit our next match, which was sad because under normal conditions we'd of killed those guys.
12:00 I wake up from sleeping on a cot. Fun!! I wake up to very loud sounds. Wade through the computers and watch some short movies being projected onto the wall. Then the rest of the night I pretty much just talked to and watched Ants proceeded to destroy every clan that tried to play them. Funny stuff.
Cool day huh??!?(not really) I just wanted to talk about it because of the guy who got beat down. It was cool!!!
I'll talk about my day tomorrow though because I actually plan on doing something interesting then.
Hahahaha. That was funny. Most people who smoke weed would go quietly, I would imagine. :)
We got pictures of him being put into the car and stuff. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Sunday, August 19, 2001
6:15 am: Sister's baby wakes me up. Grateful that I'm not responsible for changing his diapers.
6:30 am: Dressup in tee-shirt bought from EBAY for $2.00 (Shipping & handling $4.00) Made ban-cha (Japanese tea) on propane stove. Rooster crows.
7:00 am: Have to feed nephew after all. Rolled up a cloth diaper and tied him back of dining chair. Fed him milk, raisins and crackers. when sister comes in from putting on her make-up :eek: I go to hand pump to fill 6 buckets of water for baby bath and dog bath.
7:20 am: Give dog bath first. THen baby. Different tubs because sister insisted.
8:30 am: Feed chickens and geese. Brought 2 sacks of rice into house
8:50 am: Do the wash. Use TIDE. Washing machine is full of smelly cloth diapers so I use a tin tub. Dogs keep trying to get into tub. They love water. Can't get all the tea stains and nephew vomit out of my shirts. Had to use bleach. This will eat holes into my shirts. I hang them on clotheslines. At least my clothes will smell like the ocean!
10:00 am: I take a walk through forest. I stay for a little while under a stand of hapu'u. Reminded me of the Grove of Suicides in Dante'S Inferno.
TO BE CONTINUED
(Have to do this in spurts--I may get kicked offline while I'm writing)
10:30 am: I shop for groceries in small mom and pop store. I love this place. THere are tiny cans of corned beef and lunch meats. Norweigan sardines and Hawaiian tuna, There's a cooler full of hams, briskets and one rib roast. Taro root for making poi next to macaroni salad in plastic bags. Fresh tofu and tempura. Sushi in HUGE rolls of black seaweed stuffed with vinegar rice full of shrimp & carrots & water chestnuts. They are selling also one pot of vanda orchids and a wrinkled little buttonwood bonsai. I buy matches and toothpaste and :eek: tampons from the storeowner, Mr. Tokunaga. I told him my sister is staying over. Sure.
PigsnieLite
08-20-01, 11:06 PM
Hasnt your sis ever heard of DISPOSABLE diapers, Wortle? When I was a sprout Pigsnie said our mum just didnt give me any underwear for a whole year. So I was runnin around London butt-nekked until I was 2.
Ps. I wouldnt buy tampons for anyone, even for my wife if I had one. Let them get their own femi9 thingies. :)
What--no diapers? Ya just No.1 and No.2'd all over the neighborhood? Me sisters doesn't want nothing but COTTON against baby skin. Jeez, I was wearing tree bark when I was a kid.
Buying tampons aren't so bad. I've gotten used to that--living among so many women. :bawl:
PigsnieLite
08-20-01, 11:21 PM
hahaha, Yup. I left a happy trail wherever I went. Pigsnie said they could usualy find me by my droppings. I only wore diapers when we had company. :)
Sir Toose
08-21-01, 12:00 AM
Ok. Here was my day today: Prepare to be so bored!
5:00am Beat the s**t out of my alarm clock, get in the shower.
5:30 Dress, hit the door.
6:00 Arrived at the office (Compaq)
6:15 Drank 3 cups of coffee, check what the insomniacs are saying on MoFo.
6:30 Synchronize all my databases
7:00 Build a query to automatically populate a vb app I'm developing so people will quit asking me for s**t. I can now tell them "get it yourself :)
10:00 Fix a bombed Autocad drawing for one of our facilities
11:00 Forgo lunch to beat a deadline on an inane project.
12:00 Eat lunch. I smoked hamburgers and hot dogs yesterday, the folks came, a good time was had by all. Took leftover hanburger and some cold beans. oops excuse me. Checked the MoFo again and read through the nob discussion.
1:00 Everybody wants automation of everything. Jeez people if I do all of this, like, we won't need you anymore...? Get the picture? Boneheads.
3:00 Jerk around with previous vb app. query works but it still has bugs...de bug.
4:00 Meet with boss. She is very cool. We talk movies... she hates the mandolin thing. She drops a hellacious Friday deadline on me for some other stuff. People will die without this information. She calls them "Pinheads". Then apologizes for being sarcastic. I've never seen her like this... I'm cracking up.
5:00 Get home. Clean up after the hurricane (my daughter). Feed the kids. My wife went to pick up her bro from the airport... cool guy. PHD in philosophy, he teaches.
6:30 Tubby time. Kids get their baths. I read my daughter some "Critter" books, she loves those. She passes out around 8:00
8:00 Smoke my son in Mario Brothers 2. This is my game... I can beat this with one guy. He's sooooo jealous. He wants to play something he can win. Beats me like a drum at Super Smash Brothers. Jigglypuff is so lame. DonkeyKong is the man.
9:00 Read my son "Charlotte's Web". Tell him a ghost story, he loves those. Read trashy novel, currently "White Star" by James Thayer. It's about an assasin (sniper) who becomes a cop. Now another sniper is after him. Keeps shooting the people around him wherever he goes.
10:00 Read the MoFo diatribes. Crack up at PLites commentaries and warts tampon story. Thank you gentlemen my evening is now complete!
I'm going to see if there's any Shiner Bock left in the "Frigidaire".
Originally posted by Toose
8:00 Smoke my son in Mario Brothers 2. This is my game... I can beat this with one guy. He's sooooo jealous. He wants to play something he can win. Beats me like a drum at Super Smash Brothers. Jigglypuff is so lame. DonkeyKong is the man.
Yoshi all the way.:D
Mario 2 is funky. I prefer Mario 3...and, of course, the original. My brother and I play each other in that. It's like impossible to beat the first level in less than 57 seconds...go ahead and try! We've got beaten it in exactly 57 seconds a bunch of times...that's as good as it gets.
I once beat it like 3 times in a row without losing all my lives...
Sir Toose
08-21-01, 11:59 AM
Do you know the turtle on the stairs trick in Mario? 128 1 ups?
I just spent a solid 30 minutes trying to push a huge, broken, riding mower a whole 15 feet up a muddy hill. Pain in the *** that was.
Originally posted by Toose
Do you know the turtle on the stairs trick in Mario? 128 1 ups?
Yeah...even seen someone do it...but I can't.
PigsnieLite
08-21-01, 02:29 PM
Your day is not so borin, Toose. Looks good to me. That must be what its like for Pigsnie when he goes to the office, well except for the cold beans part. :) Hes home right now becuz hes on leave while he writes his book.
Since I KNOW he wont post what his day is like, I am spyin on him like kim Philby & writin down everythin he does. WATCH out for Updates!!!
Sir Toose
08-21-01, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by TWTCommish
Originally posted by Toose
Do you know the turtle on the stairs trick in Mario? 128 1 ups?
Yeah...even seen someone do it...but I can't.
I can do it every time... pi**es my son off so bad!
PigsnieLite
08-21-01, 04:55 PM
A day in the life of my brother Pigsnie, SUNDAY!
5.45. I checked his alarm, this is the time he usually gets up. He does not wear superman jammies. his medicine cab is very neat, he shaves with shavin cup & foam. There is this blue stuff he splashes on his face but its in a dispenser so I dont know whats its called. IT STINGS!!! :bawl: He takes a shower. he usually wears khakis at home & a white shrt. All his towels are white, mine have Tweety Bird, hahaha!!!
6.00-7. Ok, I know he starts makin breakfast around this time becuz I can smell it from my room. I also hear the dogs runnin around outside. Sunday, we had bacon & hash browns & eggs. Chairman Meow eats his stuff on the kitchen counter, dunno why, he just does. Dogs eat under the table. Pigsnie said to me, youre not goin to wear that to church, are you?
Whats wrong with my hannibal Tee shirt? I said. I changed.
TO BE CONTINYOOD ..
PigsnieLite
08-22-01, 03:41 AM
CONTINUING Pigsnies DAY ..
8.00-9. CHURCH! We always sit in the front pews. Liturgy very boring. The angel of the lord came & sitett in Oprah that belonged to Joeash the Abzirite. and then Gideon complains about how his family is the meanest in town, thats all I remember. :laugh: Pigsnie puts envelope in the alms basket. I put 2 pounds, sometimes 50p if Im goin to the movies later. Tooly is the altar boy, hahaha, he looks pissed.
9.15-11. SUPERMARKET!!! Pigsnie usually doesnt take me becuz I fill the cart with all sorts of crap but he takes me this time. Lets see, we bought bananas, melons, ground meats, cleanin fluid, bread, jams, butter, orange juice, ketchup, biscuits, eggs, flour, bottled water,veggies. I put frozen pizza, ptoato sticks, tater tots, potato salad, egg nog & 3 gallons of ice cream in cart, then wait to see if Pigsnie takes them out. He didnt, HUZZAH!!!! At the casher, Pigsnie says paper.
11.30-2.00. LUNCH! We dropped off groceries, then go to MacDonalds! I eat 2 BLTs, large fries, smoothy, Coke. Pigsnie eats 6 chicken wings (NOT enuf for ME!) & fries & Coke. He asks me what I did yesterday with Tooly & Patrick, then tells me were going to Foyles next. Foyles is a bookseller on Charing cross road.
At Foyles Pigsnie goes off to talk to Mr Park, the owner & I just wander around the archaeology & bodice ripper sections, hahaha!!! At booksellers, Pigsnie pretty much lets me pick anythin I want so I go nuts. I get
THE GREAT HEDGE OF INDIA - about a hedge in India
The QUEST FOR the true CROSS- why doesnt Indiana Jones look for the true Cross?
ARTHUR the DRAGON KING- new book about Arthur, WORTLE!
FARENHEIT 451- Pigsnie said Ill like it, its by Ray Bradbury.
THE Custom of THE SEA- the cover says it is a shocking true tale of shipreck, murder & the last taboo so I got it!
Oops, no time to look thru bodice rippers becuz Pigsnie just showed up. He put everythin on American Express gold card. Casher says, Will that be all sir? Pigsnie says, Are you buying little boys? I dont think thats so funny.
2.30-5.00. HOME and Pigsnie says I have to wash the cars, waaaaahhhhh. :bawl: And he doesnt help me at all. He just sits on the stoop & reads the papers. THATS THREE CARS and ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A HEARSE!!! :(
TO BE CONTINUED, my piggies are sore..
PigsnieLite
08-22-01, 05:12 AM
CONCLUSION!!!
5.00-7. Pigsnie went to his bedroom to nap. He must have been tired sittin on the stoop, SNIT! I go to his study & footle around his desk. hes pretty neat, theres a pile of reference books about Asia, like 15 newspapers from Hong Kong, rubber bands, staples, a lot of computer disks labeled chapter 1, 2, blah blah. I guess thats where the book is. 8 messages on voice mail. Letters & magazines. the sex bookshelf is locked, hahaha, had to try. Too bad, I can see the Realm of the senses in side.
I get bored so I go to the kitchen to cook dinner. FROZEN PIZZA & TAter TOTS, Yummmm. Pigsnie comes down at 6, he had a shower already & hes not wearin a shirt. YEAH, Thmilin, his top is naked & he has 3 ****. NOT!! HAHAHA! Pigsnie says he forgot it was frozen pizza & tater tot night. then we eat while watchin BBC world news.
7.30. Pigsnie walks the dogs.I follow him, slinkin from bush to bush. Glassy poops in a flower bed, Pigsnie looks at the turds. I guess he thinks it isnt much becuz he buries it in the flower bed with the scooper instead of picking it up! Tusk tusk tusk.
8.00-12.00. We watch tape of Tomb of the Teracotta Warriors from History channel. And then Flea Zone, documetary about fleas & about how fleas got so small that they couldnt appear in circuses anymore. Pigsnie says they forgot to check Chairman Meow, Loll. Pigsnie gets a beer, then asks to see the ancient coins I got yesterday at Kings Street. He says theyre not bad, 2 of them are silver. then its BBC news again! More mad lambs hve been found! the Chunnel is still there! Pigsnie watches a lot of news. The phone rings at 11.30, it sounds like a very loud woman. Ugghhh, cant understand a thing, Pigsnie speaks french. When I get older Im gonna learn french so I can listen to this stuff.
What if M15 wants to recrut me??? :)
12.30. We all go to bed. BBC ran out of news.
The End.
[Edited by PigsnieLite on 08-22-2001]
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
CONCLUSION!!!
Glassy poops in a flower bed, Pigsnie looks at the turds
What do "glassy poolps" look like? Or is that Glasnost, your dog?
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
We watch tape of Tomb of the Teracotta Warriors from History channel. And then Flea Zone, documetary about fleas & about how fleas got so small that they couldnt appear in circuses anymore. Pigsnie says they forgot to check Chairman Meow, Loll.
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It takes a Great Man to watch fleas for an hour with you, PLite. Especially when you're plotting to take his heroin money. :D
PigsnieLite
08-22-01, 07:24 PM
The dogs name is Glasyalabolus! Hes even baptized & everythin, hahaha.
Loll, yeah Pigsnie a Real hero for watchin fleas! Well it was either that or crocodile hunter & he HATES Crocodile hunter. Hes always sayin, Irwin been killed yet? Whats taking so long? :laugh:
TWTwannaBe
08-23-01, 02:15 PM
I think pigsnie is a drug dealer, always leaving the house late at night. Do you guys live in europe? You said you put 5lbs in the offering. My guess is you 2 guys live alone since I haven't heard anyone else mentioned? 3 cars is a lot for 2 people, what kind are they? Pigsnie's definetly a drug dealer
PigsnieLite
08-23-01, 03:22 PM
HAha, you think so, Wannabe? So my name be HeroinLite, loll.
Yeah, we live in England, you know, where Lady diana came from. And I put 2 pounds in the alms basket, I cant afford 5 lbs!!! Thats too much, Im not a millionaire!!
Yeah, 3 cars is too much, especially when I cant drive any of them, boohoo. :bawl: Pigsnie has a Bentley arnage, a Volvo S70 and a morris Minor, thats the one that looks like a hearse. The Volvo is Pigsnies everyday car, I guess. The arnage is too expensive to use a lot but it has a real cool grill in front. This is his drug dealer car becuz he keeps a leather coat & a hat with a feather in the trunk, hahaha. :D
TWTwannaBe
08-23-01, 09:51 PM
OMG, you have a bentley? A bentley is my dream car, WOW, I'd pay $50 to wash that. That settles the drug dealer thought, he definetly is.
PigsnieLite
08-24-01, 05:34 AM
Youd pay $50 to wash a car, you gotta be kiddin! Its a real nice car but its Pigsnie who should pay me. The thing weighs like 3 tons & theres so much leather inside they miust have used 10 cows. I have to use special leather polish & it takes an hour. (I did that today, bleech!) and then the mileage must be like 2 miles to the gallon or somethin becuz if he used it to visit the relations in Stafford, hed have to sell me to Sultan Underpants, hahaha.
My favorite part though is the dash! The wood is maple burr & there are so many dials & stuff, it looks like airplane cockpit. :)
Whoa, Church? I had no idea Pigsnie (and yourself) were religious men. Didn't seem that way...but I guess you can't always tell all that easily. People are sometimes surprised to find out that I am...same for my father.
The Hannibal t-shirt thing is pretty funny. And yeah, Pigsnie's a dealer. But hey, it could be worse: he could be a telemarketer.
PigsnieLite
08-24-01, 07:23 PM
Im not a MAN, Im 15 !!!! hahaha!! :laugh:
I dont think Im religious, Pigsnie has to tie me up in the confessional with duct tape so I wont escape. I am pure, I have never comitted a mortal sin in my life! I have not killed or adulterized or stolen. (well, except for that book in Pigsnies drawer but I will return that as soon as I finish!) I honor my mum & dad & do not make groovy images. I do say MY GOD! a lot so maybe thats wrong. Ok, one sin, I admit it! You religious people always torturing us heathens, hahaha. :)
Hummm, is Pigsnie religious? I dunno. maybe. We dont say Grace or anythin. Ive never seen him read the Bible excep in church. Maybe he hides it when he reads comics, heehee. He did say he was gonna be a preist once but when he found out he couldnt wear silk underwear under his dress, he quit. LOLL. :laugh: :laugh:
Continuing Aug 19, Sunday
Not that my memory's so good; I did a diary day.
11:30 (After grocery post)
Went down to shore to visit friend who was stung by jellyfish. Box jellyfish are impossible to see but they have a cycle. 10 days after the full moon they show up on the leeward side of island. THey are more likely to sting in the morning. Never been stung but have stepped on sea urchins. Bought him plate lunch.
12:30: Down a ways to another pal with pet chameleon with tail problem. Looks dry so we put aloe vera on it. See how that goes. Checked Movieforums from here. And drooled over Martian red gaming PCs in Alienware.com site. Had lunch of shish kebab spam and mahi mahi. Weird combo but his sister is preggers and she has cravings. Weirdest one is grilled goat in oyster sauce.
1:30: Fell asleep watching reruns of OUTER LIMITs. (Some of this stuff is pretty good. The bee girl is intrestin.
TO BE CONTINUED. (Just got a call.)
Gah Alienware is nice. So very nice! My friend got one a few weeks ago. Cost about $3,000, but damn is it nice.
Originally posted by OG-
Gah Alienware is nice. So very nice! My friend got one a few weeks ago. Cost about $3,000, but damn is it nice.
Alienware. Wha?
Alienware is a company that makes extremely powerful computers. Full customizable, power machines. Mainly for gaming, but they have different kinds. You can get them for movie editing, business, or anything really. My dream Alienware computer costs $10,443. God I wish I had that computer!!! It makes me drool wishing I had it!:D
Scratch that! I just customized one to around 15,000. Hey Ryan, when you become a millionaire movie maker, promise me you'll buy me that!!!:D:D
PigsnieLite
08-30-01, 05:40 PM
A day in the life of my Goldfish. HINT hint TWT, Wortle..
7.00. Another day in the life of PigsnieLite!! I get up, scratch meself, go to the WC & do #1, slap my face, then back to the bedroom. Turn on the TV, France is still there so thats ok. Go down to kitchen where Goldfish lives.
We keep her on the kitchen counter so she can watch the telly. I say HELLO FISH! (Thats her name, Fish.) She looks at me like usual. She makes a bubble. I take her fish food out of cabinet & sprinkle some flakes on top of the water.
She starts eating.
12.15. Fish still swimming around.
5.45. I come home from London Dungeon after gettin kicked out for scarin tourists, haha. Fish swimming near top of bowl. Oops time to change water. Get bigger bowl (her summer home, hahaha!), put water inside, then catch FISH with net & dump her in new bowl. Turn on the telly so she can watch cartoons with me.
8.00. Dinnertime for FISH. Dry mealworms. I eat one, its very crunchy.
1.30. Bedtime. Fish sittin in bottom of bowl. Guess shes asleep. Goodnight Fish.
THE END.
How do you know FISH is a SHE? :D
PigsnieLite
08-31-01, 11:58 PM
She doesnt have a willy. :)
Very subtle, PLite. :) Anyway, it may please you to know that I am (tentatively) planning to keep a vauge log of my day tomorrow, so as to (finally) contribute to this thread. I may have to stop if I find myself swamped with work, or something like that, but I'll give it a shot. Just hold out a little longer...
PigsnieLite
09-01-01, 04:02 AM
Its about time! And if you still dont do it I might do it for you, hahaha. :eek:
An hour in the Life of TWT.
6.00. TWT wakes up to the sound of his alarm, it sings Battle Hym of the republic. He looks out of the window, sees the robins singing, says HELLO BIRDS! He gets out of bed, puts feet in fuzzy bunny slippers (birthday present from TWT admirerFromAfar), turns on CsPAN, then goes to WC where he washes his face, cleans his ears & splashes on eaw de colong (for when he goes courtin).
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
An hour in the Life of TWT.
An Hour in the Life of TWT
6.00. TWT wakes up to the sound of his alarm, it sings Battle Hym of the republic. He looks out of the window, sees the robins singing, says HELLO BIRDS! He gets out of bed, puts feet in fuzzy bunny slippers (birthday present from TWT admirerFromAfar), turns on CsPAN, then goes to WC where he washes his face, cleans his ears & splashes on eaw de colong (for when he goes courtin).
Hour 2 in the Life of TWT
7:00. TWT in his fuzzy bunny slippers knocks on his TWTdad & Austruck's bedroom door and yells, "Are you decent?" Mumble mumble inside. TWT sticks his head (with the carefully combed locks) in the room and chirps: "Good morning Dad. Good morning Mummy. Carry on."
TWT goes to TWTWannabe's bedroom and yells at him through the door. "Get up and get me some coffee. And I want the CocoPuffs in my Batman cereal bowl this time. The Spiderman dish is cracked. And don't drink all the half-and-half"
TWT goes to Hershey's basket to find he/she/it is not there. "where is my cat?" TWT goes to the kitchen door to see if Hershey is around looking at squirrels. TWT goes to tree where TWTAdmirerFromAfar lives. "HeyTWTAdmirerFromAfar, do you have my cat?"
Actually, my parents are divorced (and both re-married), I don't drink coffee, and I don't eat breakfast. :D Funny stuff anyway, though. Hehe. Been busy today, so tomorrow might be my log day. I'll give you a little taste of today, though:
5:30PM - Pizza gets here! I stuff my face.
PigsnieLite
09-03-01, 05:48 PM
You guys are so slow & skizool is about to START!!!!
A DAY in the Life of Wortle!
6.00. The alarm rings & Wortle wakes up. HOLY HULA DANCERS, he yells. He rubs his eyes, stumbles out of bed & rips his Hawaii 5-0 jammies on his side table. DAMMIT! he cusses. You cant get these jammies anymore! He flips on the telly, A SUNAMI is coming! He cusses some more that he is gonna have to clean the yard after the sunami wreacs havoc.
Wortle goes to the WC but has to wait in line becuz there are 8 sisters ahead of him. He is there until 3.00 PM.
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Some time in the Life of Sunfrog!!
6.00. The alarm rings & Sunfrog wakes up. He starts to sing, OH what a bautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day,
oh what a beautiful mornin, everythins going my way! He jumps out of bed, looks into his jammies & says, HELLO NOB!
Then he goes to the WC, looks into the mirror & says, Oh what a good lookin boy am I !!! He washes up, does #1 & #2 & #1 again becuz he wants to get it all over with for the day, and then he changes into a psychodelic tee shirt & shorts.
7.00 - 5.00. He gets into his homemade rocket ship & disappears into we know not where. He comes back at 5, says to his mummy, I am back from my travels & haf saved the world from a horny giant Octopus beast. I hope theres some ice cream left.
THE END.
PigsnieLite
09-03-01, 05:59 PM
Ya know TWT, it would be so much easier to write about your day if all your relatives werent named TWT also, hahaha!
CARRY ON, Wortle! (Woops, how exactly were TWTdad & TWTaustruck carryin on?) :)
It's spelled Tsunami, Webster. :)
sunfrog
09-03-01, 11:04 PM
Ha! :D Okay, I've been waiting for something exciting to happen to me to write but nothing has, so here goes. Sorry if I bore you. :)
6AM I wake up, dreaming of websites, I have a good design in my head so I keep my eyes closed and fumble for my notebook to sketch it in. Find it but can't sketch with my eyes closed. Dang I'm losing it. Wonder if there's a way to be between being awake and asleep all day. Go to the WC, #1, then #2. Go turn on the computer. Footle online, dang thing is acting weird. Turn it off, go read a book. Web Design workshop by Robin Williams. Not that Robin Williams.
Some time during the day. Turn the computer on, check e-mail, mofo-r-us, neopets.com, etc.. Go outside lie on picnic table look up at the trees and read more of book. Start daydreaming, invent erasable, reuseable post-it notes. Imagine how I will become rich from invention. Go inside.
Make omlette. Eggs, Gouda cheese, Parmegan cheese, peperonchini, tomato, oregano and pepper. Top with salsa. I bet this'll taste nasty but I'm hungry so who cares. Discover the secret to fluffy omlettes!! (SPOILER: Use a small pan, the omlette doesn't have anywhere to go but up!) Eat, this is pretty dang yummy!
Footle online some more. Get new idea for website, sketch it. Begin working on website. Something is changing my code and it's not me! Dang programs! How do I get Dreamweaver to ftp?? Grr... Hours pass. Here's what I'm working on: http://www.webdesignsite.net Looks nothing like what I had in mind. Sigh. It's supposed to look like a webpage in the middle of the jungle and you're looking at it through trees. Lol. Someday it'll have lots of pages and php stuff and be beautiful. Lol. :)
Lie down, watch sumo wrestling. Get up. Online again. Need to find graphics..or shower. Hmm..Go shower. Here I go..
A Day in the Life of OG-
5:12am: My dad calls me to wake me up, its the first day of school. I'm a junior now! Go me! I wander over to my alarms to turn them off.
5:15am: I head to the shower. Strip, and take a leak. Got in the shower.
5:25am: Got out of shower, I gotta go poo now. How embarassing!
5:30am: I change into what I'm wearing for the day and head back into the bathroom. By now the steam has faded off the mirrors so I put in my contacts, and start to shave.
5:45am: Done with all my facial stuff. My friend Paul calls to make sure I'm up. See I happened to be home alone for the first day, and since I can't drive right now because of that new law,DAMN YOU VIRGINIA STATE GOVERNMENT!!!:furious:, if I missed the bus I'd of been screwed.
6:00am: Head down to the bus stop. It's not far at all. Talk to the people there for a bit.
6:10am: Bus comes. I get on it. It takes me to another place where I have to get off that bus and get on another bus. So many new people on the bus this year! One hot chic though, so I didn't mind.
7:30am: I finally get to school, gawd I hate the bus. I head over to the caffeteria to see what class I go to first. Someone hit me on the shoulder, it was my friend Ryan.
7:35am: Go to my first class period, SCL02 was the room number it said to go to. I go there. Talking to some people, then I realize I'm not in chemistry!! I'm in IB Bio!! Wrong room. Mark (Zweeedorf) comes walking by with the same problem. We wander off and find our actual room. Which still isn't our room so we had to go to another toom again!
7:45am: Talk to people I know in my class, cool class because I know almost everyone in it, and meet the teacher. Very cool teacher, very laidback.
9:00am or so: That class ends, head on over to next class. IB Anthropology. Teacher is miss Ellis, everyone loves her. I don't. But hey, again lots of friends in this class. Majority are perty ladys! Not switching this class!:D
10:10am: Class ends, next thing I'm supposed to go to is lunch! Lunch!!! WTF!!! It's freaking 10:10 in the morning!!! I'm not hungry!:furious: Oh well. Lots o friends in lunch. Meet lots of friends I hadn't seen all summer. Lots of hugs exchanged. See the hot chic from the bus, say hi. I'm so sauve.
10:40 or so: To next period I go!! IB History. Wow! To my surprise the teacher is hot!! Deffinetely keeping this class!(:D) Sit behind my friend Erin. Sit through another boring hour of them explaining rules of the school which no one obeys anyway. Stuff like no drinks is a school rule, but then the teacher just says they'll allow them!
12:20: IB History is over, head on over to IB Spanish 4. Mark is in this class too! Sit next to him and some other friends. Go over more rules. Then we do this worksheet and are supposed to answer simply questions about us, like who our favorite actor/actress/movie is. Mark and I get into a fight about actors. Teach starts taking random people to do a mock discussion in front of the class(I suck at spanish so mark and I pretended to be busy). Works fine. Gets to the last pair to be called on. Punkass friend Cyrus starts shouting "Peter and Mark!!". So now we stand up and waste time saying phrases in spanish untill the bell rings.
2:00: Classes are over. Head down to the lobby to buy a Powerade. Talk to some friends. Head to the bus. Finally find it, not where it was last year, and head to the back(hot girls at the front:() Friend Paul gets on, talk for a while. Become bored, whip out mp3-cd player. Listen to some Mindless Self Indulgence. Wait for the newbies to get off the bus.
3:15: The bus finally drops me off. I use to get dropped off at 2:35!!! DAMN THOSE NEW KIDS!!! DAMN THEM ALL!!! Except for the hottie of course.:D
3:20: Grab a carton of orangce and head up to my room. Get online, reply to some posts. Check to see if Penny-Arcade has been updated yet. Alas it has not. A single tear sheds from my eye.:( I talk to some people online till about 4:00. Then I go to play some CS. Man I'm good at that game.
5:00 Get some chicken and head back up to my room. Eat it while watching episodes of Seinfeld on my computer. 6:00 or so, I start this post.:eek:
Interesting. eh??? I feel sorry for you if you just read all of that.
PigsnieLite
09-04-01, 10:37 PM
Haha, so Sunfrog spends all his time lyin down, footlin & OG- talks a lot about bus chicks. Is this a school bus BTW? Ive never been on a school bus, I have to take the red bus or sometimes the tube. Tomorrow Pigsnie will drive me to my new school & I hope he uses the bentley, LOLL. I guess first days of skizools are pretty much the same all over.
I wish I was already 21 & legal so I can lie about on picnic tables without Pigsnie tellin me to wash the car.
Ps. I think your days are pretty funny. I wish my school day ends at 2.30. Itll probably be more like 4.
ggfletch
09-05-01, 07:55 AM
21? I thought you lived in England, everything that's a bit naughty and driving is legal after 16,17,18! Sorry if i've misunderstood.
Sir Toose
09-05-01, 10:37 AM
Well guys.. found out yesterday I'm probably losing my job. I don't know if you follow the news but Compaq merged with Hewlett Packard. HP people appear to be staying... Compaq people appear to be going. I know most of you guys are still in school so here's my bit of wisdom for you. Never treat a job as permanent. I did this early in my career and got burned. Luckily, this time I was prepared for it. Priorities should always be family, self, job - never job, family, self. I will probably post less in the next few weeks but I will let you know what happens.
Bummer, Toose. I hope it all works out for you. I actually own a Compaq...don't use it often, but I still have it. First computer I ever completely owned.
Been keeping a log of my day. Will post later! :D Your wait is over, PLite.
PigsnieLite
09-05-01, 03:10 PM
I am soorry to hear about your losin your job, Toose but I know you will find a job soon. Pigsnie says you must try applyin to the US goverment, he has a friend in veterans who says that the US govt want computer people very badly.
And Im sorry I forgot you already posted your day in the life, I AM VERY BAD, I AM A BAB BAD BAD Boy!!!!! :bawl:
BTW, I am 15 Fletch & I know I can drive by 16 but Pigsnie says he wont let me touch his cars till I am 21 becuz I am totlly iresponsible & he doesnt have enuf money in the world to pay all my parkin tickets, HA!
Sorry about your job Toose, that sucks. Hope it all works out.
And yea Plite thats the school bus. It got stuck at some train tracks for 45 minutes today. The little arm thing had fallen down when there was no train!!! And the bus driver refused to pull around. That was hell!:furious:
I had a good day today, meet all the people in my second day classes. I was very happy to find Steve in my English class. He showed up, then said "Well on the risk of being tardy..." then ran off somewhere. Then the bell rings and he comes running back and pulled a nice little slide move past a crowd of people so the teacher didn't see him.
ggfletch
09-05-01, 08:21 PM
Pigsnie Lite, you can't drive until you're 17 and It's going up to 18 in a couple of months, really mate you should know laws like this. Looks like you'll be washing cars for a few more years. Where do you live in England? Don't worry, I wont come and visit you, I know you'd only get the older brother to kick me off the premisis! lol
PigsnieLite
09-05-01, 08:42 PM
Huh 18 now? I thought it was 16. Or maybe thats drivers education! Im all confused now, no wonder Pigsnie wont tell me a thing about cars. 18!!! Thats so far away, I might be dead by then. :( And I live in London with 2 dogs & a cat & Pigsnie of course.
Ps. I had an ok first day in school too, OG. I guess I miss me old friends from the old place a little bit. But at least, there ar American chicks here, altho none of them look very loose, bewahahaahaa! Ok, THmilin will get me now. :)
ggfletch
09-05-01, 08:59 PM
you're pretty sheltered aren't you? what school do you go to? I used to live in London so I might have heard of the school. London really does smell bad and it's nowhere near as glamorous as people think, I'd recommend to anyone looking to visit our fine countryto check out Cambridge instead much cleaner and everyone's so polite.
sunfrog
09-05-01, 09:34 PM
Day in the life 2, or the sequel, since we're on a movie website. :) Maybe It'll cheer Toose up. Btw, I have an HP and a Compaq.
5AM Alarm wakes me up. Too loud, way too loud, can't find the remote to turn it off. My tv has a built in timer thing that turns the set on. I use that as my alarm clock. Go to the WC. Good morning nob. :) Shave, shower etc..
6AM I should be at work. Crap, I'm late, and I'm running the crew today. Others are late too so it's okay.
7AM At work, working, everyone messes up. Me too. Takes 2 hours longer than it should. Oh yeah, at work my friend Paul asks why do they call it a restroom? They should call it a relief room because people go there to relieve themselves not rest. I say I prefer the term Water Closet. It sounds so nice. Aahh, the water closet, how nice. :) We get in a big discussion about it.
1:30PM Go back to the office. Empoyees go complain to the manager. I defend myself and my friend Paul. I feel like telling them they suck. Can't say that to employees, not good. :) On the bright side, my manager defends me saying everyone has an off day once in a while. I want to make love to her right there. :D Did I tell you she's pretty and has the best bum on the planet? Later we're alone, she stares at me but doesn't say anything. I can tell she's holding back a primal scream. I feel like a steak in a tiger cage. I try to change the subject so she doesn't kill me. It works. I live. How can I ask her out if she hates my guts? I don't know. :)
4PM Get home. Work sucks. Forgot to stop at the bank. Forgot to get a haircut. Online again. I love to say footle. Footle online. :)
PigsnieLite
09-05-01, 09:37 PM
Well I dont think Im sheltered, just ignorant, Bewahahahaaa!!! And Im not like normal people you know, I dont watch Germany vs England (we suck anyway!) --what I like is cleanin Roman coins & readin bodice rippers & goin out with me mates to scare people in London Dungeon & goin to diffrent countries with Pigsnie & collectin soda cans of the world!!!
Oh yeah, and I am now goin to American School of London! Pigsnie pulled me out of my last school becuz of some Troubles!!! :laugh:
PigsnieLite
09-05-01, 09:54 PM
PS. YOu WORK, Sunfrog? You dont go to skizool? How old are you? Is your nob ok? When I was a sprout an aunt of mine called the WC the social register. If you please, I twould like to visit the social register. :)
ggfletch
09-06-01, 01:41 PM
Yeah sorry for the 20 questions, but I had the suspicion that you were about as English as Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. Are you an American living in England, because you come across that way in your posts. Also if you're English you really should follow the yob culture associated with the national team (we don't suck, but we ain't great), but I guess that's not your style.
PigsnieLite
09-06-01, 02:23 PM
Well if you think Im not english as Mr bean, I guess youre right there, my mum is only half English. I wouldnt mind being American though, I like americans. Ive been around them most of my life. And I dont follow yobs becuz why do I have to? I do what I want. Im not athletic (altho I can run real fast if I break somethin) --I am going to be an archaeologist. Hummm, think i spelled that right, HA! :)
Ok, here's my log for YESTERDAY:
10:10 AM: Get out of bed. My computer works properly. Woohoo...it was messed up the day before.
10:15 AM: Check out the new stuff on MoFo.
10:23 AM: Check out the FilmDallas.com Forum.
10:25-10:45 AM: Check out SitePointForums.com.
10:45 – 11:0AM: Answer some email, etc.
11AM – 12 Noon: Listening to my dad’s show in the background (have been all day so far, but it ends at noon), playing some games on my computer…baseball, tetris (I rock). Got mail…BIG package: 5 books! Alright! I can’t believe they’re here already. I got…
Beginning Java 2 (JDK 1.3 Edition)
Beginning JSP Web Development
Professional C#
Professional WAP
Beginning XMLI hope I can get the .NET architecture up and going so I can write some C# code. That’d be cool. I also hope I can FINALLY get Tomcat, or some other JSP server, installed on my computer soon. I’ve tried a couple times, and failed. I really want to test JSP locally.
12Noon – 12:30 PM: Start going through my books, and I search around a little online to try and find a place that will help me download Microsoft’s .NET SDK (Software Development Kit). It’s downloading now while I type this (12:25 PM). Just hit 80% -- woohoo. Almost done…123 MB in all. Ouch. The C# book prompted me to find it/download it…seeing as how I need it to compile any C# code I write. I sort of doubt I’ll be able to get the SDK running properly…but here’s hoping I can!
12:30 PM – 1:45PM: Read Forbes magazine a bit, look through some books, eat a little pizza, talk a bit…miscellaneous stuff. Post on SitePointForums again…arguing about the value (or lack thereof) of going to college.
1:45 PM – 2:00 PM: Read some Harry Potter ficton and start the installation on the .NET Framework stuff.
2:00PM – 2:45 PM: Mess around with the .NET stuff (I told ya…not working right)…talk about possibly going to a movie (Jeepers Creepers)…look through my new books a little bit. We decide to go to the movie, and get there at like 2:50 or so…just as the actual movie is starting (we missed basically all the pre-movie stuff).
2:45PM – 5:20 PM: See the movie…talk about the movie in the car. Stop at the YMCA on the way home, talk about signing up, look around. Talk about the movie as we finish driving home. Get home, talk about the movie inside a bit, spoil the end (and some of the other details) for my 10 year old sister (she wanted to know).
5:20PM – 6:00 PM or so: post a review of Jeepers Creepers on MoFo, and browse some of the other new posts. Play my little baseball game, and checkout the new “Almost” photos Ryan has posted. Janet is pretty.
6:00 PM to 8:00PM – Eat some pizza, respond to some email, post and look around on MoFo. Get really tired and whine a little (I’m sleepy). Post a little on SitePointForums.com…I ask how I can turn a compiled Java program into something practical…something that can be executed like most other programs can be. I hope I get a helpful response. Start to download some Eddie Izzard MP3s from KaZaA, because Peter said he was really funny. I don’t think I’ve ever heard his stuff before…but I guess I’ll know soon enough.
8:00 PM to past Midnight: Downloaded tons of standup comedy online…I spend an hour or so cracking up over it. I also watch an episode or two of The Simpsons, as well as Family Guy, and a little bit of King of the Hill. Family Guy had a hilarious moment involving a black weather man…that’s still cracking me up a little. It was too funny for it’s own good. Play some more of the baseball game. Argue with more people about college. I did some other stuff, too, but it’s hard to rmemeber. Lots of miscellaneous, tiny things I’m sure.
12:30 AM or so: Throw some pizza from earlier in the microwave. Mama Lena’s Pizza – good stuff. They used to have a lot more sauce on there…which is what made it so amazing. It’s still good, though it seems they use less now. It’s got pepperoni on it…because they’ve got the best around. Type this part while I’m waiting for it to cook. Listening to Dana Carvey on MP3…he’s REALLY funny.
Past that: play more baseball, mess around with computer/work stuff. Go to sleep.
spudracer
09-06-01, 03:47 PM
Here's my day I eat sleep, and play...
in no particular order of course
PigsnieLite
09-06-01, 04:45 PM
Hummmm, what intrestin books you do read TWT .. snorezzzzzzz, hahaha! If this is what homeskoolin is like, count me in!!! And you dont go to the potty at all, I noticed. And you didnt mention my name either, not once! Grrrrrrzzzzz.
ggfletch
09-06-01, 06:35 PM
You shouldn't follow the yobs (the comment was mean't to be taken with irony). I thought of you a bit as a more bookish version of Costner playing Robin Hood, only messin'. Hope the new school goes well for you.
sunfrog
09-07-01, 07:36 PM
A day in the life part three. The sequel to the sequel that didn't have to be made. :)
7AM Wake up, I wanna go online but it's too early. Better shower etc.. Eat a hotdog with the works for brekkie.
(Yeah, I'm turning British, I like the way they talk ok?) ;)Hehehe
Footle about. Get in my rocketship and fly to school.
9AM Arrive at skizool. Made up my mind. I'm sitting next to the cute girl today. And I'm gonna talk to her dang it. This is it.
9:20AM Some girl comes in and tells the teacher the cute girl can't get to school, she'll be in at 11 when she can get a ride.
9:21AM - 11AM Learn me some stuff good. :) Now I know how to ftp in Dreamweaver. Teacher flirts with me. I tell her I have a '17 inch monitor at home. She blushes and seems impressed. :D We exchange email addys.
11AM Class is over. Half day and we learned us good and fast so we get to leave early. The cute girl walks in. The teacher gives her a private class. I stick around to mess with Dreamweaver some more. The girls talk and laugh. Female bonding stuff.
11:30AM Go to mall. Go to Border books. Not one single book on Php?? What the? Go home, didn't buy anything.
12:30AM Get home. Go to the WC, #1. Nob is mad cuz I didn't stay longer at school. He wants to be the boss. He says I'm too stupid. I tell nob to shut up. :)
Play some games online. Come to MoFo.
That's my life. I either sit home bored, go to work, or go to school.
PigsnieLite
09-07-01, 09:56 PM
Hummmm, like a detective PLite is tryin to figure out how old is Sunfrog. He seems to have a job & he has a boss with a nice bum. And then today, he went to skizool & got mad at his nob. Not very many clues for PLite Detective, hummmmmmm.
I had a borin day too.
7.00-12. After a big brekkie of ham & eggs, I took the tube to skizool. First class was History, the great War, WWI. I memorized a poem, My God I am dead, my head said. then my body fell over. Very cool. Second class was Embroidery! I had to sew in my sampler, Pigsnie is good looking 20x.
Lunch. I ate it. So far I have collected 2 american friends, 1 Indian, 2 UK & 1 from Egypt. No girls yet, fehh!!
1.00-3.30. Math, boy I am lousy. American boy at the next desk ask for a pencil, I sneer like addison da Witt. And then, FRENCH! Aaaaghhhhhh! learn French phrases so Pigsnie & I can talk at taable. Cela mimporte poo! That matters little to me. I would like a beignet please! A fritter would be nice.
So that is my day at school. Teachers are pretty old by the way, all over 30. And i went to the social register 2x, hahaha.
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
Hummmm, like a detective PLite is tryin to figure out how old is Sunfrog. He seems to have a job & he has a boss with a nice bum. And then today, he went to skizool & got mad at his nob. Not very many clues for PLite Detective, hummmmmmm.
Constable Wortle, thinks Sunfrog is a graduate student who has work study. (Yup, primal screams and feeling like a steak in a tiger cage. That definitely sounds like library assistant work to me.) Oh--yeah--constable . . . that's Briton for cop. Hehe
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
FRENCH! Aaaaghhhhhh! learn French phrases so Pigsnie & I can talk at table.
Here's a good one to use on Pigsnie. A French Arab told me this: Que les flammes de l'Islam consument votre train de vie degenere!
May the flames of Islam consume your degenerate lifestyle.
Ya think Eddie Izzard could use it? Its more intrestin than the monkey in the autobus!
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
the great War, WWI. I memorized a poem, My God I am dead, my head said. then my body fell over. Very cool.
Here's a really famous WWI poem that may appeal to your stomach and serial killer tendencies. Its called IN THE AMBULANCE
2 rows of cabbages,
2 of curly greens,
2 rows of early peas.
Two of kidney beans
Thats what he keeps muttering
Making such a song
Keeping other chaps awake
The whole night long
Both his legs are shot away
And his head is light
So he keeps on muttering
All the blessed night
2 rows of cabbages,
2 of curly greens,
2 rows of early peas.
Two of kidney beans
PigsnieLite
09-08-01, 05:50 AM
Tally ho pip pip & George your uncle, Ive never heard of that poem Wortle, hahaha!! :laugh: Take that mans name, Sargent Snell! I think I shall like WW one !!
Hummm, I tried that French thingie on Pigsnie like you siggested but he couldnt understand a word I was sayin. I guess I didnt tell you how much better Eddie Izzard is than me at pronouncation. So far my only good table talk is Alors mon ami, that is my crossant! :)
Well PLite Detective must now think about yer Sunfroggy theorys Constable Wortle. You think Sunfrog is really That Old? I thought he aws my age. :eek:
PigsnieLite
09-14-01, 06:50 PM
Humm, just thought Id push this to the top, I dont want it get lost in the fog.
Hey Froggers, how old are you Really?
Ps. Tonight I watched your old president Bill Clinton on the telly. What a cool guy, I wish he were my PM!
Oh no you don't. He talks about his underwear even more than you do...he also likes to show it to everyone...that is, if you're lucky enough to catch him on a day in which he's wearing underwear.
PigsnieLite
09-14-01, 07:20 PM
Well from the looks of all the people around the president, it looks like they miss him a lot, with or whitout underwear, hahaha! Youll never see crowds like that around Bushy. Pigsnie says a lot of people are wonderin why the terrorists hit the US bigtime in Bushys first year & not durin Clintons 8 years. Curious curious..
Why? Why does anything happen? Why did Clinton just HAPPEN to bomb Kosovo around the time his penis was in the news? :) I think it's just the way it went down (no pun intended), no real reason. And the reason you don't see crowds around Bush is because A) He's not the media whore Clinton was, and B) He's The ACTIVE President, and can't risk being in crowds all the time.
Sorry if I won't let up, but Clinton was a disgrace. And I'm sorry to say, but if Pigsnie is trying to imply that this attack is the result of some Bush failure, I think he's mistaken. Then again, I could be reading too much into things.
sunfrog
09-14-01, 08:31 PM
Clinton is the man. Bush is a puppet.
Originally posted by sunfrog
Clinton is the man. Bush is a puppet.
I know you're not as ignorant as that statement was. :)
Originally posted by TWTCommish
I know you're not as ignorant as that statement was. :) [/B]
I know YOU'RE not as ignorant as THAT statement was. :)
Look man...I don't really care if you don't like Bush. Razz on him all you want, because he's probably going to be re-elected, and we're going to see a lot of things improve while he's in office. His record will speak for itself...
...HOWEVER, when you declare him a puppet, you're just not being logical. It's like declaring that he is ACTUALLY a stupid person. You may not think he's all that smart, but to say he's actually dumb (below average intelligence, or something else of the sort)...is really ridiculous.
Every President has some industry that supports it. You don't think Clinton was heavily influenced by all kinds of organizations? Chinese donors ring a bell? And yet I never hear you (Frogman) speak of that...how convienent.
Besides...I believe virtually none of our Presidents has really, truly sold out. Why is it that Bush's policies (or anyone else's for that matter) are the result of donations? How do you know donations are not the result of policies?
Example: you seem to think Bush treats the oil companies well because they give him money. Why do you assume that? What if they give him money (for his campaign) BECAUSE he treats them well, and has been on their side all along? Why do you choose the negative side of it?
I wasn't saying I agreed with the puppet statement, I ment that I thought your statement in response to Sun's was just as ignorant in putting down Clinton.:)
Well, by saying that, you're saying that you think my statement was ignorant...which is uneducated or incorrect. If my statement was incorrect, then you must agree with him on something.
Or you might have misused the word a bit. A lot of my friends used to do that. Around here, for some reason, the word ignorant means "rude." Go figure. :)
I agree with his Bill Clinton is the man statement. I don't think he was a disgrace. Just how you don't think Bush is a puppet. It's just something we will disagree on.:)
I do agree that he will be elected again though.
sunfrog
09-14-01, 09:38 PM
What are you talking about? I didn't say any of that. I'm saying Clinton is the man cuz he revitalized the economy and got the girl. :)
You must be paranoid, but thanks for pointing out Bush's faults. :D I think Bush is a puppet cuz he hasn't done anything since he's been elected except travel around and make public appearances and sign autographs. He's like the Vice Pres or something. He's just a nice guy to please the people while the guys behind the scenes do all the work then say, Mr Pres this is what we your party think you should do, and he goes, ok. I don't think he's in control of anything. What has he done since he's been elected? The tax rebate, which he did just to get elected, and talking to Mexico, just to get the Hispanic vote. And all the stuff you said, just to get money and votes. Btw, I resent him thinking I'll vote for him just cuz he's Bush's son or for a rebate or cuz he likes Hispanics. I resent it a lot. Clinton had original ideas and did them. As a result the economy kicked butt. Having Bush is like not having a Pres at all, it's like having two VPs.
Name one bill that Clinton signed that helped the economy. While I'm waiting for that, I'll have to mention the Energy Tax he put forth almost IMMEDIETLY after being elected to office, and anyone who's read anything at all about economics knows that higher taxes is BAD for business/the economy.
First of all, the tax issue is a big one, secondly, if you really want me to, I can look further into what he's gotten done. What did Clinton do? Honestly, you and I are ordinary citizens don't know what The President does day to day...if you claim you do, well, you're mistaken. :)
It's also pretty odd to dislike him him because you THINK he expects people to vote for him from some reason you've thought up. I also marvel at your incredible knowledge of the inner-workings of the Republican party. Now the whole thing is off! They'll have to tell Bush to make decisions himself now, huh? :rolleyes:
Anyway, feel free to wake me whe you've composed that amazing list of great ideas Clinton has thought of and done. :D
PigsnieLite
09-14-01, 10:20 PM
Jeez, I just mentioned how I would love Clinton to be my PM & now Day in the Life is political thread. BTW I wish you stop yelling TWT. I know you put smileys after yer comments but everytime Clintons name comes up, you really talk like youre yelling. Youre always rantin on & on about his willy like its the worst thing in the solar systim. If Clinton were a Nazi youd probably still be talkin about his evil Nazi willy, haha!
And I dont know why you keep sayin hes a disgrace --look at all the people of New York followin him around & shouting, WE LOVE YOU BILL! WE WISH YOU WERE STIL PRESIDENT! (Dont deny it, I heard them on the telly.)That sure doesnt sound like a disgrace to me. And then you call him a media whore becuz he walks down the street & attracts crowds of people, whats whit that? YOu cant even say one good thing about him, you hate him so much. This is where you & Pigsnie are alike though-- he cant say one good thing about Bush either, LOLL. Well I guess you got one thing in common. :p
Clinton was the first president since Nixon to clear the deficit!!! Just thought I'd throw that in there.
PigsnieLite
09-14-01, 10:30 PM
THAts not enough, OG-! TWT will want you to give him hard proof (no, not his willy) like in the Starr report! hahaha!
:laugh: :laugh:
LOL, if he needs proof then he apparently wouldn't know much about what Bill Clinton did for this country! And no TWT, we're not making fun of you.:)
PigsnieLite
09-14-01, 10:33 PM
No, were good little boys. SERIOUSLY! :)
Yeah, I do hate him...I think he's a liar, and perhaps even a murderer in some ways. As for a disgrace: I don't think we should measure honor and honest based on what a few people on the street say. People do stupid things all the time...like insult Bush. :D
Sorry if you think I'm yelling. I'm not...I'm just very firm in these beliefs, that's all. Not angry at anyone. As for the media whore thing: it's not as if he just walks down the street and people come up to him. Clinton is a lawyer man...he's all about show, and image. Why do you think some people still like him, after he bacically acknowledged committing perjury? Because he's intelligent and charming...they don't call him Slick Willy for nothing (see? I said he was intelligent and charming. :)).
Clinton was the first president since Nixon to clear the deficit!!! Just thought I'd throw that in there.
Also the first President since Jackson to get his a** impeached. :) I would argue that he's probably riding some of Reagan's wave, and that of the Internet. But, seriously: what bills has he signed? What did he do, and how?
LOL, if he needs proof then he apparently wouldn't know much about what Bill Clinton did for this country!
Did? Other than a fat chick? :D Don't want proof...more like a good reason to believe he was a good President. Honestly, I'm pretty much amazed that people will dismiss his lying under oath (he's The President man) and having sex while talking with a Representative on the phone, just because the economy WAS good (yeah, that's right, it crashed BEFORE he left office...or did we all convienently forget that? :)).
sunfrog
09-15-01, 12:33 AM
lol! :D
The economy crashed cause of Clinton going away and look at the choices we had left. Dot coms didn't know what they were doing. And Alan Greenspan going nuts.
Plus, he didn't get impeached, he made it through all that. That's another reason he's the man. He's like Teflon baby! Hehehe
I liked Reagan, he reminds me of my dad. Except my dad is funny. He's always joking an stuff.
I don't hate Bush. I like him. He's a nice man with a good heart. I'm just saying he's being used. He's not the one pulling the strings around Washington.
And yes, maybe you should change the way they do things up there. I sent my Senators emails and so did everybody else asking them to leave Bill alone and not one of them listened. Everyone was so hot to try and impeach him they totally ignored the will of the people, and not for a good reason, because they were playing their little politics game. I mean how can you disguise or dismiss how low, ::ahem::, a certain political party, stooped to try and get Bill impeached. I think THAT conduct was a disgrace.
Now look what you did! You made sweet curly-haired Plite say whore! I'm really telling your mom on you now. :D
Don't listen P, he's a potty mouth...and he blocked Jesus. Lol! And don't smoke, Pigsnie prolly doesn't inhale anyway.
The economy crashed cause of...(snip)
If Clinton's going to get credit for the economic boom that took place significantly because of the Internet, the dude needs to take the heat when it crashes again. C'mon man, just one bill Clinton signed that helped our economy. :) I'm fully convinced the man rode other people's waves.
Plus, he didn't get impeached, he made it through all that. That's another reason he's the man. He's like Teflon baby! Hehehe
Naw man, he WAS impeached. You don't have to be thrown out of office to be impeached.
I don't hate Bush. I like him. He's a nice man with a good heart. I'm just saying he's being used. He's not the one pulling the strings around Washington.
C'mon man...is this just based off of the way you see him act on TV every now and then?
And yes, maybe you should change the way they do things up there. I sent my Senators emails and so did everybody else asking them to leave Bill alone and not one of them listened. Everyone was so hot to try and impeach him they totally ignored the will of the people, and not for a good reason, because they were playing their little politics game. I mean how can you disguise or dismiss how low, ::ahem::, a certain political party, stooped to try and get Bill impeached. I think THAT conduct was a disgrace.
Dude, you can't be serious. A man has sex in the Oval-freaking-Office, lies about it UNDER OATH. Misleads people for weeks, and then some people actually want to prosecute him for his crime, and that's a disgrace? Are we talking about the same thing here? :)
Besides, the will of the people comes out in elections. If we let polls tell us what to do, this country would be in chaos. The public was sickingly uneducated and apathetic about all this. They all said "Well, I don't really care...as long as he does his job." Most of them don't even realize that part of his job is to, uh, NOT break the law and lie while under oath. This guy is the most powerful man in the entire world, he lies under OATH, and it's not supposed to be a big deal?
And don't smoke, Pigsnie prolly doesn't inhale anyway.
Damn straight...that's Clinton's job. :)
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 05:21 AM
YEAH, TWT made Little PLite say the Ho word, now I gotta wash my mouth out with Irish spring, pah phtooey!
Christofer Robin TWT! (Hee hee, I haf always wanted to say CHRISTOFER ROBIN!) If Clinton havin sex in the Oval office bothers you so much, I wonder what you think of Mr Camelot JFK. I heard he had sex with hussys not his wife in almost evry room in the White house includin the broom closet. He even footled around with a Communist! And americans say hes like one of the best presidents you ever had!
I think Republicans have a sex problem. On the one hand they try to kick Clinton out of office becuz he LIED about an affair (woo, an affair, wheres the firing squad?) & on the other hand, theyre pissed that Henry Hyde & Newt Grimgich & Bob Barrs affairs were also exposed & theyre not important enuf to impeach. So the Repubs are quite conflicted. (Ps. I know about Newt becuz Pigsnie wrote a funny story about the whole thing in a magazine & I just read it. See! Here it is, in National geographic, hahaha! :)
Ps. TWT you said Clinton is a murderer. Show me!
sunfrog
09-15-01, 06:18 AM
Okay, here you go bud.
By BBC News Online's Steve Schifferes
President Bill Clinton will leave office with the longest boom in US history still intact.
Mr Clinton also leaves the legacy of a huge and growing budget surplus, the product of years of bitter battles between Republicans and Democrats.
During the eight years of the presidency, the economy expanded by 50% in real terms, and by the end of his tenure the US had a gross national product of $10,000bn - one quarter of the entire world economic output.
The unemployment rate has dropped by half, to 4%, a 40-year-low, while the economy has created some 15 million jobs.
The stock market grew even faster - by more than three times - creating thousands of millionaires among middle class stockholders, and employees of fast-growing companies like Microsoft
The booming economy and strict controls over government spending has meant that Mr Clinton also leaves office with the public finances in their strongest shape for decades.
The Office of Management and Budget is projecting a surplus of $5,000bn over the next 10 years, enough to pay off the entire Federal debt and fund Social Security, the state pension scheme, for several more decades.
By BBC Washington Correspondent Nick Bryant
The largest budget surplus in history, the lowest unemployment rate in more than 40 years, the fastest growth in real wages for more than two decades, and the biggest drop in welfare rolls seen during any administration.
If "It's the economy stupid" was the mantra of his campaign to win the presidency, it has also fast become the stock answer from the White House about what President Clinton's legacy should be.
That he has presided over the longest economic expansion in US history is undeniable. The US entered its 107th consecutive month of growth last February.
Mr Clinton can also point to the fact that while he inherited the biggest federal budget deficit in history, it now shows the largest surplus ever - a huge $230bn.
From Bill's farewell speech
Working together, America has done well. Our economy is breaking records, with more than 22 million new jobs, the lowest unemployment in 30 years, the highest home ownership ever, the longest expansion in history.
Our families and communities are stronger. Thirty-five million Americans have used the family leave law. Eight million have moved off welfare. Crime is at a 25-year low.
Over 10 million Americans receive more college aid, and more people than ever are going to college. Our schools are better - higher standards, greater accountability and larger investments have brought higher test scores, and higher graduation rates.
More than three million children have health insurance now, and more than seven million Americans have been lifted out of poverty.
Incomes are rising across the board. Our air and water are cleaner. Our food and drinking water are safer. And more of our precious land has been preserved, in the continental United States, than at any time in 100 years.
America has been a force for peace and prosperity in every corner of the globe.
Who's the man? That's what I thought. :)
sunfrog
09-15-01, 06:44 AM
Pres Bush, the first 100 days (http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/100days/)
Brief summary by me :D
Day 1 Sits at his desk
Day 2 Has coffee
Day 3 Looks at his watch
Day 4 Combs his eyebrows
Day 5 Goes to Mexico
Day 6 Meets school kids
Day 7 Shakes hands and offers someone a stick of gum
Day 8 Christens a ship
Day 9 Pets the cat
Day 10 Talks with some guys
Day 11 Goes to a convention or something
Day 12 Watching something funny on tv
Day 13 BBQ party in the rose garden
Day 14 Picks his teeth
Day 15 Goes to Canada
Check it out if you don't believe me :)
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 06:55 AM
HEY, I can sit at my desk & pet the cat!! Then people will say I look just like the president! :laugh:
{PLite sees TWT comin across the parkin lot with a real big machete & warns Sunfrog to flee to the American Skizool.]
Originally posted by sunfrog
Okay, here you go bud.
By BBC News Online's Steve Schifferes
President Bill Clinton will leave office with the longest boom in US history still intact.
Mr Clinton also leaves the legacy of a huge and growing budget surplus, the product of years of bitter battles between Republicans and Democrats.
During the eight years of the presidency, the economy expanded by 50% in real terms, and by the end of his tenure the US had a gross national product of $10,000bn - one quarter of the entire world economic output.
The unemployment rate has dropped by half, to 4%, a 40-year-low, while the economy has created some 15 million jobs.
The stock market grew even faster - by more than three times - creating thousands of millionaires among middle class stockholders, and employees of fast-growing companies like Microsoft
The booming economy and strict controls over government spending has meant that Mr Clinton also leaves office with the public finances in their strongest shape for decades.
The Office of Management and Budget is projecting a surplus of $5,000bn over the next 10 years, enough to pay off the entire Federal debt and fund Social Security, the state pension scheme, for several more decades.
By BBC Washington Correspondent Nick Bryant
The largest budget surplus in history, the lowest unemployment rate in more than 40 years, the fastest growth in real wages for more than two decades, and the biggest drop in welfare rolls seen during any administration.
If "It's the economy stupid" was the mantra of his campaign to win the presidency, it has also fast become the stock answer from the White House about what President Clinton's legacy should be.
That he has presided over the longest economic expansion in US history is undeniable. The US entered its 107th consecutive month of growth last February.
Mr Clinton can also point to the fact that while he inherited the biggest federal budget deficit in history, it now shows the largest surplus ever - a huge $230bn.
From Bill's farewell speech
Working together, America has done well. Our economy is breaking records, with more than 22 million new jobs, the lowest unemployment in 30 years, the highest home ownership ever, the longest expansion in history.
Our families and communities are stronger. Thirty-five million Americans have used the family leave law. Eight million have moved off welfare. Crime is at a 25-year low.
Over 10 million Americans receive more college aid, and more people than ever are going to college. Our schools are better - higher standards, greater accountability and larger investments have brought higher test scores, and higher graduation rates.
More than three million children have health insurance now, and more than seven million Americans have been lifted out of poverty.
Incomes are rising across the board. Our air and water are cleaner. Our food and drinking water are safer. And more of our precious land has been preserved, in the continental United States, than at any time in 100 years.
America has been a force for peace and prosperity in every corner of the globe.
Who's the man? That's what I thought. :)
Amen to that.
Btw, Clinton didn't technically lie under oath. When he said "I did not have sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky", it was at a press conference. You seem to have a huge amount of faith in the judicial system, TWT, so why did he get off? And btw, Reagan was one of the worst presidents the country ever had, and Bush (H. not W.) didn't do so hot either (how can you atone for selling missiles and other weapons to Iran & the Ayatollah Khomeini, then just forgetting to tell the country about it? When Dubya talked about restoring "integrity" to the white house, I thought that was what he was talking about. But alas, apparently where Bill Clinton puts his willy is a bigger issue than that.)
Oh, I wanted to add some of my favorite Bush quotes. He may not be of lower intelligence per say, but quotes such as these aren't exactly presidential material:
"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the—that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans."
"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"I think we can agree, the past is over."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Now, if this man gets reelected, I will be beside myself. Anyone else got any good Bush quotes?
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 02:49 PM
Well theres that book, the Bushy Dislexicon but I dont want TWT to come after me in a hot air balloon. :)
Ok, I have to shower and get ready to go somewhere, so I can't comb through Frogman's nonsense just yet, but I will say these things before I go (I'll get to the rest later):
PLite: Newt is different, because he didn't LIE ABOUT IT UNDER OATH. That's the difference. JFK had sex with other women...bothersome, but not terribly bothersome. He did not committ perjury as a result, and was a damn fine President anyway. I've alread said this little due...c'mon, you skimmin' here? :)
PLite: many people who had bad things to say about Clinton have had bad things happen to them. Ever hear of Vince Foster? Oh, and let's not forget that many major Republican media figures, as well as something like half the women who came against him with sexual charges, were all AUDITED by the IRS. The odds are far against it happening to so many of his enemies. That's another law broken, if he had the IRS target certain people.
Actually, I can go through Frogman's stuff now: none of that said anything specific. It just said that good stuff happened. It didn't say if we were ALREADY headed up before he came in, and it didn't provide proof that Clinton did a whole lot to cause that. The one thing I will concede is that he helped with unemployment, but you still haven't showed me how Clinton helped the economy...you just repeated, basically, that the economy was good most of the time.
Besides, it still took a major nosedive before he left office.
Steve: yeah, he did lie under oath. I'm not talking about the press conference, although even that is reason enough to call him a disgrace! And no, I don't have huge amounts of faith in our system...because people like OJ and Clinton get off.
Oh, and here's why Clinton got off: the Senate had their minds made up BEFORE they heard the case. Quote from one of them: "I don't care if you prove that he raped her, stood up, and shot her in the head. You're not getting X amount of votes." (forget the number of votes offhand) Now, that's just not right.
Reagan was one of the GREATEST of all time. The man pulled us out of war, and defeated the Evil Empire. If Clinton gets credit for the 90s boom, Steve, why shouldn't Reagan get credit for the huge boom in the 80s? I mean hell, there's really no one's wave to ride there...no argument about it. The economy was SURGING in the 80s.
I'm not here to defend Bush Sr. anyway, so I don't really care. And no, it's only an issue if the SOB lies about it under oath, after having taken an oath to uphold the law. Oh, and I suppose porking interns and lying about it IS Presidential material? Why do people want to seperate personal and professional? Anyone who knows jack about history knows that a morally corrupt person personally isn't as likely to perform well professional.
Wanna know why we pulled off such an upset in The Revolutionary War, Steve? The English generals were too busy fornicating and gambling to pay attention to things. I can recommend a few books if you'd like.
[Edited by TWTCommish on 09-15-2001]
Originally posted by TWTCommish
Reagan was one of the GREATEST of all time. The man pulled us out of war, and defeated the Evil Empire. If Clinton gets credit for the 90s boom, Steve, why shouldn't Reagan get credit for the huge boom in the 80s? I mean hell, there's really no one's wave to ride there...no argument about it. The economy was SURGING in the 80s.
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The Reagan administration inflicted enormous damage upon the nation's working class and its poor, while corporate America received a boost.
Reagan's specifics were clear. He promised to cut the deficit by cutting programs in order to balance the budget. He slashed almost every social program by $140 billion in his first term, slashing spending for health, education, senior citizens, pregnant women, welfare, and the environment. Reagan also promised tax cuts of $196 billion, primarily for the wealthy, and still informed the public that he would balance the budget. He claimed that these cuts would not hurt the poor because of comparable reductions in income taxes.
To the contrary, it was this segment of society which was hurt the most. The Congressional Budget Office reported that 23 percent of all families, earning under $10,000 annually, would gain $120 in tax cuts, but they would also lose $360 in benefits. On the other hand, the richest 1 percent of families lost an average of $120 in benefits, but they gained a enormous $15,250 in tax cuts. In the mean time, unemployment increased and 16 million Americans lost health insurance.
He also increased defense spending by nearly $200 billion in the same time period, giving the Pentagon a virtual blank check. Military spending skyrocketed out of control, and so too did the national budget, soaring nearly 300 percent to almost three trillion dollars in eight years. This left him with the legacy of being the biggest spender in the country's history. When Reagan moved into the White House, the national debt was $907.7 trillion which had been
slowly accumulated over 190 years. This averaged out to a debt of under $50 billion per year. By the time Reagan left the White House eight years later, the debt had skyrocketed to $2.86 trillion, an increase of $1.89 trillion or an increase of $236 billion for each year he was in office.
Originally posted by TWTCommish
Oh, and let's not forget that many major Republican media figures, as well as something like half the women who came against him with sexual charges, were all AUDITED by the IRS. The odds are far against it happening to so many of his enemies. That's another law broken, if he had the IRS target certain people.
I don't see how you can say Clinton had anything to do with that. Most people that get involved in national scandals get audits to see if they simply aren't doing it for monetary purposes.
Originally posted by TWTCommish
It just said that good stuff happened. It didn't say if we were ALREADY headed up before he came in, and it didn't provide proof that Clinton did a whole lot to cause that. The one thing I will concede is that he helped with unemployment, but you still haven't showed me how Clinton helped the economy...you just repeated, basically, that the economy was good most of the time.
THE DEFICIT!!! I said it once, and I'll say it again. T-H-E D-E-F-I-C-I-T!!!:) He made it dissapear, something not done since the Nixon adminstration and is probably one of the hardest things for a president to do.
[Edited by OG- on 09-15-2001]
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 05:44 PM
Yeah, the D-e-f i-cit~!! I AGREE! :laugh: Hey, 10.00! Time for evenin snack! Strawberry cake & vanila ice cream, yum yum. More war news on the telly, gosh americans just seem to want to blow all the arab countries away! Dam, today I couldnt get my samozas becuz the Indian deli didnt open, I guess they got scared, poor people. I left a note on the door, HEY PLITEs here to buy your samozas, dont forget to open tomorrow for PLITE!!!! :p
C'mon Wart, you're smarter than that! Of course the rich get more taxes back as a result of tax cuts: they pay more. A lot more. The top 1% pays around ONE-THIRD of all taxes...and yet people complain when they get more back. They're getting back more because they put in more. It's totally messed up to think that it's the job of wealthy people to fund our government...yeah, great idea.
I'm sorry, but I am FED UP with these half truths. It's misleading as hell to say that these are "tax cuts for the wealthy." When we talk about tax increases, why doesn't anyone call them "taxes on the wealthy"? I'll tell you why: because in this country, people have the absolutely ridiculous notion that the rich are to blame for all of our problems, and are harmful to everyone, even though they give a lot of us jobs, and provide us with products that we WANT to buy.
And hell yeah, Reagan increased defense funding. GOOD IDEA! A strong military is important. Let me ask you, who had more wars in their terms, Clinton or Reagan?
Yes, the debt went up under Reagan, but it's clear through basic economics that it would balance itself out down the line, because the economy was helped so much. People always refer to the 80s as the decade of greed, simply because the economy was cruising. Charitable giving skyrocketed in the 80s.
The fact of the matter is that once you're taxing the hell out of people, and have a bunch of government programs running, the only way to reverse the cycle is to go into debt for awhile, so you can give that money back, and allow the economy to grow the way it's supposed to. This was inevitable, and as you'll see, the problem has worked itself out.
That's the deficit, Peter. Everything most Presidents preside over is a combination of their policies, but, just as importantly, those before them. Tell me what Clinton did to help the deficit, other than happen to be President while Reagan's plan was finally coming full circle? Name a bill...name something. It's not enough to point out the good things that happened, because there should be a clear cause and effect. How can you have any clue as to who is responsible if you don't link the two?
Re: the IRS: no no no, this goes beyond that. We're talking people like Bill O'Reilly, who has been well off for quite awhile beforehand, but was only audited when he started speaking out more. Believe me when I say there are TOO MANY coincidences there.
But hey, I don't care much about that anyway: c'mon man, hit me with it: what did Clinton do that was so great? What laws did he pass? What legislation did he put forward? If he just sat in his office while the deficit shrank, then it's certainly not something he should get credit for.
PLite: you're a human echo, you know that? :) Any response to what I said about lying under oath and all those misguided attacks you made on Republicans...? :)
Originally posted by TWTCommish
That's the deficit, Peter. Everything most Presidents preside over is a combination of their policies, but, just as importantly, those before them. Tell me what Clinton did to help the deficit, other than happen to be President while Reagan's plan was finally coming full circle? Name a bill...name something. It's not enough to point out the good things that happened, because there should be a clear cause and effect. How can you have any clue as to who is responsible if you don't link the two?
I'm not a historian, so I don't know the names of any bills off hand, but while I'm researching the names of those bills(not tonight, afterall it is a Saturday night!:)) I'd like to leave you with a question of your own. You asked me to link the event's of Clinton's presidency to the lack of a deficit at the end of his term, I'd like you to link Reagan's actions to the end of the deficit under the Clinton administration. I'd like you to point out what bills Reagan got passed that lead to the surplus deficit under the Clinton administration.
Also as Sun already pointed out, if Reagan's master plan was to end the deficit, why did Clinton inherit the largest deficit in US history??
You don't need to name specifics...just general things. Here's my example: Bush has helped by passing a tax cut. Reagan also cut taxes. That's a big part of it. I don't recall Clinton doing anything but raising taxes, which is OBVIOUSLY bad for the economy. So, basically, despite his best efforts, the economy under Clinton managed to do well. :D
Oh, and you don't have to be a historian...the guy JUST left office. And I already explained things, but the summary of it is that if you're going to cut taxes, thereby increasing growth, enlarged debt is an inevitable, but TEMPORARY problem. The American economy will make up for lots of financial problems if left alone by the government...so Reagan helped us to leave it alone, and eventually it returned on that investment, thus reducing the debt more recently.
This is perfectly consistent with the notion that the effect of a President's policies are felt more after they leave office, than while they are in office.
I think Wart's post has explained it better than Peter or I can. Under Reagan, white corporate America got a big boost, and everything else was shot to hell. Clinton improved upon nearly everything Reagan mucked up. I can see why military spending was increased, Clinton would have done the same thing...BUT NOT SO EXCESSIVELY.
Hey TWT, have you read about this community solutions act that Bush is trying to get passed? Its the most irresponsible, terrible bill I've ever seen. Read up on it...It makes the rich richer, provides no new money for social services, and ALLOWS THE GOVERNMENT TO GET INVOLVED IN RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS.
[Edited by Steve N. on 09-15-2001]
What, you're just ignoring all the stuff I said before to you in response to your last post, as well as the stuff I posted like 10 minutes ago? You have no decent reason to believe the economy we have enjoyed as of late is Clinton's doing...none at all, do you? If you do, say so...I'd really like to hear it. Reagan cut taxes, and put us into debt...knowing full well that the American economy would make up for it in due time...which it has.
You can't go ranting about how bad Reagan is, and about how great Clinton is, unless you've got some subtance to things. All sizzle, no steak. All bark, no bite.
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 08:59 PM
TWT maybe Im an echo but I knew long ago that theres no point arguin with you about Clinton. So I dont waste my energy, I got more important things to do like lookin for chocolate sprinkles, hahaha! :)
Anyhoo your big Clinton hang-up seems to be that Clinton LIED UNDER OATH. Sorry TWT but whats a big deal to you just isnt a big deal to me. I bet you think Clinton is an even bigger criminal than Nixon huh? And its all becuz Clinton lied UNDER OATH to protect his privacy. SEX is a private thingie & honestly, I dont think those heroic Republican prosecutors of yours should even have brought up the subject. IT WAS NOONE OF THEIR BIZNESS!!! Ya think JFK would not have also lied under oath if he were asked in court about his hundreds of affairs? I think he would have. And JFK would also have cussed out the prosecutors about askin him questions that were really none of their bizness.
So lets look at Nixon now. Jeez TWT, Nixon did all sorts of sh*t, wiretapping, breakin into peoples offices, spreadin lies about his enemies & I havent heard you say one bad thing about him yet. But I guess Nixons ok becuz he resigned & he never did lie under oath huh? I dont know TWT, but it seems to me that LYING UNDER OATH to you is even worse than multiple murder.
So thats what I think, echo echo echo. And umm, Im still waitin for you to tell me how Clinton killed Vince Foster.
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Firstly, little dude (:)), don't try to act as if I'm the one dodging stuff here...I'm talking to 4 crazy Clinton supporters at once, and I think I'm doing a decent job of answering all these questions. :) Besides, you're the best at dodging stuff (do you acknowledge the difference between Newt and Clinton, or not?)...well, other than Steve, who mysteriously vanishes from certain debates without a trace. :D
Secondly, I didn't say Nixon was any better, but we're not talking about Nixon right now. I also know less about Nixon than I do about Clinton, because I hadn't been born yet. I've been growing up with that scumbag Clinton in The White House, which is why I've got more of a dislike against him. I dunno why you assumed I was going to defend Nixon.
Thirdly, it's kind of ridiculous to say "Yeah, but JFK would have lied, too!" You don't really have any idea of what he would have done, and you can't condemn someone because you think they probably would have lied if given the chance in that situation.
I don't care if it's our businesses, if you're under oath, you tell the truth. I am in AWE that some people are defending Clinton's lying under oath, simply because it was about sex. That's just insane...this is the most powerful man in the world, and he's taken an oath to uphold the law, and yet he himself breaks it blatantly. You're trying to DEFEND that, PLite?
Oh, and there's another woman who is under house arrest (has been for some time) who was sentenced for lying under oath...about sex. She sent a letter to Clinton asking for a pardon, but was not granted one.
As for Foster: I'm getting tired, so I'll get back to you in a bit, but before I do, be reasonable: Clinton didn't pull any triggers here. You think Bush is going himself to strangle Bin Laden? :D Besides, your question is worded akwardly: what do you mean how? Do you want to know how Foster died, or do you want to know why Clinton would want him killed?
Dang it Chris!! It's Saturday night and I keep getting ready to leave and I keep hearing "You've Got Mail!"!!:D
It seems to me your confusing the deficit, with the national debt. They are two completely different. The debt is how much money the US owes to other countries. The deficit is how much money the US government spends in relation to how much money it makes. The higher the deficit, the higher the US debt is because it has to borrow money from other countries. Clinton raised taxes in order to rid that deficit, which in turn would help rid the US of any debt it had.
Nothing that Reagan ever did had anything to do with the Bush administration's abolishment of the deficit. How in the world would the US having less money possibly work out in the long run... Is it just me or does that not make sense??? Think about it. Reagan put the US into a long term ditch. His tax cuts put the US government into an economic slump. I'm not talking about how rich the US' citizens were in the 80's, I'm talking about how rich the US' government was in the 80's. It was poor in the 80's and it was poor in the early 90's and Clinton brought it out of that ditch by raising taxes! How that is a bad thing, I fail to see. How that is a result of Reagan cutting taxes, I fail to see. Maybe I'm stupid or something.
You said that Reagan cut taxes knowing that the US economy would make up for it in due time. Let's say that for whatever reason the idea that less money for the government would equal a surplus for the government in 15 years, was a correct one how do you know that what Clinton did during his terms won't have some huge effect in the future?? It is only a few months since he was out of office.
Your saying we have no reasons to believe why Clinton was responsible for our recent strong economy, but we do. I just thinking your failing to see them, just as I am failing to see how less money=more money eventually without intervention. Maybe it's because of your hate for Bush, maybe its for whatever reason, but it's obvious this debate is going no where. I've given reason to believe Clinton's benifits to the economy, but your just not agreeing with them.
He made up for the largest deficit(lack of money for the govt to spend) and it broughted around a much stronger government(monetarily) which means a much stronger economy, which means a much stronger nation. I really don't see how that is a bad thing at all. The man inherited the largest deficit the US has ever had, and by changes he made to the economy(I know your aware he raised taxes so I don't think that needs proving) he not only got rid of that deficit, he gave the US a 12billion dollar surplus. How that is nothing but results of his own actions, I don't see.
In summary, I just don't see how you can say he didn't do anything for the economy when his administration alone got rid of that bitch called the deficit!:) The deficit can cripple a nation, his abolishment of it strengthened the nation as a whole. In no way did it weaken it. It didn't weaken the economy at all. The economy was strong enough that it could support tax raises, most likely due to a previously rich economy due to Reagan.
Now I know I've given you my proof, so you can't say it's not there because it is in all that mumbojumo you just read!:)
The flaw in your thinking here, Peter, is that you're seeing this from the government's perspective. If the government has got tons of money, that's usually a bad thing, because it means taxes are too high. The government's job is not to have money...the government's job is to manage this country and provide basic services, like police, fire, etc. That needs to be firm in everyone's mind here.
And my apologies on the debt/deficit, I was not clear enough in my wording, but the two are completely linked, as is obvious.
Giving people a tax cut stimulates economic growth, which in turn stimulates innovation. It's the economy that has people improving computers and stuff...financial motivation. The thing here is that the US does not live in a vaccuum -- if we invent something, people overseas may be willing to buy it. Economic growth in America helps everyone, including the government.
Long term ditch? No, 10 years (or less) is not long term. Reagan gave the public more of it's OWN money to keep, and do things with. The ONLY reason this put the government into debt is because of the ridiculous amount of tax-funded programs already in existence. He couldn't cut them all, it just wouldn't work, so the ONLY answer was to go into debt, and let America's economy do it's thing for once.
If the US economy is booming, the government benefits...even though we ought to be thinking of the government in very different terms than most do now...but that's off the subject for now. Raising taxes is more of a short-term thing. It pulls the government out of some of it's debt, but hurts the economy. Lowering taxes may create some debt initially, but in the long run, it's good for the economy, and therefore good for the government.
It's not one or the other. We're in the same boat here. You seem to be under the false impression that Reagan's tax cut was meant to get the government more money...which is not true at all. Reagan's tax cut where there primarily to give the people the money that is THEIRS, allowing the economy to grow. We're getting wealthier all the time, as I'm sure you've noticed.
As for Clinton: I don't know that what he did won't be good down the line...unless I use my head. :) Clinton hasn't done anything significant to help out. Look through the legislation he's been involved in and such. He has helped reduce unemployment, but hey, I never said he was totally useless.
I don't see your reasons. If you're claiming that raising taxes helps the economy, well, you're wrong. :) That goes against some very basic economic principles. Taxes are (sometimes) a necessary evil...but no more than that.
Richer government does not make for a richer economy...it's the other way around.
And yeah, the economy was so strong that it could take the hit that Clinton's raise gave it and keep rolling with the punches...you certainly got that part right. The part that's wrong, though, is the part where you assume his raising them was a good thing. Why raise taxes? Why not cut programs, for one? We're becoming far too communist as it is. Ugh, I feel a whole new debate coming on over communism. :)
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 09:31 PM
YES I am defendin Clintons LYING UNDER OATH becuz he also has a RIGHT TO PRIVACY!!!! Yeah Im yellin right now becuz my mouth is full of food, hahaha! Sometimes I wonder why people even want to be president when it seems they have to stop having a private life!! So remain in AWE of me Little PLite, TWT! I will defend Clinton to my very last breath especially if he comes to my skizool to give a speech. :) I will try to shake his hand & then years from now, when I become PM, BBC will show PLITE Detective shakin the hand of his hero, the American Prez! :laugh:
And yeah, you better read up on Nixon, seems to me you should know what a real criminal president does!!!
AHA, backin up on Vince Foster now eh? You called Clinton a murderer earlier so now you better explain. Tellin me why Clinton would want to kill Vince isnt enough! You have to show me the smokin gun!
Ps. yeah yeah Newt, only now I forget what the question was.
Wot about that numbnuts porker who divorced his wifey while she was in sickbed?
Arffff, Im tired now. And Pigsnies tellin me to go to bed. I told him its all TWTs fault but he just laughted. Goo night!
PLite, that is VERY wrong. You're defending Clinton's blatantly breaking the law because of privacy? No offense, but this is the first time I've been honestly upset with your words. That is very messed up, man. Anyone who runs for President and whines about their private life has only themselves to blame. Privacy is no excuse for lying under oath.
When you lie under oath, you first swear to tell the truth. If Clinton wasn't ready to tell the truth, he shouldn't have said that he would. That's really ridiculous...and I'm a bit disturbed that you would defend it.
I don't have to read up on Nixon...we're not talking about Nixon. Please don't tell me you're trying to defend Clinton's crimes because some other President did worse. That's a weak defense...if it even qualifies as a defense. You don't see murderers defending themselves on the grounds that some other murderer killed more people than they did.
No, I'm not backing up on Vince Foster...read the post again if you have to. Besides, at first, I said he was possibly a murderer. Please read this stuff man...I honestly believe you skip over a lot of it. And no, I'm not going to show you a smoking fun. You gonna show me proof on Nixon? Neither of us have it. We all have evidence, or a reason to believe it in some way. If you want the smoking gun all the time, you'll never prove anyone to be guilty.
I dunno who divorced his wife like that. And the question was whether or not you acknowledge the difference now. Amazingly, you actually put New having an affair in the same context as Clinton having one (harumph...he had more than one I'll bet), and then breaking the law while talking about it later.
Here's the cycle with you, PLite: you say some stuff, some of which is pretty crazy. I tell you why it's crazy, and respond to the rest normally. Your next post does not address the crazy stuff from before, but only the other stuff, while you use the rest of the post to say new crazy things...rinse and repeat. :)
Sir Toose
09-15-01, 10:19 PM
We need a politics thread... we should limit politics to that thread.
Originally posted by TWTCommish
The flaw in your thinking here, Peter, is that you're seeing this from the government's perspective. If the government has got tons of money, that's usually a bad thing, because it means taxes are too high. The government's job is not to have money...the government's job is to manage this country and provide basic services, like police, fire, etc. That needs to be firm in everyone's mind here.
How can the Government provide such services without money?!?! It needs that money. Clinton gave it that money. When he became president, the government did not have that money.
Chris, what other perspective am I supposed to see this from? I had seen it from everyone I can think of in my head, I just didn't type it, now I will.
Am I to see it from the rich mans perspective? If so, let me do so. Under Reagan the rich became richer, not by much mind you. Under Clinton the rich became poorer, not by much mind you. One could say that for a rich man, life was better under the Reagan administration. Chalk one point up for Reagan.
Am I to see it from the poor mans perspective? If so: Under Reagan the poor became richer, not by much mind you. Under Clinton the poor became richer. Yes, they did have to pay more taxes so they were loosing a small amount of money, but they had more money so it wasn't as much a lose. They had more money because Clinton allowed them to have more money do to the many bills he proposed and signed to help the unemployed. He gave the US the lowest unemployement rate it has ever had. It is fact, and if you want the proof I can get it for you on monday, but it is fact that the average income of the lowest group of households in the US was higher under Clinton than it was under any other administration. You may see this another way, but I'd chalk a point up for Clinton on this one.
Am I to see it from the public as a whole's perspective? If so: Under Reagan the general mood was most likely, and I can't say for sure because I was only 5 at the time, but the general mood was life is good, we've got dough, why complain? Under Clinton the general mood of of the puplic was life is good. We've got money, not only do we have money but we have more than we did 8 years ago, our government has more money now and is more stable than 8 years ago, the economy is stronger than ever before, and the unemployment rate is lower than ever before. Chalk this one up to Clinton.
Am I to see it from the economy's perspective? If so: Under Reagan we were strong, we we're rich and we're making everyone happy. Under Clinton we were the strongest ever, we have the most amount of money ever, we have more benefits than before, which means we do not have to shell out a certain percent of dough for those benefits because the government is providing them for us. We're happy all around. Chalk this one up for Clinton. You may think this is due to the economy running strong on what Reagan did, which is true, but it's not like he hurt the economy, he only strengthed it. I've already mentioned the deficit, which inturn directly effects the economy. No deficit=much stronger economy. Not only did that give the economy a humongous boost, Clinton strengthed relations with Japan and China, which inturn gave the economy another high.
Am I to see this from another countries perspective? If so: Under Reagan we were getting some outside help, but not much. The US didn't have a surplus of money to give us. We aren't bad off really. Under Clinton we were getting a fair amount of outside help. We are getting the help where we need it. We are getting medical supplies when we needed them, and we are getting money when we need it. Chalk this one up to Clinton.
I could see it from any other perspective and Clinton would overall win out. I don't think its fair to look from one perspective because the US is not made up of one thing. It is made up of many things as we all know. Clinton did more to help all of those things, than Reagan did. Or any other president for that matter.
You keep saying he didn't do much while in office. We'll if he didn't do much while in office, why is the US in such the great state it is now?? I can tell you its not because 10 years ago Reagan cut taxes.
Yes a strong government does mean a strong economy. The Government has to be able to support the economy, without that support the economy would crumble. The reason the economy is so strong these days is largely because of foreign investment. The US would not have such strong foreign relations if the government was not strong, and if it did not have such strong foreign relations it would not have such a strong economy, regardless of however many tax cuts were made. The US economy could simply not support itself on resoruces found only within the US. It requires that strong government to provide it with the resources to expand outwards and become stronger. The US government is the wall onwhich the economy leans. Without that wall, the economy would slip.
In respone to "why raise taxes? Why not cut programs" Cutting programs would have very strong side effects, much more so than raising taxes would. The US may temporairly gain some money, but it wouldn't last(where as in a tax raise, the money gained would be much higher). Also the cutting of programs would weaken the economy. The US pays for those programs so the economy does not have to. If the US didn't pay for police, fireman, or hospital workers, then the economy would have to, and thus the economy would be much weaker. Lets say you cut a program such as medicare. Again the economy grows weaker because thats more money it has to pay directly to the benegits that a program such as medicare provide. Not only would it weaken the economy, but cutting government funded programs would make it a less desireable place to live. Thus raising taxes is a much more logical step.
Show me how Clinton actually hurt the US. Show how he was a bad president. Don't tell me he was a bad prez because he got some putang and it became public. I'm not concerned with that. That has nothing to do with the state of the US, that only has to do with his personal life. His doing what he did, did not hurt the US in anyway. If anything it strengthned it because it showed the US could deal with such scandals and still remain as strong as it did. I'm not saying I condone his lying under oath, it just has nothing to do with the general state of America. Show me how any bills he passed, any laws he passed, anything he did while in office actually hurt the US to a state lower than it was before. You won't think of much.
As you adress Plite it becomes more apparent to me you think he was a bad president because you don't like the way in which he conducted himself as a president, not because of what he did for the US while in office. Please don't tell Plite that he's wrong because he stated his opinion. Opinions aren't wrong, because all they are, are opinions. Saying that made you no better than the man who insulted Plite a while back for saying he liked horror movie's more than movies about mobsters. Don't insult him because he thinks differently than you on a matter that is purely based on opinions.
PigsnieLite
09-15-01, 11:22 PM
OK Im still around & now Im pissed. Pigsnie told me long ago not to talk to you about politics becuz basically you dont listen to anyone. And now I see hes right. You want proof about Nixon. Go read a book. Im too stupid to give you evidence aparrently. I told you to read about Nixons crimes so you youll know what a real presidential crime is, but NO! you say. Were not talkin about Nixon.
You say Clinton broke THE LAW becuz he lied under oath. I say the Republicans pinned him to the wall with their disgusting interrogations. They asked him if he had an affair with the Lewinsky, he said No becuz he didnt want to humiliate his family in public. Sorry TWT, but lying under oath to protect his family doesnt make Clinton a criminal in my eyes. Youre always speakin about the truth TWT. It seems to me that you dont beleive in anythin but your own truth, never mind what Steve or OG- or Wortle say. We are always the stupid ones, who never back up what they say.
Well, I am sorry to say I am disappointed in you tonite TWT. I dont even know if Id even want to be friends with you if I ever met you. You are always callin me Little Dude as if you like me, but I know you are just bein patronizing. You say I post crazy stuff but I know that is just your way of sayin I post stupid stuff. Im not dumb TWT.
So I will go the way of all Zweeeee, hahaha! Or maybe I wont post for a week & let Spuds catch up! Or maybe Ill get over all of this by Monday, who knows! Im a cheerful toot!
sunfrog
09-15-01, 11:37 PM
PLite for PM!
I'd vote for you P, if I was a citizen. Just so I could see you address the nation while eating a sandwich and drinking a samoza. :D
Peter's post is too long to address tonight (it's almost 11PM here), so I'll get to that either Sunday or Monday. But PLite's cannot wait...
OK Im still around & now Im pissed. Pigsnie told me long ago not to talk to you about politics becuz basically you dont listen to anyone. And now I see hes right. You want proof about Nixon.
First of all, you shouldn't accuse me of not listening, because I didn't say I wanted proof about Nixon. Secondly, I knew Pignise thought that, and he's wrong. I don't listen to people unless they have a good point.
You say Clinton broke THE LAW becuz he lied under oath. I say the Republicans pinned him to the wall with their disgusting interrogations.
I don't care what they said or why they interrogated him, he lied under oath. That's against the law. He swore to uphold the law. He swore to tell the truth. Those are facts, my friend.
They asked him if he had an affair with the Lewinsky, he said No becuz he didnt want to humiliate his family in public. Sorry TWT, but lying under oath to protect his family doesnt make Clinton a criminal in my eyes. Youre always speakin about the truth TWT. It seems to me that you dont beleive in anythin but your own truth, never mind what Steve or OG- or Wortle say. We are always the stupid ones, who never back up what they say.
Don't get so dramatic. You're not stupid, but I do think a lot of the points you made have been ridiculous. You tried to defend Clinton by telling me some other President no one else is talking about was worse. Then you assumed I liked Nixon (I don't)...then you somehow imagined that I wanted proof of what Nixon did. I didn't say or do any of that, bud.
Defending his family? Maybe he should have thought of that before he engaged in those things, eh? Besides, it doesn't matter when it comes to the law. We can't have that.
Ponder this: you haven't changed your mind, and neither has I. Pigsnie hasn't changed his mind while arguing with me, and neither has Steve. So how is it you figure that I'm the stubborn one who doesn't listen? If no one is changing their mind, how exactly do you single me out as the one who is interested only in my own truth?
If you want to start accusing me of all this, shall I make a full list of the things you've said that don't make much sense? Because, I'll tell ya, everytime I put one of those down, it gets convienently ignored in the next post. I wasn't going to say anything, because I hardly care, but now I'm coming under fire from you, so I felt it worth mentioning.
Well, I am sorry to say I am disappointed in you tonite TWT. I dont even know if Id even want to be friends with you if I ever met you. You are always callin me Little Dude as if you like me, but I know you are just bein patronizing. You say I post crazy stuff but I know that is just your way of sayin I post stupid stuff. Im not dumb TWT.
Please stop assuming thigns...your whole post is full of assumptions you're making, most of them incorrect. I have not intended to be patronizing at all. AT ALL. I swear it. So if you think I am, then you must think I'm lying...because I'm telling you now, that wasn't my intent in the least. It's more a term of endearment than anything...I call all my younger brothers little dude sometimes...it's a GOOD thing I say. Honestly.
No, not stupid stuff. Any 15 year old on a computer reading the books you're reading is not stupid. I'm convinced that you, along with most of the other posts on here, would score high on virtually any IQ test...but being an intelligent person doesn't mean you're incapable of posting things that don't make sense sometimes. Some of the things you said just don't make much sense...all it means is that you didn't think it through, or posted it in a rush, or maybe you don't care much about arguments the way I do. :) I don't think you're stupid...even that crazy guy Mr. Fong who made ridiculous remarks about some of us being racists, etc, is something who I think has plenty of raw intelligence.
So I will go the way of all Zweeeee, hahaha! Or maybe I wont post for a week & let Spuds catch up! Or maybe Ill get over all of this by Monday, who knows! Im a cheerful toot!
Yes, you are! You went from p*ssed off to beaming in one paragraph. I 100%, honestly, swear to all that I believe in that I think you're an intelligent, funny, nice person. A person who is making this world better just by being in it...I just don't like some of your political views. My disagreements there are not meant as any kind of reflection as of how I think of you intellectually or morally. :)
Originally posted by sunfrog
PLite for PM!
I'd vote for you P, if I was a citizen. Just so I could see you address the nation while eating a sandwich and drinking a samoza. :D
...in his underwear, too. :) And, of course, he'd order the US to hand over Miriam...or be bombed. :D
[Edited by TWTCommish on 09-15-2001]
Yes TWT, I disappear during all the big debates these days...I haven't been posting as much lately. I've been doing homework, getting my skate on, rocking the casbah, etc.
Let me ask you something: How would it make you feel to ask those questions that Kenneth Starr did? How would you react to questions like those if someone asked you? I can see myself reacting exactly like Clinton did in that situation, but asking the questions that Ken Starr did would have made me sick.
And do you really, honestly think that Clinton's personal affairs had ANYTHING to do with how he did his job? The facts speak for themselves - Peter's already posted plenty (and Wart's deconstructed your hero Reagan's stupidity for us all to see). I'm sorry, I don't see the connection. Newt Gingrich's affair didn't hurt anything. Neither did Kennedy's.
I agree with PLite completely about Nixon. You wanna talk about a criminal...
If Plite too leaves this site, I will also be very upset with you TWT!!:furious:
Plite is one of the funniest, nicest, most creative people I've never met. If he leaves, I might leave with him.:(
Yes TWT, I disappear during all the big debates these days...I haven't been posting as much lately. I've been doing homework, getting my skate on, rocking the casbah, etc.
LOL, rocking the casbah. Hehe...I love that. :)
Let me ask you something: How would it make you feel to ask those questions that Kenneth Starr did? How would you react to questions like those if someone asked you? I can see myself reacting exactly like Clinton did in that situation, but asking the questions that Ken Starr did would have made me sick.
I can't really say how I'd feel, but regardless of that, it wouldn't excuse me if I lied...it really wouldn't.
And do you really, honestly think that Clinton's personal affairs had ANYTHING to do with how he did his job?
Honestly? I'm not positive...but regardless of that, do you really think the law should be ignored because he was in an embarrassing spot? I mean, the law is the law...so either you're saying it should be ignored so he is not punished, or you're saying it should be changed...which won't effect the past.
The facts speak for themselves - Peter's already posted plenty (and Wart's deconstructed your hero Reagan's stupidity for us all to see). I'm sorry, I don't see the connection. Newt Gingrich's affair didn't hurt anything. Neither did Kennedy's.
I already replied to Wart's post with plenty of valid arguments. What was it about those you disagreed with? I'm willing to go point-by-point with you any time you're ready basically.
Oh, and I detailed awhile back (one of my earlier responses to you) to try to demonstrate how a lack of morals can effect a person professionally...although even if we were to assume that Clinton is a perfectly moral person (highly doubtful), we still can't argue that breaking the law should not be ignored just because the situation was embarrassing. I imagine it'd be embarrassing for a rapist to admit he raped someone...but the law is the law, and if you start making exceptions, you're in dangerous territory.
I also don't appreciate the harshness there: stupidity? Honestly, Steve, what are you basing that on? You've been treating him like an idiot for quite awhile now, it seems, but you haven't provided much to back it up. Just recently, some others have made some arguments (some of which I've replied to) that you've seconded...but what was your cause beforehand?
And yeah, Nixon, from what I've heard, was a horrible criminal. I've never denied that...nor do I have any intention of doing so! My only argument was that Nixon being a horrible criminal doesn't really have any bearing on Clinton.
Yes, Peter, I'll be upset, too. I've done my best to explain to him that no disrespect was meant, and that I think he's a good person, even if I highly disagree with his politics. Hopefully he'll understand where I'm coming from.
Anyway, I realize PLite may dislike me, and I've realized for a very long time that Pigsnie thinks many unfavorable things of me, but I'm prepared to deal with it. I'm not sure what you'd expect...if I see something that, to me, is blatantly incorrect, would you rather I ignore it?
All this--becuz Little PLite wanted Clinton for his PM! :furious:
Well, I guess it goes to show you that we all have very strong feelings on subjects like these. If Peter wants me to reply to his arguments, and Steve and PLite and Frogman want me to as well, then I will, but I've come to the decision that if you guys want this to end, I'll gladly end it.
I'm a teenager, and a bit rebellious...I've still got the "I can take on the world" mentality now and then, and if I don't learn to ignore some arguments (no matter how wrong I believe them to be), I'll end up with an ulcer at a very young age, having offended a lot of people who's company and discussion I really enjoy.
I leave it up to you guys, namely PLite. PLite, if you want this to end, consider it done. It's mostly your choice at this point.
We'll I for one would like you to reply to the rather lengthy post I made earlier. I mean hell it took a LONG time to type all that and I thought it was a very good post on my part:p. BUT it may be a good idea to end this here.
LOL. Well, I've only skimmed it, but regardless of what I agree/disagree with, you obviously deserve full marks for effort. :D Anyway, I think I'll leave it up to PLite mostly. If anyone else is tired of all this, say so. I'm game either way.
Pigsnie
09-16-01, 05:41 PM
Alright, fellas, I knew something was going on when I noticed PLite mumbling over breakfast about TWT sucking like a vacuum cleaner, so I decided to check in at last. I should have known -- POLITICS!!! And worse, CLINTON -- whom PLite adores. (If you must know, PLite kept "secret" dossiers on the Enemies of Bill --EOB-- and, until I stopped him, he also slapped "WANTED" posters of Newt Gingrich & Tom DeLay all over Piccadilly Circus. LOL, teenagers. :) By the way, that was, ahem, his juvenile delinquent phase.)
Anyway, I'm sure he'll be back: today, tomorrow, whenever he feels like it. As he says, he is a cheerful toot & never holds a grudge for long. Commish, I may dislike the way you express yourself on occasion, but I feel you are a good only-too-honest bloke. Please respond to OG's arguments -- I agree, it was a very good post on his part. :)
Ah the legendary Pigsnie returns, and mentions my name!! I feel so flattered!:D
Oh and my condolences to the friends you lost in the WTC.
Pigsnie
09-16-01, 06:37 PM
Thank you, OG. And may I say I appreciate your spirited defense of PLite. I am sure that when PLite writes his bestseller: INDIAN DELIGHTS: THE ART OF THE GREASY SAMOZA, he will mention you in the Foreword. :) And I appreciate your political support too, SunFrog.
Thanks for the kind words. My thoughts are with those you have lost as well. Anyway, I suppose I'll try to find time to reply to OG's post (or novel?) sometime soon...can't wait to see PLite, in the meantime. :)
Pigsnie
09-16-01, 06:50 PM
Yes, I can hardly wait for PLite to come back here myself. He has been making a nuisance of himself all day long, opening my desk drawers & saying that he is looking for secret phone numbers to the Taliban. (Or he might have been looking for my samozas, but he didn't want to admit it.) :)
sunfrog
09-16-01, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Pigsnie
And I appreciate your political support too, SunFrog.
He talked to me too! :D
Greast samozas? I thought samozas were a drink. Oops.
Hey PLite!
Don't look in the desk drawers, Pigsnie is much to clever for something that obvious. Look on Chairman Meows collar. Engraved on the back of the little metal tag is a locker combination. No one ever searches the cat! Here's how it goes:
Pigsnie says he's going out and takes Chairman Meow to Hyde Park. There he meets his contact Mr X and walks over to him. Mr X sees Pigsnie and runs over saying in a loud voice "Kitty! My Precious! Where have you been!?" Pigsnie says "I found him at Heathrow this morning. Here you go" Mr X says "Heathrow? I lost him over near the abandoned warehouse on Pudding Lane. Thank you very much!"
Pigsnie then returns home and says he's taking the dog out for a walk. Mr X meanwhile goes to Heathrow and finds the locker and uses the combination to find 10,000p in a satchel. He then goes outside and lets Chairman Meow out of the car. Chairman Meow swishes his tail as if to say "Right, I'm off then!" And wanders back home.
Meanwhile Pigsnie arrives at the abandoned warehouse with the two dogs. The bigger of which stands gaurd and barks to alert Pigsnie if anyone is coming. The smaller dog has of course been trained to sniff out heroin and finds the package Mr X hid in the warehouse.
After Pigsnie returns home he goes outside where he pretends to smoke a cigarette. Mr X drives by and in the moonlight sees the cigarettes red cherry glowing in the darkness. That's his signal that everything went according to plan and he continues to drive on without stopping. After Pigsnie finishes pretend smoking he throws the disgusting cigarette butt away and goes inside to wash his mouth out and tuck you in. :)
Pigsnie
09-17-01, 03:50 AM
Very amusing, Sunfrog. But I sell crack now as well. LOL. :laugh:
Yeah! Don't you think Pigsnie changes with the times? A dealer needs to adapt to survive. Shame on you for not having more confidence in him. :)
Still no PLite... :bawl:
Politics stuff continued here:
http://www.movieforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=1020
Day in life stuff may continue here. :)
sunfrog
09-17-01, 12:22 PM
A day in the life of Sunfroggy, the dvd easter egg.
8am Wake up. Sign on to see if little PLite is back yet. Become very sad. :bawl:
Sun, why haven't you written a book yet?!?!?!?
PigsnieLite
09-17-01, 05:40 PM
Hallo hallo, Im back becuz if I didnt Pigsnie said he would cut my allowance, hahaha!!! :laugh: He also gave me 25p. Thats pretty good, hahaha! :p
Sir Toose
09-17-01, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
Hallo hallo, Im back becuz if I didnt Pigsnie said he would cut my allowance, hahaha!!! :laugh: He also gave me 25p. Thats pretty good, hahaha! :p
How much is that in $ ?
PigsnieLite
09-17-01, 05:54 PM
I dunno. Mebbe 45 cents? Im so bad at math, Pip pip & Bernards your uncle!!! :laugh:
Sir Toose
09-17-01, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
I dunno. Mebbe 45 cents? Im so bad at math, Pip pip & Bernards your uncle!!! :laugh:
We have many things to discuss do you and I. As I remember the list is:
1.Underpants
2.How cute I am
3. MJs tiny wee nosey
4.Epoisses, a stinky cheese from france
5. Liver
Signal when you are ready and we shall dig in.
Yours in anticipation....
Plite, its more like 12 cents. Pounds are worth more than dollars.
PigsnieLite
09-17-01, 06:24 PM
I know, Pigsnie just knocked me on the head about it, bleeech. I always get conversion wrong. I hate you, OG-, hahaha! :laugh:
According to my little dohickey program, 1 US dollar equals .68 UK pounds. Just thought you might want to know the exact number. I was surprised to hear it, actually...I thought it was the other way 'round. I was probably thinking of the Euro.
PigsnieLite
09-17-01, 09:22 PM
FOR TOOSE ..
My First Underpants by PigsnieLite.
I got my first underpant when I was 2. As a baby sprout my mum decided not to give me any becuz I was gonna mess them up anyway, so I ran around the house butt nekkid for a long time. If I was lost, my brother Pigsnie would simply follow my leavings which were quite large & hard to miss, I am told. Once I left 2 huge ones near the fireplace. Another time I sat in the dogs bowl & left him somethin.
When I got my first underpant, I was so proud. It meant I was 2! I remember that day like it was yesterday. Pigsnie came to my crib & said, Today you will f***ing wear a f***ing diaper! So he stuck 2 bobby pins in me & LO! my first underpants!
The End
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
Pigsnie came to my crib & said, Today you will f***ing wear a diaper!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. LMAO! That's friggin' hilarious.
[Edited by TWTCommish on 09-17-2001]
sunfrog
09-17-01, 10:02 PM
PLITES BACK!!! WOOHOOOO! ARF! ARF! :D
YAY!!!
He's P-liteful, he's P-recious,
He's P-underful, P-riffic and P-licious!
The magnificent PLite returns!!! YAAAAHOOOO!! :D :D :D
Sir Toose
09-17-01, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
FOR TOOSE ..
My First Underpants by PigsnieLite.
The End
By God he's back with a vengeance.
Let me ponder my underwear story...
Hey, its not just anybody who gets an underpants story written for them. :D Luckily, you had THE LIST to remind him, Toose, since PLite has the attention span of a sandwich! I can hardly wait for the stinky cheese story! :laugh:
PigsnieLite
09-20-01, 12:15 PM
Stinky cheese story??? No one told me I haf to write that! Anyhoo I better hear someones Tale of the Undies before I do any more. :p
Sir Toose
09-20-01, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by PigsnieLite
Stinky cheese story??? No one told me I haf to write that! Anyhoo I better hear someones Tale of the Undies before I do any more. :p
Have any someone in mind :D
I'm workin on it... yours is hard to compete with :eek:
C'mon, let's try to keep this thread (which was a great idea, BTW) on track if we can. Save the chit-chat for email and such...don't wanna start paying bandwidth costs! :)
PigsnieLite
09-20-01, 05:14 PM
People are too lazy to post their days in the life. Or maybe its becuz theyre boring, hahaha! :laugh: Ok I will try to post another. I mustve posted 8 days in the life already you lazy gits. :p
____________________________________________
A Day in the life of My Tiny Wee Nosey
5.30-8.00. I wake up, Pigsnie is singin in the shower, WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT WAW WAW WAW! WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT WAW WAW WAW WAW WAW!! My nose itches so I scratch. Awch! Theres a zit on my nosey. Or is it my chin? Oh well, same thing. I run to the mirror. Its HUGE!!! Seriously!
8.00-3.30. I am in skizool. I put a sticker of Winny the Pooh on my nosey so no one will notice. Only Tooly notices but he thinks its cool. Now he wants a sticker too. We look weird.
3.30-4.30. Only the US satellite knows what I am doin at this time. It is probably illegal.
4.30-12.00. Home. Pigsnie is in his study, studyin. Every once in a while he exclaims, A Strumpett would be nice!
I go to the fridge, Im goin to FREEZE my zit off. After 8 minutes whit my face in the ice cube tray I just have a frozen zit. Well that didnt work. I eat 4 samozas & NOW I have another zit! My face now looks like it has crop circles. Pigsnie comes into the kitchen & sees me cryin. He says when I grow up my tiny wee nosey will be so noble & impressive, no one will notice the Winny sticker. Pigsnie always knows the right thing to say.
The End
A day in the life of Steve N.:
6:15 AM - 7:15: Wake up, shower. Put on clothes. Today I am wearing my ripped jeans and a ripped T Shirt, like Kevin Bacon in Footloose. (The girls dig seeing the skin.) I get on the bus and I turn on my CD player. Ive got my Jigga bootleg blasting. H to the Izzo, V to the Izzay. Word up. On the bus ride, my friend Randall tells me about his attempted menage a trois.
7:30 AM to 8:30: I'm in 1st Block. Algebra II. Easy. I take a test that I know I got an A on. When I'm done with my test, I go to sleep.
8:40 to 10:06: History. This class is so simple, it's not even funny. We watch part of Amistad, b/c we're talking about the slave trade. I get flack from the teacher for denouncing the movie. My friend Rene and I talk about setting this picnic table down the three stair out in front of the school. We make plans to do it this weekend. The noseblunt slizza will be thrown on that joint, I guarantee it.
10:15 to 10:45: 1st half of Journalism I. I love this class. I just chill all period and sit on the couch with my friend Chelsea. We make plans to skip school Monday and go to DC. Mwahahaha.. My teacher, Mr. Ondrof, rocks the casbah...he lets us do whatever we want as long as we meet our deadlines. I was just appointed official movie boss of the newspaper. I'm psyched.
10:45 to 11:15: Lunch. I just sit in Journalism class and watch TV. I don't like school food, it all has meat in it (I'm a vegetarian). Me and Chelsea chill some more.
11:15 to 12:20: More chilling. I listen to some Jay Z.
12:30 to 2:00: Last block of the day. IB English I, my teacher is Ms. Patterson. She's an awesome teacher. My friend Cassie tells me she's leaving the class, bummer.
Peter's not there today, because he's in St. Louis. He misses his school pictures. When I go to get my picture taken, I ask my friend for a cigarette, so I can get the pic taken with the cigarette in my mouth. He doesn't have any. Wouldnt that be a great picture? So at 2:00, school lets out, and I go to my bus. I can't drive until Christmas, and my house is too out of the way for me to get a ride from a friend. I don't mind it so much though. My friend Chris decides to come home with me.
2:30 - 5:00: Get home, me and Chris have pop tarts, then we go skate. It starts raining. On the way to my friend Randall's house, my board falls in the sewer!! I have to crawl in and get it out. We get to Randall's box. Randall and his twin bro Richard come out. Randall is shirtless, with a Yankees hat on. He looks pissed. He looks like Stevie Williams, if any of you know who that is. Good tricks that go down on the box:
Randall - nollie 5-0 shove it out
nollie shove it 5-0 (!!!!)
Chris - backside 5-0 to backside 180 out
Me - fakie nosegrind to 180 out
switch tailslide fakie (I've got those joints mastered. I love doing those).
Richard - heelflip 50-50
5:00 - 6: Meander around. Do some homework. Change my t-shirt.
6: Eat dinner with my family. Spaghetti with MEAT sauce, ugghh. Gross. My sister gets into this huge argument with my dad. I do the dishes, then finish watching an ep of the Simpsons (Bart becomes Burns' heir.) I get online.
7:22 - finish typing this. I'll post more about tonight, tomorrow.
THAT's why I haven't posted, PLite. My typical days are so boring.
PigsnieLite
09-20-01, 08:54 PM
You go to bed nekkids, STEVE N? Arent you cold? What if theres a fire & you run out of the house & everyone sees your appendige? :p
Your day isnt boring, I like bein nosey & learnin all the intimite details. Like I said to Pigsnie just now, H to the Izzo, V to the Vizzy and he stares at me and says, WHA??? Eat your banana. Loll. :laugh:
A new day in the life log! Oh, you lucky dawgs, you...
My mom wakes me up at like 9:30 AM. She reminds me that I have a dentist appointment that morning...crap, I'd totally forgotten, even though she told me the night before. I'd totally forgotten then, too. I go and end up waiting 20 minutes. Then I wait another 20 in the stupid chair. During the time in the chair, I hear some little kid crying and yelling. Then the guy in the little section next to me is told to do something or other "until the bleeding stops." Oh boy.
The dentist comes over eventually and they give me four fillings, for four small cavities. One in each corner of the mouth. It figures that the one in the bottom-left (from my perspective), the one that hurts the most, is the one they do the most drilling on. I think I got some very mild novacaine, but I'm not positive. I spent a few minutes thinking about this new script I wanna write while in the chair. XML is is the sniznat.
Anyway, on the way home we go shopping and I get Diet Cream Soda, Diet Root Beer, Diet Dr. Pepper, and Diet Sprite. Joy! I also grab some French Bread Pizza, and a big box of Totino's Pizza Rolls. Yeehaw. I get home and make 4 French Bread Pizzas, and I scarf 'em down.
The rest of the day is rather unorganized: over the course of like 5-6 hours, and in some order that I cannot remember, I check MoFo a bunch of times, read my email, watch TV, take a nap, read some History, do some Consumer Math, and eat a buttload of sugar free popsicles (love 'em).
Now I'm sitting here typing, and my belly button won't stop itching. I keep scratching it, and it's really starting to hurt. One of the toes on my right foot is sore, too, for no apparent reason...and we're out of the "good" frozen popsicles, because I ate like 20 today. We've got the more generic ones left, which are still good, though.
We had pepperoni cassarole (with garlic bread on the side) for dinner. Man that stuff is good. It's made up of elbow macaroni with speghetti sauce, melted mozarella, and pepperoni. Oh mama. We only ate one "pan" of it, so the second pan will still be around tomorrow. Leftovers...cool. I'm switching houses Saturday morning, so between the Totinos, the leftover cassarole, and the 5 French Bread Pizzas left, as well as the big bag of Pepperoni Pizza Combos I've got downstairs, AND the popsicles, I'm gonna have plenty of food waiting when I come back a week from now. Yay. I love food.
Anyway, I'll probably play a computer game or two, eat the combos and some popsicles tonight, and maybe have some more cassarole. I'm gonna try to get some programming work done, too. I've got a freelance job, a volunteer job, and a "regular" job thing to do. No time for Project MoFo today I guess. Bummer...I think I'll probably get plenty done over the weekend/week, though. We're gonna join the YMCA at the other house and I'm gonna start playing racquetball constantly. Crap man, I love racquetball.
There ya go PLite. That was for you. :D
PigsnieLite
09-28-01, 04:45 AM
Hummmmm, after intinse analysis of your log (ummm, not THAT one, hahaha!) I think you haf a Diet soda peperroni popsicle problem. Effect: cavities in the sniznat itchypoo perswizzle stick. Tisk tisk tisk. I am surprised taht you have not made this connection Little Republican, teehee. :)
And what dyou mean you switch houses? You live one week whit your mummy & then next week with your daddy? Hummm.
ps. Pigsnie says your toe is sore becuz you have the gout, LOLL. :laugh:
A day in the life of Kyra :
My dad calls me a 7.00am and i go down stairs and have my daily intake of chocolate(cornflakes)mmmm chocolaty goodness.
8.00am Dad take me and my brother(aka Small but Annoying)to school.
School All day i sit and 'learn' (yawn)
3.30 i go home check if i have had an email off Aranor and see if Kielles phoned me.
do a quick spot(zit) check and go to Akido (martial arts) with my ex boyfreind (it was a really hard relationship I love you whack)
9.00pm finish akido and go home again check my email
10.00pm go to bed because a girls got to have her beauty sleep(which for me is 24 hours)
Naw, I ain't got no gout. And yeah, my parents are divorced, so I switch off houses every now and then. And no, I had these cavities way before I started with all of those sugar free popsicles...like over half a year ago. So far it seems that artifical sugar hasn't hurt my toothies too much, thank goodness.
PigsnieLite
10-01-01, 03:06 PM
A Day in the Life: MY MOOD
8.00-
I stayed home today. I am congested! My cute nosey is all stuffed up & I probably have ashma too becuz I am wheezin & there seems to be a big rock in my chest. I am hardly ever sick & I CANT STAND IT@@@!!! Im in a bad mood. This sucks. I thought I might become a Squittel today but I cant. AAAARHHHH, I jest sneeze all over the screen DAMM!!!! Now I gottaa go to the WC. I HATE THIS< THIS SUCKSSSS!!!!! :(
I decided to close my computer shop on Modays because so many people have asked me to be open on the weekends. This is my first Monday off in ages. I did some yard work which lasted only about an hour because the heat was so terrible (90+ degrees) Instead of yard work I cleaned the kitchen, boy was it nasty, have you ever looked underneath your microwave? Yeeechhhh!!!! I also decided that I needed a day off from regular work as well as "home" work so after the kitchen cleaning I did zippo. I played Battlefield 2 and Starcraft, man do I need tuning up, I used to be so good. I cooked some peppercorn ribeyes with grilled corn-on-the-cob and homemade garlic mashed potatoes for dinner and after that I got a bit tipsy with some Skyy voldka and here I am...not a bad day I guess.
Godsend
09-06-05, 02:28 AM
5 am 5:45 am - Alarm goes off. Get out of bed. I go upstairs, shower, brush, shave if I feel like it and hea downstairs and sleep till 6:30 am.
6:40 am - Sprint to the bus
7:25 am - School starts
12:30 PM - I officially wake up due to the intake of food during lunch.
3:05 PM - I come home
4 or 5 PM - Off to work, most likely every other day
9 or 10 pm - I come home
Whenever: Homework and working out, doctor visits, movies, other lame stuff.
5 am 5:45 am - Alarm goes off. Get out of bed. I go upstairs, shower, brush, shave if I feel like it and hea downstairs and sleep till 6:30 am.
6:40 am - Sprint to the bus
7:25 am - School starts
12:30 PM - I officially wake up due to the intake of food during lunch.
3:05 PM - I come home
4 or 5 PM - Off to work, most likely every other day
9 or 10 pm - I come home
Whenever: Homework and working out, doctor visits, movies, other lame stuff.
You need a girlfriend/boyfriend...badly.....:)
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