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Nitzer
09-18-04, 06:23 PM
Sylvia Browne Predictions (dont ask me what i was doing at her site http://www.sylvia.org/home/2000plus.cfm :P just ended up there somehow btw shes the physic that appears on larry king all the time) my comments are in brackets,:

Eradication of cancer as we know it, using sound waves, photo sensitive drug therapy, and "self-addicting" cells. (well yeah cancer will be cured sooner or later)

Robotic houses, controlled by computerized switchboard. (muahaha technology)

Electrical cars with flotation ability for water travel to bypass freeways. (beats traffic :))

Houses made from pressed paper with plastic coatings; interchangeable walls (hmm.. interesting)

Separate body parts cloned for organ transplants; not an entire body.

New form of painless tooth extraction, using a type of suction, with immediate replacement of new tooth. (_/-\o_ haha)

Diagnostic chambers which map the body's electrical balance to predict health problems before the come.

Cylindrical rooms in which people enter to see an automated projection of the clothing and color that would look good on them; select what you want, take your measurements, then two days later pick up the goods. (awesome)

Third floor of houses have rollback roofs to allow Hovercrafts to come and go.

No more surgery with knives. Some type of molecular ionization device that knows how to take out the afflicted cells then seal the wound without a single scar. (wow)

Remolding of the whole face structure, to duplicate any look that you wish. (wow... that's kind of sad)

New exercise equipment that you sit or stand in, and it literally stimulates your muscles with electricity to achieve the same effect as physical exercise. (lazy people will rule the world)

Babies will be birthed in water all the time, with music, incense, and green and lavender lights.

People will be able to simply "walk out" of their bodies upon death. (i have no idea)

There will be no US Presidency; our government will go back to a Greek Senate structure. (finally!!! :P)

No longer a single Pope, but a triumvirate of Popes, each assigned to a geographic collection of Catholics.

Peace in the Middle East will prevail by 2050. (hopefully)

West Coast goes under in 2026. Parts of the East Coast also get inundated. Tsunamis will wipe out a large portion of Japan. The Hawaiian Islands will have upheaval and be the site of a large new landmass. (less japan :( bigger hawaii :) if you live in bc richmond and all those will go down :P)

Atlantis will begin to show itself by 2023 and be fully visible by 2026. (i knew it! :P)

After 2050, the "Age of the Messiah" is upon us. People turn totally toward Spirituality, peace will rein for a long time. People will return to community living, loving each other, and working together. (peace?)

Treatment for depression and mood disorders will come from a "control chamber" that emits sensory stimulation gently to the brain, including certain smells, which will elevate mood. (crazy)

Medicine in pill form goes away; instead we have air-injected delivery through the skin. (once again lazy people will rule the world!)

Atomic batteries will run cars. (yeah, uh huh.)

No more gas propelled rockets in space; we will have nuclear powered cylinder shaped objects that travel everywhere.

A moon base is created for people to visit, and as a stopping place for further trips. (ill be going there if i live that long!)

By 2055 most people will live in domed cities due to poor atmospheric conditions. (awesome, worse atmospehere :P haha)

A virtual reality headset will stimulate brain waves so people can learn whole libraries of information within hours. (WTF? what am i going to school for?)

Giant fruits and vegetables will be grown in hothouse environments. The nutrients will be synthesized into a highly condensed injection. (great, bigger vegetables)

Proteins are developed without animal meat, very powerful, builds immune system. (so what will we eat than if we dont eat meat?? i need my bacon :P

Addictions will be a thing of the past because of a brain stimulation, which eradicates all addictions, with no side effects.

Execution for the death penalty will become a complete vaporization of the body. (vaoprization eh?)

No separate governments, one planetary government will form. (interesting)

Great earth changes will occur and germ warfare will be used before the world finds peace. But eventually from all of the bad comes good. The pendulum will swing back to humanity and love. (damnit, we'll have to live through this :/)

No world war is coming, but lots of civil disorder and small skirmishes. No nuclear holocaust. (thats good)

Peace will last from 2050 until 2100, and then I see nothing beyond, which could mean "the end will come like a thief in the night." (end of the world eh?)

Toward the end of things, the veil separating our world from The Other Side will thin, so much so that most people will see decease loved ones and speak with their Spirit Guides. (yep)

There will be many false prophets that rise up proclaiming to be Jesus on Earth, and try to lead people astray. We are already seeing this in the big rise of occultism. (whats new? jkjk :P)

People will again find Spirituality, not so much in organized religion, but in the spiritual brotherhood of coming together and finding their Temple within.

Four more comets will pass by before the end times. (whats that do for us?)

Aliens will begin to show themselves in the year 2010, they will not harm us, they simply want to see what we are doing to this planet. They will teach us how to use anti-gravity devices again, such as they did for the pyramids. (I KNEW IT!!! i saw one of those things on the dicovory channel that said that happened. oh man going to be nuts, same year of VANCOUVER WINTER OLYMPICS! YESH! ANTI-GRAVITY!)


oh yeah one thing that is not here that she predicts is that bush will be re-elected.

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Mmm, moveless workout... :p

Tea Barking
09-18-04, 08:24 PM
How comes we never hear about Psychics winning the lottery?

Diablo
09-18-04, 09:46 PM
These people are just stating useless sh*t that any individual can express. She just wants to feel “special”. I say, let these people have their fun.

casa
09-19-04, 01:56 PM
nitzer were are you from?

Nitzer
09-19-04, 02:41 PM
Check my profile.

Garrett
09-19-04, 05:01 PM
"Tonight on 'Crackpot Theories with Sylvia Browne'..."

casa
09-20-04, 05:57 AM
Check my profile.
where in bc though

Nitzer
09-20-04, 07:15 PM
bc? i dont live in british columbia.

SpoOkY
09-21-04, 09:26 AM
"Tonight on 'Crackpot Theories with Sylvia Browne'..."

Tune in next week for more unbelievable facts like tonight's "3rd story houses will have roll back roofs so hover crafts can come and go" and more exciting predictions. :goof:

susan
09-21-04, 10:04 AM
thanks for bringing all these predictions to our attention, nitzer

and now we return to our regular scheduled reality...

SamsoniteDelilah
09-21-04, 02:09 PM
Electrical cars with flotation ability for water travel to bypass freeways. (beats traffic :))But still, no decent public transportation in Los Angeles... grrr...

Houses made from pressed paper with plastic coatings; interchangeable walls (hmm.. interesting)
Aspenite, anyone? Melamine? This already exists.
As for the interchangeable walls though... I can't be bothered to flip my mattress, let alone move walls around.

Cylindrical rooms in which people enter to see an automated projection of the clothing and color that would look good on them; select what you want, take your measurements, then two days later pick up the goods. (awesome) Sounds like "What Not To Wear".

Remolding of the whole face structure, to duplicate any look that you wish. (wow... that's kind of sad)They're working on face transplants now, for burn victims and the like. I can't imagine faces will be any easier to come by than any other body part you might want transplanted, so I really can't see it happening "at will". There's a joke in there somewhere about waking up in a tub of ice with a note saying "thanks for your face...", though.

New exercise equipment that you sit or stand in, and it literally stimulates your muscles with electricity to achieve the same effect as physical exercise. (lazy people will rule the world)Already exists.

People will be able to simply "walk out" of their bodies upon death. (i have no idea)As opposed to now, when we need a passcode? :confused:

Treatment for depression and mood disorders will come from a "control chamber" that emits sensory stimulation gently to the brain, including certain smells, which will elevate mood. (crazy)The word for this is "bong".

Giant fruits and vegetables will be grown in hothouse environments. The nutrients will be synthesized into a highly condensed injection. (great, bigger vegetables)All this talk of injection and air delivery... People in the future are into pain, I take it?

Execution for the death penalty will become a complete vaporization of the body. (vaoprization eh?)If the death penalty becomes quick and painless, is it really still a "penalty", or just an easy way out?

No separate governments, one planetary government will form. (interesting)This seems to be Bush's goal, already.

Toward the end of things, the veil separating our world from The Other Side will thin, so much so that most people will see decease loved ones and speak with their Spirit Guides. (yep)Happens daily. Happening this minute, all over the world. This is a description of the death of an individual, not the end of civilization.

oh yeah one thing that is not here that she predicts is that bush will be re-elected.By a fair election?

Psychic Isaac
09-24-04, 11:09 AM
Sylvia Browne is the devil in disguise! She's spoken many times about trying to stay healthy, no alcohol, no nicotine, that kind of thing... yet she has a froggy, croaky smoker's voice. Shame! on! her!

I found her fascinating when I met her with a panel of intriguing, gifted psychics at a conference in Miami, FL, 2001. That's also where I met my sexy psychic girlfriend, Ivy Verihorni. Sylvia said things that chilled Ivy and I's spine, which naturally led us to asking Sylvia if she'd join us for a threesome up in our hotel room. She was excited about it... mostly because there'd be a cigarette for her afterwards. When Sylvia showed up at our door, we invited her in and she started feeling a "presence" around us. Suddenly, a blow up doll that was deflated filled to life with the air of a ghostly visitor. Sylvia lit a cigarette and announced that she was beginning her foreplay. The blow up doll, which I bought at the store Pilgrim Pleasures, was of a naked pilgrim woman, but it was possessed by a demon named Malzda. Malzda grabbed me by the balls and flung me over onto the bed, and then she pushed Ivy Verihorni into a satanic red massage chair that appeared out of nowhere. Sylvia, meanwhile, got undressed... ripping off her dress with her 3 foot fingernails... which trailed down to her newly developed devil hands, all red and swollen with black stitches sewn around the joints. Her eyes rolled back in her head, revealing pink gumballs in their place which looked diseased and troubling. Horns grew from the back of her head, long ones, almost reaching to the top of the ceiling... in fact, they did break the ceiling mirror, which caused the shards to fall over me, but luckily I hid under a blanket. Her mouth and chin extended, like an alligator's, and she wiggled her tongue at me before she stuck another cigarette into her mouth, a huge one. She inhaled deeply... and as she did... I felt her lungs trying to suck in my soul. I think she was getting off on this. Malzda, the demonic blow up doll, was busy driving Ivy Verihorni crazy with the massage chair from hell, setting it at different speeds and driving her crazy. Finally, I thought of something to do. I reached over to the phone and called room service.

I asked for holy water, but they were out. Luckily, Madonna was staying at the hotel, and the bellhop brought me some of her blessed Kaballah water. I managed to jump off of the bed and answer the door, then I splashed poor Sylvia Browne with the water. She had already changed back to her normal self. She was pissed at me. The Kaballah water didn't do anything to this devil woman, but it did put out her cigarette. She left the room promptly, and I asked her to take the blow up doll with her. She refused, and left the room thinking that her dignity was still intact. She said she had an appearance to make on Montel Williams the next day. As soon as she was gone, Ivy Verihorni and I went to the bathroom with a very big butcher knife and stabbed the now deflated pilgrim blow up doll to death, so it couldn't fill up again. Then we tossed it out the hotel window. And then we made love.

So now, as you can see, SYLVIA BROWNE IS THE DEVIL! Don't believe in her prophecies! She wants HELL ON EARTH!

Listen to my prophecies. For instance, I know that Cher will keep returning with more concerts, even though she said she's finished. And Jay Leno will marry Jerry Seinfeld in 2008 when it's legal for gays to marry everywhere. I know that's shocking to all of you, but I've gotta prove my accuracy! I can't make statements that everyone can assume will happen.

Aniko
09-24-04, 02:18 PM
:laugh: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Psychic Isaac...that's quite a story. Sounds like a movie waiting to be made.

Where have you been (aside from psychic conferences)? You've been missed around here.

SamsoniteDelilah
09-24-04, 02:30 PM
hilarity
I like this guy!! :D

Loner
09-24-04, 08:03 PM
...And Jay Leno will marry Jerry Seinfeld in 2008 when it's legal for gays to marry everywhere.
It will never happen.

Where would they park all their cars?

Godsend
09-24-04, 08:40 PM
I believe that physics back around the B.C. era, even, predicted the world to end.

It hasn't.

The fact that a world is going to "blow" up is farfetched. After sustaining for 65 billion years +, the Earth continues to spin. I seriously doubt the sun is going to explode, mainly for the reason I haven't done much research on it and the fact that some animals live today that were once related to those millions and millions of years ago.

The Earth has, indeed, gotten warmer due to ozone layer....greenhouse effect and what not. I could be wrong, but I'm kind of surprised why the question, "how big was the sun back then?" been asked.

SpoOkY
11-16-04, 08:21 AM
Well the sun will die out eventually like all stars I suppose, that's the only real prediction that can be made the rest are all rubbish. Well that's my spiel for today.