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Agent 0 Zero
09-06-04, 03:51 PM
I'm still in high School and I have had many bad memories there, and I've it's only been two years!. Please share with me your bad experiences with me here is mine.

I rember when the first day every one herd my last name and the al laughed. From that day on In my scool I am Known as smither's, or smitherman.... :(

mack
09-06-04, 04:41 PM
what's your last name? :confused: I always thought "smitty" was cool.

Godsend
09-06-04, 04:45 PM
Meh....don't know any? Saw my first cat fight there...hair pulling and tugging, slapping but rarely any punches. Notice more girl fights as of lately? Yeesh.

Getting lost the first day sucks. COuldn't find my locker at all :(

Diablo
09-06-04, 06:38 PM
I don’t let the mocking or pestering from other students get to me. Yeah, they get annoying and I believe all bad high school experience stem from that basis. But I just shrug it off my shoulders and figure, “Meh, they’re all going to dead one day.” I’m not saying shoot out the school, but just take pity on the students that feel that they have to amuse their insignificant lives but teasing you or any other students.

And yeah, the cat fights are intense… not as exciting as I thought they’d be… way to much blood… but they have their moments…

Agent 0 Zero
09-06-04, 08:05 PM
what's your last name? :confused: I always thought "smitty" was cool.

my last name is smitherman, It's quite bothersome at school. We even have a teacher names Mr.Burns

HellboyUnleashed
09-06-04, 09:24 PM
i havent had any bad high school expireinces, yet. my sister-in-law teaches at a ghetto school so there was this catfight in her class and she said "ooo those happen quite often or atleast there is always vulgar language floating around. and i said "damn. maybe u should sponser your class as a spectator sport and sell tickets for a full day in the classroom." she didnt even laugh. thats funny.

mack
09-07-04, 12:17 AM
my last name is smitherman, It's quite bothersome at school.

Well. At least its not Richard Holder.

Tazz
09-07-04, 12:47 AM
im still in high school just finished one year but i'll talk about my middle school too which was such a horrible nightmare. I pretty much wore black everyday with long baggy pants. And there was this girl i liked who doesn't goto my school anymore cause i never had the nerd to talk to her. God i wish i had, i usually ran away :( . In middle school nothing much happen only exciting thing that happen was when two lesbians came over to my house and we had some fun. :yup:

AboveTheClouds
09-07-04, 01:02 AM
I generally do the terrorizing... but it's all in fun.

The Taxi Driver
09-07-04, 11:20 AM
wow i feel so young i will be starting high school tomorrow. i will get back to you with the bad experiences.

gummo
09-07-04, 11:40 AM
My friend and I were known for our skipping classes, smoking in the changerooms, and getting drunk during 1st period. We went to a Catholic high school and had to wear kilts. Well this one time when we were skipping 1st period class and drinking, we saw our teacher walking down the hall, returning the attendance to the office. She had already saw us, but we thought she didn't so we took off running in the opposite direction, and outside. It was winter and the ground was a bit slippery. My friend kinda cut me off while i was running and i tripped, slid, and did a nose-dive into the pavement. My kilt flew up and it just so happened that that day i wasn't wearing shorts under my kilt, just underwear. I was laying on the ground for a few seconds when the principal, whose office window was facing the incident, came out to see if i was okay. My teacher came out and told the principal we were skipping and along with my hummiliating moment, I got a detention.

Tazz
09-07-04, 01:08 PM
i use to smoke last year in the bathroom, but im addicted anymore or iam?

Tacitus
09-09-04, 08:43 PM
I got expelled on my last day........

Oops, you wanted bad experiences. :rolleyes:

allthatglitters
09-13-04, 07:52 PM
I am not through with high school, but it looks like I am one of those few people who actually love it. I feel that my classes are well taught (although I have a few problems with AP world), I am challenged enough. I am blessed with awesome teachers and I am totally pysched about what I am learning. I have friends in all my classes and I am more involved this year. Sure it's going to be really tough, but I am doing tons of stuff that I enjoy. I am a member in 6 clubs, and hope to be active in every single one of them. I am on the leadership team for one of those clubs, I am in Drama again and the debate season starts soon. So maybe I am a bit too busy as far as involvement goes, but this just isn't about having an awesome repretoire of activities on my college applications, it's about having fun and being with my friends. I am taking tough classes, but if I wasn't I would be bored out of my mind. I know alot of sophmores who are already showing symptoms of senoritis, but really I am going to relish these new two years (well three couting this year), it's already going by way too fast.

gummo
09-17-04, 03:41 AM
I got expelled on my last day........

me too...actually the last week and i lost my credits for the semester.

Mirai
09-17-04, 04:29 AM
I don't have any really. Most potentially bad situations are nullified by either mine or my buddies' quick wit.

A friend of mine has an Astro Boy bag and this guy paid him out. I just called out to him, "Shut the hell up, ya dickhole! Your a loser and nobody likes you!". Everyone, including his friends, laughed there arses off at him. He tried to reply but he kept on gettin interrupted by people laughing at him.

So yeah, me and my friends always manage to save each other from these sorts of things.

SpoOkY
09-17-04, 10:28 AM
I got bullied for a while me and a friend of mine, then we got together with other kids that didn't fit in and started a bit of a revolt. This guy who hanged out with us got bashed though and the kids who did it got expelled. Now it's all cool though cause me and my friends will stick up for anyone who needs it, well we used to, now there's kind of a mutual respect :D. Met some really messed up people along the way, some committed suicide even. Sorry to sound so bleak but I guess I was pretty lucky in the end :)

Mirai
09-17-04, 06:25 PM
Yeah, that's kinda screwed.

A guy started to give me grief at the start of Grade 9 and it was in a class where I was the only guy out of me and my buddies. But then 2 weeks later he died in a car crash. I didn't know how to feel.

OG-
09-17-04, 07:21 PM
Hate to sound cocky or anything like that, but I had a frigging blast in highschool. I really don't have any noteable bad experiences. My school was probably different than the majority of schools though, at least from what I see/hear about in the media. The most "popular kids" at my school, and by that I mean the most respected, were the kids that were somehow offbeat and independent - not the jocks and cheerleaders like you see in movies. If any kids did try to bully or make fun of other kids they were shunned for doing so. Sure there were still groups/cliques of people etc, but its not like the groups were invite only or anything. You could be the dorkiest kid around and the most popular as well.

My one bad experience isn't related to other kids or anything like that, it is pretty much just that it happened while I was in high school.

A friend of mine, Matt, was going to meet me at the Subway by my house for some food. I met him half way and along the way he had found a plastic bag of counterfeit tens. So we had some fun with it, walking around Food Lion asking people if they had dropped this, to which one jackass actually said yes. We didn't try to spend the money, as it was obviously fake. It looked very real, but it felt just like normal printer paper. So anyways, the next day I brought one to school and gave it to my friend Cyrus as a joke...only thing was he spent it at lunch. The lunch lady saw it was fake, called security, they got Cyrus, he immediately pointed to me. So I got called into security, they grilled me something fierce. I didn't want to get Matt involved unless I had to so I didn't mention him at first. The cop was treating it, and this was a metaphor he used, like I had found a heroin needle and was trying to get kids to use it. They wouldn't let me go (I was under question for a long time), so eventually I introduced Matt into the story as well. At first they yelled at me for not mentioning him...then they asked for Matt's full name:

Cop: What is Matt's last name.
Me with a smile on my face: Constantino
Cop: Matt Constantino?
Me: Yep
Cop: As in Mr. Constantino's son?
Me: Yep.

Matt was the principle's son. Now that he was involved the entire process was altered drastically. They were no longer treating me like a drug dealer and just as a normal kid.

Anyways, this experience was when I learned that the Secret Service gets called whenever there is an issue over counterfeiting. Fun fun.

The Secret Service came to the school a week or so later, called me down. They played a complete good cop bad cop scenario, the woman was forcefull while her partner stood in the corner the whole time, arms crossed, and never said a word. She had told me that Matt had already admitted to printing the money etc etc and that if I agreed to that statement my punishment would be less severe. Fibbing bastards. Matt never admitted to anything, because I know he didn't make it.

I kept getting bullied because I wasn't collaborating with this bull**** when all of a sudden Mr. Constantino came into the room and pushed out the Secret Service telling them to "stop hastling students". That was the end of that, hehe.

I had talked to Matt later that day and he had said they told him that I had admitted to the whole thing.

Anyways, moral of the story is **** the Secret Service and if my kids ever tell me they found something on the ground, I'm going to believe them.

allthatglitters
09-17-04, 08:15 PM
That's a pretty screwed up story, well the Secret Service part.

. My school was probably different than the majority of schools though, at least from what I see/hear about in the media. The most "popular kids" at my school, and by that I mean the most respected, were the kids that were somehow offbeat and independent - not the jocks and cheerleaders like you see in movies. If any kids did try to bully or make fun of other kids they were shunned for doing so. Sure there were still groups/cliques of people etc, but its not like the groups were invite only or anything. You could be the dorkiest kid around and the most popular as well.
I wish my school was more like that! But I seriously doubt that ever happening, I go to a school of about 2000+ students, and while we're diverse, the gaps are huge. Not racially, but the class gaps are huge. It's mostly upper-class, upper-middle class people of all different types of backgrounds, but then you have this huge gap from that to lower-bottom class. Everybody has their own niche though. Academics is becoming the new 'popular' thing though, but we still have a record breaking amount of preps and jocks at my school, it's disgusting. And yet it is so much fun. I've decided to 'quit' drama in favor of doing more school oriented activities; clubs, running clubs, debate, and various after-school activities. It's also been a great way to get mor einvolved in my community, plus it helps to know what teachers I am going to have my junior and senior year (since I am taking mostly AP's). High School is a total blast, I have the best english tecaher, she set aside time in her schedule to have an open feedback session for all her students at the public library. So we all got to have private feedback from her after school on our essays.

Zeiken
09-18-04, 02:13 AM
I wish my school was more like that! But I seriously doubt that ever happening, I go to a school of about 2000+ students, and while we're diverse, the gaps are huge. Not racially, but the class gaps are huge. It's mostly upper-class, upper-middle class people of all different types of backgrounds, but then you have this huge gap from that to lower-bottom class. Everybody has their own niche though. Academics is becoming the new 'popular' thing though, but we still have a record breaking amount of preps and jocks at my school, it's disgusting. And yet it is so much fun. I've decided to 'quit' drama in favor of doing more school oriented activities; clubs, running clubs, debate, and various after-school activities. It's also been a great way to get mor einvolved in my community, plus it helps to know what teachers I am going to have my junior and senior year (since I am taking mostly AP's). High School is a total blast, I have the best english tecaher, she set aside time in her schedule to have an open feedback session for all her students at the public library. So we all got to have private feedback from her after school on our essays.

Good luck with that! I also went to a smaller school- and it was the only high school within 2 1/2 hours, so it was like its own little enigma. I really didnt have any friends the first two years, but as the years went on our class kinda grew to realize how stupid we are acting. And now, a couple of my classmates came to the same college as I, but they're still the same as they were in high school- pretentious, snobby, super click-ey, and they havnt grown at all. i feel sorry for them.

I remember one time when i fell asleep in physics class my entire class decided to get up, turn off the lights, and leave, just to mess with me. It was pretty embarrassing.

PimpDaShizzle
09-18-04, 03:19 AM
Someone gives you crap - just go and cry, tell your parents to go to school and yell at the kid for you, tell the teacher to point the kid out in front of the whole class and let the teach stick up for you. Tell em' you play D&D and you're currently a level 12 dungeon master and you're quite skilled in the arts of wizardy. Start to wear a pocket protector.

If none of that works, just punch the biggest guy in stomach and run while yelling "Oh yeah!, you can bet your ass there's gonna be a next time, Nancy!"

The first set of options worked for me.

OG-
09-19-04, 03:48 PM
I wish my school was more like that! But I seriously doubt that ever happening, I go to a school of about 2000+ students, and while we're diverse, the gaps are huge. Not racially, but the class gaps are huge. It's mostly upper-class, upper-middle class people of all different types of backgrounds, but then you have this huge gap from that to lower-bottom class. Everybody has their own niche though. Academics is becoming the new 'popular' thing though

My school was about 2k too, but maybe my view is just biased because I was never really picked on or anything, but maybe thats just because I don't take **** from jackasses, only from friends. But yah, academics is becoming the new "popular" thing, which I think is a good thing for America. Though sadly it looks like the next generation of kids are making eating the new popular thing to do :-\

allthatglitters
09-19-04, 07:27 PM
My school was about 2k too, but maybe my view is just biased because I was never really picked on or anything, but maybe thats just because I don't take **** from jackasses, only from friends. But yah, academics is becoming the new "popular" thing, which I think is a good thing for America. Though sadly it looks like the next generation of kids are making eating the new popular thing to do :-\
Sorry I mis-typed, my school is about 2800+. My school is taking academics to a whole new level, but at the same time they expect that everything else does extraordinarily well at the same time. So far we're able to do this quite well. Nationally ranked football team (and at least top ten state rankings in all sports), nationally ranked choir's and band (California AAAA). High AP scores yada yada yada. The amount of students in advanced placement or honors classes has jumped radically from like around 500 to almost 600. Sooner or later it's going to be too much, it already is, and sadly kids all around me are resorting to illegal methods for relaxation. I guess I am the exception as well though, my school district is one of those insaneley strict districts that demand more than the best already, and my high school is the rich poster child for that philosophy. Even the other schools in our district say we take it too far.

As far as the obesity goes, I think that there is some progress being made in making sure that it won't be as bad. That also depends on the schools as well in some part, the amount of sports offered in an elementary school could dictate the involvement students will have in physical activities. Obviously if they're introduced to physical activity earlier on and have a large repretoire of sports to choose from, those students have a decreased risk in obesity.

Mark
09-19-04, 07:38 PM
I got an "F" on a book report my freshman year.

I lost a bunch of wrestling matches over the four years.

Some girlfriends broke up with me.

A senior pushed me to the ground in the middle of class when I was a freshman. On the way down, the back of my head hit a girl in the nose, and her nose started bleeding.

My car battery caught on fire in the school parking lot. I put it out before it exploded (?).

Ezikiel
09-19-04, 09:50 PM
My school, on the other hand, is totally different. I mean sure, we have, like OG- 2000+ students, but its the way we act that makes us different. Academics is not a big thing at all in my school, no one likes to participate, not even me. I don't know why that is, I guess I can say "I have better things to do" but truthfully I don't. Most people at my school are vulgar and just plain mean. I mean, I can't go one day without hearing the "F" word more than 3 dozen times. Also, most kids here, as allthatglitters says, "are resorting to illegal methods for relaxation." I mean, even I can't say I haven't done these things. But that's never going to change down here, it's just the way it works. I'm not saying my school is a terrible place to go, but it sure is no great school either. I think the only true thing we can say were great at in our school is the drama club, our plays aren't half bad, in my opinion, at least.


On the subject of bad high school experieces, I haven't had any yet except spilling paint all over my pants a few days ago. That sucked.

Sinny McGuffins
09-21-04, 08:04 PM
How old are you when start high school in America? I've always wondered. In the UK we start high school when we're 11 or 12, and leave when we're 16.

OG-
09-21-04, 10:30 PM
Start when you're..13ish? Graduate when you're 18.

Mark
09-21-04, 11:23 PM
Start when you're..13ish? Graduate when you're 18.

Is that the 6-year plan? :laugh:

allthatglitters
09-22-04, 12:21 AM
In America some states do things differently, but it all ends up the same. You enter middle school in 7th grade at 12-13, some middle school start in 6th grade (11-12). Your still in middle school in 8th grade. Then you get 'promoted' from middle school to high school. You enter your 9th grade (a.k.a Freshmen) year usually at the age of 14. then you have 10th grade (sophmore), 11th grade (junior), and 12th grade (senior). That's just high school, but if you want a degree and/or higher education you go from their to under-graduate school.

Mark
09-22-04, 02:22 AM
In America some states do things differently, but it all ends up the same. You enter middle school in 7th grade at 12-13, some middle school start in 6th grade (11-12). Your still in middle school in 8th grade. Then you get 'promoted' from middle school to high school. You enter your 9th grade (a.k.a Freshmen) year usually at the age of 14. then you have 10th grade (sophmore), 11th grade (junior), and 12th grade (senior). That's just high school, but if you want a degree and/or higher education you go from their to under-graduate school.

...then you go to the assembly line in the factory, punch in/out for 40+ hours a week/50 weeks a year (2 weeks vacation), pay off your house for the rest of your life, bail your kids out of jail, win the lottery, and live happily ever after. :D

allthatglitters
09-22-04, 02:28 AM
...then you go to the assembly line in the factory, punch in/out for 40+ hours a week/50 weeks a year (2 weeks vacation), pay off your house for the rest of your life, bail your kids out of jail, win the lottery, and live happily ever after. :D

Oh my! Well after under-graduate school there's always graduate school and then theres post-graduate school. I don't think I am going to be done until I am 25. Oh joy ten more years of the bureaucratical education system, that's an opportunity I just can't wait to resist. After that I'll go and be my own boss, factory schmaktory.

Mark
09-22-04, 09:53 PM
After that I'll go and be my own boss, factory schmaktory.

The government will be your boss every April. ;)

allthatglitters
09-22-04, 10:00 PM
Yeah too bad I can't screw the government, but after what happened with Lewinsky, I dare not risk it.

Zeiken
09-23-04, 03:06 AM
Yeah too bad I can't screw the government, but after what happened with Lewinsky, I dare not risk it.

how does one so yound get to be so damn witty?:)

thanks for that, J, made me chuckle.

allthatglitters
09-24-04, 07:20 PM
how does one so yound get to be so damn witty?:)


:kiss:

Here's a bad high school experience for ya' straight from the textbook:

'...Liu Bang once emptied his bladder in the distinctive cap worn by Confucian schoars in order to demonstrate his own contempt for academic pursuit!'

Nowadays that'd be the equivalent of saying your a republican at UC Berkley.

But really 'emptied his bladder'? Political correctness and social politeness is going to kill us all one of these days.

Psychic Isaac
09-24-04, 07:27 PM
Well, you know, I went to a high school very much like the school in those Harry Potter movies, and I had a very embarrassing experience during prom time. See, I psychically predicted that Renee Smoshmalth, a big breasted chick, was gonna ask me out, cause I was just too nervous to ask anybody out. I mean, I trained to do so, with my cat, but he just almost scratched my eyes out. Anyway... I was just wishful thinking about Renee. And even that was embarrassing because I'm usually good at making wishes come true. Well, who do you think asked me out?

Sally, the cafeteria worker! She was... not... all... there. 46 years old, 340 lbs, and thought she could touch her hairnet and play the piano.

Well, anyways... I went with her! And it was the most humiliating night of my life. I stood behind the refreshments dancing with a glass of fruit punch to "Help Me, Rhonda" and tapping my foot while she prepared little finger sandwiches. Then she started trying to play "Help Me, Rhonda" with her hairnet piano. *blushes*

And Renee Smoshmalth ended up going with Zeke Dedmon... my cousin.

I have heard that I made Sally's life that night. I heard she died in 1991. I also think I've heard her haunting my house... sometimes I hear a hairnet piano while taking my showers.

Richard Hell
09-25-04, 01:52 PM
Heres my take on high school okay. Theres the people you can go out with, the people you cant go out with, the people who want go out with you, and then thers the people you would like to go out with, Soo f**k your feelings and go with all of them.

undead_bunny
10-03-04, 12:25 AM
I've already gotten into 3 fights or so and Freshman year is just 1/4 of the way through, So I consider that bad. I need anger management or something. :p

Diablo
10-03-04, 12:43 AM
I've already gotten into 3 fights or so and Freshman year is just 1/4 of the way through, So I consider that bad. I need anger management or something. :p

Well, if you lost all three of the fights... then yeah, that would be bad. Did you lose em?

undead_bunny
10-03-04, 12:49 AM
Well, if you lost all three of the fights... then yeah, that would be bad. Did you lose em?

Well I'm a dirty fighter and I don't care to admit it. So I "won" them I guess so. I don't consider it winning a fight if I didn't want to fight in the first place. Dumb people just pick on my friends and me cause they don't think I'll kick their ass cause I'm a girl. I surprise them. :p

Nitzer
10-03-04, 01:22 AM
Well, you know, I went to a high school very much like the school in those Harry Potter movies, and I had a very embarrassing experience during prom time. See, I psychically predicted that Renee Smoshmalth, a big breasted chick, was gonna ask me out, cause I was just too nervous to ask anybody out. I mean, I trained to do so, with my cat, but he just almost scratched my eyes out. Anyway... I was just wishful thinking about Renee. And even that was embarrassing because I'm usually good at making wishes come true. Well, who do you think asked me out?

Sally, the cafeteria worker! She was... not... all... there. 46 years old, 340 lbs, and thought she could touch her hairnet and play the piano.

Well, anyways... I went with her! And it was the most humiliating night of my life. I stood behind the refreshments dancing with a glass of fruit punch to "Help Me, Rhonda" and tapping my foot while she prepared little finger sandwiches. Then she started trying to play "Help Me, Rhonda" with her hairnet piano. *blushes*

And Renee Smoshmalth ended up going with Zeke Dedmon... my cousin.

I have heard that I made Sally's life that night. I heard she died in 1991. I also think I've heard her haunting my house... sometimes I hear a hairnet piano while taking my showers.


Sir, you are a ****ing moron.

Diablo
10-03-04, 01:14 PM
...dumb people just pick on my friends and me cause they don't think I'll kick their ass cause I'm a girl. I surprise them. :p

I wasn't aware you were a chick... And I think all girls fight "dirty". All that hair pulling and scratching and clothers being torn off... Mmm...

OG-
10-03-04, 01:34 PM
Giggty-Giggity-Giggity

mack
10-03-04, 02:54 PM
:laugh: at Diablo and undead_bunny. :D That was hilarious! I wouldnt worry too much about it UB, so long as youre not out looking for trouble. ;)

I've already gotten into 3 fights or so and Freshman year is just 1/4 of the way through, So I consider that bad. I need anger management or something.

On the positive side----these things tend to quiet down after Freshman year. Something about new groups and establishing your place within them. Every "freshman" in anything has to carve out a place acceptable to them, and when you have large groups of "freshman" there always tends to be that lengthy period of jostling back and forth while everyone finds a proper fit.

A few bloody noses here and there. ;) A bruised ego. A few lessons. Some compromises. New friends. Itll settle down. People wink at those things, as they are part of the growing process.

By next year, youll probablly have the requiste haughty Sophomoric manner and attitude and pity the incoming newbies! :p

Baby steps. It works.

undead_bunny
10-03-04, 03:18 PM
:laugh: at Diablo and undead_bunny. :D That was hilarious! I wouldnt worry too much about it UB, so long as youre not out looking for trouble. ;)



On the positive side----these things tend to quiet down after Freshman year. Something about new groups and establishing your place within them. Every "freshman" in anything has to carve out a place acceptable to them, and when you have large groups of "freshman" there always tends to be that lengthy period of jostling back and forth while everyone finds a proper fit.

A few bloody noses here and there. ;) A bruised ego. A few lessons. Some compromises. New friends. Itll settle down. People wink at those things, as they are part of the growing process.

By next year, youll probablly have the requiste haughty Sophomoric manner and attitude and pity the incoming newbies! :p

Baby steps. It works.

:laugh: Thanks man. Yeah knowing me I'll probally be a bit mean to the newbies, but not too mean. ;)

allthatglitters
10-05-04, 10:21 PM
By next year, youll probablly have the requiste haughty Sophomoric manner and attitude and pity the incoming newbies! :p


Not all sophmores are too terribly haughty. I did chew out one little freshman girl today though, I was very nice though I just don't think she got my sarcasm.

mack
10-06-04, 12:10 AM
I should think not! Somehow Glitter, imagining a scene with you chewing somebody out comes jampacked with witty repartee. :D Id have loved to be a fly on the wall with that one. :rotfl:

Diablo
10-06-04, 12:14 AM
You said you "chewed" the girl out right? Oh!

allthatglitters
10-06-04, 01:45 AM
I should think not! Somehow Glitter, imagining a scene with you chewing somebody out comes jampacked with witty repartee. :D Id have loved to be a fly on the wall with that one. :rotfl:

Well I am not sure about the repartee part, since that would be implying that she even attempted to say anything back. Really it was the only 'bad' thing I've done to a freshman so far, so I don't feel to horrible, she was awfully rude.

I was standing in line with my best friend at lunch, which isn't something that I get to do very often due to the gazillion club meetings I have each week. So we're catching up saying hi to a few friends that were also in line, it was all stupid conversation, talking about the melting hershey's choclate bar, school work, the D.S (Dead Sexy) person of the week. Now not only am I a drama student, but I am a debater for christ sakes, mumbling is not something I've ever done. I am not obnoxiously loud, but considering the fact that I knew a nice amount of people in the line I was sort of having a large discussion which eventually led to all of us talking about how picky our food tastes were. I would of won, if I had not been interrupted three vegatables into my recitation by the horrendous sight of a rather buxomness shadow imitating me (and no it was not my own shadow). I turned around and there she was blithe in all her freshman cockiness, the first thought that immediately entered my head was "She must be an aspiring actress and she's trying to copy me, awww how sweet" :rolleyes: Or maybe not. Of course as soon as I stopped my pavlowa of a puppet did as well, and I began in a voice as sweet as honey and at a speed as rapid as the insecta that make it to compliment and pacify her cheeky ego. It went something along the lines of this:

"Oh sweetie you must be a drama student! I am so happy that we have such excellant actors in the freshman population. I can tell by the way that your so confidently imitating me only a foot away from my presence that you were meant for the stage. Now please tell me that your in drama, because if not I need you to walk to the freshman academy right now and sign up. Talent like yours should never go to waste. Hows this go to the drama teacher and tell her that I sent you, okay?"

Okay so she managed to stammer out, "I am already in drama."

"Well that's wonderful I look forward to seeing you in a couple years in Drama 3/4. I am sure I'll see you faster than that though, really with talent like yours I am sure you'll be the lead in the spring play. I'll most definately have to get your autograph."

Around that point my friend had bought her food and we walked off laughing our heads off. I had a friend who was there who caught up with me afterwards and asked me if I breathed at all during my little rampage, I know I must have. God though, you should of seen the look on that girls face, she totally didn't get it; if she did she was trying to throw bitchy glaces at me, which were quite ineffective.

mack
10-06-04, 03:59 PM
I had a friend who was there who caught up with me afterwards and asked me if I breathed at all during my little rampage, I know I must have. God though, you should of seen the look on that girls face, she totally didn't get it; if she did she was trying to throw bitchy glaces at me, which were quite ineffective.

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugha.gif Classy. When in doubt steamroll 'em! She was probably so befuddled that you werent blushing in shame at her mockery that she couldnt yet wrap her mind around what was happening to her.

A freshman, though? Wow. Trying to establish some sort of credibility on you? Unacceptable. Hopefully she's so embarrased she doesnt try again, but it sounds like you might have to keep your eyes open for that one!